#also i'd like to say what the fuck are the piglins doing in the overworld

[viky2318]

holy shit what's going on

they

they fucked up minecraft

they made it into a film

what the fuck

help

[adelior]

Name: Unconditionally

Author: R. Adelio

Genre: Romance, Minecraft, Comedy, Fluff

Main Lead: Technoblade, Dreamwastaken

Female Lead: Reader

Chapter: 1

Special Addition: Tchnomaid

Letters: 10,718

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"I'm bored" You mumbled into your palm as you kept your gaze on the papers that were set up in front of you. "It's your fault for trespassing their area, [Name]. You should know by now how strict Dream is with the boundaries of the countries." Wilbur interpreted, his brows furrowing by the second. "They could have killed you."

"I'm sorry, I was just curious" Hearing you apologize, he softened up and groaned. Wil patted your shoulder with a somewhat forced smile before leaving the room. "Make sure to finish brewing the potions by the end of the day. For now," He looked back, nodding his head. "I'll see you around, [Name]."

"You too, Wil" Sighing, you turned to look at the blonde-haired boy who stood awkwardly in the corner. "Well uh, that went well at least!" Slamming your first, you startled Tommy as he shrieked. "I got in trouble in YOUR PLACE-"

"Yeahhhh, about that, I'm sorry!" Tommy shook you by the shoulders, a grin spreading across his face. "I'll make it up to you okay? I'll set you up on a date with Wilbur if it makes you feel any better" Your cheeks darkened, giving the kid a pathetic slap as you covered the bottom half of your face.

"It's really nothing like that. I don't.. like him.." The last part of your sentence was muttered, and as usual, the boy who knew of your feelings let out a hollering laugh. "I knew it! Who would have fucking thought that you'd fall for Wil! Out of all people!"

"LOOK-" You turned to face him, your face getting hotter and hotter the more you thought about it. "I have my reasons okay! He's a good guy, and on top of that, he's an amazing friend"

"An amazing friend you say? He's also one hell of a fucking leader that's for sure. But enough about your crush let's go out and play with Tubbo!" Dismissing him with a single wave, you gave your best sympathetic smile. "Sorry Tommy, but I have to finish brewing these potions by the end of the day. I can't afford to be disciplined by Wil again"

"Hm, whatever, fine" The boy shrugged, leaving you alone. "THIS ISN'T THE END WOMAN! You will join me and Tubbo on our conquest sooner or later!" You chuckled, smiling at his childish behavior. "Yeah, yeah, now go on and have fun"

You can hear him shout out loud, laughing as he tackled what you perceive to be Tubbo. "I never wanna leave" The sentence that slipped out of your mouth caught you off guard. Despite being an outsider to their nation, they treated you with respect and saw you as a member of their group.

Sitting back down, you continued to flip through the pages of the book. Studying the recipes and applying the specific ingredients to each bottle. "Oh shit, I ran out of spider eyes" Cursing, you stood up to walk towards the door, looking out into the hallway. "Niki!" You shouted from your office, capturing the woman's attention. "Yes, [Name]?"

"Do you know if we have any spider eyes left in the chest room? Or have we completely run out of it" She pondered for a second, answering once she finished checking her inventory. "I don't think we have any more spider eyes. I'm also not carrying any with me sadly"

"Oh, that's alright. I can just outside and kill some spiders myself" Pushing yourself forward to one of your chests, you opened it and took some resources. A bow, 10 arrows, and full iron armor apart from your golden shoes. "[Name], you don't need to go out and kill some on your own. It's dangerous at night"

"Exactly, which is why I plan to go to the Piglin market to trade some gold for a few stacks of spider eyes" Niki shook her head in denial, refusing to let you pass by. "That's even more dangerous! We're humans, we can't go inside there unless we have the King's permission. And usually, we'd have knightly escorts to go around with us"

"True, but I can slip in and slip out without being noticed" You shrugged on your hood, a robe that covered your full body apart from your face. "I can hide with this, besides if they aren't able to tell that I'm human they'll never be able to report it to the king"

"Al..right.." The short-haired girl had a troubled expression on her face, but nevertheless, let you pass. "Good luck! Please come home safely" You turned to give her a single nod, a reassuring smile that was enough to calm her down. "I promise, so don't worry about me okay?"

And so you left, walking to the basement of your home where the Nether Portal stood tall. You gulped at the mere sight of it, how mysterious yet alluring. The purple particles only making it look majestic. "beautiful.." You muttered as you slowly entered, the change of temperature really hit you hard. It was hot, humid compared to how it felt in the overworld. "Goddamn how do piglins live like this"

"Shocking, right?" A male voice erupted from the silence, causing you to stiffen. "I'm assuming you're not used to traveling to the Nether." You slowly turned around, only to be met with a man with dirty blonde hair. "Pardon?" You tilted your head, staring at his smiling mask. "Nothing, would you like me to escort you and keep you safe?"

"And what makes you think I'd trust a stranger" You questioned, earning a chuckle from the man. "You're not as dumb as you look. But don't worry you're not my type, I won't do anything."

"WH-" His hand went over your mouth in a flash, he moves fast for a person with netherite armor, and on top of that a black robe. "Keep your voice down, first rule when entering the Nether World is to never bring unnecessary attention to yourself."

"Got it" Your voice was muffled from his large hand, he stepped back before leading the way, making sure that you were tailing right behind him. "The second rule, make sure to always be with somebody. Never travel alone or you'll die in an instant without somebody keeping you safe."

"Safe? Is the Nether really dangerous for you to say that?" Observing his reaction, you realized how sharp his jawline was. You can't peak through the mask but his mouth was fully exposed. "Yes, I take it you've never looked into this dimension?"

"Well, to be fair I've only heard of the Nether. This is my first time actually setting foot into the portal" The man's mouth pulled back into a dumbfounded snarl, almost as if he was silently judging you for your actions. "Weird." Was all he said before nudging you forward. "We're here, keep your guard up. What are you here for exactly?"

"I'm here to trade gold for a few stacks of spider eyes" He sighed, pulling your hood closer to your face. "You do realize you could have killed a few spiders in the overworld without having to come here."

"Uh, not really the best in combat you see" You admitted, darting your attention to the passing piglings who stood at least 5 feet taller than the man leading the way. Their species were large and brute compared to humans, they were cool but dangerous to interact with. "What the hell were you thinking when you decided to come here without somebody to guide you."

"I honestly have no clue" You stared at the man with a blank face, earning a disappointed grunt from him. "Well, turn around Princess because we just arrived at the Mob looting store. Stay out here, I'll get the eyes for you."

"Wait a second- I feel bad you're the one who led me here and protected me-" The man that accompanied you patted your head with one of the most genuine smiles you've ever seen. Despite him being awfully mysterious, he has shown nothing but kindness all throughout your journey. "Don't worry about it. Just stay here and don't run off anywhere. It's even more dangerous inside because piglins tend to fight over items."

Fidgeting with your hands, you finally agreed. The blonde took that as an agreement and stepped into the store. You were left to stay outside, leaning against the wall that was nearest to the door. A few seconds passed, and yet you were still outside waiting. You were beginning to think that the man who you walked with abandoned you.

"Ex..c.." A piglin with long pink hair muttered, his hand reaching for you. "Excu.." You stepped aside, worried that the mob was here to harm you. The more you stared at him the more you realized he was one of them, but one that looked more human. "Is there something you need?" You questioned the man, earning a nod. "What is it?"

"Do you.. Do-" Before he was able to finish his sentence, your eyes widened in realization. You swung your right hand to open your inventory, taking out a gold bar to hand over to him. 'I heard piglins liked gold, maybe he'll leave me alone if I gave him one' Was what you thought as you urged the hybrid to take it.

He looked at you back and forth, debating whether or not he should accept it. "Take it, it's alright I have plenty of where that came from" The man in front of you hesitantly took the gold into his hands, his eyes widening when he realized how shiny and well kept the item was.

"You..-"

"Hey." The man who accompanied you shouted once he exited the shop, pulling out his netherite sword. "Back off."

"Hey wait! He didn't do anything wrong, leave him be" You pushed the blonde male back slightly, apologizing to the other person with a forced smile. "Let's just head back before we get caught!" Turning around, you tangled your fingers with his and ran away, waving the piglin goodbye.

"What are you doing." He asked, narrowing his eyes from under the mask. "You said to keep attention away from us so I am-"

"I wasn't even that loud." You turned to glare at him. "It got a lot of people's attention" The man laughed, swooping you into his arms, and began to speed up his pace. "You're a good listener." He complimented, a smile fighting to break through his irritated expression.

It took time for the two of you to finally reach the same Nether portal from before. The blonde slowly lowered you onto your feet, handing the bag of spider eyes into your chest. "Here, it's heavy so make sure to hold it with both hands."

"Thank you.." You muttered, gladly taking the bag with a smile. "Say, um.. I never caught your name?" Before the man was able to walk away, he turned to look at you one last time before telling you his name. "Clay, the name's clay."

"Clay?"

"I'll see you around." With that, he pushed you into the portal. You fell onto your back once you were transported over to the overworld, lying there with staggering breaths. "I never got to tell him my name though" But once you sat up, the Nether Portal's liquid-like wall disappeared. The particles were being sucked into the middle, and the doorway to hell was disappearing.

"What the..-"

"[NAME!]" You hear your name being called out by what sounds to be Wilbur. Turning to look over your shoulder, you see the whole group running towards you with a worrying expression. "You're back!"

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[strawberiitea]

so in the same universe of phil being a crap dad and Wilbur practically raising tommy, technoblade head canons? please?

*rubs hands together*

ohohoho

This giving me an excuse to sorta flesh out this other thing i have so mmmmm pog champ

@everyone who asked

This is what I meant by "you'll see"

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So y'know those piglin techno hcs?

Yeah?

Okay put that shit on steroids

Okay so you've got this fucking shapeshifter infant headass who was just abandoned in the nether

Strong start :D

I don't know how or why but all i know is that his parents were also shape shifters but yeah

they probably died or sumn lmao rip

I mean who takes their baby to the nether anyways

They're built different what can i say

He gets found by a group of piglins and they just. They just adopted him bro. they saw this random orphan child and they said "BET"

So he gets raised by a pack of piglins like fucking tarzan

Not only would he inheret piglin behaviour but he'd subconsciously start altering his form to start looking like them too

Oh and i guess that during his time in the nether, bein raised by piglins and all, he'd speak exclusively piglin language

Once he'd actually learnt how to shapeshift he'd teach himself to shift into a piglin fully

Which was difficult for him to hold but he did it anyways

It was like a "Look!!!! Look what i can do!!!! Look at me :D!!!!! i'm like you!!!!" thing

Techno, in piglish : ay. ay watch this

The baby piglins :

Techno : *shifts into a piglin* look :D!!!

The baby piglins : :O!!!

The baby piglins : *AGGRESSIVE CLAPPING* :O!!!

Mans legit taught himself to be part piglin damn what a flex

At a young age he'd already have his violent tendencies lets be real

You just see this fuckin scrawny 6 year old brunette with awkward tusks throwing hands with several hoglins at once

Baby piglins are passive mobs but Techno's just built different

I mean. Quite literally.

I'd also imagine he'd scrap pieces of gold he totally didn't steal together and make fuckin daggers and shit

,,,,,,yo wait what if techno deadass taught the piglins how to make their gold weapons though

Bro family bonding time they make weapons and shit man 🥺

Haha look at this little found family of piglins and their violent adopted shapeshifting son :D how sweet :)

Okay so the piglins get slaughtered

Y'know the "orphans killed my parents" thing? Yeah ❤

So techno watched his family get slaughtered at the ripe age of 8 :D!!!! Pog champ!!!

After that incident he wouldn't shift into a piglin again for a,,,, very long time.

He was terrified to.

So there's this period where he just. Roams.

Nowhere to go, nothing to see, no family to go back to.

He'd just. Linger.

He'd probably sit and study the people travelling via nether highways from afar

And when i say "sit and study from afar" i mean he fucking robbed them❤

He probably managed to teach himself english by stalking enough of them

What a lad

At one point he gets into the overworld

Probably just by finding a nether portal and going "ah :D."

He'd be pretty much stuck in what became his default form

Which is somewhat a middle ground/mix of both his human and piglin forms

Like his top half is relatively human with the exception of your casual tusks and pointy ears and then you get to his fucking legs

Anyways so he desperately tried to maintain a human facade

Forcing himself to hold a form for that long fucking exhausted him

Especially with the fact that he's probably an unexperienced shapeshifter

...and a child.

Anyways so he'd develop this sorta,,, persona for himself right

Y'know boxing matches? Illegal dog fighting rings?

So you ALSO know how techno played hypixel, blitz, sky wars--

Aha.

MOVING ON----

Anyways mans vibes as the world's youngest pvper for a good while

He gets bored

So he tries to find something new pog champ

Anyway jump to smp earth and [REDACTED]--

Ah shit can't talk about that yet

Anyways so after [A Very Specific Series Of Events] he meets Phil pog champ

I can't really elaborate,,, at all on any smp earth things

Yet.

But I'll say this- Techno does eventually gather the courage and trust he has for Phil to reveal that "uh oh! turns out i'm NOT your average human 15 year old imperliastic emperor!"

And phil just. Shows him his wings in response

I'd write some angsty dialougue but just imagine if its just

Techno : *explains with caution and anxiety that, well shit, mans a shapeshifter. and that he's been struggling to uphold a human facade for Years*

Phil :

Phil : so you're saying you aren't human.

Techno : ...yes.

Phil : *revealing wings* AY SAME

Techno : YOOOOOOOOO

Phil : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That ISN'T how it goes but is this thread of hcs remotely serious At All?

No❤

Anyways after [More Specific Series Of Events] aka when smp earth ends i'd like to think that after Phil and Techno parted their ways Techno proceeds to become the worlds most violent potato farmer

You'd think that he'd finally settle down after [A Very Specific Series Of Events]?

YOU FOOL

Just imagining this 15 year old who's seen some fucking shit who's gone out to far lands living in his own little bubble with his potato farm just vibing in a fuckin cottage or some shit

His neighboor happens to have a Slightly bigger potato farm than him

He Declares Fucking War.

I mean after being in a position where you've known nothing but violence, death and conflict and wars over Everything and Anything and overall [All That Shit Oh God] it... checks out huh.

Or maybe the mother fucker was just too competitive for his own good

So Techno's just casually warring over potatoes for a good decade of his life ❤

During this period of his life is where Phil would introduce him to his sons

He somehow managed to convince him to take a break

Their conversation is just

Phil : I want you to meet my sons :)

Techno : nono, i've got potatoes to farm

Phil : you're still on about th-

Techno : wait you're a FATHER?

If you've seen the teen techno thread you know what happens next

At this point he's comfortable with his shapeshifting schtick

Shifting into a piglin is like a fucking party trick at this point

,,,,,or sometimes a defense mechanism.

Take ya pick 😌

Just as soon as Tommy and Wilbur find out they INSIST he shows them

Tommy : DO THE THING

Techno : n--

Wilbur : DO THE THING MAGIC MAN

Phil : boys! Don't-

Techno : *sighing* nono it's fine.

Techno : *shifts into a piglin*

Tommy and Wilbur : YOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyways to finish it off during early dsmp Techno and Wilbur would write to eachother

As much as techno hated they were friends ❤

Techno would regularly receive letters with the headlines of

"Hey girl i started a drug scheme"

"Hey girl i accidentally started a fucking nation and we're fighting for our independence with my little brother wbu"

"Hey girl i started a fucking revolution oh god"

"Hey girl we won the revolution"

"Hey girl im running an election to consolodate my power"

"HEY GIRL I WAS FUCKING EXILED"

Wilbur would get messily written letters covered in dirt

Something about his ongoing potato war

Wilbur : *writes long letters about his experiences about the dsmp, let's be real there's probably a whole paragraph dedicated to tommy, ends it asking about how he is doing*

Techno : *responds with "i'm war. (potatoes)"*

Techno finally winning his potato war to immediately get a letter about how the sons of his best friend got exiled

Lmao rip

I think that's it

While I'm here I'll throw in the few hcs about techno's voices that i have yet to detail

*cracks fingers*

So i kinda seperated his voices and the blood god? If that makes sense

Because techno being violent because of the voices in his head is just,,,, bro that's just ableist

I always thought the blood god was this divine being or non corporeal deity of some sorts

Gonna be real with you cheif I don't have solid foundation for that one but that's the gist of it

So like the blood god has this sort of. Influence on him

Because his chat is honestly quite tame ("E" "/rainbowchat" "🦀TUBBO IS GONE🦀" ie basically just the average adhd brain) but it goes rougue with a trigger

So this other worldy being just casually corrupts his inner thoughts into an orchestrated chant for blood sometimes :) no biggie :)

Mans really going through it rn

Ayo fuck it what if the blood god just. used techno as it's vassal lmfao

Mans really going through it rn.

I'd imagine he would've always had his voices

But like he probably gained his blood god later on

Maybe during his roaming period in the nether

Some sort of deal

Some sort of curse

Bruh i really have to flesh that out

brb *pulls out notepad*

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Anon when you said "techno hcs" you meant "please elaborate on how you hc techno's backstory in the Least serious way possible with a Bullet list that keeps alluding to this One Thing" right /j

[whomstdvelynt]

fuck recreating pogtopia im going on a rant about the silly little block game as a whole.

under the cut if you want to read my ramblings about how much ive thought about minecraft as a whole. deep shit and stuff like that.

because it Will be long.

this is what happens when i see One (1) somewhat meaningful text post about the block game on my dash. i just start Typing.

tl;dr - minecraft has a Lot more going on then i thought lmao.

zoo we mama lets go

so. be warned. i do not know Too Much (i think) about Block Game Lore:tm:, so this is entirely based on my opinions and what i know. feel free to share ur own opinions about stuff or correct me if you think ive gotten something wrong; i will gladly read over it :] /nf

pt. 1) the overworld

- okay so. first of all, someone was definitely in the world before you. there Had to have been

- there's temples and abandond mineshafts and strongholds and whatever you call those ruins you find in the ocean (bc i think those are kinda related to the ocean temples, but not entirely, bc you can find them Far Away from temples. so :/)

- those aren't really things that just Pop Up out of nowhere. someone had to have built them

- on the topic of ocean monuments and the ruins that means that there was definitely some flooding that went down and considering you can find icebergs and shit floating around. smh even block game has global warming lmao

- there also had to have been someone to sail the shipwrecks you can find around the world, otherwise they would be there

- the world itself also seems pretty empty. i think in bedrock (not sure about java. i think its only bedrock) you can find a tree that's fallen down. that either means that its fallen down due to wind or something, or someone cut it down, thus going back to the The Had To Have Been Someone Before You point

- but like. the forests are pretty intact. if you go into a cave, you can find plenty of reasources that haven't been used.

- so maybe whoever was there before you wasnt there long enough to use too many materials?

- there's also abandonded villages, altho you can sometimes find zombie villagers there, so that was probably a pillager raid or maybe a hoard of zombies attacked. L to the villagers lmao

- ^^ or maybe someone that wasnt either of them raided the village and left it without resources?

pt. 2) the nether

- literal hell. i dont have much to say about the nether (except maybe with the ruined portals, pigmen/piglins, and bastions. maybe fortesses. actually wait maybe there is a bit i can say about it lmao), but i hate the nether. oh my god it sucks.

- anyway

- bastions are obviously a piglin thing. considering that you can always find a group of them in a bastion (and they're considerably stronger than normal piglins) (and i also think i saw another post a while ago talking about piglins and bastions and something about netherite too) i'd say that at some point piglins knew how to build bastions.

- maybe not anymore, considering most bastions that i recall seeing are pretty run down and stuff. so maybe they dont have the materials? or they just dont know how to repair/build them anymore.

- with nether fortesses, there are parts of them that seem to have broken off, so there's that. i dont have much to say about them tbh.

- withers. hwo the hell did those come to exist??? fuckin. three headed monster whos projectiles give you a withering effect. what. and then there's wither skeletons? What.

- with ruined portals, you can find those in both the nether and the overworld, so at one point, there had to have been a way that people were openly able to travel between the two realms

- theres also the achievement "an uneasy alliance" where you Rescue a ghast from the nether (apparently ghast also become neutral mobs when taken to the overworld. i haven't tested that myself tho so im just going off google), bring it safely Home to the overworld, and then you kill it. there is a lot to unpack there holy shit.

- so that means that ghasts are from the overworld? how did they get to the nether then? im assuming that the nether must be like. Inherently Evil or something if a ghast will attack you in the nether but not in the overworld

- i think there's something about how piglins and zombified piglins respond to each other but i cant remember that off the top of my head right now lmao

pt. 3) the end

- the end i actually dont have much to say about i think.

- there's end cities so those had to pop up somehow. esspecailly if there are floating boats going around. those had to come from somewhere, and someone needed to be able to piolet them (or would it be sail them. idk)

- also what exactly are elytras? theyre obviously wings of the sort, but where do they come from? i know you can use phantom membrane to fix them, so it might have something to do with phantoms?

- and how do ender chests / shulkers work? shuklers i guess are just like backpacks, but why cant you do the same thing with chests? whats so special about shulker boxes that they can hold everything even after you break it?

- ender chests are another thing. like. who came up with the idea to make a way for the transport items from one area to another thru a chest? and it just stays there unless you take it out? some Weird Ass magic shit going on

- also hey what the fuck are up with endermen. they're the only mob to spawn in all three realms and they're Tall As Shit and they dont like eye contact and mysterious as fuck. (so like me with a shitton of extra height lmao)

- not saying anything about the dragon bc the dragon is cool as fuck (pop off queen !! <3) but like. the crystals are kinda a mystery to me. healing source, but only for the giant badass dragon?

pt. 4) Community(s) (haha like the show lmao haha im so funny)

- if you go far enough around a minecraft world, you'll see that there are plenty of communites.

- there's villages in the overworld, bastions and piglin groups in the nether, and then the endermen in the end (shulkers in the end city ig)

- but like. you cant just Insert Yourself into those groups. you as a player just dont fit in.

- you can live near/in a village, but that doesnt really Make You a villager, if you get what im saying?

pt. 5) magic?

- dude there is literally potions and enchantments. as well as zombies and skeletons. you cant look at those and tell me there isnt some kind of magic going on.

- there's witches with the potions, and there's villagers with enchantment books.

- but there's also the igloos with the weird dungeon things under them. someone was obviously experimenting with them.

- and also zombies and skeletons. there had to have been a way to reanimate corspes if they're just walking around lmao

pt. 6) overall - you against the world

- overall, it is pretty much just you against the world.

- you can have pets, but the most they can do for you is kill mobs. they cant give you food, or place water for you to land in so you dont die from fall damage. they're honestly the closest thing you can get to company

- someone had to have been in the world before you; temples and abandonded mineshafts dont just pop up out of nowhere, someone had to have put them there. the same thing with shipwrecks (and possibly the empty villages, depending on your view of those)

- the communites that are around wont really take you in.

- piglins attack you unless you're wearing gold (which is also something you trade with them, all they really want is gold, which is probably what makes them neutral if you're wearing it), and iron golems only bother to do anything to you once you attack it (it likes to give poppies/roses to villagers tho).

- the only interact really that you seem to get from a minecraft world is whenever its trying to kill you. it never seems to try and help you at all.

- whats so different about a player? why is everything suddenly more hostile whenever you come into play?