#also i seriously came across a 14year old in my askbox which is why this is late

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second gender assignments | part two

tumblr only allows 10 pics to a post, so I guess this is 2/? LMAOOO also pls don’t take these to heart!!! they’re a little roasty and i am not an astrologist so pleaseeee don’t be offended 💀

ALSO!! this event is closed! any extra asks i get will be swiftly deleted 😌✨

ALPHA! but like.. you’re super emo about it bc you cant find an omega to fulfil your ridiculously high standards and expectations, and tbh you’re probably not even looking. get off your butt and enjoy your rut!!

OMEGA. chaotic? idk I feel like you’re a slutty omega with a great imagination (affectionate) you’re probably extroverted and go after what you what and like, and i love that for youuu! seriously cant even roast you bc librans are like fab and attracts all kinds of people, so the world is your oyster @trafalgar-temptress (also hiiiii and thanks hehe)

OMEGA. look, uh, i feel for you. a naturally fun (lil bit chaotic) sun sign, a v controlling moon sign, and a COMPLETELY CHAOTIC rising?? please— as much as you sometimes wanna watch the world burn— don’t take other omega’s birth control pills for fun. just. don’t. (also ty for the love uwu)

ALPHA. it’s just what it is. you love a good chase, love feeling in control, love to tease. your scorpio rising will reel in those innocent ones, and that gemini sun will keep them feeling loved and intrigued. your aries moon will probably wanna fuck that up, but tHATS OKAY

BETA. for some reason i always have a lil giggle to myself when i see aries and cancer in a persons big 3 together. i just wanna hug you. are you okay?? your pisces moon low key feeds off of that conflicting sun/rising energy. you’re still a ho tho

OMEGA. the cap in your chart makes you a little unapproachable, but once someone gets talking to you, they’re entranced. as long as they tick all of virgo’s requirements and give leo all the attention it needs, you’re a happy lil sub @chesirekittycat (ty for the love bby)

BETA. you good? bet you like to cause a bunch of chaos and then get all emotional about it. don’t envy the omegas or the alphas; you probably wouldn’t have any real fun with the burden of heats or ruts on top of all the crying that cancer sun makes you do (also yeah milestone WOO)

ALPHA. oooh this is sexy, sexxyyy. i see you strutting around in a sexy pantsuit with a low cut blouse, turning heads, confidently meeting people’s eyes. a tease. that aqua moon really be analysing everything while the scorp scrutinises it. let your libra take the lead so you can have a little fun, babes (and ty ily)

OMEGA. you’re hot, dreamy, and a little chaotic on the inside. you need to meticulously take your medications bc sometimes your heats get ROUGH. it’s all that pisces daydreaming, and all of that twitter porn. relax, darling, and it’s fine to get a lil aggressive with your alpha. they’ll like it!