#also i'm sorry again for how mean barton acts towards tim. the man is honestly just... not a good person if i'm being honest

[mad-hunts]

Idk if Tim would even be in Barton's contacts but in case he would, or if it would be funny to pretend for a second: ☎️

phone contact meme!

contact name: the most annoying kid of all time 👍 (i'm sorry in advance for this JSJSJ barton is just... yeah. he would NOT have a good name for tim if he was in his phone BC he's probably salty as hell about being beat up by red robin 💀 jsjsjs lmaooo)

contact picture:

(IDK why but this just seemed very fitting for tim whenever i think about how barton probably views him LOL like, he may or may not see tim as one of those 'youngin's who think they're too cool for this world' JSJSJ not to say that he isn't cool OFC but... this was just the right amount of badass and funny for tim's contact picture IMO haha)

ringtone: a warning bell (yeahhh, unfortunately, barton is not letting up with the assholery even here sksks).

social media that barton follows tim on: he only follows tim on youtube so he can post hate comments on his videos / j (AHH, okay, i'm having too much fun with this FR as i'm only joking BUT yeah. in this scenario, he does follow tim on youtube if he has an account on there)

the most recent phone call between our muses, and how long it was: the most recent phone call that barton had with tim over the phone was him asking for tim's help with doing some... detective work, oddly enough. presumably on how to find evidence to prove someone was trying to frame him for a murder he did not commit — and this also served as his 'one phone call' after he had been stuck into a holding cell for several hours. this phone call lasted about 30 minutes, but barton asked for more time on the phone. though the officer on duty told him to hang it up (pun not intended).

the three most recently sent messages from my muse to yours:

1. 'so, uhh, do you seriously think that that makes us friends now? because in my experience... even if someone did save you out of some human part of themselves, that doesn't necessarily mean that the person can't backstab you later.'

2. 'yeah, i know. that's pretty telling of the kind of people i've hung around in the past and yadda-yadda-yadda BUT that's besides the point! what i'm trying to say here is that i may have saved you, but that's only because i don't want to see any kids die.'

3. 'anyone 20 and below is still a kid to me. and you fit into that category, don't you? god's, giving you my phone number so i can with you to get [redacted] arrested because i can't touch him and you wanted him gone? that is something i'm really starting to regret now. like we're not friends, but we're also not enemies now, and that makes everything so complicated'