#also i’m still so upset we didn’t get a halloween costume pic :(

[rudystree]

im dying here’s us manifesting a photo dump and elaine goes: no❤️ sjsjsj that thing she shared yesterday about liking a moment and staying in it without taking pics? yeah lol i think her bf stingyness (idek if that’s even a word lmao) is rubbing off on her 💀🙄 and also to add on what that anon said: the obsession with her is so fucking weird bc it’s not like she’s a super famous singer/actress/model etc that you absolutely cannot escape its very very easy to avoid her? so those ppl are looking her up on purpose and getting mad about it tbh at this point i find it funny when they attack her saying shes using him bc then here they go and use the pics she took and no not the ones for obx but the personal ones she took like besties are y’all aware if she wasn’t his gf y’all wouldn’t have those pics? literally 85% of the rudy content we got wouldn’t exist

Us waiting for Rudy or Elaine to post like:

I’m so happy that they’re taking time to just be themselves and staying busy and living in the moment and stepping away from toxic social media and thriving in the fields but like— GIMME SOMETHING 😭

And YES thank you!! it’s clearly very too easy to avoid E if you don’t like her so the negative obsession is unfathomable to me. The whole stalking her every move (and digging into the lives of all her old high school friends and checking her private records)… it’s all just batshit crazy. Like the other anon said I’m just sooo glad she has Rudy and all her lovely friends to love and support her. 💕 tbh she’s the 🐐 for always coming through with content in general bc if i was her i’d gatekeep the fuck out of rudy from all these psychos

[obetrolncocktails]

Holy Figures | Josh Kiszka X Reader | Part 1

Warning: Alcohol consumption, parody on religion (if that upsets you, do not read this fic), flirting. The next part will be extremely NSFW. Minors DNI

Word Count: 2.2K

A/N: Idk, something about the Halloween pics of the boys made me feral, particularly for Josh and whats hotter than Pope Josh undressing nun Y/n? Anyway, enjoy!

“The Pope?” Are you fucking serious?” You asked, your head already spinning from the punch that had every liquor known to man in it. You chugged the bittersweet liquid down, feeling the burn of the concoction as it slithered down your throat and into your empty belly. You’d pay for that mistake later. 

“What? Come on, Y/n. We’re the perfect team. You’re literally Mother Teresa!” He reached for your fake crucifix, lifting it in the air to watch it dangle. His breath smelled of the same alcohol, and it was obvious that it was working well in his favor. 

“Such a shame we’re here. It’s so sinful,” Sammy said, dressed up as a priest. “Sexy devils? Angels? Oh my God, you should have seen the guy with the fake bloody chainsaw.” He held a solo cup in his hand, pulling it up to his lips as he scoped the room. 

“Don’t say the Lord’s name in vain,” Josh warned, pointing his finger at Sam. “You should know better, Father.”

“Yeah, Father. Come on,” You agreed, flashing him a brilliant grin. 

“Oh yeah, that’s right. Oh my Goodness,” he repeated, mending the word slip. 

You rolled your eyes playfully, stepping further into the large house. To your delight, Josh followed you. You had a crush on him for years, and everyone knew it, including him. The feelings were returned in flirty acts here and there, and you both had kissed once in highschool, but college had sent you in two different directions. 

“So tell me,” he said with a grin. You knew he was about to say something smart. “What turned the Halloween party into the Hallelujah party?” You punched him in the shoulder. 

“You tell me! You’re the Pope for Christ sake,” You said, not realizing the pun you had made. 

“Very funny, Y/n. I never realized how much religious rhetoric we use in everyday language,” he said with his hands on his hips, his chin turned upward in thought. 

“Care to enthuse me with an etymology lesson?” you asked him with sarcasm. He eyed you mischievously.

“No, but how about another lesson?” He knew what he was doing, manifesting success when the heat rolled up your neck and into your cheeks. 

“Stop,” you warned, swatting him on the butt. “Act priestly, Pope Joshua.”

“Has he prayed over you yet?” Jake said, appearing out of nowhere, his body cloaked in a black cape, his face covered in a black bandana, his head topped with a sleek bolero hat.

“Zorro?” You asked, taking notice of how well his facial hair worked with the costume. Oh God, Jake too? You thought, appreciating how effortlessly sexy he looked in the costume. 

“No! I’m Westley from the Princess Bride.” He said, lifting the hat off of his head and tipping it to you. 

“You’re totally Zorro,” you said, stealing his hat and placing it on top of your head, on top of the nun’s habit you already wore. 

“Either way, you still like it, don’t lie,” he said, blowing you a kiss and stealing his hat back. “Also,” he said, taking a step back, pulling out a full length sword that looked alarmingly real. “I will fight for your honor,” He said in a fake British accent. 

“He didn’t get the whole ‘Heaven and Hell’ memo,” Sam said, edging his way back through the crowd to join you. 

“I wanted to try something different this year. Plus, I can easily send you to Hell,” Jake said, waving the fake sword in the air. 

“Jake, you’re going to put someone’s eye out!” you said, ducking below his swing. 

“Relax! It’s fake,” he said, sheathing it back on his belt.

“Beer pong anyone?” Josh asked, somehow having disappeared and reappeared, this time with a single ping pong ball. “It’s either beer or jäger bombs. Take your pick.” 

“Go big or go home. Jägerbombs!” Sammy yelled above the music, pointing deeper into the house. “Let’s go!” 

You followed him through the crowd, finding the game set up in the garages, twenty or thirty people lined up around the ping pong table, chanting drunkenly over their choice to win. The floor of the garage was awash with all sorts of spilled alcohol. You heard the crunch of several solo cups as people stepped on them and kicked them underneath the table. 

“Game!” a raucous partygoer yelled, pounding on the table and pointing his finger at the winner. “Jason wins by a landslide–Drew, you’ve got fucking terrible aim, man. If you bet on this fucker here, you’re fucking stupid,” He said, laughing as he stumbled off into the crowd. “Who’s next?” He asked, raising his voice above the music. 

“Us!” Josh wailed loud enough so that he could hear. 

“Come on over…Pope?!” he said, drunkenly waving Josh over, who reached for your hand and pulled you toward the table. Admittedly, your belly flipped with butterflies as he held your hand, even though he thought nothing of it.  

“Jake! Hey! Come prep the drinks,” the game maker said, watching as Jake walked into the game. “What will it be?” He asked Josh. 

“Jägerbombs,” Josh answered confidently, bending to pick up loose ping pong balls from the garage floor. 

“Ever played before?” He asked you, handing you the stray balls. You shook your head no. 

“Well, that’s a lie. It’s been years,” you told him. You both watched as volunteers arranged solo cups in a triangle on each side, pouring Redbull into each cup before carefully placing a shot of Jägermeister in the middle. A few minutes later, the table was prepared and bets were placed on who would win, most people choosing Josh as the winner. A few of your friends bet on you, placing twenties into a cut open empty water jug. 

“Heads or tails?” Jake asked, revealing a poker chip with casino branding on one side, the other blank. 

“Tails,” You told him. 

“Josh you’re heads,” he said, preparing to flip the chip. 

He flicked it up in the air with his thumb and you watched it spin before landing back in his hand. 

“Heads wins. Josh, your serve.” 

“Hell yeah! Hey, Y/n?” Josh asked, moving to his side of the table, bouncing a ping pong ball on it. Your face contorted with confusion and before you could respond, he had already bounced his first ball across the table, making it into a cup on the first try. Whistles and cheers erupted from the room. You sighed and reached forward, pulling the ball out of the cup and tipping the drink back into your mouth. The combination of alcohol was vile; it burned as it went down and you knew that you were in for a long night. His third ball landed in another cup and you took it too, draining it as well. 

“Alright, Y/n. Beat Josh’s ass,” Sammy said, sipping on a beer. You offered him a sly grin. What Josh didn’t know was that you were about to dominate the game, because fortunately for you, but unfortunately for him, you lied. You were an expert at beer pong. In the early days of college, you and Sam had become reacquainted, frequenting parties with one another, challenging each other all the time. After a while, Sam had lost his edge, making the mistake of giving you too many pointers that you eventually used to beat him. 

“So Josh. Remember how I told you I didn’t play beer bong?” You asked him. “Well, I lied.” You prepped your first shot, bouncing it at the best angle, landing the ball directly in the tip of the triangle formation of cups. 

“Oh shit,” he said softly, reaching for the cup, disposing of the ball and drinking the contents. “You’re going to make me shitfaced,” He said, his lips spreading in a brilliant grin. 

“Eh, maybe. You gonna pussy out?” You asked with a devilish smirk. 

“I never thought I’d hear that word coming from such a good christian lady,” he said, wiping his lips with the sleeve of his costume. 

“You flatter me,” you said, bouncing the next shot against the table, almost missing the cups. The ball bounced off of several cup lips before ricocheting into the bottom line, scoring once more. Josh sighed, lifting the cup again to his lips. 

“Alright woman, make it three for three and I’ll be impressed.” His eyes sparkled as he watched you. He crouched to be eye level with the cups, trying to intimidate you. 

You breathed in, steading your hand as you prepared for the next shot, taking an extended moment to choose where you’d attempt to score. This time, you decided to toss the ball directly in the cup, and actually to your surprise, it made it in without even hitting the walls of the cup. 

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking good at this. What the fuck,” Josh said, throwing his hands in the air. You couldn’t help but chuckle. 

“Holy,” Sam snorted. 

“What’s wrong, Joshy? Scared you’re gonna suck?” You said flirtatiously.

“Yes, actually. You’re making me work for it.”

By the end of the game, you had cleared Josh’s side of the table, while he still had four cups left on your side. “Winner!” The game maker shouted, coming over and lifting your hand over your head. Your head swam, the liquor lowering your inhibitions. The crowd roared and several people stepped forward to drink the remaining cups. 

“I am impressed,” Josh mused. “You’re deadly accurate, woman.”

“It’s a secret talent, I guess,” You answered. You were beginning to feel a bit nauseous, your face flushed from the alcohol. “Hey, I’m gonna take a walk outside. It’s hot in here,” you told him. 

“Mind if I join you?” Josh asked. “I could use the fresh air, too.” His face softened, and you swore you saw a glimmer of eagerness in his eyes. You nodded, feeling the butterflies reappear within your belly. 

The crowd was dense, it was dark and music was blaring. He reached to take your hand, leading you through the throngs of people onto the deck outside. Immediately you felt better, the fresh air filling your lungs, making you feel less and less inebriated by the second.

“Ugh it feels so much better out here,” Josh said, pulling off his hat, fluffing his hair. “It’s hot as hell in there.” He leaned against the railing of the deck, tilting his head back to look at the stars. You couldn’t help but notice the flush that had reddened his cheeks and the sweat that had left a glistening layer on his skin, contouring his features in an almost sexual way. How is he so fucking hot? You thought, before clearing your throat. With how tipsy you were, you weren’t quite sure if you had said it out loud. 

“You’re staring,” He said, the words filling you with dread when his eyes met yours, catching you in the act. 

“Oh, um,” you said, adjusting your step. “Sorry.” 

“Don’t be,” He said, stepping forward toward you, his hands reaching for yours. “I like it. Can I be honest with you?” He asked softly, his face just inches from yours. Your eyes fell to the plush of his lips, watching them move as he spoke. 

“Yes,” you said in a low murmur, bringing your eyes up to meet his gaze. “I haven’t been able to get you off of my mind. For years.” 

“Josh, we’re drunk. You don’t mean that,” You reasoned with him, though you wanted his words to be true. 

“But I do,” He said, lifting his fingertips to your chin, tilting your head upward. “I’ve just always been too sober to be honest with you.” He earned a grin from you that time. 

“Well, can I be honest?” You turned the question on him. 

“Of course,” He spoke. 

“I think about you a lot,” you spoke, stepping forward towards him, backing Josh up.

“You do?” He asked softly, his eyebrows rising with intrigue. 

“How often?” He asked, biting his bottom lip, his hands moving to graze your hips. 

“Every night,” You answered honestly. 

You watched him visibly swallow, his cheeks reddening, but this time it wasn’t from alcohol. “Mmm,” he hummed softly, floating his lips just above yours. There could have been a crowd of people watching but in the moment, you couldn’t have cared less about them. The music was nothing but a low warble and your friends were long forgotten within the party. 

“Remember that time we kissed?” Josh asked with a song chuckle. “We were young. And innocent.” 

“Of course I remember, Josh.” You answered too eagerly. 

“Well, I’m not feeling so innocent anymore. Are you?” He asked, his fingertips slightly digging into your hisp through your costume. You shook your head no. 

“I’m tired of being good,” You answered honestly.

“Then maybe we should stop trying,” He suggested. 

“Sinning on Halloween dressed as holy figures?” You asked, snaking your hands up his costume, grabbing a fistful of the fabric at his chest. 

“Well, it’s one day of the year. I think we can get away with a night of breaking our vows,” He said, knotting the costume crucifix around his fist, pulling you in for the first kiss in years. 

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[geniusbuilttm]

BMC 4/6/2019 2 PM Show

Soooo I saw BMC yesterday with @awkwardpersontm and it was an amazing day so I have a lot of notes from the show..... a L O T

This is all me copy+pasting from a note I made on my phone so sorry it’s so long

ALSO SPOILERS!!! LOTS OF SPOILERS SO SCROLL IF U DONT WANNA GET SPOILED

Also signatures (those who came to the signing): George, both Jason’s, Gerard, and Anthony

Pre-Show

Talked to Zachary so much and he was signing a little while talking

He is so excited about giving everyone their custom pins and talking to them

The pin this month is ‘I ❤️ Play Rehearsal’, last month was a SQUIP pill (green and white), and February was a Michael Mell pin

Here is a pic (also Zachary is amazing I adore him and love him sm):

He geeked out about my pants and told me I need to show my pics of them to George Salazar

Jake’s understudy went today and Anthony ROCKED IT!!!

Act 1

Jeremy’s mom went to Long Island with her prom king bf

Jake’s whole character starts to change since he first talks to Christine

The book Christine is reading is a worn book about Barbara Streisand

He loves Sbarro bc his parents used to take him there (he tells her about it during the mall)

Wolverine is v creepy and swallows a lot

They have a mailbox

Mr heeres table was full of newspapers and cereal

During TPG George didn’t catch the controller so they scrambled so it wouldn’t fall off the side and did the part until after Mr. Heere on the floor

Jeremy when he first sees rich is like I’m not in the mood I had a bad daaaaaay then proceeds to get swirlied in the toilet

Outfit changes per day

Michael has a vest over his hoodie the second day

Squips countdown before Christine says ‘guess there’s a part of me that wants to’

Upgrade got replaced and completely revamped

George wasn’t apart of the ensemble of SQUIp song

Jenna has an adorable pineapple bag

Jeremy and Brooke made out in the bleachers at the football field

The wombat mascot of the school changed to an elephant

The SQUIp pill was huuuuge

Michael’s explanation of what exto cooler tastes like: *deadpan voice* ghosts

Brooke and Jeremy both hate being the player two

Chloe kicking Christine’s backpack aaaaaaall the way stage left and it hit the wall

Me and Mikaela (awkwardpersonTM) in second row got hit with confetti that Squip tossed

He doesn’t squirt out the lotion to masturbate anymore

Squip solo before Be More Chill Part 1

Karl has lots of sequins

Mall cop Jake is replaced with bedazzled af dude

Lots of Michael references when he is ONB’d and props and stage stuff covers him and apparently headphones aren’t allowed in the halls

Chloe is scared of losing attention

Jeremy is halo’d like a king with light when looking down at Michael at the football field

New patches on Michael’s hoodie back: Atari, floppy disk, and one other I don’t remember rn

Jeremy smiled and was proud of being a masturbator

The kids in the new song all had a way to connect to Jeremy and we got bg info on them a bit more that way so it makes more sense why Jeremy says yes and is ‘suddenly popular’

Act 2

I got too caught up after with hurrying for stage door but

Jeremy isn’t late for the Halloween party this time

Christine is a princess still but instead of having her old Juliet costume, she tried to be someone she wasn’t by dressing as a slutty princess (it also had a hoop skirt that was short)

Halloween has an extra bit st the end

Do you wanna hang is a lot better with no awk lap dance

Jake unfortunately no longer hops in through the window

The entire time of the Halloween party yoy see rich getting more and more panicked and in pain with his squip

He takes a jack o lantern and starts the fire with that

The army stuff is still there in pants song

Before pants song they have an actual news broadcast on the tv on the table they recorded

Michael tries to awkwardly do military stuff back and Mr. Heere does it in return to make him feel better

Smoking effect and the mells have a lawn chair up front, garden gnomes, and a plastic pink flamingo

Jeremy tells Jenna about what the squips are before she drinks the beaker

Jeremy ends up hitting Michael and punching him in the nose and I think breaking it?

Jenna says that she refuses to not be connected and has the squiped kids grab him and she knocks him out

Michael wakes up as Jeremy is confronted with Christine and no fake out kiss attempt is made

He explains that one destroys them all before they all go

SQUIp actually wants to take over the world

SQUIp: you helped me realized what I was meant to do (context: take over the word); Jeremy: ... ah SHIT

He gets angry at Jeremy after he originally is upset and sad that he was shut off

Jeremy explains that he wanted to save Christine and that he didn’t knowing shutting one off shut them all off and Michael says that Jeremy’s less of an asshole than he thought

Rich has realistic burn makeup on the side of his face (not really real but i gasped)

Jenna/Brooke/Chloe/Jake call themselves Jeremy’s Squad

They have actual closure for the issues, even if very brief, for what happens during the show

Squip still faceplants onto the bed

Jeremy’s voice is glitching out as he insults Michael

On Squip’s anime villain look his lit up chest piece reacts and freaks tf out when Michael shows the Mt Dew Red (which is literally printed out paper around a bottle)

Jake clings to the bottle during most of it and dumps most out into the sink

Brooke wants to be seen and Chloe wants to be liked (they say they see/like each other)

Basically everyone is creepy hugging each other after being Squipped like they’re blissed out happy

[kindabraveandlittlestupid]

Couples Costumes

So Halloween snuck up on me this year because it’s fucking tomorrow and I kinda forgot about it with all the things on the news. I had a handful of Halloween related posts that I wanted to post and while I managed to get a few done, the ones that require some photoshop work are still on my ‘To Do List’. Clearly, I went a little overboard with my post here posting 45 Halloween Costumes above (I am counting the classic Batman Costumes and the Wayne/Garth pics as just two costumes, so yes my math is sound).

I WAS planning to do a Velma/Shaggy or Salt/Snail costume with my S.O. but I am remarkably alone yet again, woe is me and my pity party. ^_^ Not being a downer, I promise. *Slaps Cheeks* Back on topic, Michael! You're rambling again. Yeah so here is a list of costumes. I might make another list next year but let's be honest the best couples costumes will be on this post. If you have your ideas/suggests I love to hear/see them in the notes.

Cartoons

Ash & Misty (Pokemon) - Kind of a classic costume these days as they are both iconic. Who wouldn't want to see their girlfriend in some jean shorts tiny yellow tank top? Misty can be switched out for sexy Pikachu.

Bob & Louise (Bob’s Burgers) - Lots of great characters in the show but none better than Bob and Louise (sorry Tina fans). This would be a fun outfit to host a party and cook burgers. Just a thought.

Birdman & Birdgirl (Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law) - Fun costume for Adult Swim lovers. I love for my girlfriend to do that inner monologue out in the open the way Birdgirl does. I could also switch Harvey out for Phil because “Ha Ha Naughty”. 

Max & Roxanne (Goofy Movie) - Simple costume with some paint on the nose and select clothes. I suspect only the 80′s thru 90′s kids would make the connection but the Z Generation has proved me wrong before.

Wanda & Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents) - Not my favorite costume set but one that would be fun if we had a kid who we were fairy godparents too.

Curious Georgia & Man in the Yellow Hat (Curious George) - This is all the excuse you need to jump on my back or my front or my bed. 

Alice & The White Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland) - Alice in Wonderland has lots of males to dress up as between the March Hare, White Rabbit, Mad Hatter and more. I am sure you girls like options.

Lilo & Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) - If I had four arms the sexy stuff we would do in bed but I don't sadly. However, I can make a great stitch voice not that a cartoon voice does much for you.

Jack Skellington & Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas) - I might be too broad shouldered for this sort of couples costume but if my partner is willing I am game. 

Mavis & Jonathan (Hotel Transylvania) - Mavis is perhaps a little to cute. I mean kind of a strange crush on a little vampire girl, so yeah I am not against someone cosplaying her for me.

Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps (Zootopia) - A little bit anthropomorphizing of Nick and Judy but they got good chemistry and so do we.

Spinelli & T.J. (Recess) - Not to take an innocent toon in a wrong direction but you know they probably smoked weed in high school together and T.J. convinces her to wear a dress for prom but no doubt still has her boots on. They make a cute couple to say the least.

Finn & Fionna (Adventure Time) - Heroes of Adventure Time! Sadly (not really sad about that) I am not blonde but we can always up on some 

Velma & Shaggy (Scooby Doo) - Yet another cartoon crush. I like a nerd and a little thick Velma.

Fred & Wilma (The Flintstones)  - Costumes are epic enough being basically caveman tunics. I can get behind this costume more if we had a Pebbles or Bam Bam to take out trick or treating.

Movies

Black Widow & Captain America (Avengers) - If I could afford it I would be Stark. If my hair was longer I would be Thor. Perhaps Hawkeye would be a better pairing. Regardless Black Widow is a woman among many men. This means you get your pick of which hero I dress up as.

Sam & Suzy (Sunrise Kingdom) - Kind of a hipster approach towards Halloween but sometimes being a nitch audience is ok.

Max & Furiosa (Mad Max) - If my girlfriend had a buzzed head, (for whatever reason that was) Mad Max would be an awesome costume to do together.

Mask & Tina Carlyle (The Mask) - I am a big Jim Carry fan so any excuse to dress up as his characters is a win. Camren Diaz was also smoking hot in this film.

Ash & Sheila (Army of Darkness) - Ash is pretty badass and the number 1 reason to dress as him is to have a chainsaw on your hand and double barrel shotgun on your back.

Dorthy & Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz) - I can also be a Tinman or Lion for your pleasure. That and you can be a green witch... no, I think prefer Dorthy.

Mary Poppins & Bert (Mary Poppins) - This costume would be so much better if I could sing or dance but I can't so I won't.

Aragorn & Arwen (Lord of the Rings) - If I find a woman into the Lord of the Rings (and Game of Thrones) she might be a keeper.

Harry Potter & Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) - Am I the only one who is upset Harry didn't hook up with Hermione? Am I the only one upset Emma Watson didn't hook up with me? Am I rambling? Should I shut up now?

Peter & Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy) - Might easily be my favorite couple in the MCU. Gonna be a long night painting my girlfriend green.

Beetlejuice & Miss Argentina (Beetlejuice) - Again painting the girlfriend green and myself white! I suppose you could be Lydia and I can actually do a great impression of Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice.

Morticia & Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) - I would pay Thing if I could but sadly I can not disembody may hand and have it run around. I will have to settle for Gomez but your free to pick between Morticia or Wednesday. 

Wayne & Garth (Waynes World) - Playing to males? Meh sure. I loved this movie and I don't mind some cross-dressing for my partner. Just gonna be weird when Wayne makes out with Garth.

Shows

Burt Macklin & Janet Snakehole (Parks and Rec) - I am a special agent on a mission and your a wealthy widow with a secret. Only Parks and Recs fans will get this and that's just fucking great. Two rules though we don't break character and if I find a Johnny Karate, I must fight him.

Dexter Morgan & Hannah McKay (Dexter) - Might have been one of the hottest love scenes in a TV show ever. This costume works well with the plastic wrap and doubly fun to take it off you later.

Eleven & Mike (Stranger Things) - Pretty adorable couple on screen. Not sure about Season 2′s ‘rebel’ storyline in the city but still awesome all the same. I can't wait for season 3.

Batgirl/Catwoman & Batman (Batman Show) - I’m Batman. *Coughs* I mean I am dressed as Batman. The 1960′s Batman costume were simple but fun. Woman didnt look bad at all in their costumes either.

Daredevil & Electra (Daredevil) - I may keep it simple with the black mask and black shirt combo over the body armor. The good thing about those Marvel shows is the outfits are basic as hell.

William Riker & Deanna Troi (Star Trek) - Loved the TNG. Loved Star Trek. Can't go wrong with simple clothes and the Starfleet badge.

Comics/Video Games

Wonder Woman & Superman (DC Comics) - Open to interpretation about which Superman or Wonderwoman we are dressing up as. I have to admit the Wonder Woman movie costume was awesome. 

Batman & Catwoman (DC Comics) - Few romances have ever been so ‘Cat and Mouse’ or rather ‘Bat and Cat’ than that of Batman and Catwoman. The skin-tight body suit and whip make Catwoman all that much alluring. You can decide if you want to go TV show, Cartoon, Comics, Video Game or Movie versions of Selena Kyle.

Rogue & Gambit (Marvel Comics) - A man with deep love and a woman who can never be touched by him (at least skin to skin). This is some Shakespeare level tragedy for this lovely duo.

Spiderman & Black Cat (Marvel Comics) - What can I say its the costume on Black Cat... 

Link & Zelda (Legend of Zelda) - I am totally open to also as playing as Ganon if you want me to capture you and tie you down to the bed. 

Misc

Mimes - A whole day of not talking to one another and miming shit out?! Sounds horrible lets just talk in private when no one is looking.

Fireman & Dalmation Girl - Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl? You are! Yes you are!

Little Red & Big Bad Wolf - I won't lie 90% of the reason this costume works is that it leads to sexy time in the bedroom.

Waldo & Wanda - We go to Good Will, buy a bunch of random junk. Write Property of Waldo on it and leave it around the neighborhood all night long. We can set up a Waldo themed house so people can bring items back to us.

Snail & Salt Shaker - Oh ho ho am I clever? Probably not someone has been bound to make a costume like this before. I think it be fun for you to avoid me the whole part as I walk around as a Salt Shaker.

Frankenstein & Bride of Frankenstein - Classic movie costume and its really all about the hair for the bride. I can imagine this being a big hit with the kids and fun for a monster movie night.

Regards Michael California

[zephfair]

Grimmjow, accidental beauty blogger?

Inspired by my own stupid post and @the8thsphynx priceless comment. I was hit by the crack fairy after I realized that I had no idea how Pinterest actually works, so I made this up as I went. And thanks to my friend @dreamywritingdragon I even figured out my Pinterest name! xD I’m dumb.

The vibration of his phone woke Grimmjow with a snort. He opened one gummy eye just enough to squint as he fished under his pillow for the phone. For fuck’s sake, who the hell messaged him at the crack of 1 p.m. on a Sunday?

His head throbbed from the weekend’s parties as he finally held the phone, but peeling his other eye open didn’t help the messages make sense.

Yuzulemon: HI! I really love your stuff, your hair is so pretty! The color is beautiful and it looks so soft! I just wondered if you have any advice for keeping it long? Like, I’m trying to convince my brother to grow his out but he says it would be too much trouble?

Yuzulemon: Also you’re really cute trying out the makeup. You go, boy! That green really suits you!

Both messages were sprinkled with emojis, but Grimmjow still couldn’t understand. They were sent to his personal Jmail account, but he’d never heard of the chick. So he ignored it and rolled over, but the phone vibrated again.

Yuzulemon: Sorry to keep bothering you, but how long did it take to get your hair that long? I think if I can get my brother past the first stage so he can pull it up, he’ll be OK. Did you do ponytails a lot? Or man-buns? It looks nice the way you have it now too!

Grimmjow had enough.

BigBadGrimm: STFU I don’t know who the fuck you are but leave me alone.

He’d just dozed back off when the phone vibrated in his hand. Groaning, he swiped the message open but this time it was from another account.

Oneberry: Hey asshole, that’s my sister you upset. Don’t be a dick and stop posting shit of yourself if you don’t want comments on it.

Posting shit? What? Grimmjow managed to sit up against the bed’s headboard and swallow a few times to fend off the nausea. He’d had a good weekend, a big party Friday night at a sorority and another huge party Saturday, first at a bar and then finishing at the house he shared with friends. They didn’t join a fraternity, but they nicknamed the house Hueco Mundo and they definitely knew how to party.

Grimmjow vaguely remembered getting into a fight with Nnoitra and Szayelaporro about something, but that wasn’t unusual. They were usually pissing each other off over anything from who ate what food to putting the moves on the wrong person someone else had called dibs on.

He definitely didn’t have any recollection of posting anything online last night.

He thumbed out a reply: Fuck you. And your sister.

Since he was awake and cranky, Grimmjow swept through the rest of his Jmail account and saw a series of mails from Wintrest. Wasn’t that the site that suburban moms used to look at pictures of food and house shit? Grimmjow had certainly never even glanced at the site, let alone signed up for an account.

Only he had. Or someone had. There was a welcome email and a verify-the-account email, both of which were marked read. Grimmjow scowled at the screen as he saw recommended lists for him to check and then, to his growing horror, several reactions to “his” posts.

“Oh shit,” he grumbled as he opened one. Then his messenger vibrated with a message.

Oneberry: You don’t get to say that. That’s my sister, you despicable sack of shit. Hdu. You’re an asshole and I’ll post this so everyone can see your asshole ways.

BigBadGrimm: Go ahead, what do I care

The first post Grimmjow opened made him swear loudly. The picture had been taken his first year at university, when he’d still had the super-long hair that he always loudly claimed gave him the most energy and power. His friends had mocked him ruthlessly so he’d cut it off eventually, but he remembered doing that pose one night, looking back over his shoulder, smirking for the camera, all his luscious, wavy hair flowing down his back. It was that bitch-ass Szayel who’d taken it.

To his extreme amazement and annoyance, the picture had already been liked seven times. Under it, with the badly misspelled mess characteristic to Nnoitra, was something about washing his hair only in seltzer water because the bubbles gave it body.

He snarled and went to the next one and the next. Most of them were his long hair in various stages, when it seemed like it had a mind of its own. Each had some asinine “advice” like only washing it when the moon was full or dipping it in beer in between so it could drink and be bouncy.

Then he saw one that he knew Ulquiorra had taken in their dorm bathroom freshman year. Grimmjow had his hair pulled back off his face with a thick headband and the rest tied up sloppily on his head as he leaned over the sink brushing his teeth, his eyes gazing into the mirror.

Under that were some suggestions on maintaining the whitest teeth with frequent brushing and even more applications of liquor. Grimmjow gnashed his teeth as if he imagined them biting into a certain someone’s tender white throat.

His traitorous phone vibrated twice.

Oneberry: You’re at Karakura right? I’ll find your ass and make you sorry. Dick. My sister was just trying to be nice.

Oneberry: You don’t even look good. Who the fuck grows their hair into a mullet that long?

Grimmjow pinched his nose. The last few pics were more recent. They were from gatherings all over campus, with him in various stages of undress, showing his current hair and trademark grin, although he noticed his “friends” had been carefully cropped out of each shot. The last one from Halloween was a video and he steeled himself to press the play arrow.

It was only a few seconds of when he’d been beside Szayel at a mirror, sarcastically narrating the process as he applied the makeup for his costume. He winced at his affected voice as he swiped green eyeshadow in exaggerated swirls all around his eyes and pouted for the camera that he knew was being held by Nnoitra.

There was only one thing to do.

Those bastards were dead.

Of course they had just used his phone to log in to Jmail, so they didn’t even have to make up new accounts. If Grimmjow hadn’t been so hungover and so angry, he might have admired that they’d actually taken that much time and trouble to fuck him over. But he didn’t care about that; he just wanted to wring their necks.

Then he realized that there were a couple comments under most of the pictures, and every single one of them was positive. Even the one that some dickwad posing as him—it had Nnoitra all over it—claimed he used jizz to keep his hair in its current coiffed position. The Yuzulemon girl had given it heart-eyes and a laugh then a thumbs-up.

Well, didn’t Grimmjow feel like a dick now.

He slowly and carefully composed a message to Yuzulemon, carefully watching the autocorrect.

Hey, sorry I didn’t know about the pics on Wintrest. I didn’t post them. Some guys did it as a joke. I just woke up and found out. I’m sorry I yelled at you.

He hit send and then quickly opened another message. Thank you for the nice things you said. If you really do have questions about hair, I could try and answer. I let mine grow all through high school. I cut it off last year.

He waited a moment in silence then even more slowly typed, erased and retyped a message to Oneberry.

Hey, sorry about before. My friends made that account to fuck me over. I didn’t know. I apologized to your sister. I shouldn’t have been such an asshat to her.

While he chewed at his thumbnail and waited for a reply, he re-read what Oneberry had sent him more closely.

WTF how do you know I’m at Karakura? You go here too?

There were no replies and Grimmjow was forced to answer the call of nature and retreat to the bathroom. He didn’t run into any of his housemates so he took a long shower before heading back to his room. He was getting dressed and debating what he wanted to try eating when his phone finally buzzed.

Maybe Yuzulemon and Oneberry had needed time to talk to each other. Maybe they were reporting him to someone. Maybe their family had a weird obsession with fruit.

Grimmjow snatched the phone quickly to see a message from Oneberry.

You’re a sick fucker and your friends are worse. Too bad all that hair must have smothered your good manners.

Well, it looked like his very sincere apology wasn’t going to be accepted. He sent back a single character—the middle finger emoji.

He’d just pulled on his shirt when his phone went off. This time he sat down to read the message from Yuzulemon.

That sucks! Your friends are mean! But you could have explained that before you went off on me.

He answered immediately. I know. I’m sorry. Your messages woke me up and I didn’t know what was going on.

Yuzulemon: Well next time you should think before you hit send.

Grimmjow grimaced at the string of emojis, but he had to admit the kid was right.

Yeah, ok, he wrote back.

Yuzulemon answered quickly. Sorry that my brother went after you. He was sitting here when I got your reply and he’s kinda Big Brother sometimes. He goes to Karakura too.

Grimmjow just had to ask. How do you know where I go to school?

Yuzulemon: *series of laughing emojis* We live in Karakura and your pics showed campus in the background.

Yuzulemon: Oops, not your pics but the pics you were in. My bro is a freshman.

Well, at least that explained that. He felt a little better that they hadn’t actually stalked him or anything.

Nice. I’m a junior.

Yuzulemon: Do you have a gf? Bf?

Grimmjow stared at his phone and didn’t know how to answer. He was definitely not into high school or younger girls, which she must be if her “big” brother was only a freshman.

Then his phone vibrated in a fury.

Oneberry: YUZU WTF

Oneberry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING QUIT TALKING TO HIM

And Grimmjow realized Yuzulemon had been copying Oneberry in on their latest conversation. Shit.

Yuzulemon: It’s OK! He’s nice!

Grimmjow quickly typed I only date guys. There, that should get the brother off his back before he blew his top again.

Yuzulemon: Cool, you should get together with Ichi and talk him into letting his hair grow. I think he would look SO GOOD with long hair like yours.

Oneberry: YUZU IM NOT KIDDING IM BREAKING INTO YOUR ROOM STOP IT

Grimmjow couldn’t help a laugh. I don’t think your brother would like that.

Yuzulemon: Why not? You could at least tell him what a tattoo feels like. He’s always threatening Dad that he’s going to get one but Dad won’t let him.

How do you know about my tattoos?

Yuzulemon: I could see them peeking out from under your hair in the shirtless pics!

Oneberry: YUZU IM TELLING DAD IF YOU DONT OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW

Grimmjow felt weirdly exposed.

Yuzulemon: Here’s a pic I took of Ichigo last week.

Grimmjow felt something totally different when the picture loaded.

Oneberry: NEVERMIND IM CLIMBING THE TREE AND BUSTING THE WINDOW IF I HAVE TO STOP TALKING TO THIS FREAK

This Ichigo had a killer six-pack and was holding up the bottom of his T-shirt to show it off. His mouth was open in a scowl as if he were telling the picture taker not to do it. The picture cut off at his nose, but Grimmjow liked what he saw.

Yuzulemon: Why don’t you two meet up for coffee tonight? He’s usually only in class or at the gym but I think he needs more friends.

Yuzulemon: He won’t admit it, but I think he likes your hair too. *series of winky and kissy faces*

Grimmjow rubbed his hand over his face. This was the strangest and most bizarre way he’d ever been set up in his life, but damn if he didn’t almost want to meet the guy.

I don’t think we have much in common. Thanks anyway.

Yuzulemon: Don’t say that! He likes reading and music and mixed martial arts and all kinds of fun stuff!

Oneberry: SO HELP ME YUZU IF I FALL OUT THIS TREE

Yuzulemon: Here’s his number. Text him directly. I have to go see if he really fell. Maybe you could visit him in the hospital!

Grimmjow let out a long breath and barked another laugh.

But he saved the number. Just in case.

And he clicked on the link Yuzu provided to go to her Wintrest page. After a few minutes of looking through the recipes and desserts she’d apparently tried and succeeded at, he followed her. Since his “friends” had been so kind to make him an account, he might as well not let it go to waste.

He stripped his shirt back off, pulled his jeans down low on his hips and with some twisting and fumbling, managed to take a good picture of one of his back tattoos with his own smirk visible in the mirror. It didn’t take long for him to figure out how to upload it to Wintrest with a special comment.

Don’t have much to say about hair or makeup, but I do like tattoos and working out. And I could give advice to any dumbass trying to climb a tree—DON’T.

He didn’t even have to wait a minute before Yuzulemon liked his post and gave it about a hundred heart eyes.

Ego properly stoked, Grimmjow pocketed his phone when he heard the shouting and slamming doors that indicated some of his housemates returning from wherever. After he dealt them a righteous retribution of asskicking, he might just text Ichigo. He couldn’t be as bad as Grimmjow’s own friends, could he?

[thirstyfortom]

Happy Halloween, you guys! That’s my last prompt for the Halloween Special! Hope you guys like this, I love scenarios when they’re not dating... yet :p

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

RFA + Saeran comforting MC on Halloween after break-up

Zen

He was supposed to pick you up and drive you to the RFA’s Halloween party

You opened the door and: “That’s a great zombie make-up, MC!” he laughed.

“He dumped me, Zen.” Oh, it wasn’t make-up, you looked miserable…

 “Oh my God, MC, I’m so sorry…” he immediately hugs you, you look so fragile right now… he feels like protecting you with all of his strength.

“He dumped me, Zen. What… what have I done wrong? Am I… am I boring or… clingy, or…? What’s wrong with me, Zen?” you start crying again, making him hug you even tighter.

“Nothing! There’s… nothing wrong with you, MC! You’re… sweet, and… beautiful, you’re amazing! And smart, funny, you’re caring and… did I mention you’re amazing?” he chuckles at his own eloquence, getting serious right after remembering he shouldn’t be laughing now.

“You’re amazing, MC! You’ve been doing so much for us ever since you showed up, and that Halloween party? It’s the good shit!” you laugh a little, making him feel like now it’s proper to laugh. “So, come on… go get dressed, we have a part to host…”

 “Zen, I can’t… I can’t go! I’m just not in the mood… and… I actually invited my boyf… my ex, so what if he shows up?”

He gets up, holding your hand. “Then you have to look even brighter than you always do. You’ll show up there in a beautiful costume, and with a hot actor as your date.”

 You laugh again, he looks so sure of his words, it’s impossible to say no. “Thanks for doing this for me, Zenny.” You hug him again, and he hugs you back.

“Yes, everything… for you.” Is it too soon to tell you this is for him as well?

 Yoosung

 He heard about your break up and felt really bad for you.

On the other hand, he knew that he should act fast before someone else would try to snatch you away, he didn’t really think he stand a chance, but… it was time to at least try.

So he planned everything, Halloween night would be the night he would finally confess to you.

He even carved a pumpkin, where it could be read “I love you”, and he was going to hand you during the RFA’s Halloween party.

 Ahhh, you looked so cute in your costume… Yoosung felt his face heating up as soon as he spotted you.

But… you didn’t look happy. Even your smile looked so… forced. Oh, were you sad?

“Hey, MC! Need some help?” he goes to you when he sees the guests dispersing away from you “I’m fine, Yoosung. But thanks.” Oh… it looks you’re in pain to smile like this.

 “Are you… are you sure you’re fine, MC?” “Yes, why?” “Because… you don’t look fine. I mean, you look fine in this… costume, but aaagh, I mean… you look… sad…” you bith stare at each other for a few seconds.

“Well… how am I supposed to feel after being dumped via text? I didn’t even get the chance to know what I did wrong, I…” you cut yourself off, fighting the tears. “And now… I have to stay here and pretend everything is fine, it’s just… tiring, you know?”

Oh… you’re devastated by this break-up, aren’t you? His confession wouldn’t do any good now… “MC, I have to tell you something…” he inhales “…you don’t have to stay here if you’re not feeling okay. If you want to go, I can cover up for you, I’m… not that confident in talking to people, but I-“ you grab his hand and smile, a very genuine smile.

“It’s fine. Just stay here with me, will you?” he nods, making a mental note to throw that pumpkin away… well, Christmas is coming in two months, maybe you’ll be more healed until then.

 Jaehee

She asked you a million times if you were okay and if you really wanted to proceed with the preps for the Halloween party

 And she didn’t believe you not even after the millionth time, but not wanting to upset you, she let you do your thing

She actually was there when your girlfriend dumped you, she was serving you coffee. It was so fast she barely had time to serve you and your now ex-girlfriend.

And it was clear how much you were trying to cope through organizing the party. You were… obsessed about the party.

“MC, calm down!” “I can’t, Jaehee! The DJ is twenty four minutes late! Twenty four minutes, Jaehee! Do you know what can happen in 24 minutes? People can get mad that there is no music, a party can be ruined! A relationship you dedicated yourself on for three years and a half can end just like that, it doesn’t take not even 24 minutes!”

You’re shaking, and she grabs your hand, holding you by your shoulder. “Yes, I know… but you can’t blame yourself for the DJ being late… you don’t have to take the blame for everything, MC… not even for your girlfriend dumping you because she is leaving the town, it was her choice…”

“But… why she didn’t even discuss it with me? Am I that… dispensable?” “Absolutely not, MC! No, you’re so important! If not for that girl, well… for RFA, for these guests, for the café… and… for me…

She blushes at her own words. “I-I mean, look at all these people, they are here because you managed to pull an amazing party off, with a great decoration, a bartender and… look, the DJ just got here!”

You smile sweetly, and she feels her whole body warming it up, what’s this?

 “Thank you, Jaehee…” you say before giving a mischievous glance towards the dance floor. “Let’s dance?” you grab her hand when “Thriller” starts playing.

And she is so happy to see you smiling again. There’s nothing that makes her happier than seeing your smile…

 Jumin

 He never been so conscious of someone’s presence before.

 You are here, right next to him in his car, looking stunning in your costume… and all he does is clearing his throat and adjusting himself in his seat.

“Is… is everything okay with the guests’ list, MC?” “Huh? Ah yes… I even managed to invite someone else in the last hour since my boyfriend is not coming.”

“Oh, isn’t he?” ah… the boyfriend… Jumin never felt comfortable around him, for some reason… “Yes, because he’s my ex now…”

Jumin looks at you with his usual monotone expression. “We broke up.” You sa, lowering your gaze as you’re reminiscing this.

“Sorry to hear that. I’m sure… I’m sure you did what’s best for you.” “He broke up, Jumin.” Oh… is that why you look so sad? “Are you alright?” “Yeah, I’m fine, it’s just... we were tother for such a long time, I... forgot how it is to be alone, it’s... it’s scary.”

“I see… well, you know, MC, I tend to believe people who can’t handle being alone aren’t able to handle a relationship too.” “You mean… I shouldn’t be dating him in the first place?” Uh oh…

 “No, I believe I didn’t explain myself properly, what I meant is… you don’t have to be so sad for breaking up, you’re still the impressive and great person you are by yourself, don’t let a failed relationship define who you are, and, well, don’t let it ruin your night.”

“Jumin Han giving love advice? Now that’s something we don’t see everyday…” “Well, just for you, because I feel like we understand each other very well.”

“Yes, we really do…” you smile, now he feels like looking away from embarrassment. “We’re here…” you say, motioning to get out of the car. He holds your hand.

 “Or… we can stay a little more in here till the press calms down. We can… we can talk a little more, if you want…” because you’ll never be alone while he is here, so no need to be scared, even if it’s Halloween.

Saeyoung

He heard about the break-up.

So he wanted this party to be the best thing in your week to make it up, even if just a little.

 His heart aches everytime he sees you messing with your phone, the look in your eyes show you’re probably seeing some pics of your ex.

“Hey! Wachu doing?” “Huh? Oh, nothing… can I help you with something?” “Yeah, you could tell me what do I have to do to put a smile in your face.”

You roll your eyes and laugh a little. “Do I look that gloomy?” he nods, trying not to give you a pity look.

“It’s just… I imagined tonight as something very different, you know?” “What did you imagine?”

“Ah, you know… going to the Haunted House we did, then taking silly pictures in the photo booth and stuffing our faces with candy, it would be fun doing this with him…it would be…”

“Perfect?” “Yes… perfect…”he nods. Well, that’s it, that’s his chance.

“So, come on…” he grabs your hand, going towards the Haunted House. “Y-you and I?”

“Well, yeah… this guy might be crazy to waste a perfect date with you, but I’m not.”

And it was perfect, you didn’t reach for your phone not even once.

V

You had vented all about the break-up to him.

 And he listened with attention, making sure you would let everything out of your system.

Not only because RFA’s party was close and everybody needed you in your best game, but also… so you would have fun with everybody else… and him.

And at first, you seemed okay. But V could see by the way you would glance at lovey dovey couples dancing.

“Would you like to dance, MC?” “Oh… thank you, Jihyun, but I’m fine.”

 “Well, what would you like to do, then?” “Honestly, all I want is to get really drunk… is that bad?”

 “As long as it’s not a habit, you should be okay. So let’s go, let’s do your idea!” “Oh, it’s fine, Jihyun, we should not…” he hugs you suddenly.

“It’s okay if things aren’t fine now, they will be soon. You can count on your friends, okay?” you hug him back, nodding.

 “You can count on me and on Mary.” “Mary?” “Yes, Bloody Mary”

 So you and Jihyun drank together and you were finally able to let it go and have some real fun.

The serious talk would wait until the next morning, when you woke up in the same bed cuddling.

Saeran

Oh, he heard about the break-up

 And he was PISSED! Fist, at the guy for dumping you, who does he think he is?

Then, at you for suffering because of a scumbag who doesn’t deserve a single teardrop of yours

So he’s mad, even though he knows he shouldn’t, since this has nothing to do with him.

But why does he feel this responsibility on doing something to snap you out of this?

So, at the RFA’s Halloween party, he comes up with some excuse for you to help him grab some stuff in the storage room.

 And when you go there with him, you find a lot of pumpkins.

“Saeran, what’s all this?” “Well, you know… my brother said anger isn’t good, but sometimes, you just have to feel it, you know? So… take this.” He hands you a baseball bat.”

 “What’s this for?” “For you to smash these pumpkins and imagine they’re your ex’s face.” “What? Saeran, I’m not mad at him, I’m… sad, and hurt, but… I’m not mad.”

“Oh, h-hurt?” “Yeah, it’s hard not to when someone breaks up with you at a fancy restaurant so you won’t make a scene, even though you have the right to make a scene, because he is in love with the girl he was cheating you with… alright, give me the bat!” he cheers and smiles everytime you hit a pumpkin, even helping you with some.

You end up laughing when you both slip in the pumpkin’s goop. But your giggling faces immediately go red when you realize you fell over him and our noses are almost touching.

[cutiecrates]

Cutie Reviews: Yume Twins 17 October 17

Hello everyone, here I am, ultra-late finally getting to my October reviews :D I already explained myself in the prior one so I won’t waste time recapping.

Unfortunately there is something I need to cover related to Yume Twins, before I start:

(The actual item review is beneath the cut, feel free to skip because I’m about to get into rant mode)

Yeah. We no longer get the booklet with our crates! They also changed the box design again and pretty much removed every cute thing about it in favor of a much more simple design that only has a smidge of cuteness.

I for one am entirely disappointed in both of these changes. Severely. Part of the reason I joined Yume Twins was because of their ADORABLE mascot twins, who I feel like they’re pretty much phasing out. I might be imagining it but look at the facts: 1, they used to be featured on the box and when it changed at the start of this year they weren’t. 2, they used to be featured in the Booklets which we now no longer are going to get. 3, they were also featured on the website and now they’re not.

Considering the originality and theme of this box... it has me really upset honestly. I joined for the original cute and dark gimmick and the adorable artwork they did. I feel bad for new members considering it’s now overpriced in my opinion, and their “Yumezine” is already on my hate list considering it’s just their way to stop making the booklets and phasing out their original artwork even more. 

It doesn’t even feel like Yume Twins to me anymore honestly. I mean, originally when I joined the description of the name and crate included something like “kawaii, sometimes dark“ and I LOVED it. Now the entire description is changed.

At any rate I don’t know whats going on with them but they are definitely losing points with me. Like... if I had to rate the box, styling, and contents:

First Joined - 10! Tons of content, very cute, original artwork and characters.

January/first change - 7 and 1/2. Still had original artwork and cute stuff, the box changed but it was still nice. The only thing I hated was the lessening of items. We went from like, 10-12 items to 4-5.

Now - 4. That’s it. Not even 1/2. We got a few more items now which is the ONLY thing saving it. They got rid of their namesake iconic characters, they overpriced it now, they got rid of the booklet...

Okay, so if you actually read all of the above then thank you ⊂((・▽・))⊃ I probably sound like an ungrateful not-cutie. Anyway, this months theme is...

MAGICAL FUTURE

The contest of the month sounds really cute though, we get to design a Halloween costume for a plush we got in this month box. However, I probably won’t enter it because besides the free box prize, the others I don’t necessarily need or want.

The grand prize winner gets a Pokemon dessert tote bag and matching pouch, along with a free 3-month subscription. The runner-ups win a Pokemon dessert hand towel and 1 free box.

The Yume Prize for this month includes:

(probably the only good thing about this yumezine is that I can provide better quality Yume Prize pics. Oh, also, now you guys can see variations of the items on the website too :D so if you get curious go there and check it out!)

It’s very cute and all, I wish I got this one- especially since it includes an Osomatsu-san item! I love that series!

(I know, I hate crayonshinchan but I like Osomatsu. I’m weird like that.)

Okay, let’s get started with this review with this ultra-exciting Squishy!

For October we had a chance to get this limited edition Halloween Hello Kitty Squishy Donut or a Peanuts Woodstock Bread Squishy. There was only one Woodstock, and about six different Hello Kitty’s: the one I got, a pink scary faced pumpkin (the one I would have picked for myself~), an orange and black sprinkle icing donut, a happy blue pumpkin, a white and black donut, and a pale pink and purple donut.

Cuties, this is an automatic ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ! It’s the perfect example of a Japanese slow-rising, ultra-soft squishy ♡ It smelled toxic when I first got it (that is common of all squishy in packages unless scented), but by now it’s had plenty of air and it has a soft pleasant scent (probably still rubber, but it’s nice).

Next up is one of the featured items of this month, and one I was ultra-excited for :D

A Cardcaptor Sakura Pillow Case. Do you guys remember that series? I know I still do, I grew up with it (and Sailor Moon, DBZ, Pokemon, Hamtaro, Digimon, Beyblade, YuGiOh, Shaman King... this list could go on for a while.)

Anyhoo... This a lovely 62 cm x 43 cm case with 3 possible variations. I really wanted the pink and white dress one since it was my second favorite (her black and pink kitty costume being my first, but you probably expected that), but all three of them looked amazingly detailed and so pretty. I really like her pose here~

The back features a more simple design in this eye-catching gold, covered in dots, stars, chibi wings, Sakura’s wand key thing, and cards.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Not only does it make a gorgeous accent to any room, but it’s very comfortable. It’s like a silk fabric and it doesn’t get sweaty or gross if it’s warm; and as you can see I have a small pillow for it but it fits very well despite that.

I have tons of Cardcaptor merchandise, so it was exciting to add another one after all these years :D I also get excited my anime merch period, I hope we get another one soon!

Next is this adorable Round Animal Kawaii Plush, available in 10 types! I was lucky to get one of the kitties (even if I would have preferred the black kitty), but there were 2 other kitties, 3 dogs (including a pink one!), 2 ladybugs (red and pink), a blue bumble bee (try saying that ten times fast), and a hedgehog.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

I actually don’t have much to say about it. It’s really cute and stiff, but still squishy and cuddly. I love the details with it, although my kitty’s ears are a little bent. The only thing bothering me is that it’s feet and hands are sewn to the torso, and one of them on mine came loose and I barely touched it. So now I don’t know what I want to do with it.

Next up is this useful My Melody Memo Pad. A 10cm x 10cm pad perfect for your purse or pouch if you’re in a hurry to the store, writing something for a friend, or just need a little reminder while at school or work.

I noticed with each memo pad I seem to get, the better the quality. There was one I got recently and I didn’t like how flimsy it was, but then I got one about a month ago and I noticed that while flimsy, it wasn’t nearly as bad, this one easily tops them both- and looks a lot cuter.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

It gets the job done and it’s fairly sturdy. The middle seem/spine came loose but the pad is still really bound and not at all flimsy, I’m actually really impressed with it.

This next item was another variety set (in fact, it’s such a variety I got one not even in the picture!), the Sumikko Gurachi/Rilakkuma Lanyard. Lanyards are handy straps you can wear on your neck or hang from a belt loop or other various places. They’re usually used to carry ID, handy for work or an event. But what makes this special is that you could even add a charm to it if you wanted. It has a silver clasp, and a little charm chain- the possibilities are endless!

So as I said, mine isn’t in the picture. It features the Sumikko group doing daily activities by their windows; like watering a plant, watching a fish bowl, cleaning, etc.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

It’s better quality than another Lanyard I recently got, and I’m estimating they were nearly the same price. Anyway, it’s also really cute, and I’m excited to start using it for work (name tags aren’t required, but it helps customers).

This is our last item for the month, a Kawaii "Higemanju" Cat Gamaguchi Pouch. There were 5 kitties available, including Mr. Scary here, a grey kitty who looks like him,  a Calico with closed eyes, an orange and white cat, and a white simple looking kitty with pale brown/pink markings and a bell collar.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

Not only is it an adorable plush, but it’s a purse-pouch :D I love adorable accessories (but that goes without saying right??), but because it’s a pouch you’re not going to fit all that much inside. I could pretty much barely be able to shut it after putting in my cell phone, lip gloss, and a hand sanitizer.

It’s very cute though, so as a pouch it gets the job done.

♥ Cutie Ranking ♥

Content - 4 out of 5. I loved everything, but I kinda wish we got like... 1 more item maybe? They said now we could expect 7-8 items back in September and we only got 6. However, for the price I feel like we got our money’s worth.

Quality - 5 out of 5. Nothing was really wrong or anything. We had a nice variety of big and small, the detailing on every item is noticeable.

Theme - 1 out of 5. The theme is listed on top but I actually have no idea how it relates to this box, other then maybe the Cardcaptor pillow. I wish they went with a Halloween theme, which I know they could have pulled off.

Total Rank: 10 out of 15 Cuties. The theme was a bust, but the items still wowed even without it. While I’m not happy with the overall design changes they seem to be making, at least the items are still worth it.

♥ Cutie Scale ♥

1. Hello Kitty Squishy - I’m a sucker for Squishy, and cute Halloween items :D

2. Cardcaptor Pillow Case - It’s more on the lovely and pretty side, but Sakura looks so adorable~

3. Round Animal Plush - Sort of on the generic side but it’s so fat and plush

4. Cat Gamaguchi Pouch -  He’s adorable with his grumpy little face~

5. My Melody Memo Pad -  Generic cuteness

6. Lanyard - It’s very cute, but... the other items are just so much more cuter.

Okay Cuties, that does it for another review! I hope you enjoyed and again I want to apologize for my rant. But because I got it over with it probably won’t come up again, so think of this as a good thing ;3

Next up we have our Kawaii Box to look at. So until then, stay cute!

[possessedcoast]

the life and times of ryan ross pt 8

.2015/2016

welcome all! make sure to thank @jen--ne--sais--quoi for the existence of these posts because the poor thing asked to know about ryan and now she probably knows more than she ever wanted to!

here in our final chapter, we shall see what ryan has been up to from where we left off in 2015 to as current as we can be as of today (feb 26, 2017) this is mostly links and pictures because he didn’t actually do a whole lot

alright, early 2015. pretty much all ryan ross does is spend time with friends, mostly dan keyes and ryland blackinton. he goes to coachella and looks lovely in his hawaiian shirt. 

he also posted some teasers about making music on instagram, but we saw no new music. 

the most important thing about 2015 is ryan’s beard. 

look at it. it’s glorious. 

in february/march of 2015 zayn has left one direction (this is a ryan ross post, why is she talking about one direction??? it’s relevant, i promise.) someone thought it would be funny to edit the 1d wikipedia page to day that ryan ross had joined the band. 1d fangirls lost their minds. ryan tweeted “ You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band” 

if you look at his twitter throughout 2015, some of the tweets are vastly different than others. it could’ve been him on drugs, it could’ve been shane morris. personally, i think it was more shane, but the other is a possibility. also in june 2015, he got super fucked up and crashed a PHASES show. there are pictures of it out there, but i don’t think it’s really appropriate to share them. i also vaguely remember someone (z maybe?) asking for them to not be shared because ryan was really embarrassed and upset about it. about the incident he said “Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I'll never do it again  again” so there’s that.

then in july ryro got a girlfriend! he began dating model helena vestergaard and it seemed really good for him. it was certainly good for all of us fans because he posted so much while they were together. she also posted a lot about him. there were so many ryan pictures. it was glorious. here are some pics

then the next most important thing of 2015 happened. 

dorothy ross. 

ryan and helena got the cutest puppy in the world

from then on his instagram is pretty much dottie, but none of us mind because she’s precious. 

we also got this monstrosity

that’s all i’m gonna say about that. more helena and dottie pictures. then we get a picture where ryan tells us he’s taking vocal lessons!! and then he posted a teeny clip of a new song!!! more dottie & helena. a video of him learning to box?

don’t forget that this era of ryan likes hockey and baseball. he watches both and plays hockey too. 

halloween 2015. the fucking party. so. you thought we were done talking about brendon urie. we’re not. by 2015, he and ryan are not talking, at all. brendon usually avoids talking about ryan at all. then adam levine (yes, that one) has a halloween party. ryan’s invited because he’s best friends with mickey madden. he goes as a gremlin. well, a mogwai because he’s fuzzy and not scaly, but yeah. 

brendon, dressed as a skeleton and with sarah, was also there. as far as i’m aware, they basically didn’t even talk. brendon goes on to mention it a million times.

btw, by this point ryan doesn’t use his twitter anymore, it’s all just instagram links. there were some tweets earlier in the year that i’ll be talking about in my shane morris companion piece, but basically, shane likes to troll ryan’s fans by tweeting things or posting things on facebook then quickly deleting them.

also in 2015, ryan posts a picture of what seem to be song titles along with promises for making new music (the “shut the fuck up” was in response to someone telling him to go to bed btw) 

we’re now at the end of 2015. it seems like this is when ryan finally disconnects his twitter from his instagram because (except for one) his tweets stop and his instagram continues. he has also dropped shane morris as his manager (thank god)

near the beginning of 2016, ryan tells us that he has written a song for a band called agelast (sadly, that is pronounced ah-gel-ist, not age-last) he posted on both twitter and facebook about this. i’m inclined to believe both posts were actually him, not shane, but who knows. there was this comment on the facebook page that would be nice if it was from him. 

then, also early 2016, he and helena broke up. he was all set to fly to visit her in australia on a long term modeling job, and maybe he did, but that was that on helena vestergaard. she deleted all traces of him from her social media. he continued to play hockey and post pictures of dottie. 

he also bought 5 pounds of sour patch kids, causing all of us to fear for his health. then he starts to become a bit of a recluse. he posts a lot less frequently and it’s usually dottie pictures. 

then he goes to a renaissance fair and saves lives with his look 

easily the most important part of 2016 was when ryan did a surprise performance with dan keyes’ band cologne at emo nite la. it’s everything. EVERYTHING. watch it now. it felt like a nice comeback and he looked GOOD

we also got another tiny song clip. more pictures and videos of dottie. he also modeled some new PHASES merch with Z and Langley 

he went to the beach and we were blessed with this glorious image 

then he turned 30! and jeremy burke & alison harvard threw him a mini party at midnight with pizza! 

also sometime in august, his demo ep was deleted from soundcloud (his whole soundcloud was deleted) along with his site going down and his facebook page being deleted. the only thing we know is actually ryan is his instagram. 

then came halloween. with costumes in the past like et, a sloth, and a gremlin, we knew he would not disappoint. he was link from legend of zelda and he spent a good amount of the party (adam levine’s again, bden was not there) with victoria asher and gabe saporta from cobra starship. have some pics. 

(that’s gabe beside him)

then he “drank some blood” in this adorable video with his vocal coach

throughout 2016, a director named dan adams (glitterworldinc on insta) had been tagging ryan in a lot of pictures. i’m going to make a companion piece for him as well, but i’ll mention him here. he posts pictures of ryan, sometimes with strange captions, sometimes with rude captions. many pictures didn’t have ryan in them, but he was tagged. some pictures were of ryan’s house or around echo park. see more about that in the companion piece. lots of speculation went on about what he was doing with ryan. we’ll get to that in a minute. something more exciting now. the longest clip of new music that makes me cry every single time i listen to it, that callback line. (fun fact, z commented on it and called him space boi which is where i get one of my tags for him)

he looked beautifully goth for new years 

now we’re in 2017!

we found out this year that all the things glitterworldinc had been posting are because ryan’s going to be in his new movie!! he’s playing a character named Dewey Parsons in daniel adams’ new movie starmaker

the newest picture we have from ryan himself is this

and dan adams (glitterworldinc) has recently posted two! one was posted today! 

and that is basically everything i know about ryan ross’ life from the earliest facts i know to today! thank you for coming along on this crazy long ride with me and reading this giant mess. i’ll make those companion pieces here soon, so look out for those! EDIT: Update!!!!! ryan posted this mere hours after i finished this because he likes to make my life harder (i’m mostly kidding, i love him so much)

his caption: “On all twos Makin tunes on toons”

EDIT NUMBER 2: i should have made an outline for these posts, jesus christ. i told you all in another post that the guitar ryan burned alive would be important later and then i never told you why. the why is because brendon still has it. yep, he has the guitar that ryan burned all the way back in the cabin/pretty. odd. era. how do we know this? oh, just because brendon put it in his literal house of memories. it’s fine, i’m not crying. (it’s not fine, i am crying) the house of memories is a vip thing for this tour where fans can go in and take pictures with a bunch of old panic! things, from the masks from fever era to stuff from the victorious video. i would kill to go.