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theeclecticwitchblog240 · 2 years ago

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Lucid Dreaming- how to tips

Written by: Steff from HowToLucid

So for lucid dreaming, there are similar things you can do.

There are lots of SMALL things you can differently, that will make a BIG difference to lucid dreams.

They'll help you become lucid more often and more vividly.

So what are the tips?

Here are the main ones:

Practice the right techniques that work for YOU

Eat the right food (ideally a vegan or plant based diet, but at least give up things like sugar or fat)

Be proud of lucid dreaming, and share it with your friends. This re-enforces your belief that you can do it

Don't rely on supplements at the start, learn how to actually lucid dream first

Don't sleep too little. Sleep is important for almost everything you'll do in life, so get it right

If a technique isn't working for you, try a new one. But importantly, write NOTES in your journal about the technique and what didn't work

Get a voice triggered tape recorder to record your dreams, so you don't have to physically get up and write in a diary….trust me you’ll thank me later 😉

PAMPER yourself before bed: Have a bath, massage, have a nice shower whatever you need to do to relax and go into bed feeling GOOD.

Lucid dreaming tips for beginners (list)

These aren’t in any particular order, but we’ll try and start with the more simple tips and then get more advanced as we go on.

#1 – Eat the right food

Food can actually be fairly important when learning to lucid dream.

How does this work? Well, stop for a moment and think about the food that you put into your body. Is it good food? Does it provide you with the nutrients you NEED? Most of us don’t really think about this and will just eat anything.

When you stop and think though, you realize that the food you put into your body directly affects things like your mood, mental state, dreams, sleep and much more. Try focusing on improving your diet, even just a little bit.

This change will improve your dreams and give you more lucid dreaming experiences. Also, remember to drink enough water as this has been shown to improve your mood and make your thoughts clearer.

#2 – Practice the right things

Many people try and lucid dream but they just practice the wrong things. There are certain things that will give you lucid dreams, and there are things that will just waste your time.

Knowing what to actually practice will save you LOADS of time with this, and after all, who doesn’t want to save time? We’re busy people and we like to save time where we can.

#3 – Focus on your mindset

Your mindset is VERY important.

What you believe, and what you think will directly influence your lucid dreaming ability. The thoughts you have on a daily basis, even the ones you’re not really that aware of will all affect your ability to lucid dream.

Try spending a few minutes each day affirming to yourself that you CAN lucid dream and you WILL control your dreams (See the MILD technique for more).

These positive affirmations will greatly increase the chances of you having a lucid dream. That tip right there is worth it’s weight in gold. (Even though words on a screen don’t weigh anything.. You know what I mean)

#4 – Tell your friends about it

Spread the word!

By telling your friends what you’re up to and by sharing the idea of lucid dreaming, you’re making it more ‘real’ in your own mind. Every time you tell someone something you’re making it more real because it’s SOMETHING you’re talking about.

Suddenly it becomes less of just an idea and more like something that’s a part of you that you can share with people. They say the best way to learn something is to teach people the thing you’re trying to learn. It re enforces your understanding and makes you more well rounded and knowledgeable.

By the way if you want to be a superstar and spread the love, this article would LOVE to be shared on something like Facebook or Twitter. Just saying. You can find more ways to share the lucid dreaming message here.

#5 – Read lucid dreaming tips like these

This article is a great example of something you should be doing. You’re researching the topic and learning about it, and in doing so you’re increasing the chances of you having loads of lucid dreams.

By consuming lots of information about lucid dreams you’re making your mind more open to the idea of it. The more you know, the better you’ll be able to actually do this stuff. Just don’t be one of those people who reads LOADS about something but never actually DOES anything about it.

#6 – Treat it as a journey

It’s not an overnight thing. You won’t just suddenly become a master of controlling your dreams. It takes years to become a ‘master’ and even then you’ll never know everything. There will always be new things to learn, and more to do.

That’s not a bad thing, and it’s very exciting to keep learning and seeing where it’s going to take you. Don’t be in a rush, you’ve got your whole life ahead of you to do this stuff. enjoy it! I used to be in such a rush to learn things, and it IS important to practice what you learn fast but don’t be in a rush to learn EVERYTHING all at once.

Take things slow, and do it step by step.

#7 – Get inspired by other things

There are certain things that will inspire you and make you better at lucid dreaming. Things like watching films about it, reading books about it, and going to new places will all help.

When you go to a new place, you’re giving your mind something new to focus on. New imagery, new faces, experiences, feelings and sounds. All of this is GREAT for inspiring fresh and interesting dreams.

Try and do something new every day, and try going to a new place every week or month. Of course, this will depend on if you’re able to do that, if you’re in full time work you might not be able to just get away for a few days but if you can, you should. Not only will it make you more cultured and interesting as a person, but it will make your dreams more interesting. The more new things we do, the slower time seems to pass as well! Do you remember as a kid being on ‘summer holidays’?

Those 6 weeks seemed to last FOREVER, simply because I was doing LOTS of different things in the time. I’ve been in full time jobs however, where 3-4 months just seemed to fly by in a flash. It’s because in the job I was doing the same thing every day for weeks on end, so I didn’t notice the time going past and it just vanished.

By doing MORE with the time you have, you’ll feel like you’ve lived a longer and more interesting life. Sounds simple, but are you going to do it?

#8 – MIX IT UP!

A HUGE reason people fail at lucid dreaming is they just try ONE thing for a few days and then give up. You need to mix up the techniques you try and make sure you’re always trying something new.

Think of it like a new world, and you’re the person who discovered it. You need to keep pushing the limits, trying new things, seeing what you can do. If you don’t, you’ll likely reach a ‘rut’ where you can’t seem to progress.

A good way to start mixing things up is to read lists of tips like this and trying the ones you haven’t tried before. Try new techniques like the writing induced lucid dream that I recently wrote about (no pun intended).

#9 – Reality check when you wake up

When you FIRST wake up in the morning is the BEST time to do a reality check.

This lucid dreaming tip is probably going to save you lots of pain and frustration. When I get emails form you guys, the most common one is ‘I keep having false awakenings’.

These people dream about waking up, and then after 3-4 false awakenings they’ll ACTUALLY wake up, and email me asking why they can’t lucid dream. It’s because you need to do a reality check the moment you wake up in the morning. Doing this will eventually make sure that you never have a false awakening. All o those experiences will be turned into lucid dreams. Simple, right?

Do you struggle with reality checks? I’ve created a complete reality checks guide showing you why most people fail at reality checks, and what you’re probably doing wrong.

#10 – Don’t move when you wake up

When you first wake up, for the first few seconds before you do the reality check I just mentioned, don’t move. Just lay there and REALLY think about the dream you just had. You DID just have a dream, because everyone dreams, every night.

You just need to remember it. So don’t move at first, just lay there and think about the dreams. At first this might be difficult because you’re new to the lucid dreaming game but after a while you’ll find it easier. See my post on dream recall for more information.

#11 – Voice triggered tape recorder for dreams

This is a great way to record your dreams. In order to remember more of your dreams you need to record them somehow, right? Cool, but what happens when you wake up at 4AM and there’s no natural light in the room?

You’re way too tired to find a torch and write something in a notebook, so what do you do? Use a voice activated recorder and SPEAK your dreams into that.

This way, you don’t need to lighten up the whole room with your phone torch, and you can just translate the dream when you actually wake up for the day and write it down. This voice recorder is exactly the one I’d use if I didn’t love writing in my dream journal so much!

#12 – Block out ALL light in your room

Light in your room can keep you awake.

It’s not good to have lots of light in your room as you’re falling asleep.That being said, you WANT natural light to enter your room in the morning. The ideal situation is to have blackout curtains that stop all light entering your room but that ALSO move out of the way in the morning.

Try to turn off all artificial light sources in your room before you go to sleep. This will give you better nights sleep, and more dreams.

#13 – Pamper yourself before bed

This one’s a good one. When you’ve just finished a long day of work or whatever you’ve been doing, treat yourself. Have a warm bath, shower etc. Get your partner to give you a massage. Read for a bit. do something that relaxes you.

This is great because your body can wind down before bed and you’re more likely to just fall straight asleep. Relaxing yourself and making sure you’re actually ready for bed sounds simple but hardly anyone does it!

#14 – Use a dream pillow!

A dream pillow is a special pillow that you make which smells like various incense and things. It’s designed to lull you into having a better sleep. They do work! I’ve made one with Mugwort before, but you can use lavender and all sorts of things.

Also, on the subject of pillows, please make sure you spend a little bit of extra money to get GOOD pillow! You’ll really notice the difference when you buy your first GOOD pillow. You should always splash the cash when buying a mattress or a pillow, because the quality of your sleep affects your entire life!

#15 – Take naps in the afternoon if you’re tired

A nap can be a great way to get more energy.

Taking a short nap in the afternoon is a good way to get a boost and feel great the whole day! It doesn’t even have to be that long. You can take a 20 minute nap and feel like you’ve slept for hours.

Try taking a short nap at about 4PM and see what difference it makes. If you feel better, then keep doing it! This is assuming of course that you’re able to take a nap in the afternoon. If you’re in full time work, this might not be that easy for you.

#16 – Finally learn how to meditate: It’s important!

Meditation is VERY important for lucid dreaming.

Actually, scrap that, it’s important for LIFE. through meditation, I’ve been able to overcome some challenges in my life, and stay focused and calm. Without it, I’d be a wreck right now. It’s so powerful and so simple, yet for some strange reason hardly anyone these days DOES it!

#17 – Read LOTS of books about lucid dreaming

There are lots of books you can read for lucid dreaming.

I’ve written a few, and there are famous and common ones like ‘Exploring the world of lucid dreaming‘ and many more. the more you read, the more you’ll be able to do in the dream.

It’s like anything, the more you know, the better you are at the thing. You do need to actually practice what you know as well, but knowledge is always good! Take a few minutes every day to read something about lucid dreaming. This blog has lots of fresh content, or you can use the many books that are already out there!

#18 – ‘Spend yourself’ during the day!

Now, what I mean by this is spend all your energy during the day. whatever you have to do, have lots of sex, run around, work hard on your business etc… The point is, make sure that by the time it comes to bedtime, you’re fucking knackered.

You want to be so tired that you just beg to fall asleep. This way you’ll have more things to dream about (Because you’ll have been doing lots of things during the day) and you’ll feel better when you wake up because you’ll have slipped into very deep sleep easily.

#19 – Make sure your room is cool

I’ve explained before that in order for your body to go into deep sleep, it lowers the body temperature significantly. In order to do this it needs fresh air circulating around you. Have you ever been camping and noticed that you not only wake up earlier than you usually do, but you also don’t feel that tired at all?

This is because there’s not much between you and nature. The light can easily go through your tent and activate your bodies ‘wake up’ hormones. The fresh air can easily go through the tent and enter your lungs. It’s natural and our bodies are designed to work well with nature.

Try and make sure there’s not much blocking air circulation under your bed. This will make it easier for your body to lower your temperature and fall asleep faster. Having things and lots of clutter under the mattress is a common thing that people do but it STOPS them being able to sleep as well as they could.

#20 – Eat enough during the day

Make sure you eat enough. Not only does this give your body the energy it needs, but it makes sure that you’re firing on all cylinders. You want your body to have lots of energy and be working properly.

Most people don’t eat or drink enough. And when they DO eat enough it’s junk food and takeaways. Make sure you eat lots of GOOD food and drink lots of things like water, juice and milk.

#21 – Don’t look at screens before bed

Looking at artificial light sources before bed is a KILLER of dreams.

Sure, gamers have a better chance of becoming lucid but people that stare at computer screens all the time don’t stand a chance. You want to make sure that you turn of all light sources about 30 minutes to an hour before you go to bed.

This will make your body release ‘go to sleep’ hormones which make it easier to fall asleep and enter dreams. If you find it difficult falling asleep without watching something, maybe try reading instead.

#22 – HACK YOUR BRAIN with binaural beats!

Binaural beats are a special type of sound that induces lucid dreams and altered brain states.

They are very easy to use, and very cheap. You can see my review of ennora for more information, and I think everyone should try binaural beats at least once. They work, and they’re good. You can use these sounds to induce more lucid dreams and get better sleep. You can also use them for things like improving your energy, creativity, confidence and much, much more.

#23 – Really WANT it more

Ask yourself how much you ACTUALLY want to lucid dream!

Many people say they want to lucid dream, but they only KINDA want it. They’ve maybe read an article or two and they want to just try it out to see what it’s like. That’s fine, and there’s a good chance they’ll have lucid dreams this way but to REALLY get results you’ve got to WANT it.

You’ve got to be obsessed with the idea of controlling your dreams, to the point where you’re just reading all the articles you can and buying the ebooks, courses and guides to learn more and to learn the proper way to do things. This way, you’re telling your brain that you’re not going to take no for an answer. You ARE going to lucid dream.

#24 – Use supplements and nootropics.

Using lucid dreaming supplements and nootropics are a good way to speed up your results. They can make it MUCH easier to have a lucid dream, and they’re really cheap as well!

There are many to choose from, and the pages I linked you to above are going to show you the different types and which ones are best.

The best lucid dreaming tip ever!

If I could give you ONE tip to control your dreams, it would be this:

Believe in yourself.

Everyone can lucid dream.

We all have the ability to learn lucid dreaming, but we just always tell ourselves different stories. We’ll tell ourselves that it’s not possible, or that it’s some weird thing on the internet that no one has ACTUALLY ever done. It’s not the case. It’s very real, and it can be very easy to learn. you just need to know what to practice and how to practice it.

I have written a guide for this, or you could read my post about the lucid dreaming basics. Whatever you decide to do, just don’t give up. Hopefully these lucid dreaming tips have helped you or at least inspired you in some way to keep going and keep trying.

I’m sharing this article from an email of mine. I found this article interesting and thought I’d share this with others. If you like this article I encourage you to check out their website. It’s pretty informative!

I’m not the author, just sharing the knowledge.

Blessed be!

#witchyvibes #lucid dreaming #lucid dreaming tips #witch #eclectic witch #witchcraft #witchblr #witchy things #spiritualjourney

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myveryownfanfiction · 2 years ago

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Requested by: @icehooligan

Request:

Hi there! I think this might be a little weird request, but I hope it will turn out to be something useful or worth to write! I don't have a specific character in mind, but definitely James Spader, if you feel like it could suit one of his characters you also write for, totally feel free to go with it. I was thinking about a rather comforting story where y/n is going through a hard burnout and feels kind of hopeless and unmotivated. Thank you forward for your answer!

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

AN: hope you are feeling a bit better and this story helps! My inbox is always open for Spader. Hope this is good as I’m dealing with my own burnout with writing at the moment.

warnings: burnout, lack of motivation, Steff smoking weed and trying to get reader to as well

I let out a groan as I fell onto the couch in the living room. I could hear soft footsteps padding into the room from the office. There was a soft ‘hmm’ from above me.

“Rough day?” I groaned and Steff chuckled. “Alright. Worse than that. What’s wrong?” I felt my legs get picked up and then put into his lap as Steff sat down.

“I feel burned out. Like no matter what I do, what decision I make, no ideas come to me.” I groaned out into the couch cushions. “There’s a deadline for a new project. It’s next week. Everyone has to bring something to the table. But I have nothing to contribute.” I rolled over finally and looked at Steff. He was slowly drawing circles on my thigh.

“You won’t like my suggestion.” I narrowed my eyes at him. “Either one of them.” I draped an arm over my eyes and waved a hand to let him know he could continue. “First, and this is the adult one, use something that you had before that never went through. It’s not giving up and it will allow you something to present.” I peeked at him from over my arm.

“second?” I asked, eye brow raised.

“Oh you know the second.” He smirked at me before laying over me to press a kiss to my lips. I shoved him off me.

“Steff! Get off!” He laughed as he sat up and pulled me with him.

“That’s another option.” I shoved his shoulder again before leaning forward and pressing my face into his neck.

“No Steff.” His hand made its way to my shoulder and gently worked at the tense muscles. “Now be serious. What’s your other suggestion?” Steff pressed a kiss to my temple and stood up, maneuvering me so he could carry me bridal style into his office. He set me down in his chair before walking over to the small box sitting on the book shelf.

“We could always get lit.” He turned around with a white piece of paper and a small baggie in his hand. I shook my head.

“Steff, we’ve talked about this. I can’t. If they ask me to take a drug test and I fail, they can fire me. No questions asked.” Steff pouted.

“hey I’m trying to help you here.” He pointed out, setting the material on the desk and starting to roll his own joint. “If you don’t want to fine. But I’m going to. And then, maybe just maybe I’ll have a better suggestion for you.” Steff raised an eyebrow, waiting for me to make a decision.

“I can’t. Go ahead though. I’m going to take a nap.” I rubbed my eyes as I got up and made my way to our bedroom. I could hear Steff let out a sigh of relief as he took his first drag. It wasn’t long before I dropped of. I was woken up a few hours later by the bed dipping. A gentle kiss was pressed to my cheek as I got wrapped up in Steff’s arms.

“You awake?” I shifted in his arms so we were face to face. “Ah. You are.” A kiss was pressed to my nose. “I’m sorry for earlier. I know we have that conversation every time. It’s the only way I know to deal with it. I’m working on it.” I nodded as I ran a hand through Steff’s hair. His eyes closed as I gently tugged through some knots that had formed at the ends. “Tell me what I can do to help. I’ll do it. Just tell me what it is you need.”

“I don’t know.” I sighed out as I tucked my head under his chin. “That’s part of the problem. If I know what was causing this, I’d try to stop it already.” I felt Steff kiss the top of my head.

“It’s alright. You’ll figure something out. And if you don’t, I’ll come up with something. We’re in this together right?” I nodded as I tightened my grip on him.

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ubernoxa · 5 years ago

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THE DARE: A Guns N’ Roses FanFic

Chapter 18: Trixy the Bitch

(Masterlist)

Taglist: @queen-crue

“Oh My God Mags it was so embarrassing,” Delilah screamed as Mags finished doing Delilah’s makeup.

“Don’t be embarrassed Delilah, Duff obviously enjoyed it,” Mags simply replied as she leaned against the wall behind her.

It had been a day and Delilah still wasn’t over what Duff did to her while she teased him on his truck. The entire time she was painting the banner that is all she could think about. She really enjoyed it, but part of her was nervous.

“What if I make a fool of myself tonight?” Delilah now whined as she sat on the toilet lid. It was the best makeshift chair they could come up with that was in good lighting.

“Don’t worry, he’ll think it’s cute,” Mags reached forward and held Delilah’s hands.

“I have no idea what I’m doing!” Mags laughed at Delilah’s explanation. Whether she was referring to life in general or relationships, it didn’t matter.

“The beauty of life is that none of us know what we’re doing. We’re just reacting to the shit that happens around us. If you’re referring to the..intimacy...part of the whole relationship, then that will come with time. Everyone has to start somewhere. Some of us start earlier than others,” Mags tone was gentle and sweet as she spoke earning a warm smile from Delilah.

“What is he expects that I started earlier?” The words were almost inaudible as they came out of Delilah’s mouth. Duff had probably had countless girlfriend before her, there was no doubt in her mind that he knew what he was doing.

“Del, I hate to be rude, but everyone kinda figures that you’re at the point where you’re just...starting...to explore this type of stuff which is COMPLETLY fine. Promise me you won’t feel pressure to do anything you aren’t comfortable with,” Delilah nodded at Mag’s words.

“Ok, now let’s get going to the show. The plan is to meet the guys at their place and travel with them that way it will be easier for us to get backstage. This is a bigger venue and they are opening for Crue which has gained a bit of press lately,” Mags added as Delilah quickly followed her.

When they got to the guys’ place it was absolute chaos. What little clothing the guys had was thrown across the apartment. Mags and Delilah had to weave around the instrument cases that were scattered by the front door. At least they tried to get somewhat organized. When she saw the backstage passes tied to the various cases, Mags knew that Steff or Trixie had been here.

“Hey Mags hows it going,” Mags was immediately greeted by a tall blonde as she walked in leaving Delilah to feel very awkward. She tried to focus her attention on the mess that now covered the apartment.

“I’m doing good Stef, this is Del,” Mags said as Delilah was immediately bought into a hug. The smell of honey filled Delilah’s senses. It was relaxing. She didn’t know why, but it calmed her.

“Nice to finally meet you!” She explained before they followed her to the less chaotic living room.

“I love the smell of your perfume, is it honey?” Delilah asked.

A smile grew on Stef as she nodded. “Yes it is. Stevie adores the scent. If you want you can totally borrow it sometime.”

Stef’s and Delilah conversation was cut short as Mags spoke. “Hey, Trixy, this is Del.”

Trixy sat on the old couch barely covered in her tight white leather dress like a queen on her throne. She was a model plucked right off the runway.

Delilah wished she was a turtle that could hide back in her shell. Every inch of Trixy intimidates her. By height of her heels, Delilah knew Trixie would tower over her.

“So this is the infamous Del,” Trixy said as Delilah sat down on a chair. He tone wasn’t sweet like Stef’s. Trixy’s voice was laced with poison. She was without a doubt a King Kobra and Delilah was a baby mouse.

“The one and only? I take it Duff had mentioned me,” Delilah smiled as she sat down in a chair. She fidgeted with the peach hem of her dress that rested on thigh.

“Well more like all of the guys. They love your cooking, and from what I’ve heard I can’t wait to try some too. The banner you and Axl worked on looks amazing as well,” Steff added attempting to lighten the mood. Steff hadn’t known Trixy long, but she knew where this was going.

To say Trixy was territorial was an understatement. There were parts of Trixy that Stef loved. For example Trixy knew how to have fun and had a great sense in fashion. She also was a good friend, when it was convenient, but at least she tried.

Delilah felt all of her nerves melt away once Steff spoke. For some reason, Delilah had felt like an outcast, but now Delilah felt a lot more comfortable. She was practically apart of the GNR family.

“I’ll probably be making some tomorrow morning. It helps me wake up in the morning,” Delilah shrugged.

“Where’d you learn to draw,” Trixie was fast catching Delilah off guard.

Stef leaned back in her chair and rolled her eyes. She hated when she was right about when Trixy was going to enter her full bitch phase. She wondered if that’s why her and Axl were so attracted to each other and dating. They’re both complete ass holes.

“It’s kinda a hidden talent. I do it when I get stressed. It helps me relax,” Delilah confessed. It wasn’t a lie, but it wasn’t the full truth either.

“Oh so that’s why you and Axl drew on his wall,” Delilah felt like she was being put on trial by Trixy.

Mags adjusted in her seat and made eye contact with Steff across the couch. Steff shook her head causing Mags to relax a little. It was their signal for ‘she’s not worth causing a fight’ or ‘no don’t beat her up. This will be over soon’.

“He was freaking out, and I didn’t want him to hurt himself,” Delilah confessed again. She felt her heart begin to slowly race. What was Trixie’s problem?

“Why do you care if he hurts himself?”

“I care because he’s in my boyfriend’s band. He also is a HUMAN BEING,” Mags was caught off guard by Delilah’s tone. She had never heard Delilah raise her voice.

“Hey Del, I think Duff needs some help,” Izzy popped his head into the room in attempt to interrupt Trixie’s interrogation. With most of Axl’s girlfriends, he hoped Trixie would be gone within the next week or two.

“Yeah of course,” Delilah smiled leaving the room without hesitation. The sooner she got out of that room, the better.

“Ignore her,” Izzy said under his breath.

“She’ll probably be gone in a week or two. Hopefully you’ll be around longer....I don’t mean that sarcastically. You’re good for Duff. Plus you make amazing breakfasts,” Izzy added before they arrived to Duff’s door.

“Del you can just walk in. Trust me Duff won’t mind,” Slash said squeezing around Delilah and Izzy, and walking into his shared room.

“Duff, your girl’s her,” Slash said motioning for Delilah to enter.

“Hey,” Duff smiled as Delilah sat next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Delilah asked pushing his hair back out of his face, so she could see his eyes. They were coated with think eyeliner as they always were when he performed.

“I’m nervous,” he quickly replied.

“Good,” Delilah coldly replied as she fixed his hair.

“Good?”

“Yeah Good!” Delilah frantically threw her hands in the air.

“It means you care. This band is important to you. If you weren’t nervous then that’s means you’re not taking the next step. It means you’re not getting big enough,” Delilah tapped Duff’s nose when she finished talking earning a small laugh.

“Yeah..,” Duff sighed.

Delilah adjusted her dress and sat on his lap, facing Duff.

“How about I make you a deal?”

“I’m all ears,” Duff smiled as he looked into Delilah’s eyes.

“I’ll be in the stage wing cheering you on the entire time. If you get nervous just look over at me and I’ll be there. How does that sound?”

“That sounds great Delly!” Duff played with a couple stands of her hair that hung freely.

“Hey Slash could you give us a couple of minutes?” Duff phrased it as a question, but Slash knew he intended it to be a Nice was to tell him to get the fuck out of the room because he wanted to fuck his girlfriend. Slash hid his laugh as he left the room. It was borderline hilarious watching Duff try to be cordial when Delilah was in the room. She had him wrapped around her little finger and didn’t even know it. He couldn’t wait until he had his own room.

“You look beautiful,” Duff said as Delilah remained sitting on his lap.

“You look good too,” Delilah could feel the nerves growing in her stomach. There was something about the way he looked at her that made her heart skip a beat.

In one swift motion Duff pulled her in and began to roughly kiss her. After a few moments, he picked Delilah up and gently placed her on his bed. She was so caught up in the kiss that she hadn’t noticed what happened. Duff climbed ontop of Delilah causing the kiss to get even rougher. Duff lost it as Delilah let a small moan escape her.

“Fuck, Delly,” Duff grunted as he continued. He stood up and lifted her dress up to see her underwear.

“Fuck,” Duff looked down at Delilah’s underwear. Duff was no stranger to a woman’s underwear, but there was something about the little bow on them.

“A little present wrapped with a bow, fuck. You’re so beautiful,” Duff returned to kissing her passionately and tapping her inner thigh. Duff smirked as he felt Delilah arc her back underneath him.

“Hey, lovebirds we gotta fucking go,” a voice from outside the door yelled.

“I’m gonna kill Izzy,” Duff grumbled as he helped Delilah off his bed.

“Wait,” Duff said as he fixed Delilah’s hair.

“Thanks,” she giggled.

“Duff we gotta fucking go! You can fuck your girlfriend later,” Delilah immediately recognized the second voice to be Axl.

Delilah was silent as Duff glared at door. He wanted to kill his band mates. He could tell that Delilah was shy and new to all of this, and his band mates announcing what he wanted to do with her with everyone wasn’t helping. Her face was brighter than a tomato.

“You okay? They’re just being dicks,” Duff reached out his hand and Delilah immediately took it.

“Does everyone have their passes?” Izzy asked holding his up. Delilah shot a confused look and he slowly walked back to his room to grab Delilah’s badge earning a Jesus Christ from Izzy. How hard was it to keep track of a pass.

“I can cram a couple of people in my truck,” Duff said as they left the apartment hopping into his truck, never letting Delilah leave his side.

“Wait here I’ll be back in a second,” Duff said before he hopped out of the truck. He walked out to someone he assumed to be the stage manager who currently directing people to unload what he assumed to be Motley Crue’s stuff.

“You Izzy?” The stage manager asked as Duff and Izzy stood before him.

“Yeah,”

“Stage crew can move your drum kit, but all other instruments you gotta carry in yourselves. Crue came late, so you get the short straw,” Duff and Izzy at the man’s words.

“Drum kit is in the red truck,” Izzy motioned towards Duff’s truck.

“Should we go help?”

“No, the stage crew roadies got it,” Stef plainly answered. She was tired of sitting in the hot truck that had limited A/C.

“Thank god because I don’t think I’d be able to move Duff’s Bass amp,” Delilah replied earning a laugh from Stef.

“Do you like him?” Delilah was caught off guard by the odd question.

“Yeah, yeah I think I do,” Delilah smiled as she watched Duff through the side mirror. Him and Axl were talking to someone while motioning towards their equipment. Part of her wondered where Izzy had gone.

“You girls ready?” Delilah nodded and hopped out of the door Diff held open for her.

Duff took his sunglasses and handed them to Delilah who returned a confused expression. Why?

“We’re opening for Motley Crue. They recently announced a tour, so the press are all over this performance,” Delilah smiled at his offer. The last thing she wanted was to end up in the tabloids or in some stupid magazine. If she did, it would look like she left for him.

She put them on and immediately stuck her tongue out at him. That when she heard the click of a camera. She turned to see a photographer with his camera pointed at the two of them.

“Come on let’s go inside,” he whispered in her ear as she followed them inside.

#guns and roses #duff mckagan #gunsandroses #axl rose #gnr #axl #guns n roses #slash #steven adler #duff mckagan / oc #the dare fanfic #the dare

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maluminspace · 5 years ago

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3k followers is a huge deal to me and if like to thank each and every single one of you for putting up with me! You all make me smile on a daily basis with your messages/asks and tags. I swear that I’ve met some of the most amazing people on this site and I love you all more than I can say 💖

Seeing as I have a lot of requests still to fill and Michael month just around the corner, I figured It’d bee too much for me to offer to do blurbs and mood boards etc. Instead, I’m posting this huge list of all the people that make my tumblr experience happy and fun every day 🥰

My asks are always open if any of you want to chat and I’m too excited to create more content for you all soon 💗

Also, this is gonna be so long so I’ve put it all under a cut. If I have forgotten you, I’, so so so sorry, my old lady brain is failing me today.

I apologise for all the typos in advance!

@mermaidcashton - Claire is my wife and my soulmate ❤️ she’s bad at replying to messages on tumblr but she’s perfect in every other way. She’s funny, caring, sweet and kind amongst many other things 💗 I wouldn’t be the person I was today without her! It’d mean a lot to me if you’d all give her a follow and make her feel a bit more loved on here like she deserves 🥰 Claire is just honestly wonderful and I want as many of you as possible to see that 💖

My Malum Hoes

@myfalsedevotion - Vicky is honestly one of those people who make you feel at ease the second you start chatting! She’s so bright and sweet, I want to hug her so much! I love that she’s as much of a hoe for malum as me and her fics are incredible. If you love malum and/or Cashton, I cannot stress enough how much you need to read her fics. You also need to befriend her immediately, you won’t regret it! Just please don’t hog her too much because I’d miss her!

@honeyedlashton - Katie is one of my all time fav gay!sos writers. Her malum and Lashton fics kill me every time and I can’t recommend her work enough! She’s also a really lovely friend and I enjoy screaming with her on a regular basis.

My other malum favs: @malumamongmen @malumslyrics @iknowmalumplaces @cheesestickmalum @makebelievemalum

The Michael Hype Squad

@5sosnsfw - Jex is honestly a complete angel. The love, support and impartial advice she’s offered to me in the past few weeks has been so important and I can never thank her enough! On top of all that she’s an incredible writer and another person I love to scream with about sos a lot! I love her endlessly and I’m proud to call her a friend.

@h0tsos - what can I say about Steff? She’s an incredible writer and she’s too talented at mood boards already! She’s a huge Michael hoe and I’ve had some of the best screaming sessions with over various events/pictures/videos etc. More importantly than any of that, she’s an incredible friend who will always listening without judgement and offer honest advice. I could honestly go on forever but basically she’s talented and amazing and I love her.

@clffrd - Effy is a shining angel that deserves all the love honestly. We haven’t been talking for too long yet, but I already know she’ll be a friend for life and I’m incredibly happy and proud about that. I love screaming at/with her about her cute doggos, Michael and malum - she’s a ray of sunshine and I love her!

@ghost0fy0u - Anna is fast becoming one of my very favourite people! She’s kind and sweet and her blog is like 11/10. She’s also tried to end me on multiple occasions in the group chat already! I’m too excited to do #mikemonth with her, it’s going to be so much fun!

@fullmoonclifford - I love KJ a lot. Her blog is incredible and I am super excited to get to know her more.

@valentinelrh - Ugh, I honestly don’t know where to start with Lauren. I just love her a lot! She’s super kind and sweet and I love her writing too much. she’s also super smart and I can’t wait to chat more with her!

@opheliaaurora23 - We’ve already bonded over various British things in this gc and I am delighted by it! I love Danielle a lot already, basically!

@lukeshemmings - I love my fellow 5sos wife so much! It’s great to know that Claire and I are not alone in juggling being 5sos hoes with married life! I’m too excited to get to know her more I think she’s a very lovely person!

@pxrxmoore - Beth is already one of my favs, her blog is incredible and she’s a lovely person too! I can’t stress how much you need to follow her if you don’t already.

The rest of you amazing Michael hoes, I haven’t had the pleasure of getting to know you very well yet but I’m really looking forward to when we chat more!

@latenightdevils @goblinmichael @calumsmermaid @spookymashton @ughsoharry @autumnalclifford @prettybabycal @5-secondsofcolor @easiersav @michaelcllifford @cashtonasfuck

Laura Squad

@calumsdemons - This beautiful Laura was one of the first people I ever requested a mood board from. I loved her blog from the moment I laid eyes on it and I’m still every bit as in love with it now. She’s super talented at making mood boards and they’re just instantly recognisable to me as her work when I see them on my dash which is a talent in itself I think! She’s also a very sweet person and I love her a lot.

@irwinkitten - I love this hoe, what can I say? I love thirsting with her and screaming over mashton with her. She’s also a super talented writer and her blog is one of my absolute favs! Laura has also been an amazing friend to me recently and I look forward to getting to know her even better in the near future!

@sexgodashton - Honestly one of my very top recs if you love reading fic. Laura’s poly fics (and everything else she writes tbh) kill me on a regular basis. She’s one of the loveliest people with the biggest heart and I’m too excited to fangirl over the rest of her work.

All Other Favs

@marriedmalum @sharkbean @ashtonsgotteeth @trick-r-teeth @fairyintheglass @painkillerash @tea4sykes @afuckingunicornn @myloverboyash @bitterbethany @beckygs @wearehidingoutinadream @babyoria @sweetcherrymike @maaaiiittteee @frickyouralmonds @hemmoangel @hoodinary @aulxna @damselindistressanu @youngblood199456 @cals-eyebrows @alternate-sadness @aestheticsarereal @afideathofme @bitterendx @cakesunflower @sublimehood @worshipkink @cashtontrash @fairytalesandscience @megz1985 @cliffordchick @irwiniee @burncrashbromance @haroldless @clffordkitten @ashtonsunshine @ashtonsgotteeth @wasted-night-cth

I know I have so many other favs but my tiny brain can’t hold every awesome blog’s name unfortunately. SO basically; if you follow me, Thank you! I love you <3

#my heart is so full #thank you all for following me and putting up with me #3k follow forever #she speaks #michael hype gang #laura squad

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beeexx · 5 years ago

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Set after 2x6, Alex and Kyle talk about things.

You can read it here on my ao3 too. Just a little snippet I wrote after everything so to say.

“I need a friend.” That’s the words Alex wakes up to when he finally crawls out of his bedroom to open the door to Kyle’s persistent ringing. His cheek has a crease from sleeping in a weird position on his pillow and his hair is sleep tousled.

At the sight of Alex Kyle’s eyebrow shoots upwards and his mouth open.

“Wait, were you sleeping?” Alex is too tired to feel bothered by the fact that he is indeed only wearing sweatpants and a blanket wrapped around himself.

“Maybe.” He mutters

“Dude, it’s like 1pm.”

“Yeah well…”

“Okay, maybe you need a friend too, can I come in?” Alex bites back the reply of we’re not friends which threatens to escape. Also, the fact that he steps aside to let Kyle in probably means they are. From behind him Kyle picks up two plastic bags and sidesteps Alex to get inside.

“Just make yourself comfortable.” He mutters to the empty space and closes it slowly. His brain really hasn’t woken up enough for this. He walks into his bedroom and puts on a t-shirt and an old ratty jumper lying at the back of his closet. When he finally makes it to the kitchen where Kyle is he decides that Kyle and him are definitely friends because a cup of hot steaming coffee is pushed into his hands. He can’t help the moan he lets out at the sip he takes. Kyle just chuckles and leans back against the counter, looking happy.

“So, what’s up?”

“Ugh, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Okay, if you’re not here to talk about it then why are you here?”

“Well it was this, the gym or gettin drunk, and before you ask, yes I already tried the gym. It didn’t do the trick. And the second option being alcohol, it is 1pm and I am not in the habit of getting drunk at that time, and I also have a job to go to tomorrow and I didn’t think you would appreciate getting drunk with me. Because, well because you have a job to go to as well. So I had to get creative and hanging out honestly seemed like the best option I had.”

Alex takes another sip.

“Should I feel offended by the fact that I rank the lowest on that list?”

“I thought you might say that so I bought bribing material.” He looks through one of the plastic bags and holds up a couple of Airheads and a packet of flaming hot Cheetos. Kyle wiggle his eyebrows.

“Yeah that is definitely not bad bragging material.” Alex puts the coffee down and takes the snacks off Kyle.

“I haven’t had Airheads in so long.”

“They used to be your favourite when we grew up.”

“You remember?” Alex is actually surprised to hear that.

“Of course I remember. I don’t even know why you like them so much but today I am definitely not judging because on the way here I stopped and probably bought mine and your weights combined in snacks.”

“You really must be having a bad day.” Alex laughs.

“I drove all the way here and brought enough snacks to give me diabetes in 20 years time, so yes I definitely am.” Kyle says and picks out a bag of Moams from the bags. Alex peeks over his shoulder to see that Kyle definitely wasn’t lying. The bags or filled up with different kinds of snacks to honestly last Alex 6 months.

“Did you at least bring anything to drink with all of this?”

Kyle replies by taking out a six packs of Mountain Dew and Coke and Alex shakes his head but goes for the Mountain Dew.

“I haven’t had this shit since I was a kid, that’s for sure.” He takes out a glass and hands one to Kyle before he fills his glass up with the soda. He takes a sip and it tastes just like he remembers, sickly sweet. He takes an even bigger sip.

“So, what’s next then?”

“I have thought of that too my friend.” Kyle says and apparently he has because what he does next is that he he puts a stack of DVDs in front of Alex and steps back.

“Wow, you really have.” Alex leans over and looks at the selection. He spots Back to the Future at the top.

“I have.”

“Star Wars? Really?” Alex holds the DVD up.

“Oh yes, I am desperate enough to watch Star Wars, that should tell you something.”

“Yeah, but Star Wars, that’s a new level even for you.”

Kyle snorts and pops some popcorn into his mouth.

“I didn’t know you even owned this.” Kyle shrugs.

“I bought them a while back but I’ve not really had the time to watch them.”

“I see… well you know what sure. Let’s watch Star Wars.” Alex picks up one of the bags along with his snacks and walks into the living room, Kyle in tow.

“This is a nice place.” Kyle notes as he lays himself down onto the couch like he owns the place. Alex lets him, just because he’s having a day. He sits down on the other end and opens up the Cheetos.

“Thanks.”

“The military pay for this?”

“Yeah.”

“Hm, not bad.”

Alex picks up the DVD.

“Are you sure you want to watch this?”

“I’m probably the only 28 year old who hasn’t seen Star Wars, I feel like I’m missing out on part of my culture.”

“I mean yeah you probably are the only person our age who hasn’t seen this. You know you’re supposed to start with episode IV right?”

“What? How does that make any sense. Why?”

Alex laughs at the obvious confusion Kyle seems to feel over this.

“George Lucas had the idea for Star Wars for a long time and while he was making the first film he had already figured out a lot of the backstory and what happened before it. But because he wasn’t sure it wouldn’t completely flop he waited to make the others after the success was already certain of the three first films.”

The room’s silent and Kyle’s looking at him like he’s slightly insane.

“Okay, you asked.” Alex says, his cheeks only heating a little.

“Yeah, no, okay that was totally on me. I did ask.”

Alex replies by chucking a Cheetos at his face and Kyle’s reflexes kick in and he catches it mid air. He looks proud and Alex just rolls his eyes.

“Okay, are you sure you want to spend the afternoon watching Star Wars of all things? I’m sure I can find something that you’d actually enjoy.”

“Nope, I’m certain.” Alex relents and puts on episode IV. He’s having a little bit of a hard time believing this whole to be fair but whatever if Kyle doesn’t want to talk about it then he’s not going to push him.

Alex lasts about 40 minutes of munching snacks and drinking Coke like he’s 15 again, and a part of him enjoys it because he doesn’t have to think about…...things……. but he’s been living by his own motto when it comes to everyone which is that he left bullshit in Iraq. He sighs and presses pause.

“Hey, that Luke person was just about to do some training with the erm stick….oooo lightsaber, why did you turn it off?”

Alex is surprised Kyle actually seems to have grasped what is going on.

“The fact that you’re keeping up tells me this is serious enough that we need to have a conversation.”

Kyle’s eyes widens and he slumps down in his seat and crosses his arms.

“Are you pouting like a child??”

“No.” The tone is so petulant Alex laughs.

“Come on, what’s going on? I’m trying to be a friend now. For real totally trying.” Kyle grimaces

“I’d rather watch Luke Skytalker.”

“Walker.”

“Yeah, whatever, I’d rather watch him and Han Solo save Carrie Fisher.”

“Princess Leia, also you know who Carrie Fisher is?”

“Of course I know who she is, I was a jock but I wasn’t blind.”

Alex can buy that.

“Nope, we’re still talking.”

Kyle sighs and lies down completely on the couch.

“Okay, well the other day was definitely weird. I’ve been avoiding Liz because, well I am struggling a little bit with having to deal with her choosing Max and me doing her every bidding which is clearly not healthy so I went to this gay bar just to get away a little from everything and I ran into Isobel. Now I like Isobel, and we danced and had a good time and then we were totally gonna sleep with each other but I chickened out because I kind of like this other girl so I went back to the hospital to see if she was still around only to find out that she was in surgery, all alone without telling me anything…. and I’ve been feeling kind of off since.” He rambles on.

“Wait, did you just tell me you went to a gay bar?” Alex cannot believe this. Kyle groans and hides his face.

“My hopes were that you would hyper focus on me and Isobel almost sleeping together rather than the gay bar part.”

“Oh you and Isobel almost sleeping together that doesn’t surprise me one bit to be honest. I thought it would happen sooner than this.”

“....what?” Kyle shouts.

“But you, Kyle ‘Hyper Masculine’ Valenti went to a gay bar?”

“Can we focus on the other parts of the story?”

“No, definitely not.”

“Ugh, well I’m very comfortable in myself and my sexuality thank you very much but even us straight guys enjoy putting glitter on our faces from time to time.”

“Oh my god.” Alex laughs, loving this. “You had glitter on your face?”

“Totally.”

“Please tell me you have pictures.”

“Sorry.”

“Well that’s just a crime, you went to a gay bar with glitter on your face and didn’t take any photos?”

“You can just come with me next time and see.”

“Honestly I might, it sounds very tempting.” Alex jokes and Kyle smiles.

“Back to the issue please.”

“What is the issue exactly?”

“I don’t even know, I like Steff and I thought we had something going on. But now I’m worried about her too, and then the whole Isobel thing and it’s all just messed with my head.”

“I don’t mean to make it into a competition over who’s had a worse day out of the two of us, but I honestly think I win.” Alex says without thinking. His eyes widen and he shakes his head.

“No I mean nothing by that.”

“Pfft, you left bullshit in Iraq, well I left bullshit in high school, so what’s going on? I’m only going to assume it has something to do with you staying in bed like a teenager to 1pm.”

“I can’t believe I’m about to tell you this... Well I went with Maria to find out more information about her mom’s disappearance and we ended up in the middle of nowhere with this crazy guy who stabbed me in the chest and chased Maria through a cornfield. Michael came later too, but Maria had already disabled the guy by then and I was mostly fine. Then we find out the crazy guy has a twin who is well, not crazy and shoots his brother in front of us and tells us to call an ambulance and then get the hell out of there. Which we do and then after coming down from the adrenaline of almost dying well, I have a threesome with Maria and Michael….”

Kyle spits the soda out.

“What the fuck?!”

“So I win then?”

“Oh totally, but also what the fuck? You had what now? A threesome?”

“Yeah.” Alex runs a hand through his hair and avoids looking at Kyle.

“But you’re gay.”

“Yeah definitely.”

“Erm so why? I mean not that I’m against threesomes, you do you if you know what I mean. I am however having a little bit of trouble understanding why you slept with the love of your life and your best friend in this world?”

Alex tries not to flinch at the words because he’s kind of tried to stay in denial about the whole goddamn thing and when it’s put in the terms of love of your life and best friend in the whole world it sound really stupid.

He shrugs.

“I just… I just… I don’t know I didn’t want to be alone after everything that had just happened. I mean getting stabbed is not something that’s ever happened to me. It wasn’t exactly common when I was deployed so getting sneaked up on and then assaulted wasn’t something I wanted to go home to an empty house with. I have enough PTSD already and that was just doomed to set of insomnia for a while. So staying was better than leaving and then one thing led to another.”

“Wow man...that’s tough. How are you feeling?”

“How often do you think I end up sleeping to 1pm?”

“So, is this one of those instances where I have to go beat Michael up?”

Despite all it makes Alex smile. He feels grateful for Kyle.

“No it wasn’t his fault. And also we’re not in high school anymore, I could totally take the both of you on even with just one leg.”

“Yeah that’s definitely true. Well you say the word and I will drive over and drag him out the junkyard myself.”

Alex smiles again.

“Thanks, but no need.”

“So you’re not angry?”

“No no, not angry, I just…”

“He chose Maria again?”

Alex wonders if it’s all written on his face and that’s why Kyle seems to be able to read it all.

“No it’s not really that. I just. I feel anger towards my dad sometimes. Because he fucked me up so badly when I was young.”

“Hey hey, there’s nothing wrong with you.”

Kyle puts his hand down between them on the sofa, leaving it there for Alex to take if he wants to. He exhales.

“I went to therapy after I lost my leg. It’s the first time I went. I should have gone way earlier because my pile of issues were huge even before I lost it. I was forced to go when I lost my leg, because even then I was convinced I didn’t need help. Because going to therapy is the weakest thing a man can do. That’s what I heard on repeat in my head when I was being wheeled into her office a month after the truck had exploded with me in it. It was his voice saying, “You’re weak Alex, you’re weak” over and over again…”

Kyle doesn’t say anything, Alex has turned his head away, staring in the opposite wall so he doesn’t have to look at Kyle’s face.

But��

He does take Kyle’s offer up on support and grabs his hand on the couch in reassurance. Kyle grips it tightly and Alex continues.

“We didn’t really talk too much about my life before the Air Force. She was a good therapist, she really was but I wasn’t really there to unpack the trauma of having all my self worth being beaten out of me by my father, so we didn’t. Which is why, now that I’m back here that the things that happened before I enlisted have just been pushed away and undealt with for years. Which is not the ideal way of dealing with issues. They are all just being dragged back up again and I keep going in circles around it. So sleeping with Maria and Michael really wasn’t the solution to anything, but I’m not sure it made anything worse either.”

Kyle grasps his hand again encouraging him to go on.

“Michael’s the only person I’ve ever had any sort of relationship with, the only person I’ve ever really wanted to be with too but when we met I was young and the issues had only just begun. Michael had his own set of problems too and while I am definitely guilty in how things went down between us then and now I still even now, I just…”

He starts scratching at a loose thread on the sofa, just to have something to do.

“Love always comes with some sort of conditions. That’s all thanks to my dad… I can’t escape the feeling of every time I let myself be vulnerable something is going to happen that ruins it. That I’m not good enough or that I’m not loveable because I am who I am… I don’t like myself at times because my dad drilled that into me, that I am unlovable, and if I don’t love myself how is anyone else supposed to? I never feel secure either, in myself or any partner. It’s just a big mess tangled together.”

Alex takes breath and bites down the tears. Even talking about it is really hard for him.

“I love Maria as a friend, but I guess she’s just had this ability to make me feel safe where no one else has, not even Michael. And it isn’t Michael’s fault really, because he didn’t know what I needed, how could he? I didn’t even know at the time… I just know that after what happened between us that it’s time to move on, move forward and demand better for myself. I just want more than what I’ve been given before…”

“Wow, I really should have brought alcohol shouldn’t I?”

Alex chuckles watery and looks over at Kyle who looks like he’s been hiding his own tears.

Ugh, not really how he planned for this day to go.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to put all that on you.” He clears his throat in embarrassment.

Kyle looks annoyed and pulls on Alex’s arm. He doesn’t understand but moves closer to Kyle. When he’s close enough Kyle wraps his arms around him and Alex is stunned into silence.

“Don’t ever apologize to me Alex. Especially not for something like this, okay?”

Alex nods silently and for a moment allows himself be held. After a while he distangles himself and moves away. Kyle lets him.

“So, are you and Michael over then, for good?”

Alex takes a long moment before he replies.

“I always had this idea that we would end up together, but after everything I honestly don’t know any more. If I live long enough then maybe yeah in the future. But not for a while. I need some time to figure out who I am.”

“Okay, well even so, even after what you and Michael have been through, however bad it was at times it would make some sense too if you wanted to give yourself some time to mourn him and whatever you had together. If you don’t then that hole in your chest might just expand forever.” He says softly. Alex gulps and sighs, refusing to cry again.

“Y-yeah.”

They’re both quiet for a while, Alex just sitting with what he’s come to terms with.

“So, more Star Wars?” Alex nods and jumps on the distraction Kyle offers. He opens up a package of Maryland cookies and munches them down.

All this food is looking more and more like comfort food to him.

…….

Two films later Kyle is laying on the floor, crumbs on his chest and his head in his phone trying to figure out tiktok dances. Alex has taken up the whole couch and he feels drunk. He probably is going through a sugar high because his whole body is buzzing with energy.

“I can’t remember the last time I had this much sugar.” He groans and eats an M&M.

“Me neither.” Kyle is definitely looking way to concentrated on that tiktok thing.

“Kyle you’re almost thirty, are you sure there isn’t an age limit on the app?”

“Shut up.” Kyle mutters but puts the phone down. Alex snort and throws some popcorn at him.

“Do you have any food around?”

Alex shrugs, he has no clue. Kyle groans but gets up and walks into the kitchen. He’s wearing a pair of Alex’s sweatpants that are way too small for him, but the day spent eating just junk food, the jeans he arrived in had long gone been discarded of. Kyle bangs about in the kitchen for a while and Alex doesn’t move because he’s kind of comfortable where he is.

“You have pizza, that will do.” Kyle declares and comes back out with the stack of DVDs that had been left in there earlier.

“So you pick something. I need something other than the force, lightsabers and aliens. I feel like we should both be done with aliens for the night.”

“Then why did you bring Infinity War?”

“What? I like that film.”

“God who are you?”

“What? It’s really good, also Captain America is inspiring.”

“Patriotism and steroids your thing Valenti?”

“Funny, no, well you know what he’s actually pretty hot and he’s workout routine is impressive as hell.”

“Honestly, I’m more into Robert Downey JR. and that man is over 50.” Alex quips back. Kyle looks thoughtful.

“Nah, still digging Chris Evans more.”

“I mean blondes were never my type.”

“Yeah that much is clear.” Kyle snorts. Alex throws some more popcorn at him and Kyle whacks him with a pillow.

They end up watching Legally Blonde instead and this is definitely one of the strangest days Alex’s ever had. But it’s also kind of the best ones he’s ever had too, not that he’s letting Kyle know that of course.

It gets late, way after 2am and Alex is not cruel enough that he is going to let Kyle drive home at that time.

“Okay, I’ll stay but I am taking the couch.” Kyle says. Alex scoffs.

“Don’t be ridiculous, this couch is really uncomfortable, it will mess up your posture for sure.” Kyle eyes it suspiciously.

“My bed is big enough for two.”

“Are you sure?” Kyle looks uncertain.

“I’m sure.” Alex says reassuringly.

So, they end up sharing a bed just like they used to do when they were kids and things were good and normal between them. Also Alex’s bed is definitely big enough for the two of them. He invested in this bed when he decided to stay here long term. He’s spent too many years of his life sleeping in uncomfortable beds that he’s done with that forever. So he had splashed out on this because he deserved it. And he was nearing 30, his back definitely deserved it.

“This reminds me of us as kids.” Kyle says later when they are comfortable. Ales chuckles.

“Yeah same, I hope you’re not still a snorer.”

“I haven’t snored a day in my life.”

“That’s definitely a lie and you know it.”

Kyle laughs and fake snores. Alex snorts at the ridiculousness of it all.

He falls asleep feeling a little better though.

……..

At 4:30 am they are abruptly woken up by someone knocking on his door.

“What the fuck?!” Kyle groans. Alex doesn’t even turn over, instead he starts poking Kyle’s arm. He refuses to get up. Kyle groans some more but after a while he gives in and leaves.

Alex is so tired he doesn’t even listen for who it is. That’s a mistake.

The person who has decided to come disturb him at this god forsaken hour appears to be Isobel, and her voice is loud.

“Oh my god Kyle, you left the bar a changed man I see. I can’t believe you slept with Alex.”

Alex sits up immediately, as quick as he can with just his one leg and pulls the duvet up to cover himself. Her eyes trail over him and Alex brains clicks into action because that’s definitely what this looks like to an outsider. Kyle comes running in, his hair a mess, shirtless and still looking half asleep.

“That’s definitely not what happened.” He says, Isobel narrows her eyes.

“Well it’s not really any of my business. I hope you used protection.” She sits down on the bed and Alex doesn’t understand what is happening because Isobel and him are definitely not close, and for her to sit down on the bed like she knows him is strange as hell.

“What are you doing here Isobel?” He asks.

“Oh, well we’ve been trying to get in contact with both of you for hours, but none of you have been replying. You usually answer when Michael or Maria calls but you dodged those too, which is strange but whatever.”

Alex honestly doesn’t even know where his phone is, he hadn’t looked at it all day yesterday, so he definitely has no clue what has been going on in the life of people outside this house.

“But after everything that happened I felt like being nice and charitable and drive all the way over here. I also thought you’d be up by now Captain, doesn’t your day start at 5 normally?”

Normally yeah, he might be up by this time, but not when he’s consumed his own weight in sugar and gone to bed late while dealing with things, then he doesn’t.

“So I’m charity now?” He says instead.

“Something like that, come on let’s get going. Chop Chop.”

“What happened?” Kyle asks.

“Max remembers something, from a dream maybe. Alarming things, so come one. I’ll buy you two coffee on the way there.”

She blows a kiss at Kyle and leaves the room. Kyle gives him a look at Alex sighs.

Yep, no rest in Roswell, that’s for sure.

#roswell new mexico #alex x michael #malex #kyle valenti #fan fiction #rnm 2x06 #alex manes #kylex

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ahotpeaceofshit · 6 years ago

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DARK THINGS (Chapter 1 Draft 1)

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“Awwwww!!! Fucking shit, did we actually have to do that??” I fell back on my chair and let out a hasty sigh. “For real?”

“Yeah…. It's called homework.” Peter frowned before a smile crossed his face. “Well on the bright side, you'd make a decent stripper.”

“He doesn't really have the body for it though.” Steff eyed me from the other side of the desk sceptically. “Not enough ass.”

“Nah.. he hath not the skill to be a stripper, nor the charm.” Ellie, the girl who sat next to Steff, pondered for a moment. “A prostitute perhaps?”

“He's not pretty enough for that either.” My friend flicked their long hair back only to lean over the table and ruffled mine up with the sweetest smile. “But if we sell his organs on the black market, we're sure to make a fortune!”

“HEY!!! Fuck all of you!” I pulled away, playing a grumpy face while fixing up my now messy hair. “For the record, why do you always mess up my hair? It takes Peter forever to get it look this damn good.”

“That's very true, it takes a lot of effort to make Noel look presentable to society.” My friends snickered at Peter's words. “A shit load of effort.”

“AND, as I was saying,” I gave my best-friend a playful push for his word. “I would make an amazing stripper, sex worker or organ donor on the black market but that's not the point here!”

“Huh, sex worker?” Ellie mumbled under her breath. “More new words to learn.. great!”

She rolled her eyes and yawned as gray light broke through the window, softly landing on all of us. The classroom was illuminated with only the silver glow as the day slowly began, classmates stumbling in, the rings under their eyes darker then the world around them.

“So can I copy your homework, my dear mooooooooonlight?” I bated my eyes at him. “Pretty please…?”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. how about, no! You need to learn your lesson.” He laughingly barked. “Come do it yourself, it's not that hard.”

“As if?” I groaned, tossing myself on the table like an angry toddler. “Why have you betrayed me like this?? I thought you loved me!!”

“You can copy mine.” Ellie said, her odd accent spilling all over her words as she pulled out her math supplies, her blond hair seemed to glow in the absence of light. “I'm not positive it is correct though..”

“Don't encourage him!” Peter exclaimed. “This way he'll never pass the class.”

“I was only fishing for Peter's sympathy but I guess my powers are too strong!!” I carefully took her notebook. “I could become the best super villain the world has ever seen!! Nahahaha!!!”

“No, it really isn't.” She shook her head at me kindly. “But dream big, kiddo.”

“Ellie, you sparkle fucking joy and I would willingly carry your children!” I gave her a big smile and began copying. Normally being called kiddo from a girl I had a slight crush on would have been frustrating but this early in the morning I didn't really mind.

“Noel...” Peter spoke my name with such care, I had to look at him. “You're a full blown idiot and you are aware that is anatomically incorrect right?”

“Who are you to control his body?!” Steff laughed while they pulled out their math notebook and slammed it on the desk next to mine. “Make space Noel, I don't have the homework either!”

Ellie gave them a gentle smile before pulling out her Nokia phone, a device that looked older then I was. She poked around on it while Peter arranged his books to look perfectly synchronized and they and I scribbled away. A tired humming began to fill the room as more classmates came in.

“By the way, where is your sister? Or Bryan for that matter?” I asked, barely glancing up from my work.

“You know Maria, she will stay in bed until the last moment even if God himself tried to wake her up.” Peter let out a small laugh. “And Bryan.. who knows?”

“He's probably dressed too masculine again.” Steff snickered. “His mom is probably making him change right at we speak so that she can impress Mr. You-were-born-a-girl-so-why don't-you-dress-like-one.”

“Speaking of Mr. Hofmann, why the fuck do neither of you two ever do your math homework?” My best friend looked over at us writing away. “Seriously, he's like the only teacher who always checks if we did it or not.”

I looked up into his deep brown eyes. They were the same as that of his twin sister and of his mother but I liked his the most. A soft brown that matched with his dark hair and skin… and his beautiful kissable lips. Not in a “I'm secretly in love with my best friend” kinda way, more in a “I would make out with my best friend at any given moment, in a platonic way of course.” There is a difference trust me, a huge one!

“Because Mr. Hofmann.” Steff groaned. “I live to spite him. My hate for him gets me out my goblin hole every morning.”

“True words that inspired people across the nation.” I nodded before turning my attention back to Peter, as if it ever truly left his gorgeous face. “Hey do you have number 5? 'Cause our dear Ellie just put a bunch of question marks there.”

“The spoken and written word has changed too much since my birth, keeping up bringeth with it many hardships.” She didn't even look up from her device. “And such calculations were seen as witchcraft, as they should.”

“Yeah…. So Ellie is being cryptic again.” I leaned my head on his shoulder and snuggled closer. “Please moonlight, do us this favor..”

“FINE!!” He sighed, passing me his notebook. “Why do I always give in so easily to you?”

“Because you love me!” I gave him a smooch on his cheek before focusing my concentration on the math problem. “I love you too...”

“Where would you get the idea that I… wait, did I just hear that correctly?” His tanned cheeks gave off a slight reddish tone, making it clear that he was blushing. “You like..love me?”

“Yeah.” I threw him a slight smile. “As a friend.”

“OOOOOOOh friendzoned!” Steff looked up from their writing to laugh. “But like seriously Noel, don't even try and deny you're totally in love with Peter.”

“I'm straight, so unless Peter is actually a trans girl,” I continued copying out the calculations. “We're just friends.”

“Can you just admit your bisexuality before before wrinkles cover your fleshy skin and the long fingers of death cuts the thread of your mortality?” Steff groaned. “Please!”

“Aye.” Ellie agreed, still not looking up from her phone. “We're begging ya.”

“Oh man… look I know you guys are the ultimate shitlords and our future rulers and all that but for fucks sake, can you talk like modern humans?” I scribbled in panic, jumping over stupid calculations to get the homework finished before the bell rang. “Now if you don't mind, I would like to finish this.”

“Finish what?” A voice stated as footsteps wandered through the door, Maria's soft giggle by his side.

“Awww Bryan, you sweet pumpkin!” I looked up from my writing for just a second to face my friend. “Get your ass over here and your notebooks out, we've got math homework to do!”

“oooh.. uhm you see..” Bryan stalled as he pulled up a chair towards where we sat. “well I.. uhm.. I.”

“We just did the stupid homework.” Maria plopped herself down on Ellie's lap and gave both her and Steff a kiss on the cheek. Ellie simply shifted her phone and let her girlfriend sit down comfortably. “Plus Bryan managed to get me out of bed so we're here a bit early.”

“BRYAN, You Motherfucker!! What happened to us dying together?” I frowned. “You truly disappoint me!”

“Yo dude!” Peter leaned over to the wide eyed teen. “How did you get Maria up? What kind of magic do you possess? Can you teach me??”

“She wrote me yesterday that she wanted to copy the homework so I did it quickly and..” He nervously looked back at Peter. “an..and so I came by this morning to pick her up. And she was already awake..”

“Stop using your fear to hid thy wizardry! Damn Skippy, I see through you.” Ellie ruffled up his hair without her blue eyes leaving the device she held in her hand. “Thy anxiety is so tough that I could spear it down with my bow and skin it to make a lovely rabbit soup.”

“What?” We all stared at her.

“She means you're so super nervous, like a rabbit.” Maria pipped up. “And that you shouldn't be scared, we're not gonna hurt you.”

“I WILL BE SCARED AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME… not scared? Stop being scared? If anything you're making me more scared!” Bryan pounded his fist on the table before his words drowned into a whisper. “And I have anxiety so yes, I will be terrified. Thank you very much.”

“I said no such thing.” Ellie looked up with a concern and yet gleeful look on her face. “You should be very terrified, thou areth friends with us. Ey!”

“I just shit myself, great!” He smiled and turned to Steff and I. “So what's taking you too so long?”

“What do you mean?” We both asked, looking up from our writing before I continued. “We're dumb, ok? It takes us a little longer do things.”

“Oh, we know that.” Peter laughed.

“Speak for yourself.” Steff punched my arm.

“No but why are you doing the whole page?” Bryan asked. “We only had to do five and six.”

“What??!” I glared at Peter while Steff glared at their girlfriend. “Then why are we doing all of these?”

“Who truly knows?” Ellie shrugged. “You should be asking yourselves that question. Thou has been jacked! Get reketh”

“Yeah, you guys just blindly copied out our homework, with no thought of what we actually had as homework.” Peter stated, his arms crossed. “It your damn own fault.”

The bell rang behind us, a soft ding dong but I didn't notice much. Instead, I was too busy imagining how I was gonna strangle Peter. Kinky, I know but I was thinking about doing it in a nonsexual way. More of a pure rage way.

“Fuck you!” I mumbled angrily. Ok, maybe I was thinking about choking him in a slightly sexual way but not in a gay way. Because I am heterosexual who is only into females! Super straight in every way, I thought as I watched his lips move as he countered my words and imagined kissing them.

“Fuck me yourself, coward.” He joked, pulling his notebook away from me.

“Gladly… wait no!” I whispered without thinking before shouting. “That's not what I meant.. I meant that you wish I would fuck you! Because.. I'm cute and you're cute and we'd be super cute together and.. no wait, what am I even saying?”

“Is he still pretending that he's straight?” Maria rolled her eyes when Steff nodded. “Noel, we all know you're in love with Peter.”

“Not even your mama loves Peter and she fucked him!” I shouted. “And you two are twins!!”

“Dude, that's.. that was uncalled for.” Bryan whimpered, in his hand a cubic cub that he turn endlessly without trying to solve the colorful square. “You can't accuse someone of incest, even as a defense.”

“I'm not accusing him of anything.” I spoke quietly before a smile danced across my face. “I'm just saying he's a motherfucker.”

Our group went silence as I glowed with pride at my, may I say, amazing delivery. The rest of them seemed to have a different opinion to mine, with Steff covering their face with their hands and Maria just giving me the death stare. Only Bryan, kinda muffled a slight smile. At least one of these savages understood my genius!

“Hey babe.” Peter placed his hand on my thigh. “I know you're in denial about our love so I would murder you where you sit.”

“NO!” My voice cracked as he stared at me with his deep brown eyes. “I'm fucking not! Cause.. uhm. Fuck you. Maria, make your brother bother stop bullying me!”

“Peter stop hurting the poor bean.” She smirked, her hand running through her hair. “Don't you see he's suffering enough from his undying love towards you, why would you inflict even more pain on him??”

“I hate all of you.” I shook my head at Bryan and he let out a sigh of relief. “But especially you Peter. You're stupid.”

“HEY!” Peter unleashed the full force of his math book against my head. “And I helped you after you totally forgot to your homework”

“I choose not to do it.” I said proudly. “Albert Einstein failed school and look what he did.”

“That's actually a total myth you know.” Ellie added. “He got really good grades but only Germany with our 1-6 notes so when he moved to another country with 6-1 notes they thought he had failed the grade.”

“Thanks for destroying all my hopes and dreams.”

Ellie blushed and began stuttering. “Oh no... I didn't mean it.. I'm so sorry.”

“Ellie, my precious bean, that was once again sarcasm.” Steff whispered to her and then turned on me. “And how could you not know that? Everyone knows that. Also side note, you kinda did forget your homework so don't lie to yourself.”

“I'm sorry, I don't spend my life reading up and learning random facts about famous people.” I tilted my chair a bit more. “Also how do you know that before wasn't a lie and this is me finally telling the truth.”

“No, you prefer playing video games over and over again.” Steff frown. “Doesn't shooting people get boring after some time?”

“I love you darling but no hating on video games.” Maria smirked. “Either way, wasn't Albert Einstein born with a smaller brain and that made him so smart?”

“It was only a tiny bit smaller then the average brain but with the same amount of brain cells which caused his brain to work far better then ours.” Peter added to the conversation. “And talking about hopes and dreams, Albert Einstein was working a boring desk job as an adult when he worked out his theories.”

“Hmmm... brains. I hear those things are tasty.” I licked my lips. “I'm actually getting pretty hungry, who wants to volunteer as tribute to my belly? Smart people only.”

“I think it's more about the spices and the way you cook it.” Maria stroked her imaginary beard “Raw brains sounds just gross.”

“Well that's just your opinion.” Ellie seemed to have gotten over her embarrassment and rejoined the conversation. “I think raw brains are delicious.”

“Eww.” Peter barked.

“Wow, we're really just going to kink shame poor Ellie here. She likes raw brains, you like dudes.” I put my arm around Peter. “There's no difference.”

“Wait, I'm not kinky. Not in that way at least.” Ellie spoke, startled. “I just enjoy a good meal. Vore is not a thing I like, nor will it ever be.”

“So being gay and being a cannibal is the same thing?” Peter glared. “You've truly sunken far, dear friend.”

“Seriously.” Steff joined in. “That's low even for you.”

“I'm sorry!” I attempted to defend myself but they seemed to have already hardened their hearts to my woo. “I was kidding..”

“There are some stuff you just can't joke about, that was one of them.” Maria joined into the fight. “And I thought you were cool.”

“How did we get from Noel not doing his homework to cannibalism?” Bryan asked into the group. “And how do we always move over to these kinds of conversations?”

“We were talking about Albert Einstein's brain then we came to brain food and then Noel had to compare cannibalism to being lgbt+.” Peter crossed his arms. “What does the defendant have to say in his defence?”

“I-..” “Guilty!” Steff broke into the conversation, interrupting my speech, one I had already thought about before I opened my mouth. “I say we execute him on the spot.”

“I second that!” Peter was quick to second it even though Noel looked at him with innocent eyes.

“How are we going to execute him then?” Maria rubbed her hands together gleefully. “Burning to the stake sounds like fun.”

“How 'bout no.” Ellie seemed visually shaken by even the thought. “What about beheading?”

“Too painless.” Peter countered. “He deserves to suffer.”

“Guys...” I tried to change the conversation but they continued to ignore me. I glanced at Bryan who seemed to have dissociated himself entirely and was inspecting a piece of lead that lay before him. I whispered his name several times before he shot back up into reality and looked at me puzzled.

“Shhh prisoner, the judges are deciding your fate.” Steff shushed him. “Mortals who hath' committed such a horrid crime does not deserve to speak.”

“Guys maybe we should leave Noel alone.” Bryan began his defense of my case but Steff cut him off, refusing to let him speak. “Shush human, spare us the sounds that escape your pretty lips. We know where your loyalties lie.”

“Don't take it to heart.” Maria spoke softly to Bryan. “We're just joking around and foreshadowing stuff, no need to worry.”

“My word, how about we cook him alive.” Peter rubbed his hands together “You know, with boiling water and all that good stuff.”

“I say we eat him.” Ellie grinned. “Tis the best way to depose of a corpse.”

“Yeah.. how about no.” Peter growled. “But a bloodsucker like yourself probably doesn't understand what no means.”

“Why wouldn't I know what no means?” Ellie countered, her eyes seemed to flash red for split second. “No means no, simple as that.”

“That is simply untrue.” We all spun around to see our dear math teacher, Mr Hofmann standing there, his body leaning on the doorway. The other students had noticed him standing there and had gone to their respectable seats. We had not. Who knew how long he had been standing there. How much he had heard.

“Sorry.” I said as I hurried to my proper place and pulled out my school books. The others did the same, some slower then others. Bryan rushed to his seat and practically threw his stuff on the table in terror while Steff stared him dead in the eye as they very slowly moved their chair to face the front.

“No. Definition: a negative used to express dissent, denial or refusal, as in response to a question or request. Also used to emphasize or introduce a negative statement.” He seemed to float into the room and found his way to his desk, his face unchanging before a slight smile crossed over his lips. “But It's math now so everyone pull out your homework. Everyone should have it, No excuses.”

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pavle-fredfox-blog · 6 years ago

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The 4th wall breaking Missadventures of the 55189th

World 2687 “Lunaris I”

Location :site *****

Leutenant Pavle“The Emperial forces are struggling to take the location.We are going in to take one of the rebel HQ’s.Wish us luck”.

Commander Alexander “Where is the back up unit”.

Soilder “Sir they were ordered by RC 15 to take out a key position”.

Explosions go out in the distance and a mech the size of an elephant falls from the sky.

???? “GOD DAMIT, they have anti-mech systems.I will try and regroup with...”

Leutenant Pavle“Negative private stay there and try helping the push a little.”

RC15 “Remember i want the leading officers Alive”*comunications cut out for 2 seconds*”your punishment for failure will be severe this time,and no explosives until the taget is secured.”.

Leutenant Pavle “OK squad split up me and 3 of you to the right,4 go straight,and 4 go right,the rest decide where to go”just as he said that 25 anti-mech turrets pop out and shoot down 15 out of the 20 squad members (counting those that made it there).

“Ok change of plans we will all take out these turrets and slowly try one way after the other.Also we will go from the left to the right and then throu middle”.

The 5518 mech corp squad a was wondering for about an hour throu the whole sector and ended up destroying enouf of the hq that the rebels had to retreat.the commanding officers mostly escaped except for the few that were eather injured,captured or sleaping.The victory at the HQ forced the rebels to reatreat about 10 kilomiter’s and for them to thin out their line a bit.

Leutenant Pavle “Ok men lets go party,i hope that HQ dosen’St change the plans in the last second”

RC15 “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. Willian Shakespeare right???.Oh and you were are right about that we changed the plan.The enemy has a communication’s outpost 150 Killometers here,if you capture it we can try to encircle the enemy force in this region.”

Leutenant Pavle”Wow your on fire today commander.Also woud it not be easier if you just used your magic to whipe them off the face off the universe.”

RC15”Eh im to lazy to do it,Plus i have to manage the rest of the front”.

Leutenant Pavle “Well you heard her LETS GO I DONT WANT TO GET US EXECUTED FOR TREASON.Also will we get any reainforcements,we are kinda low on men.”

RC15 “Not my problem”.

Leutenant Pavle “Great,i hope the reward wont be a day off like last time”.

Operation Starnberg

Leutenant Pavle”After the order was given out we were teleported to the location,We rushed to end it....”

Corporal Volnus “Sir the enemy has 8 Anti-Mech Batteries (one battery is one Artilery gun), 2 on every side.It looks like its the main Communication tower “ *Communications cut off*

Leutenant Pavle “CORPORAL VOLNUS..REPORT IN WHAT IS HAPPPENING.CORPORAL JOVAN WHAT IS HAPPPENING REPORT IN................I HATE PLOT ARMOUR...SORRY PILOT ARMOUR”

RC15 “Jeez calm down its just corporal Volnus a lazy son of a **** and that guy from earth Jovan.Now take out the communications or i will”

A light started shining so bright that it was seen across the system

A loud scream was heard across the system

“I WHO SHALL AWAKEN HAVE AGREED TO LEND MY DRAGONLY POWER,THOSE WHO HEAR THIS SHALL KNOW MY NAME,I AM INTURION.SCREAM MY NAME IN PAIN AS I GRANT REVENGE ON THOSE WHOM I SEE FIT TO DIE.LETS GO ,YOUR TRAIN TO PURGATORY AWAITS.So call my name scream INTURION!!!!!!!!!”.

Screams coud be heard across the system,as Leutenant Pavle started to become deformed,His body slowly turned into a mix of a dragon and a human.During the entire time he screamed “I am the one who calls upon this anchent power,oh holy dragon awaken at the sound of my scream for INTURION I SUMMON YOU”

2 mounths later

Leutenant Pavle “ I remember waking up outside of my mech surrounded by a field of dead people coloured red both me and the corpses.One of my arms had “Scream my name and i shall grant you power.But i shall take your life force away.Every hour shall become a year with my power” writen on it.

The doctors started to remove him from the healing equipment when a man rushed into the room.He carried a letter that was signed by RC15.

Pavle opened the letter,it said :

Congratulations on your promotion General Pavle,You not only managed to take out the enemy leadership and their communications but also 15025 rebel soilders,2500 Anti-Mech batteries,250 Mech’s and also destroyed a Usnik class dreadnough.You shall become leader of the new 55189TH Extermination Force or better known as EF.”

I remember that he cried when he read that and then he said “I WONT GET BOSSED AROUND YES”.

The doctors laughed at that and then he said “i forgot to tell you you have an order to go to your army and train the soilders.Also they want you to get an special unit to go with you.You coud call them the Black blood battalion,i mean i hope you find who blead black just like you did 2 mounths ago”.

General Pavle “That is how the name of our Battalion came to be.There was another battalion like that,I cant remember the name,let me ask the guy who created the timeline.”.

END RECORDING

RECORDING .....

General Pavle”The training of the Black Blood Batalion is going great.It sucks that i must also manage the Extermination Force.Well i guess i better get to training i heard there may be new recruits coming soon.But it is not certain until the Maze ends.Today is 2 years from operation Starnberg and 2 years from death of my best friends and comrades Steff Sergeant Jovan and high sergeant Volnus.”

He looked sadly with a bit of anger,you coud see the flames in his eyes ready to become reality.He scremed the name Inturion after and imagined himself ripping RC15 to shreads.That all got out “SO TELL ME HOW ARE YOU SLEAPING EASY,HOW ARE YOU ONLY THINKING OF YOURSELF.SHOW ME HOW DA F**** DO YOU JUSTIFY TELLING ALL YOUR LIES LIKE SECOND NATURE” RC19 heard that and replied “OK SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LISTENING TO A GUY BEING TOTURED IF YOU DONT SHUT UP YOUR NEXT”

General Pavle “Listen mark my words one day one day YOU WILL PAY YOU WILL PAY.Karma’s gonna come collect your dept (sais RC15 silently)”

RC19 “SHUT THE F*** UP LAST WARNING”

General Pavle”Also one thing,when is the next maze??”

RC3 “Next cicle and you better shut up i don’t want RC19 to get you frst *smiles*”

General Pavle “Thanks RC3 but i just want to ask how much time do i have to run??”

RC3 “5”

General Pavle “THANKS NOW BYE”

He ran like no person did before.He was able to run away from RC3 for a good 10 seconds,then he triped and fell off the hill and was about to fall into the torture chaimbers

General Pavle “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

RC3 “OH YES”

It was at this moment Pavle knew he fucked up,so he pulled a pistol out and said “I always was a peace of s**** and if i coud, i woud kill myself,but its elegal OUCH with OUCH all of the read coats”.

And then he pulled the trigger to see his clip was empty, and then he saw a big as f*** rock heading for his face, he coud hear in the distance

You guess what happened next.He barely dodged the rock but fell into the chambers hitting his manly bits on a covenietly placed “steel mat that had sharp bits” and he screamed in pain so much that RC19 took her headphones off and started dancing to it.RC3 stoped and started laughing.

General Pavle “I...guess if im gonna die like this,then i will say this NOW WE ARE ALL SONS OF BITCHES”

RC3 “He knows he wont die and will just be healed right??

General Pavle “JUST LET ME DIE YOU SICK F***.I hate my life,i hate everything. You sick twisted F***”

RC3 “Who are you talking to???.Eh never mind you know what will happen”

General Pavle “I hate myself right now i wish that the mind eraser is going to be manufactured soon”

2 Hours later

General Pavle “Welp thanks for that doc.i realy hope RC3 wont stay here for a long time”

Random medic “Dont worry she wont.but you are an unluck guy.Your being sent off to a far off planet with RC35 to take out a mayor rebel stronghold.It is rumoured that a person who can fight Read Coats is there”

General Pavle “Welp i guess its good to move away from this place...it reminds me of operation Starnberg.I lost all of my best friends and comrades in the frst 15 minutes of the mission”

Commander Wilhelm “Well i guess im not the only poor bastard assigned to that planet.I lost about 15 houndred men in the frst 30 minutes”.

He said that with a small anger in his voice.He looked at General Pavle and said “I know what you have been throu,RC15 was my commander too.She forced us to deploy behind enemy lines and try to take their commander.It is to bad she put the coordinates to be in a minefield 200 Kilometers away from the location.It was also near their artillery corp. so i lost most of my battalion in there just to end up getting there with 15 men.Out of which only me and 2 others survived”

General Pavle “You know if i didn’t lose anything i loved and cared for i woud have had a different reaction.For now i coud not care less”

RC15 “Hate me,YOU CANT ESCAPE ME and you are NEVER gonna change me”

General Pavle “Shut up IM DONE TAKING YOUR SHIT.LEAVE ME ALONE OK,I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNLESS IM FORCED TO “

RC15 “WELL FUCK YOU”

Suddenly 15 red lights start flashing around General Pavle.He noticed it and barely escaped the houndreds of red chains coming out of the light.RC15 scremed at him “BE A GOOD BOY AND DIE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS VOLNUS AND JOVAN”.Pavle screamed at her to shut up.But she kept repeating it until...

General Pavle “I Who shall awaken am the Banished dragon.I am the one who laughs at the Red Coats,i Greave when i see the Blue Caps.I shall become one of the 3 Great Dragon’s Inturion.I shall drag you to the void for your judgement.”

He screamed out loud to summon him cause the dragon’s can say nah bruh

“ INTURION”

A light shined,as bright as a star.A voice called out a name.But the only reply was

“I am Inturion and the unification has just begun.I shall punish you for thy sins and then i will get a little vacation”.Pavles body started to change shape,as an armour made of purple appeared on him.The arour looked similar toa medival knight,While having a crusader-ish helmet.

The station shaked like there was an earthquake.In a millisecond Pavle travelled 500 meters and hit RC15.I will call her by her name from now on.The name is Isidora

Isidora was able to barely dodge it.She hit Pavle in the chest,he did not shake at all.He punched her in the face.Her shield broke and Isidora got thrown 50 meters back just to hit a wall.About 25 red lights the size of a normal person’s head pop up above Pavle.2 THOUSAND chains come crashing down chasing him throu the room.Pavle charges throu the door breaking it.He runs off heading to the Hangar,Isidora chases him there constantly summoning thousands of shains that chase him.Each time one of those gets close enouf to him he dodges it.It took them 10 seconds to travel 150 kilometers from the medical bay to the hangar.RC3 was preparing to leave when she saw what is happening she joined in.The fight got bloodier.The entire fight Isidora screamed

“DIE LIKE THE REST”

the entire time.Pavle Screamed back

“I fight for what i feel is right.You know if i don’t then WHO will fight for what is right,who is gonna fight for the weak.AND IF IT COMES TO IT TONIGHT I WILL BE READY TO DIE”.

After he said that a big Purple light started to go out of his eye,he pushed RC3 away she hit a wall 200 meters away from the fight.The crew that was in the hangar was shocked some one coud stand up to red coats,none of them tought it was possible to defeat one of them but two was a thing they tought only the god can do.He jumped back 50 meters,while also screaming “DJOLE I SUMMON YOUR BLADE TO SMITE JUDGEMENT” .A blade of purple light 15 meters long.It took Isidora 15 Nanoseconds to attack him.He blocked her and kicked her back 55 meters.He sliced off her thumb at the same time.RC3 jumped and kicked him in the face,he tried to punch her but she dodged,then Isidiora punched him between his legs.There was no Dragon armour on that bit.He screamed so loud that the entire ship heard him scream

“DONT PUNCH THERE”.He kicked her in the head and knocked her out.A red light the size of a person poped up above Pavle.RC3 kicked Pavle in the face and 2 TONS of chains fall on him.Pavle falls unconcus,his body reshaping to how it was before the battle,His armour disappeared,after the chains cleared out,RC3 started to laugh and she said “Welp looks like he almost killed you RC15,”

RC15 “He....woud have succeded if you did not join in”.

RC3 “Well i guess i was not wrong about him.

200 Years later on station X-55189

Pavle wakes up hearing a siren and he hears a voice.”Coution The Inturion is waking up!!!”.

Pavle opens his eyes and hears “Are you sure he is alive,i don’t want to lose my rating i healed 20 thousands soilders.I WONT LET MY RATING GET RUINED BY ONE GUY WHO IS IN A COMA FOR 200 YEARS.Now let me do my job”. He uses his magic glowing eye to try blinding Pavle while yelling “WAKE THE F*** UP AS****”.

Pavle wakes up and said” STOP IT”

Dock stitches sais “Great thing you woke up after 200 years i guess??.I got a list of things to tell you.

1st from the Read Coats GET THE F*** WORK

2nd from grand admiral GET THE F*** TO WORK

3rd from most soilders i met HOW are you

4th from RC3 you ok??

5th from i donno who but it sais that RC15 is not to blame for the death of Volnus and Jovan.

And now there is 5 minutes till the mission begins now get ready and lets go.meet you on the field”

General Pavle “IS RC3 near me??”

Stitches “no she is not even in the station”

General Pavle “YES YES YES”

Stitches “she is in a transport shuttle docking in the room next to you”

General Pavle “FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU”.

Pavle hears RC3 coming to the room,and he asks Stitches

General Pavle” PLEASE HELP ME DONT LET HER CATCH ME”

Stitches “ You have to go on a mission so i suggest you just put this on and run into the hangar bay and prepare for the mission”

Stitches hears a sound of doors breaking.RC3 asks “Is he up alredy”.Stitches starts running to the hangar,gets into his titan and drops down ,while falling he talks to Pavle saying “You know your not the squad leader anymore”.Pavle responds by saying “SORRY I CANT HEAR PEAPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR AUTHORITY.

THE END OF CHAPTER 1

GENERAL PAVLE “ IS HE REALY GONNA END IT LIKE THAT”

Planet 559986 “Lucifor”

Location : Site 26

General Pavle “So what happened in the period of 200 years in which i overslept”

Mayor Boris “Nothing much,the rebellion got annihilated and RC15 got her thumb back after you cut it out,RC3 has killed 50 peaple who semed similar to you.And she is the one who asked that you don’t get killed”

Pavle hears Stitches screaming “ Dont give General Pavle ANYTHING.You know you shoud remove anything that can kill,AND ASK A READCOAT TO BE ON STANDBY IF HE TRIES TO LEAVE”.A random soilder asks “Why don’t we just send him to the front”.Stitches replies “DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FRIENDLY FIRE,THIS ISNT A GAME,HE CAN STILL SHOT PEAPLE ON OUR TEAM”.Stitche’s titan asks “Why don’t we just take his guns???.Stitches “Becose i am not an enginer and im not sure i can find a enginer who can remake a titan out off thin air”.Then a soilder ask “Why do you think that will happen “

Stitches said “My eye lets me see magic that people posses.And i am getting sick loking at him.DO YOU KNOW THAT HE ALMOUST KILLED RC3 AND RC15??.PLUS THOSE WEAPONS ARE OF HIS DEAD FRIENDS.IF YOU WANT TO BECOME AIR THAN GO AHEAD”.

A rebel platoon broke throu the lines and got to the camp,one of them shot at the tent General Pavle’s tent.He shot one of the few things one of the few gifts he had from his dead comrades.That was the last straw.

RC3 is currently doing paperwork on her ship,she gets a call.She looks to see its from Stitches.She answers it and sais “OK WHY ARE YOU INTERU..”.The call ended,she heard a loud scream from the planet.She tought it was some one being burned in the planets volcano that was nearby,which had direct communication lines with her.She then heard a loud shout

“OH BANISHED DRAGON,THE ONE WHO GIVES DEVINE PUNISHMENT.THY SHALL AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER.JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED FOR WE ARE DONE DREAMING THE CENTURIES LONG DREAM.INTURION PRIMUS.”

Pavle’s body started to reshape,His fist reshaped into a human-dragon hybrid, and strong enouf to kill a person.His legs became a mix of human and dragon.His armour Was purple,with a mix of glass and steel being used in his helmet to both protect his eyes and improve his eyesight.That material was used to make cube shaped glasses near his eyes.The rest of his armour was made of unknown material.The armour was coloured in a drak shade of purple.The eye part was coloured crimson red.

Back on the ship RC3 is boarding a shuttle to get to the planet.Everyone on the ship told her not to go.Even the pilot refused to fly her down there.She ended up sending the pilot to her private torture chaimbers,then she used her magic powers to fly down.She travelled 1500 kilometers in 10 seconds.She came just to hear him say the final words of the phrase.

General Pavle “I WHO SHALL AWAKEN AM THE EMPEROR THAT FELL FROM THE VOID’S GRACE.I AM THE ONE WHO BRINGS JUDGEMENT.I AM THIS DIMENSIONS FRST EMPEROR.I CAME TO SHOW THAT I AM STILL ALIVE,AND NOW BY THY LAW I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE DEPEST SECTOR OF MY PURGATORY.A PLACE WHERE LIGHT DOSENT SHINE,A PLACE WHERE DEATH DOSENT SHOW UP,A PLACE WHICH THE GODS DONT DARE MENTION.A PLACE WHERE ONLY THE VOID LORD CAN ROAM.AND MY PERSONAL REALM.FOR I AM INTURION PRIMUS”.

A purple light started to shine.The rebels started to run.The entire camp with their titans headed to the “Inturion free heaven”.On the frontline the fighting stoped,RC15 gotten out of her tent to see what is happening and then she saw the light.She muttered “I...inturion”.As the look on her face turned from a happy smile into an expression of fear,a fear she never had before now.She rushed to the sight where the light was seen.

The camp site is coloured in red,Pavle is no where to be seen,same as RC3,a distress call was sent to other RC’s.25 kilometers from the sight a battlefield coloured red with blod.Blod from both the imperial and rebel soilders.Pavle stands coloured in red,on a plain that he created after he cut a moutan into air.He said “Your officiali welcome to the land of the f***ed”.RC3 stood behind him,shocked at the power he has,a single rebel soilder comes out of the ground,he had to move the bodies of his fallen comrades just to get out of the trench that was turned into history.The soilder screamed “IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY,AFTER YOU DID ALL OF THIS,DID YOU NOT HAVE PEAPLE YOU CARED FO..”the soilder was stoped by pavle teleporting 26 meters from him,pointing his spear at him.Pavle screamed”i had,they were killed by men like you.AND MY BOSS RC15 INSULTED THEM AND TOLD ME TO GO ON.SHE KEPT ON INSULTING THEM AND ME TILL 200 YEARS AGO I ALMOUST KILLED HER.DO YOU UNDERSTAND”.The soilder looked at him with frear,sorrow,and a feeling of anger,yet there was sorrow.Pavle told him “I shall grant you mercy,i shall send you to the void lord,you don’t deserve hell”.Then the rebel soilder just disappeared.RC3 saw that and she started to show human emotions.RC15 arrived by that time,it took her a full minute to fly 2500 kilometers.

Red lights lighted the sky above Pavle,he smiled behing the helmet.He then asked “So shall we finish this then”.he asked looking at RC15.She smiled and responded “This shall end in your death”.As she said that a giant laser came from space,the laser was the size of a small village.RC15 smiled and said over the communications “Its good to se you arrived RC2.Oh RC 5 and RC 10 are here too??”.

As she said that Pavle came out off the blast with a scratch on his hand wich he used to absorb most of the blow.He LITERALY took the magic out of the attack and used it to power his defense.

General Pavle “NOW I AM MAD.PAVLE SMASH”

RC 15,RC 3,RC 2,RC 5,RC 10 “NANI??”

General Pavle “LIMIT BREAK”

Stitches “Hello there”

General Pavle “GENERAL KENOBI”

Stitches “I AM NOT KENOBI YOU PEACE OF SHIT”.

Stitches attack Pavle with a blade of pure red.Pavle barely dodges it.He then screams “LET ME FINISH THIS DAMIT”

Stitches “NO YOUR GOING A BIT TO FAR.YOUR RUINING THE STO..I MEAN THE PLANET,YOU KILLED SO MANY OF BOTH OUR AND REBEL MEN.”

General Pavle “LET...ME...HAVE....MY REVENGE”.As Pavle said that his body started to shape-shift to more of an dragon than a human.As the transformation was happening he screamed “I AM A DRAGON AND AS A DRAGON I SHALL FIGHT”.

Stitches wastes no time attacking Pavle.Pavle manages to dodge all of Stitcheses sword slashes.Stitches tried to slash him 35 times in a fraction of a second.Pavle then proceded to counter by faking a kick,just to punch Stitches in the face and to send him flying about a kilometre back.Pavle then proceded to say “I AM A LION AND I WANT TO BE FREE.DO YOU SEE THE LION WHEN YOU LOOK INSIDE OF ME...LION’S BLADE I CALL UPON THY”.Stitches got up and said “THAT SON OF A B****”.Then he ran 1kilometer in a second,barely managing to hit Pavle’s hand. Which was enouf to push Pavle 50 meters and to trow his sword 2 kilometers away”.Pavle then said “I TOLD YOU TO LET ME KILL THAT BI***”.Richa...i mean Stitches replied with “SHUT UP WE HAVE THE SAME POWER,IF YOU RLY WANT TO DO IT THEN YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME,AND I DONT WANT TO CLEAN YOUR SHIT.LIKE LITERALY”

Then Stitches screamed “STOP OR I WILL HAVE TO END THIS ENTIRE S*** HERE.I HAD FUN TOO YOU KNOW”. As he said that he punched Pavle in the head,then he did a back flip while also hitting Pavle with one foot in the manly bits and the other foor hit him in the head.Pavle then screamed in pain from the kick in the b****.

General Pavle “CMON MAN YOU TOO.WHAT WILL THIS BECOME A RUNNING GAG”.

RC 3 “Is it just me or does everyone not know what is happening”

Fives “HIS CRINGE LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSAND”

General Pavle “Wait a sec Stich”.As he said that he teleported behind Fives and put his hands infront of his eyes and said “GUESS WHO”.

Fives responded with “MEDIC”.Which got Stitches angry cause he came into a fight to tell a joke and then called for a medic when he got into truble.Then he said “I WONT LET YOU KILL HIM.I ALREDY HAVE ENOUF WORK”.

General Pavle “Wrong and now THY SHALL DIE”.As he said that he snaped Fives’s neck.After that he jumped back,and said “WILL YOU LET ME FINISH NOW”.

Stitches “YOU CAN CS:GO GO TO HELL”.

General Pavle “CMON MAN NOT THA....”.As he said that he triped on a stone..agen.

General Pavle “NOT AGEN..”

He fell down into a trench and hit his head on a bayonet.Then RC3 said “Do you ever get that feeling of DEJA VU”.

General Pavle/Stitches “CMON YOU TOO”.

RC 3 “What?? I just said i got a feeling of seeing something before”.

RC 1 “Lets get this over with.”.

Stitches “Il let you handle this.I promise not to interfear”

General Pavle “I think its not neded.I am on the limit of going into another 200 year coma.But i might as well take that b**** out “

RC 15 “WHO DO YOU CALL A B*********”

She tries to summon the chains.But failes due to the loss of mana.After Pavle sucked her mana and the mana of RC 5,RC 2 AND RC 10.

General Pavle “OK THIS IS LIKE 2 GODS FIGHTING WITH STICKS.”

Stitches “You know we used to much jokes.YEAH IM BREAKING THE 4TH WALL DEAL WITH IT.DEAL WITH IT!!!!.What overused joke can we put here.”

General Pavle “WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO”

Stitches “DO YOU KNOWS WHAT THE EMPERORS FAVORITE DRINK”.HE LAUGHED

EVERYONE “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.

Stitches “ITS MAUTAN-DEW IT”

General Pavle”I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT.I CANT TAKE IT.YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE THING.IF WE ARE DOING THAT THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE US RED COAT LEADERS”

Stitches “DID YOU NOT READ THE ORIGINAL BOOK”

General Pavle “THERE IS NO BOOK.YOU DID NOT EVEN FINISH IT”

Stitches gives him an USB stick with the story.Pavle procedes to say “TO HELL THY SHALL GO”.As he said that the USB burns into ash.

General Pavle “WHERE IS YOUR STORY NOW”.

Rich...I MEAN Stitches sais “ YOU VOT M80 I HAVE 9 THOUSAND OF THESE.BRING IT ON”

General Pavle “Isnt that to low”

Stitches “I actually have 4 Million.I just had to do the cringy joke”

General Pavle “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”.

Pavle goes into a come becose Stitches ruined his mood.Now since i have to sinc my timeline with his i will say he had a bit.NOW F*** YOU RICHARD FOR RUINING MY CANNON.

Stitches “4TH WALL BREAKING TIME”

General Pavle “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Stitches “Now i made all of the too much anime like sh** non cannon for the main time line but there is INFINATE TIMELINES.”

General Pavle “STILL F YOU”.

Stitches “WE HAVE NO OFFICIAL CANNON WE ARE LIKE RICK AND MORTY WE HAVE MULTIPLE TIMELINES BUT THERE IS NO MAIN CANNON”

General Pavle “ F YOU FOR THAT “

Stitches “STOP USING ANIME REFRENES.THIS STORY NOT A MANGA ITS NOT A ANIME.”.

He got PTSD from the anime.also F**** the writer.

2 IRL Weeks laters

*Doors explode* Peaple with red masks looking like the youtube logo break the 4th wall and the wall of the room we were joking at.

Youtube “ COPYRIGHT OPEN UP.WE ARE TAKING OVER.YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR ABUSING COPY RIGHT LAWS.”

Stitches “ I ONLY DID ONE RICK AN”

Youtube soilders shoot Stitches and say “SHUT THE F UP.NO NAMING THE SERIES”

General Pavle “YOU ACTIVATED MY MEMECARD.”

Youtube Soilders “NANI”

General Pavle “CO-WRITER PROBLEM.I SENT YOU THE ENTIRE STORY AND NOW YOU NEED TO READ IT TO DEATH”

Youtube Soilders “FUUUUUUUUUUUU”

General Pavle “OK LETS FINISH THIS BIT”

Stitches “Ok but i still get to do the trap card joke”

General Pavle “NOOOOOO”.

Stitches makes a cute cat face

General Pavle “FINE...Y0U WIN”

Stitches “ Pavle out of story F**** YOU FOR FORCING ME TO DO THAT...”

Back to the story

General Pavle “WELL NOW THAT WE FINISHED BREAKING THE WALL”

RC 3 “what wall???”

General Pavle/Stitches “WE ARE NOT EXPLAINING IT”

Stitches “But i coud do a deapool joke here”

General Pavle “No i am wriing this so i say no.NOW “

Pavle starts smiling at Stitches and has a look on his face that sais “ITS MEME TIME”

General Pavle “ITS TIME TO MURDER THIS TRACK”

Stitches “DONT”

Pavle charges into Stitches and stops moving all of a sudden

Stitches “YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD”

General Pavle “NOOO DONT DO IT”

Stitches “THE ROCK MEME”

Pavle trips on a rock and slides on the blood of the rebels hitting his Manly bits onto a Red coat that had her foot up.HE WENT FROM THE SPEED OF LIGHT INTO 0 WITH ALL OF THE IMPACT BEING CONTAINED IN HIS MANLY BITS AFTER HE ACCIDENTLY SLIDES ONTO A RANDOM READ COATS SHOES.WICH HAVE SMALL SPIKES AT THE BIT WHERE THE FINGERS ARE AT

General Pavle “I..hate...you”

General Pavle “I AM GOING TO WHIPE THIS PLANET CLEAN FROM THE SH*** STAIN YOU CALL THE RC’S”

RC 1 “Shut the f** up.If you stop i will give you my home made Palacinka.”

General Pavle “DEAL”.

Stitches “Your THAT easy to bribe”

General Pavle “SHUT UP.”

Stitches “WAIT DONT”

Stitches “DONT YOU DARE”

General Pavle “IN SERBIA YOU DONT BRIBE WITH MONEY”

General Pavle “YOU BRIBE THEM WITH PANCAKES”.

Pavle stood up.He sent his spear back to its realm.

General Pavle “But let me send RC15 to the realm of the F****ed for about 2 weeks aka the time i am likely to be in coma for.Also Richard.THANKS FOR THE PAIN OF GETTING STABED IN THE **** OVER 7MILION TIMES”.Then pavle fired a portal shot into RC15 he missed...then he fired agen.and AGEN he missed,then he fired 2 more shots and missed both.then he ran out of bullets,he had a poscicle and then passed out from losing his powers.BUT ONLY THEN he accidentally shot a reserve round and hit RC15 and sent her to the realm of the f***ed.

Pavle woud end up being unconcius for 2 Weeks.Stitches ate all of his pancakes,and said a few flity like thing to RC1 without realising it.When Pavle heard that happened he sent Stitches to the realm of the f****ed for 2 weeks and returned RC15 just to tell her.

General Pavle “IF I EVER SEE YOU AGEN YOU WILL BE STUCK IN THE REALM OF THE F***ED FOREVER”.

END OF CHAPTER 2.AND PART 1 OF THE STORY.

Timeline and the creation of the universe : Richard Mann

Writing the current story : Pavle “Fredfox”.

All characters here were eather made from real peaple or got the names from real peaple.And cause some characters do some stupid or sadistic stuff it dosent mean they are like that IRL.This is an overexaturated and Comedic F you and a good story that i just wrote my take on and added a few names to un named characters.There will probably me more.I hope some one actualy reads this

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Crossed Paths

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 2709

Author’s Note: I love when I take ideas and just put them into fics and this is basically on my college life, so I hope you guys enjoy it! :) Thanks to my friend @dylan-ohbrien for proofreading this for me. Also, I’m tagging @were-cheetah-stiles because she “demanded” I do so when I post it!

2 Years. I’ve been at this college for two years already and I still don’t know how I really feel about it, since I mainly stick to myself most of the time, the other times I’m usually with my small group of friends. All of us have different majors, so I don’t usually see them in the buildings I have my classes in, but we always manage to grab lunch at one of the few places to eat here. One of my closests friends, Mal, always nags me about talking to the many cute guys that are in my major and I’m just like nah. She’s threatened me with setting me up on a blind date and we all know that that’s going to end horribly so, I gave into her nagging and promised to at least talk to one guy. Which hasn’t actually happened yet.

I manage to survive through Anthropology, which isn’t a class specifically directed towards my major, just a class I wanted to take for an elective. I hold my books to my chest, walking through the sea of people as I waltz towards my next classroom, which isn’t far from my previous one. As I was walking into the classroom, a body ran into mine, knocking my books onto the floor. Feeling the other’s eyes on me, my cheeks flush. I crouch down to pick them up quickly when the person I had bumped into helped me.

“Thanks… Y-You didn’t have to help me.” I whisper, my eyes trained on the ground. I hear a nervous chuckle and I look up, eyes widening a bit at the stunning man in front of me. Hazelnut brown hair, whiskey colored orbs that shined bright in the light, slight stubble on his face with these pink lips that look so soft.

“Well, it’d be kind of rude not to help you.” He mutters, his cheeks tinting pink slightly. He looked like he was about to say something else when his phone rang, walking out of the room, but not before giving me a small smile. I try to calm down my heartbeat a bit, ignoring everyone’s gazes as I sat down in the front of the room, getting my laptop out of my backpack and setting everything up. The professor, Dr. Wilson, had walked into the room and instantly began to start class since she had arrived a few minutes late. I was zoning out as she was talking, seeing the guy walk back into the classroom, apologizing before making his way back to his seat. I didn’t notice his stare on me as he walked towards his chair, almost tripping. I hear a few laughs and I glance back, wondering what people were laughing at before turning back around.

Once the professor allowed us to leave, I packed up quickly, glancing at the time on my phone, knowing I’ll be a little late to lunch. I walk out of the classroom, placing my headphones in my ears as I head out of the building, speed walking towards The Downer, where all my friends are at this moment.

Stiles POV

I try to keep my eyes on the girl that had captured my attention since the first day of school, but even over the height difference I had on most of the students here, I manage lose sight of her. I sigh and run my fingers through my hair as I see my best friends, Scott and Isaac, talking with Theo as I walk up to them, patting Scott on the back lightly.

“Hey.” Scott smiles, turning towards me as he gave me a knowing, but questioning glance and I shake my head.

“I-I, we ran into each other on accident, but I didn’t get her name and she left about three minutes ago.” I sigh, gripping the straps of my bookbag.

“Aw, dude. That’s a bummer, but hey, you’ve got the whole semester. I mean, we just started about a week ago, so don’t fret about it, alright?” I nod my head in agreement as the four of us walk out of the building, heading towards the Angell Center to grab some grub.

“Do we know this girl, dude?” Isaac asks as we walk down the street and I shrugged my shoulders, rolling my eyes slightly.

“I don’t know, Isaac. Did you hear when I said that I didn’t know her name?” I ask sarcastically, continuing my pace as I hear Scott snicker slightly.

“He’s got a point.” Theo mumbles, crossing the street with about thirty other students, getting closer to the Angell Center. Thank god, cause I’m starving.

We walk into The Downer, glancing at all the options for food as I try to decide what I want to have for lunch. I was getting some chicken tenders and curly fries from the nice lady when my three friends ran up to me, running into me a bit as I catch myself, turning around, ready to yell at them when they all had smiles on their faces.

“What?” I ask and Scott grinned, looking at the other two boys.

“The girl you’ve been describing for weeks, she’s here, and we know who her friends are.” He smirks and my mouth parted in surprise, feeling my hands become sweaty.

“W-What? Are you serious? W-Who are her friends?” I stutter as the four of us got in line.

“Our girlfriends.” They all say in unison and my face paled, swallowing thickly.

Y/N’s POV

I laugh with my friends as I tore a piece of my chicken tender apart, chewing it slowly as Lau glances towards the registrar, smiling widely as she waves to a guy.

“Girls, and as in girls I mean, Steff, Bekah, and myself, our boyfriends have finally arrived.” She beams and I chuckle, shaking my head as I scoot over, sitting in front of Mal as we made room for the three of them.

“Oh, they brought Stiles as well!” Mal mentions, waving at them as I continue to eat my curly fries, wanting to avoid any interaction with them, since I’m extremely awkward. Someone sat down next to me, smelling the aroma of vanilla as Mal nudges me slightly and I look up at her, furrowing my eyebrows. She tilts her head towards the person next to me and I glance over, noticing him immediately. My heartbeat sped up as his gaze turns towards me, freezing for a second before giving me a small wave.

“H-Hi, again.” He stutters and I swallow, my hands becoming a little clammy as I give him a small wave. I look away, closing my eyes slowly, trying to calm my heart that’s erratically beating. Stiles glances at his friends, a worried look on his face as I didn’t say anything back to him, silently freaking out.

“Y/N? You okay?” Steff asks and I look up, glancing down towards her as I nod my head, giving her a small smile.

“Y-Yeah, sorry. Um, I’ll be right back.” I muttered, standing up from my chair, leaving The Downer, standing in the in the small area before you leave the building, doors both in front and behind you, hoping that a student doesn’t stop and ask me what’s wrong. I take deep breaths, closing my eyes, jumping a bit when I hear the door open, a voice breaking through the silence.

“Y/N? Are you alright?” Stiles asks and I turn around, seeing him standing in front of me, his hands rubbing the back of his neck.

“Yeah, I’m alright. I-I just get nervous around guys and new people. I’m not avoiding you if you thought that.” I cleared up, rubbing my arm slightly.

“I honestly thought you might’ve been,” Stiles chuckles, licking his lips lightly. “I’ve been um, I’ve been trying to muster up enough courage to talk to you for a while now.” He confesses, his cheeks flushing pink as my heart fluttered a bit. He wanted to talk to me?

“Y-You wanted to talk to me?” I ask, blushing lightly as he nodded, a silly grin on his lips. I bite my lip softly, gazing towards the floor. “Um, w-we got some studying for this morning’s class… maybe you would want to study? Together?” I glance up at him, a grin still on his lips as he nods his head in agreement.

“Yeah, absolutely, that’d be awesome. Studying… with you… alone?” Stiles rambles, rubbing his hands against his jeans. “Do you wanna come back into the dining area?” He asks me, his cheeks flushing pink and I nodded my head. Stiles’ hand rests on my lower back, leading me back into The Downer, pressing my lips together as Steff, Lau, and Mal gave me knowing smirks.

I sit back down across from Mal, watching Stiles sit back down next to me as I notice Isaac and Bekah are missing. “Where are the two lovebirds?” I ask, smiling as Lau points outside where Isaac was leading Beks away from the building, hands clasped together.

“Isaac said that they needed their “alone time.” Steff laughs, cuddling into Theo’s side, his arm wrapped around her shoulder, rubbing her arm softly. I notice Scott doing the same with Lau and I instantly feel a little jealous, wishing that I could have a connection with someone like they did.

The girls were in my dorm, chilling on the two beds as we listened to the music, gossiping about everything that had happened in the past week. Stiles and I have been texting for like a week, non stop, and I honestly think that I might have a thing for him. I heard my phone ring, picking it up, seeing that Stiles had texted, smiling at my phone.

Flannel Boy: Hey! We’re still on for studying right?

“Whatcha smiling at?” Mal smirks and I hid my phone to my chest. “Would that be your lover boy?” She asks and I shake my head, a blush dusting my cheeks.

“N-No. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I stutter, opening my phone, typing a message back to him.

Yeah, of course. I just have to attempt to get rid of my roommate and friends, so we can be alone. :)

“Trying to get rid of us huh?” Lau’s voice rings out, making me jump as if she’s eavesdropping on mine and Stiles’ conversation. I blush furiously, letting out a breath, running a hand through my hair.

“Alright, yes. Stiles is supposed to come over and study and I don’t want any of you here, because you’d be looking at us just like you’re looking at me right now.” I sigh, seeing their grins.

“Studying huh?” Mal asks and I nod my head, feeling my phone vibrate. “You know… studying never ends with just studying. It’s like getting into a hot tub, somebody eventually cops a feel.” She smirks and my eyes widened, a little confused.

“W-What, what do you mean?” I ask her and Steff facepalms, glancing between the three of them as I tug at the sleeve of my hoodie.

“I’m just saying, you make sure he covers up.” Mal laughed softly, my cheeks turning a deep pink.

“W-Woah, woah, woah. N-No, t-that’s not going to happen. He wouldn’t do that… would he?” I ask, becoming a stuttery mess as a bunch of questions race through my thoughts. Is he expecting something to happen tonight? I was brought out of my thoughts when my friends said goodbye to me before heading out of the room, Stiles walking into it as he smiled at me, sitting down on the bed next to me.

“Hey you.” Stiles smiles down at me and I return it, still feeling a little nervous about what Mal said.

“H-Hi.” I muttered, leaning onto my desk as I reach for my book, basically having my ass in Stiles’ face. I heard him groan quietly and I bite my lip, sitting back down. “S-So, how do you want to do this?” I ask him, glancing towards him, my breath hitching in my throat, noticing his face inches from mine.

“I was thinking… you’re absolutely gorgeous,” he says, his hand resting on my arm as my eyes blinked rapidly, butterflies soaring in my stomach. “I-I was wondering if maybe, you’d want to, um…”

“Give you a taste?” I finish for him, sounding like a question as his hand squeezes my arm lightly. I glance up at him, a blush on his cheeks as his gaze moves down towards my lips before returning to my eyes.

“I-No, but now that you mention it, your lips look incredibly soft.” He whispers and my heartbeat speeds up, his hand gliding up my arm, resting his large palm against my cheek.

“D-Do you wanna kiss me?” I whisper quietly, wondering if he heard me or not. Stiles nods his head, resting his forehead against mine, his nose brushing mine softly.

“Yeah.” He breaths and my eyes flutter shut, his thumb softly rubbing my cheekbone, dipping his head down, pressing our lips together.

I grip his shirt, letting out a sigh of pleasure, molding into him as I begin to kiss back, moving my lips against his. Stiles’ other hand slides around my waist, resting against my lower back, pulling me close to him as I straddled his hips, my hands press against his shoulders before one of them moves up towards his hair, running my fingers through it as he removed his lips from mine. I let out a small whine, missing the contact of his lips already before I felt them reconnect with mine again. His hands grip my waist, moving down towards my ass when I suddenly pull away from him, breathing heavily, my hands held against his chest.

“Wait, wait.” I mutter, getting off of him quickly. “I-Is this why you asked me to study?” I ask quietly, feeling my eyes sting slightly. Stiles’ lips part, sitting up a bit, shaking his head.

“N-No, of course not. I actually needed help studying but, once we were inches apart, I couldn’t help myself.” He sighs, running his fingers through his hair, rubbing his face a bit. “I’ve been pining over you since the semester started and when I ran into you a couple weeks ago, I was ecstatic, then you asked me if you wanted to study together and I couldn’t believe that I was getting the chance to hangout with you. I mean, I don’t regret kissing you, because I’ve wanted to, but i-if you don’t want this I-I get it.” He stutters at the end, a look of heartbreak on his face as I frown, shaking my head at him.

“I-I didn’t regret it. I caught myself falling for you quickly and my friend Mal mentioned something about how studying doesn’t always end up with studying and I just thought…” I trailed off, his hand lifting my chin.

“Well, you thought wrong. I won’t kiss you again if it makes you feel better.” He mentions and I smile, loving how careful and caring he is and I move some of the loose hair from his forehead, noticing that he didn’t spike his hair like he normally does.

“How are you even real?” I ask, crawling back onto his lap, his arms wrap around my waist, glancing up at me, his eyebrows furrowed together.

“What?” He laughs, rubbing the exposed skin on my hips. “Yes, I’m real. I’m right here. Why do you ask?” Stiles grins, pressing a small kiss to my bare shoulder.

“‘Cause…” I blushed, picking at the fabric of his shirt. “You’re not like any other guy I’ve seen here and I’ve been here for two years.” I whisper, smiling softly at him, running my fingers through his hair.

“I’ve been told that before, but the others don’t deserve you.” Stiles smiles, pecking my lips lightly.

“But you do?” I tease, biting my lip and he nods his head, shoving the books off my bed, laying me onto my back on the mattress, him laying down next to me.

“Absolutely.” He smiles, nuzzling his head into my neck.

I think so too.

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AN: I know requests are closed but I just had to get this one out. Also let me know if this should be continued. I liked it but I don’t know. I feel like 80s movies don’t get enough fanfic and I really love Steff and Spader so I wanna fill that void a little. I can do a part 2 or make this into a story. Let me know what you all think.

I could feel his eyes on me as I walked into school. For once those blue eyes weren’t hidden by oversized shades. Thankful that my (E/C) eyes were hidden by mine, I glanced in his direction. There he was, Steff, leaning against his car. I bit the inside of my lip to stop the smile that was threatening to break out. Even though he was an ass, he was a cute ass. It didn’t help that once upon a time, I had known him to be kind and gentle. Not the snot nosed, uptight ass that he had become. Maybe that was why it was so hard to completely hate him now. Knowing I had his full attention, I smirked as I passed dangerously close to him. Pausing for a second, I lowered my shades and winked at him.

“Like what you see Steff?” From the way that he froze slightly, I could tell he hadn’t been expecting to get caught. “Then take a picture. It’ll last longer.” I pushed my shades back up and continued my walk into school. I didn’t bother looking behind me to see what his reaction was. I wasn’t sure if I really wanted to know. I let out the breath I was holding when I got to my locker. Opening the locker and throwing the bag lunch my mom had sent in, I leaned my head against the cool metal.

“Boy trouble?” I let out another sigh and weakly nodded. My friend Andie let out a laugh and gently put her hand on my back. I picked up my head and looked her in the eye. “If he wasn’t such an ass, I’d tell you to go for it.” I laughed and shook my head.

“No matter what you would tell me to go for it.” I grabbed the stuff I needed for the first period and closed the locker, not even jumping when I saw my other friend Duckie standing behind it. “Hi Duck.”

“Hello ladies. May I admire you both this morning?” I chuckled and Andie rolled her eyes.

“You may.” She sighed. Duckie put his arms around our shoulders and walked with us down the hall.

“Andie, it’s never going to happen. So just drop it.” I leaned into Duckie a little for comfort from the harsh reality that nothing would ever happen between me and Steff.

“That’s what you say.” Andie teased.

“What’s never going to happen?” Duckie asked innocently. I shook my head.

“Forget about it Duck. Just some guy I’m crushing on.” I felt Duckie tense and raised my head from his shoulder to give him a questioning look. When Duckie had relaxed, I took a sly look over his shoulder under the guise of looking over at Andie. My eyes widened momentarily to see Steff watching us with a scowl on his face and his fists clenched. My head snapped forward and we kept walking to the first period. The day passed without incident. Before lunch, I stopped by my locker to put away my books. I sighed when I heard the distinct sound of someone leaning on metal.

“Duckie, shouldn’t you be in class right now?” I didn’t look up from the bag that I was going through. Sometimes it really sucked to have a mom who always sent you lunch. Looked like I was giving Duckie my lunch today. “Do you want this?” I looked up and froze when I saw that it wasn’t Duckie leaning next to my locker.

“You give that twerp your lunch?” Steff scoffed. I rolled my eyes. “I mean I don’t blame you. The food here is shit. But still. This has to be better.” He reached out to grab the bag but I tossed it back in the locker before he could take it. His eyebrow raised but he didn’t say anything.

“For your information, if I didn’t give him my lunch he wouldn’t have any. So yeah I put up with the shit so my friend can eat.” I shot back at him. “What do you care anyway Steff? Not like you eat that shit anyway.” I closed the locker door and started to walk down the hall. I hadn’t gone two steps before he was walking next to me.

“I don’t.” I rolled my eyes at his tone. “Look. I just want to talk to you (Y/N).” I gave him a harsh look. “There’s no reason that we can’t just talk.” Stopping, I leaned against the radiator at the top of the stairs and sighed. “Like we used to.” I looked down at the floor and bit my lip.

“About what Steff?” I sighed looking back up at him. “About how you dropped me the second you could? Or about how you treat me and my friends like dirt?” Steff huffed and looked away.

“You know I liked you four years and you treat me like shit.” He stepped closer to me. “Seemed only fair to return the favor.” I stood at my full height. I was still shorter than Steff but it didn’t make me seem as weak as I was before.

“Liking someone and wanting to screw someone are two different things Steff.” I stood as close to his face as I could. “And the sooner you learn that, the better for you. Maybe then you’ll find a nice girl to settle down with and you won’t have to spend so much time with Benny the whore.” I started to walk away, making sure I hit his shoulder on purpose. I wanted to see that pristine suit jacket wrinkled. He grabbed my arm, making me stop.

“I’ve been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don’t see what makes you so different.” He growled. I laughed.

“I have some taste. Get lost, Steff.” I yanked my arm out of his grasp and started to walk to the cafeteria. Once I was sure I was out of his sight, I leaned against the wall and took a deep breath. “Oh Steff.” Hanging my head, I bit my lip to stop the tears I knew would eventually spill over. “Why is it so hard to get over you?” Running my fingers through my hair, I stood up and continued my walk to the cafeteria. I saw Andie and sat down across from her. “Thanks.” I muttered when she pushed a tray over to me. I pulled the money out of my pocket and paid her back.

“What’s with you?” She asked once she noticed I wasn’t eating. “I mean I know it’s not the best but….” I shook my head and cut her off.

“Steff talked to me in the hall.” I whispered. I slowly looked up at her. “He said he liked me for four years and I treat him like shit.” Andie’s eyes went wide and she looked behind me. I didn’t even bother turning around to know Steff had entered the cafeteria. Sighing, I looked back down at my food. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him look at me before joining his friends at their table. “I told him I had taste. But…” I trailed off, waving my hand. I looked at Andie and she smiled at me sadly. “You know.”

“Yeah. I know.” She reached over and patted my hand. “Life sucks.” I nodded in agreement and started to eat lunch. The day went on without any more interactions with Steff. Until the end of the day. Class had just let out and Steff was already leaning next to my locker.

“What do you want now Steff?” I sighed as I stood in front of him. “Here to make fun of me some more.” I bit my lip, already sensing the tears building up. I noticed Andie and Duckie over his shoulder and they seemed frozen to see the two of us interacting. He opened his mouth to say something. “Because if you are, you can just forget it. Hasn’t it been enough for one day?” Steff looked at me sadly and closed his mouth. He looked down before nodding. I looked away from him for a second before catching him biting his lip.

“I wanted to apologize.” He whispered. His eyes met mine and he took a step closer to me. Most of the people in the hall had stopped to watch our interaction but it didn’t seem to bother him. “Yes you heard me right. I acted like an asshole. We used to be friends. And I treated you like shit then just like how I treat you like shit now.” His hand hovered over my arm. He started to worry his lip before letting his fingertips brush against my arm. “You have no idea how much I like you. I told you earlier four years. That’s a long time (Y/N). Long enough to know the difference between love and lust.” His eyes watched his fingers on my arm. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

“Sure it is Steff.” I nodded. “But that doesn’t change the fact that you treated me like shit and even though you say you’ve liked me for four years, you still went out with Benny. Hell you’re still going out with her.” I moved closer to him, causing him to grip my elbow. “That doesn’t change much.”

“It does. Because I never actually went out with Benny.” He moved his head from side to side before nodding and correcting himself. “Sure I had sex with her. But the entire time I wished it was you. Every kiss I pretended it was you. Because she isn’t you.” Steff stepped closer to me and held onto my arm tighter. “She never was. And she never will be.” His eyes finally met mine. “Does that change anything?” I could feel his grip wavering and saw the concern in his eyes. He was almost pleading with me to tell him yes. That was the problem with his blue eyes. I always knew what he was thinking and I always got lost in them trying to figure it out. I started to worry my lip before looking down at his hand on my arm. I gulped as I felt his other hand on my chin. Tilting my head up, he met my eyes again. “Does it?” I heard the fear in his voice. Sighing, I let my head fall as far as he would let me. Which just so happened to be his shoulder. His hand moved to my waist and he just held me there as he waited for an answer. Not only did it seem like he was waiting, the whole school was waiting. This was a lot of pressure on me. Taking a deep breath, I raised my head and met his perfect blue eyes.

“Yeah.” I whispered. “Yeah. It changes everything.” Steff let out a breath and let his head fall against mine. I dropped my books to the ground and wrapped my arms around Steff’s shoulders. He pulled me even closer before pulling back suddenly.

“Thank God.” He breathed before putting his hands on my cheeks and pulling me in for the perfect kiss. The hall was dead silent as Steff crashed his lips against mine, trying to release four years of emotion into the kiss. As my hand made its way to his hair, I could hear the cheers of various students who had seen the evolution of Steff and me. I could hear Duckie cheering the loudest and Andie trying to calm him down. Steff pulled me incredibly close as he moved his impossibly soft lips against mine. What Andie had always mentioned as a perfect kiss ran through my mind. My knees felt weak and my stomach was all a mess. Without me even knowing, I was trying to get as close to Steff as I possibly could. But somehow my brain wasn’t registering, it was almost too much. A tight squeeze to his shoulder caused him to pull away. He looked down at me with sparkling blue eyes.

“You really are impossible.” I giggled as Steff let go of me long enough to fix his hair by running his fingers through it. He raised his eyebrows.

“Taste huh?” Nodding, he smirked down at me as he wrapped his arms around me again. He bent down so he could hug me tightly and bury his head in my neck. “But you love it.” His voice was muffled as he pulled me closer. “Go out with me.” It wasn’t so much a question as it was a request.

“You know I will.” I whispered.

“Good.” He breathed. Nodding, I put one of my hands in his hair and purposefully messed it up. I tucked my head into his shoulder as I let out a breathy laugh. Steff let out a playful growl at the feeling of his hair being messed with. We stayed that way long enough for the rest of the student body to grow bored with our little display and continue on with the end of their day. Steff pulled away once our crowd started to move on. He smiled down at me and fixed his hair again. He let go of me only to bend down and pick up my books. Holding my books, he waited for me to open my locker before putting them away from them. I grabbed my jacket and shades before closing the locker. “Ready to go?” I looked at the hand that Steff was offering me. I took it but shook my head.

“Not quite yet.” I nodded in the direction of Andie and Duckie. Steff nodded and settled against the locker. I leaned up to kiss his cheek before either one had reached us. “Hi guys.” I smiled as Steff gently pulled me back against him. His arms settled around my waist. I looked back at him and shook my head at his antics.

“That was some display.” Andie said. Her voice was a little harsh but her eyes sparkled in a way that said I told you so. Steff’s arms tightened around me slightly as he shrugged. “I’m not complaining. It was time something big like that happened around here. Especially with prom and graduation around the corner.” I smiled at her and nodded.

“Yeah. Not unlike you and Blaine last year.” I giggled as she rolled her eyes.

“Don’t remind me.” She huffed. I looked over at Duckie who was staring at me and Steff with wide eyes.

“Wait…” He trailed off. “This is the guy you were crushing on? This is the guy you said was never going to happen?” His voice rose slightly as the puzzle pieces finally clicked into place for him. Turning slightly, I tried to hide my red cheeks in Steff’s chest before either boy saw them. “Holy shit (Y/N)!” Now I was bright red and completely embarrassed.

“Andie.” I whined and looked at her out of the corner of my eye. “Help. Please.” She nodded before glancing at Steff.

“Come on Duck.” She said, taking his arm. “Let’s leave these two to it.” Steff chuckled as Andie literally dragged Duckie away. I stayed with my head hidden in his chest while Steff gently rubbed my back. I felt him press a kiss to the top of my head as one of his hands started to play with my hair.

“You ready to go now?” He whispered. Lifting my head, I looked around the now empty halls. Finally looking at Steff, I nodded. “Come on. I’ll give you a ride home.” He left an arm around my shoulders as we made our way out to his car. He opened the door for me and waited until I was settled before making his way to the driver's side. He slid in effortlessly and started the car. It was quiet for a while with just the radio playing rock songs. “What did he mean when he said the guy you were crushing on?” Steff broke the silence. Sitting at a red light, he looked over at me.

“Exactly that. I only ever told Andie I liked you. Duckie never knew and he never put the pieces together until you decided to make a grand spectacle of asking me out. I guess the pieces finally clicked.” I shrugged and settled into the seat a little more. Steff smiled at me and reached over to hold my hand.

“And never thought it would happen?” He chuckled. I turned to look out the window as the light turned green. Thankful he wouldn’t see my blush, I shifted again.

“I didn’t think you would ever like me back. Especially with the way you treated me.” I shrugged and pulled the hand I was holding into my lap. Dreading Steff’s response at my next comment, I focused on playing with his fingers. “When you said you liked me for four years, I thought you were making fun of me. When I left, I turned a corner so you couldn’t see me and started to cry.” I whispered. I heard Steff sigh.

“I saw you.” He admitted. I stopped playing with his fingers and looked over at him in shock. We pulled up in front of my house but neither of us moved. Steff turned to face me. “I felt bad for saying you treated me like shit when you really hadn’t. It was all me trying to get your attention. And keep it.” He shrugged. “I thought I would be happy as long as you noticed me. Gave me your attention. So I did anything I could to get it and keep it. And I did it in the worst possible way. I meant to apologize then and there. Not wait until school was over. But then I saw you crying and I felt like shit so I left you alone. I thought I had really messed up anything we could ever have just by having that talk.” It was his turn to focus on playing with my fingers. “But it made me feel worse. Especially to see you look so beat up at lunch. That’s when I decided to talk to you after school.” I gently stopped his hands, making him look up at me.

“You saw that?” I breathed out. He nodded sadly. “Why didn’t you say anything earlier?” I could feel the tears starting to prick my eyes. Steff sighed and his head fell again.

“I didn’t want to make things worse.” He whispered. “I had already messed it up by making you cry and saying that shit. I thought that when I apologized the last thing you would do was agree to go out. I thought you would scream and yell and hit me. Honestly I wanted you to hit me. Ruin my suit. Give me a black eye. Anything was better than what I was already doing to myself.” He looked up at me again. “What I’m still doing to myself.” I could tell he was upset and I pulled him into a hug.

“I’m sorry I didn’t live up to your expectations.” I attempted a joke but all I got was Steff hugging me tighter.

“I keep thinking I’m dreaming. That I fell asleep in math and the teacher is going to wake me up any second.” Steff breathed. “This can’t be real. I fucked up this time. I shouldn’t have you in my arms right now. I should be attempting to explain a black eye to my mom or explaining to my dad why my hundred dollar suit is torn.” His face found my neck again and his shaky breath made my hand go to his hair. “Not sitting in my car hugging you like my life depended on it.” I gently pushed him away and cupped his face. I moved some of his hair out of his face and smiled at him.

“Forget all that shit that happened between us okay?” I whispered. “I’m here now. I’m with you now. I’ll be with you tomorrow and the day after and the day after for as long as we need to be with each other.” His hand came up to cover mine. “Yeah you made me cry. Hell I’m just about making you cry right now. I think we’re even.” Steff closed his eyes and let out a shaky laugh.

“I guess we are.” He opened his eyes and smiled at me. Returning the smile, I pulled him close and gave him a kiss. His grip tightened on my hand and I could feel the need he had to prove to me once again that what he had said about liking me for four years was true. Pulling away, Steff kissed the back of my hand and went to open his door. “Your parents are going to be wondering where you are soon.” He paused when he saw the curtain move in the front window. With a smirk, he rounded the car and opened my door. “Or wondering why you’re sitting in a car with some boy for so long.” He chuckled as he helped me out. He walked me to my door and smiled down at me.

“Want to come in? Show them who that some boy is?” I asked as I ran my hands over the lapels of his suit. He shook his head with a grin.

“Nah.” He chuckled, his hands finding my waist. “Better to keep them guessing for now.” I giggled and shook my head.

“Again, you’re impossible.” Steff nodded as he leaned down to kiss me one last time. I held onto his lapels and leaned up to kiss him better. If this kept up I’d be addicted to him. But I didn’t really care. Steff pulled away and smiled down at me again.

“So…” he trailed off.

“So…” I mimicked him.

“Something Andie mentioned is stuck in my head.” He admitted. I nodded and smoothed out the material that I had wrinkled. “Would you go to prom with me?” I looked up at him with a smile. I gently shoved him off my porch and watched him walk backwards to his car. “Well?” he called out to me.

“Get lost Steff!” I called back as I started to open my front door.

“I’ll take that as a yes!” he called back before getting into his car. I rolled my eyes as I got the door open.

“Sure you will!” I watched as he pulled away, a grin on his face and his hand raised in farewell. I couldn’t help but shake my head as he drove out of view. The smile on my face widened considerably as I finally entered my house. “Sure you will.”

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