#also i think it’s because they can’t afford to fuck up any of gojo’s moment since… yeah he’s the majority’s favorite

[raamitsu]

good day for annoying people like me who won’t stop talking about the Awakening Gojo Satoru cuz DAMN

[thissacrificeisnecxesary]

America decides is obviously full of really great scenes but the Greg and Jess one really stands out to me I dunno. I think it just hits really hard considering all the build up for it like Greg and Jess have literally been bending to the Roy’s will since season one and of course we see their reactions like. We know they know they’re unhinged and unreasonable but they obey just kind of to progress forward and so it’s really interesting to see what crosses the line for them. And how it differs between Greg and Jess because it’s like. Jess has overseen a lot of criminal activity and morally dubious shit but letting the fascist win isn’t just like. Hypothetically bad like as a black woman that is. Really really bad and right in front of her face. And so it’s interesting like. I guess what I mean is Greg and Jess for all intents and purposes are almost exactly the same character. They’re in the same position they both represent the same class of people but the fascist really draws a line between them. Even if Greg and Jess align morally or politically being against Menken. Not wanting racism to win. Whatever. For Greg it’s like. This moment is just as hypothetical as every other crime he’s overseen. But for Jess it’s like she knows this is actually really really fucking bad and like. I don’t know I think it also shows a bit of how Greg is idoctrinated into their bullshit like it’s not completely just because the roys are pushy and pervasive Greg’s indoctrination also relies on his privilege - like being a white man he has the privilege to not think politically or actually see the consequences of this because even if he knows it’s wrong he won’t actually face a problem personally as a result of it. Which contrasts with Jess, because Jess has been pretty heavily involved in a lot of waystar and Kendall’s bullshit. But she’s not allowed the privilege to pretend that it’s not happening or ignore all of the problems like at some point she has to actually recognize this can’t go on any longer. It’s a lot like shiv and Rava as well. America decides is just not a good episode for women wow. It’s insane. I mean like. Cause the thing is you can look at what Kendall and Roman are doing and say well they’re not aligned with this racist they’re just doing it to block the gojo deal they’re not racist power hungry maniacs like menken they’re just selfish and ignorant but like. I don’t know. Being white men they get the privilege of being selfish and ignorant. Like shiv is selfish and ignorant as well it’s just a roy trait I hues but being a woman she isn’t allowed the same luxury of being able to ignore the fact that the man who will do what you want is also the man that wants to CLEAN the POLLUTED unities states actual words he used like that is just straight up Nazi shit. Holy fuck. It’s like even though what shiv is doing is self serving I believe her when she says it’s still morally not okay to enable menken. Like. I don’t know. It’s such a gut wrenching episode because you’re just watching a court of white men decide what’s best for the country, or more accurately their company. With no consideration for the state of the world after this. Like I mean they genuinely believe nothing happens and sure like. I mean I know presidents are puppets and. Nothing really does seem to happen but still. Instilling a Nazi into power is. Not good!

Back to the point I guess it’s just such an interesting scene for Greg. I think it shows him very plainly. In season 1 we’re introduced to Greg in a fairly sympathetic light but the reality is he’s only nice because he has to be, he’s only frugal because he has to be he’s only a Lib because he has to be the moment he climbs up the ladder and joins the fucking aristocrats he abandons all that shit because the reality is he never believed it in the first place. He just couldn’t really afford to believe anything else. And it’s not like this venture into wealth doesn’t have risks it has so sosososoos so many risks it’s not like he actually has tangible protection. Like the reality is Greg is doing awful shit and taking insane risks just for the sake of trying to make a fuck ton of money. He’s a dirty fucking capitalist hidden inside the body of a scrawny pronoun-user with a gay haircut. By season 4 he’s stripped of his emo hair and green windbreaker I mean fuck he looks like Donald Jr. fucking freak. Sorry I really hate Greg. I don’t know. I mean I know they’re all morally awful awful people I just feel a disdain for Greg because unlike the Roy’s he wasn’t born into this operation. In fact it took quite a lot of effort for him to involve himself in it. Which means he’s chosen to be a part of one of the most evil corporations in the world. He’s poor in season one too like he’s seen what these fucking people do to the peasants and he doesn’t care! And part of that I’m sure is survival like he sees a way out of poverty in this company but. Actually fuck that! Because uncle Ewan had promised him a. Fortune. Not only would he have been able to survive without waystar he would’ve thrived. But he said fuck it to everything. He said fuck his grandpa fuck his million dollar pocket change I’m going to go join the Hitler youth. Like what the fuck. Man fuck this guy. Sorry guys I just. Fucking hate Greg.

[shokobuns]

– VALENTINE’S DATES (JJK EDITION)

ft. itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara, gojo satoru, sukuna ryoumen, nanami kento, zenin maki (gn!reader)

GENRE: fluffy brainrot/headcanons! (whichever you consider these to be ig)

WORD COUNT: 1.8k

WARNING(S): suggestive themes.

ITADORI YUUJI – he’s the type of person to record your date for memories. he has videos of you looking out into the sunset to you chomping down on a bunch of noodles like an animal. with that, you two would just go around and explore tokyo, taking advantage of any couples’ valentine’s day discounts. he’d probably ask gojo for advice (he hands him a condom), but it’s horrible and he’d probably figure that out from nanami. if it’s the first date, he’d be nervous as hell and it’d be noticeable considering how jumpy he is, but once you start getting comfortable with touching him, he’d relax more and adjust really quickly. if it lasts the whole day, by half the date, he’s kissing your cheek, holding your hand, and wrapping his arm around you. yuuji’s really sweet and he’s also a gentleman, holding the door for you and being mindful of if you’re having a good time or not. when you two finally kiss on the lips, he gets flustered as hell and hides his face into the crook of your neck.

THE GIFT – one of those bead necklaces that everyone makes at home. the colors are irregular and in no particular pattern, but your initials are on it with a heart. he doesn’t have much money with the exception of food, so he can’t afford a super glamorous gift, but you wear it with pride.

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI – would show up at your doorstep with your favorite flowers, but once he gets there, he’s debating on whether he should be there or not. he just wanted to do something nice for you on valentine’s day, but he’s also thinking “what if this is weird?” he’s another person that gojo gave advice to, but megumi tuned him out because he already knows to not trust him for this stuff. he’s all new to this couple type things, but he rings your doorbell anyways and he’s about to put down the flowers at your doorstep and run away, but it’s too late. you answer the door with a sundress on and this man forgets how to speak, so he just holds out a box of chocolates and the flowers without even looking you in the face. eventually, you ruffle his hair and go back into your house to gather some sandwiches, water, and a blanket for a picnic at a nearby park. you’d have to be the one to initiate the hand holding and his face gets so fucking red, too. at the park, he gets more comfortable, talking to you becomes easier and he lets you put butterfly clips in his hair because your face gets really close to his and he likes to give you little pecks on your nose when it happens.

THE GIFT – flowers and chocolate, letting you put clips in his hair without complaints

KUGISAKI NOBARA – she’s also the type to bring you around tokyo and spoil you on valentine’s day and she’s definitely more assertive on the date, too. she constantly has one hand on you, whether it’s on the small of your back or she’s holding yours, and she’s not shy about kissing your cheeks in public, either. nobara makes you try on clothes and if she really likes how the outfit looks on you, too, she’ll have no problem buying them at all. you two do that thing where you pick out outfits for each other and try them on at the same time. for most of the date, it feels like she’s the one with the bolder personality, but as soon as you tell her she looks like “the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen,” she gets really fucking flustered. your classic red cheeks and she can’t seem to stop smiling, but at the same time she’s trying not to seem too embarrassed even though she’s failing miserably. eventually, she’ll get over herself and you guys would find an empty balcony somewhere and make out for the rest of the night.

THE GIFT – an outfit consisting of those velvet track pants that she thinks make your ass look good (the ones that flare out at the bottom), an oversized shirt, and a bunch of scrunchies

GOJO SATORU – the first time he sees you that day, he tosses you a condom with a ribbon on it, does a backflip onto a table, then puts a ribbon on himself. he gets an “i hate you” because he’s dramatic as hell, but he pouts and it makes you feel slightly guilty because he’s just so cute. anyways, for the rest of the day, he wears his glasses because it feels more casual and for the most part, you’re hanging out at home watching movies, making out, etc. there are definitely no more condoms left in the box by the end of the night. although, you don’t stay in all day. he does treat you to a proper dinner where you both are a little more dressier than usual and he makes sexual innuendos in your ear whenever he has the chance which is about every five seconds. you’d also be eating dinner next to another couple and he’d say some shit like “we’re cuter than them” and you would get secondhand embarrassment whether the couple hears it or not. at the end of the night, you two walk to a park at night and there’s definitely a little moment where he goes “hey, can you hold this?” and you hold out your hand and he interlocks his fingers with yours (yes, he’s cheesy like that). you’ve probably had to slap him on the back of the head a couple times. once you two get to the park, he shamelessly does cartwheels throughout the whole space.

THE GIFT – a condom, sex, a homecooked meal, cat ears, and a sanrio plushie that yuuji picked out for him

SUKUNA RYOMEN – honestly, you weren’t even sure if you were even going to have a valentine’s day date with him, but he shows up at your front door at 6 am ringing your doorbell repeatedly with a bunch of flowers and you look like absolute shit when you finally open it. you’re still tired, so you drag him back to your bed for a few hours and sleep a little more before getting ready and going out for breakfast. he’s the type of person to stare down other people for no reason and you have to calm him down during your little breakfast date so that he doesn’t scare people. of course, he eventually gets a little bored and blows your back out in the restroom which has you limping for the rest of the day. he takes a lot of pride in it, too. later at dinner, he tries to cook for you, but this man sucks at cooking and has anger issues which is not a good combination because he’s so close to punching the stove since he somehow ended up burning the pasta noodles? your kitchen is still intact, so you don’t question it, and you’ve already ordered takeout because you’ve already predicted it. sure, he sucks at cooking, but it’s the thought that counts, right? after that, you two fuck, like you’ve already been doing all day, but this time, you give a little manicure after. you teach him how to take care of his cuticles himself and paint each other’s nails black after.

THE GIFT – a vibrator, handcuffs, a dead rabbit he found and stuffed with its legs cut off. he also got you a nice bouquet of your favorite flowers, but he had to bark at someone at the store to get them.

NANAMI KENTO – this man will take you off to your classic fancy dinner date with wine, a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, basically the whole cliche formula valentine’s date. although, you’d notice that something seems a little off about him so you kind of just ask “are you having a good time?” and he looks back at you with a blank expression all like “are you having a good time?” that’s when you get the hint that he’s indifferent to the whole thing, so you quickly finish dinner in order to get home as soon as possible. nanami is a little confused as to why you weren’t having fun, but it’s all explained when you head to your bathroom and hold up two face masks. he hasn’t used one before, but you just tell him to relax and “stop and smell the roses.” he’s just like “i already bought you roses?” and you just shake your head and instruct him to lay down so that you can put the sheet mask on his face. the night slowly becomes more of a self care type time where you two take a bath together, wash each other’s hair, and eat cake. surprisingly, he ends up enjoying the whole thing and asks if you two can do the same thing next time. it ends with a peaceful sleep, you head laying on his chest and his arms wrapped around you.

THE GIFT – box of chocolates, roses, and some diamond earrings. the best dick of your entire life, both in the bathtub and in the bedroom.

ZENIN MAKI – this girl gives you a home cooked meal, but she’s actually good at it. for breakfast, she’s making some omelettes and rice and it’s one of the ones where it’s a sanrio character sleeping in a blanket. you’re just admiring her the whole time because she looks really pretty when she cooks. for a valentine’s day date, you two would go on a cute picnic with some bento boxes and eat strawberries while the sun shines. her hair is down the whole time and you play with it because she never has her hair down even though she looks absolutely gorgeous like that. she’s just relaxed the whole time and you’re feeding her compliments while keeps on this cocky exterior, but she’s internally melting. she also lets you braid her hair, so you give her some french braids, but not without adding some pretty flowers to compliment her face. later that night, you two play a movie in the background and you give her a massage because she rarely gets some time to let go and rest and you really want to make her feel good. eventually, this escalated into making out until you two get tired and fall asleep.

THE GIFT – home cooked meals and pair of earrings she saw you eyeing the other day.