#also i think itd be hilarious if cucurucho got involved in like nap time somehow

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1) i am in love with you and kissing you right now

2) The artist struggle in the first bbh hc post, real and based. Im vibrating at the art possibilities on this one and i will join the art yes yes.

(Also i dont watch a lot of bbh but those headcanons are so true bestie. I love A Skeppy and ive been brainrotting about bbh, missa and phil servants of death so much lately)

Spider Roier you say? Well, think of spiderbit sharing a moment and Cellbit looks into Roiers eyes but then he completely doesnt know which ones he should look into.

Juanaflippa slime video kid is also incredibly based. Mariana slowly morphs into a slime enjoyer and doesnt realise it until one day hes squishing charlies hands like Flippa does. (Im normal about slimeriana and slime hybrid charlie i promise)

I love floating island Foolish and i love japanese pottery gold mended Etoiles. Fuckin wicked

Favela five dont own a bed they have a designated sleep room with matresses and pillows and blankets methinks. Theyre so used to using each other as blankets/ pillows that cuddling is an idle activity. Pac e Mike always standing so close + slime Mike changing form to somehow always be touching Pac.

I am constantly rotating the "since missa left phil has made a nest out of their clothes and blankets because bird man misses husband" concept in my head. They live in my walls man.

Trump is the only one with two human parents and their boy picks up new habits every day, so now Max and Dan have to learn how to clean wings, how to wash off slime stains, how to wrangle dragon babies, how to-

The craftier eggs like Ramon, Richas and Pomme would probably make jewelry out of the little shinies and sticks their tios and tias accumilate and gift them. In my mind Fit has a prosthetic arm (potato cannon perhaps) and its got a bunch of trinkets and bracelets made from what Phil has gifted him.

ALSO the bird peoples feathers made into accessories. The eggs' baby dragon teeth made into little charms. (I also gotta add a detail from a banger book i read: townspeople rebelled against their king, and since their weapons were taken away, they cut and used their own hair in making crossbow strings and weapon bindings. Methinks forever coded)

Common sentences, probably: "Whose fucking feathers are these???", "I told you to go shed outside and not on the couch!", "Mind the claws" + struggling to clip the eggs claws like they struggle with bath time, "Get down from the fridge"

And yes!!! I love unconventional affection!!!!! Lay in a pile! stand next to each other without saying anything! Fuck yeah weird sticks! Make odd noises at each other! Head butts! Only One Foot Touching and NO MORE! (Theyre all so autism)

(Also insert that one post of Missa being made of bones and werewolf Forever barely holding back from chewing on him)

I love having non-human headcanons for the qsmp members, especially for silly dumb reasons

I’m just saying, the image I just got of Roier trying to do a courtship dance for Cellbit and Cellbit not knowing wtf he’s doing bc they’re totally different animals is pretty funny

Or, I’ve had this idea for a while now, all the ones with wings gently tapping on the eggs or even each other as a sign of greeting.

Example: Bad goes to see Philza and they stand side by side and lightly touch their wings together, like a handshake almost! This could be done with tails too, that’s be cute,,,

Lmao Foolish’s love language being just straight up biting, Baghera and Quackity going into water yet somehow come out fully dry, AUGH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEAAAAA

Or all the hybrids going up to people and softly head-butting them for attention, and then the eggs pick up on it and now they’ve started gently bumping into people to get their attention ahhh,,,, this is adorable,,,