#also i love giving shoko more moles

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

would u be interested in drawing yaoi satoshoko with trans shoko 🥹🥹

So Tumblr doesn't allow explicit stuff. The non censored version is on the SatoSho Discord

[longagoitwastuesday]

I know Mai is sort of like the typical "kind of a bitch" female character that often has a lot of sexist tropes playing around, but for some reason... I actually like her?

[liliesinrequiem]

Asking Something of You

A/N: I wrote this like last week and in light of anything dropping tonight, I decided to post this. Not even sure I've processed anything that's happened in the manga recently, but I hope you enjoy! To make note, I don't blatantly drop big things in this (just light threads) but the last bit is post being boxed.

Pairing: Satoru Gojo x Reader

Summary: Four times Gojo asks something of you and the one time you ask something of him.

CW: Nothing in particular because I didn't want to make this one sad tbh.

I.

Your phone rang as you walked through a store with Shoko. It was the first real break either of you had in a while. “Are you busy?” asked the voice over the phone.

“Very busy,” you answered as you shifted a shopping bag to your other arm. Shoko looked at you and you smiled at her. As if she could telepathically understand who you were speaking to, she shook her head. Gojo hadn’t been around for some days, but you also didn’t want to abandon Shoko. 

“Whyyy?” he whined. “It’s an emergency!” 

“Call emergency services,” you said. 

“But you’re the only person who can solve it,” he argued. 

“What is it that you even need?” you asked him. You looked at the dresses that Shoko was pulling out and comparing. With every option, you would nod or shake your head.

“Wanna see you is all,” he said. Endearing, even if annoying. 

“You can see me when I’m done with Ieiri today,” you said. “Until then, you can hang tight, right?” 

“Not sure I’ll survive long enough,” he said. 

“I promise I’ll give you all my time when I get back, okay?” you said. 

“Fine,” he said. “But I get to pick what we do, okay?” 

“It’s gonna be one of those cheesy movies, isn’t it?” you asked. You could already envision his smile at your question.

“100 percent,” he answered before hanging up.

II.

“(Y/N),” said Gojo over the phone. You stared at the clock in confusion. It was early in the morning.

“Hm? What do you need so early in the morning?” you mumbled. Your mind was half-awake as the other half fought to remain asleep. 

“I need you to help me out,” he said. “I need to get Megumi and Tsumiki to school, but I also have to do a mission…” You recognized the names as the two kids that he’d adopted recently. You hadn’t met them just yet since they’d been adjusting to Gojo and you hadn’t wanted to overwhelm them too much with too many new people. 

“Do you think it’s fine if I meet them?” you asked. You’d sat up on your bed and begun to move to get ready.

“I’d love it if you did,” he answered. “And I’d appreciate your help…you’re the only person I can trust.” He sounded tired. 

“Okay,” you said as you pulled clothes out of your closet. “Send me the address and head over there after I get ready.” 

“Thank you, I owe you,” he said. 

“Don’t sweat it,” you said. “I’m happy to help.” 

III.

"What is it?" you asked him. Your cup of coffee had gone cold ages ago. You'd barely taken a sip from it when Gojo waltzed into your classroom and just sat down without saying a word.

It was odd to see him so serious but the small frown on his face indicated that something was wrong. "There's a mole in our midst," he answered. Your eyebrows furrowed. Mole? 

"Huh?" you said. 

"Everything that's happened was too precise…like someone within our ranks has been leaking it," he said. You couldn't deny that. 

"Any ideas?" you asked. You had no names. All of the students that you and Gojo shared were trustworthy. None of them seemed to be acting strange nor had you gotten suspicious or anything. 

"Not yet. I'm gonna tell Utahime to be more cautious, though. What happened can't happen again. We got caught off guard. What if it'd been worse?" he asked. You didn't want to think about it. Yuji'd nearly been killed and the injuries that some of them had sustained weren't great. 

Things were turning upside down so quickly. "I'll keep an eye out," you said. "I'm guessing that wasn't all you wanted to say?" 

"I'm gonna head out and investigate some stuff. You willing to keep the fort down while I'm gone?" he said. 

"Absolutely," you answered. You'd probably have to move around the upperclassmen to later in the day to fit in the underclassmen. Manageable. A bit annoying but manageable. 

He got up and stretched before beginning to walk out. "Thanks, always know I can count on you," he said. "Oh, by the way, my phone will always be on in case you need anything." 

"Take care of yourself!" you said as he waved goodbye. 

IV.

“Satoru, you better take care of yourself,” you said angrily as you looked your husband in the eyes. Even leaning down, he was still so tall. 

“You gonna miss me?” he teased. 

“So much,” you answered. “That’s why you better take care of yourself, okay?” The two of you were splitting up to cover more ground. The sudden situation had taken a turn that none of you were expecting. But importantly, you had to find the students. 

“Promise to call me if anything happens,” he said. 

“I should be saying that to you!” you said. 

“One more thing, if something were to happen to me, don’t act rashly,” said Gojo. 

“You say that as if you know something, Satoru,” you said softly. You didn’t like to think of a possibility where he would get hurt. 

“I don’t. But I also don’t want you getting hurt. If something were to happen to you…” You smiled at him.

“Nothing will. Just as you’ll be okay. We’ll meet back up once this is over and it’ll all be okay,” you reassured him. You turned to start heading off to find the others. 

“Just promise me that you’ll take care of yourself,” he called out. You turned around and raised your thumbs up.

“I promise it,” you said. He smiled and disappeared. 

V.

“Satoru,” you said. You didn’t know if you wanted to cry or smile at seeing him again. Your husband in the flesh in front of you again. His arms around you were real. His warmth was real. The tears that you’d pushed down while he’d been trapped away surfaced up.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I shouldn’t be the reason you ever cry.” 

“I’m just happy, Satoru,” you said. “I’m so happy that you’re right here…” 

“You’re okay? You weren’t hurt too badly or anything?” he said as he pulled away. His eyes scanned your body quickly as if trying to find any injury. 

“I’m fine now,” you said. “But Satoru, are you going to fight?” He nodded. There couldn’t be more time for the two of you right now.

“Promise me that you’ll come back, yeah?” you said. 

“I will,” he said. 

“I know,” you said. “So, go win.” He kissed your forehead before leaving you to go fight. 

He’d win. He’d promised that he would. 

[gojoest]

SORRY FOR THE INCOMING GOJOHIME BORDERLINE RESENTMENT VENT!!

Firstly I totally agree with the fact that people can ship and make headcanons of whoever they want but shoving it constantly into your face and twisting geges storyline,character and words to be something fitting for their delusional asses is where I draw the line and hence my vent;

I hate it so much oh my god the ship is honestly sooo retarded coming from fans who force something that isn’t ever there into this “enemies to lovers relationship they have” or saying that they hatefuck in the canon setting like what????

It is explicitly mentioned in the official fanbook that Utahime hates gojo there’s literally no way around it. Proof being if you liked/loved someone or even considered them your friend you wouldn’t throw a scalding cup of tea at them, if gojo didn’t have infinity he would’ve gotten seriously injured. Also her behavior is kindaaa understandable considering gojo annoys the heck outta her and calls her weak in a profession where it’s really insulting but then again he’s not lying lol

They also have a strictly professional relationship where they MUST work and have mutual trust and reliance for their students to grow as sorcerers and put aside any resentments or beef. Yes they’ve known each other for like a decade but they also have very few interactions due to being in different locations and as a sorcerer you don’t have time for anything besides sorcery (proof being gojos tight schedule and only getting 3 hours of sleep) Theres almost no chemistry and their personalities also don’t mesh well I would rather ship her with nanami/shoko who she can tolerate being around. Gojo is more of a younger annoying sibling who bothers his older sister for shits and giggles

Also the shippers outrightly denying geges official claims of her hatred is so stupid to me like yes gojo thinks they’re joking or bantering but that can show that he’s socially awkward and doesn’t acknowledge social cues and how to interact (due to his upbringing ) and saying that they’re married behind closed doors and etc is so inane to me like what????

Also he annoys most stoic ppl; Nanami, megumi and utahime. Not just her, she just shows emotions while others don’t which keeps him going to draw reactions from someone so stoic and uptight. Also she’s not a tsundere, she just genuinely hates him

Overall gojo doesn’t really gaf about weak sorcerers or her especially since they’re only coworkers at the end of the day who must work in the same field together to ensure their students grow and surpass them. End of discussion and there’s no way around it

Hoping this doesn’t bother you, needed to get it off my chest lol

thank you for sharing your thoughts with me! i must admit that i mostly agree with you, gojohime ship makes no sense to me whatsoever and i’ve talked about this before. like you said the only vibe they give off is that of quarreling siblings AHAHAH when gege said that she hates him i didn’t interpret “hate” in the literal sense of the word, i don’t think she harbors malicious feelings towards him but more like having very low tolerance for his antics and personality in general like she truly can’t stand him bc he is quite annoying and arrogant which is understandable if we also add the constant mocking on satoru’s end, but at the same time she trusts and relies on him on a professional level, and she is cooperative with his requests when there is danger imposing. i think satoru trusts her too, after all if he didn’t he wouldn’t have discussed the plausibility of a mole with her and asked her to investigate (which she did). but that’s all, there’s not even a tiny hint of romance there but what do i know. which doesn’t mean ppl can’t ship characters that aren’t romantically compatible in canon, ofc they can! but there are healthy ways of enjoying things without being toxic and forcing the fruit of your imagination to others as a fact

[rezqwr]

Hi! Hi! I saw your message about the inbox that you had requested and am willing to do the matchups! For my fandom, I would like a Jjk matchup just like how you requested. Let’s start with the basic:

Pronouns: she /her

Preferably a male?

Personality: I am an INTJ Slytherclaw, Aquarius and a Type 6 when it comes to anagrams. I am a huge overthinker and stress a lot with anxiety. People tell me that I can be blunt which results in people thinking that I can be cold but in reality I try to be a kind person when it is needed. I am a realist and many consider me to be intelligent, often asking me to help with their work. I’m incredibly passionate about things I like to do and have a thirst to know everyone’s opinions as I feel that if someone is left out. I’m a creative person but sometimes my brain just goes blank, I hate when it does. I sometimes follow the rules and can be serious if I wish to be but normally I like to goof off and break rules, adrenaline rushing through my body is just a different feeling I can’t explain. I have a really dry sense of humour that usually is a mix of sarcasm, fandom jokes or self degrading jokes. I’m not that good at describing personality but here are a few kins if it is helpful : Navier, Mikasa, Regulus Black, Annabeth, Shinobu, Shoko ( Jjk), etc.

Looks: I’m slightly chubby and have a pear body shape. Upon seeing me, many people point out my eyes which are hazel with slight flecks of many colours such as green and amber being the prominent ones. I have a button nose and thin heart shaped lips. My face is round and my eye shape is almond. I am approximately 5’3. Two small moles are fixated on my right cheek and underneath my lip. My clothing style tends to be anything comfortable and classy. I prefer to wear black and colours that are darker, you will never find me wearing orange or neon colours. My clothing always consists of a dress of some sort. 

Likes: Chocolate, Anime, Reading, Drawing, Strawberries, Smell of Rain, Sleeping, Being the Best, Baking, Daydreaming, Murder Mysteries, Romance , Name hunting, Pinterest and Flower Languages.

Dislike: Loud noises, Jerks, Slow Walkers, Insects, Studying, Fake People, Self-pity, Getting below 90% in a test, Coffee, Snow and the feeling where your brain is blank and can’t tell what you feel like.

Love Language: Physical Touch and Quality Time

I hope this is enough information.

i match you with…

yuuta okkotsu!

okay first of all i feel like your energies would work really well together! you tend to be a bit more blunt, whereas he would tiptoe around the subject

he would love your creative side! even when you get a bit of a block, he would always try to either inspire you with stories, or try to get your mind off of what’s upsetting you

you would’ve made him feel welcomed when he first arrived at jujutsu high, including him in conversations & trying to gauge his perspective

he absolutely would have been blushing the whole times and barely could have made eye contact ahejdhejej

he knows that you don’t like bugs, so he would always take them outside, even when you’re insisting that he kills them

i feel like you’d be really good friends with maki, too! you give me strong maki vibes, so i feel like you two would really get along

honestly all of the second years, panda would give you piggy back rides & inumaki would joke around with you all of the time

in your first year, it would have been so obvious that yuuta had a crush on you (which may or may not have caused some problems with rika; maki is totally rallying for you and has threatened to exorcise her on the dl)

he would learn flower language for you and start giving you them as a way of flirting before you got together

he also proceeds to send your flowers when he’s abroad in second year!

you & yuuta have baking dates & he loves making chocolate covered strawberries with you!!! he would try to draw your face on the strawberry!! it was a really bad drawing, but it’s the thought that counts!!!!

he knows that you don’t need it but i feel like he would be so protective over you?? especially after shibuya, he always has an arm around you/is touching you in some way 😭

nobara absolutely idolizes you & your style, she wants you to take her shopping on off days

overall, you fit in very well with everyone & you’ve stolen yuuta’s heart (he has no intention of trying to get it back)

[wetfeline]

IT'LL PASS

gojo satoru x reader

CONTAINS; angst, unrequited love, modern highschool au meaning they don't have cursed energy or some stuff like that, cursing(?) not that much tho

NOTES; i haven't,,,, wrote fanfiction in like months lol please don't expect this to be top tier or something :( i think my writing actually down graded wtf also pls give me some ideas if anyone actually sees this cause i wanna continue writing i guess that's all ty

SATORU IS your first love (and is probably your last), the guy you grew up with, his snow colored hair, his eyes matching the perfectly blue ocean and you were sure you can drown in it if you've stared long enough. All these characteristic you've learned to grow fond of, and to be honest, you can't imagine your life without him.

He is your earth, the steady one beneath your feet who keeps you from falling apart.

The only problem is that, he doesn't like you back. Even though he never actually stated it, you were sure because you weren't blind to not see the signs.

All your life you have loved him, you were there through his up and downs, and you were also there when he experienced a girlfriend, his first love you can say. You weren't foolish enough to believe he would stay single forever- not with his looks and charming personality. It doesn't help wih the fact that he's popular too.

You were just his bestfriend, all you could do was watch on the sidelines with the other girls as he announced he officially had a girlfriend. But it didn't last long, really. You kind of expected that. It was his first romantic experience and you knew him well enough about the fact that he doesn't let people in very easily, and the girl was kind of annoying him, you guess.

You've heard the girl whine about the fact that he doesn't coddle her that much, and that he wasn't that good of a boyfriend unless it was for sex. You could only swallow and clench your fists as you heard that, maybe if it was me.

So when you heard that they broke up, you felt kind of relieved and happy.

Maybe you shouldn't have felt that, but you wanted to be selfish for once and delude yourself that maybe you have a chance now, now that she's gone.

You hate yourself for thinking like that.

—

"SUGURU, what the fuck? How did I get 30 out of 50 in the test," you hear Shoko complain as you and the black haired male snort at the same time.

"I wonder why," he replies,

You tune out their conversation as you focus your eyes on Satoru on the field, he was talking to another woman and that doesn't really bother you that much but the fact that he had a soft smile on his face, a smile that you thought was reserved for only you.

But that was you dreaming once again, thinking like a pathetic stupid fool.

The woman is a real beauty too, no wonder. Her legs were smooth and long, her bangs framing around her face perfectly and her face was practically a real life barbie doll. Tall nose, plump lips, long eyelashes and a mole under her eye. You won't even question why Satoru was looking at her with that kind of expression.

You snap out of it as Suguru nudges you with his elbow making you wither in pain, "What the hell!"

"Soo, what's making you look so sad?"

"I'm not! Go back to teasing Ieiri or something," you furrow your brows, still trying to recover from the pain. Him and Satoru is literally a pain in the ass. You were sure if you stayed with them long enough you would grow white hairs at your youthful age.

"No seriously, is it because of Satoru again?" He replies, raising an eyebrow. He wasn't a fool not to notice your unrequited love with the white haired man.

"No."

It's so obvious, he thinks, gazing pitifully at you.

You notice his smile and you grumble even more, his expression not helping you at all. Not that you expect comfort from him though.

"Y/N, It'll pass-" he starts off gently but you shake your head stubbornly, sighing as you know what he was about to say. You weren't moving on from him, and even if you tried, you were sure you couldn't. Satoru would always be on your mind, whether you like it or not.

Suguru exhaled as he always knew what you were about to do. It was always like this, even though he tried to confront you about the fact that this isn't healthy for you and your feelings you would always shake your head.

"Don't worry, he'll realize you're the one for him all along one of these days," he teases, wiggling his eyebrows at you to try and lift the mood up. You caught on on what he was trying to do and just played along,

"Yeah, he will," I don't know.

—

You stretch your arms as you stand up, yawning as you sighed in relief after realizing you almost fell asleep in class. As you were about to open your bag and get your lunchbox, you glance at the door and wonder why a heap of people was standing there.

"Y/N!" One of them call to you, waving you over.

"Huh, me?"

"Yeah! Gojo is here, apparently looking for you!'

'Toru? Here? Looking for me?

You immediately blush, hands automatically clutching your lunchbox as it sweats. Your heart was beating so fast you were sure everyone could hear it- you hope not though.

"You're one lucky girl, Y/N! I wish Gojo-san would also come to my classroom and call me, haha."

"Yeah, that's literally what I imagine every night."

Despite all those comments you could only hear your heartbeat ringing in your ears, slowly walking towards the door as you excuse yourself to your classmates.

"I'll be right back, guys."

You follow him to an empty cooking classroom, him closing the door, and you swear you couldn't breathe as you watch him stand infront of you. Little drops of water fell periodically from the tap into the sink. They made small ping noises as they hit the stainless steel basin. Accompanying it was another regular noise, as the second hand of the clock went round and round on its own merry path.

A constant noise, no matter the hurricane happening in life, the clock goes on, completely unaffected by the changes around it. 

Why were you so nervous? You don't know.

Maybe because there's a possibility he might confess, you think and you immediately shake your head, making him wonder whats wrong.

"What's wrong, Y/N?" he asks, and you know you shouldn't fiddle with your fingers, you know you shouldn't blush, you know you shouldn't assume just because he went to your classroom, asked you to follow him into an empty classroom with no one inside, the door closed, the two of you only inside. Yeah, you shouldn't assume.

"Nothing," your answer was short, and you immediately overthink. Was that too cold? You hope not. What is he even going to say anyways? Is there something important? Something urgent? Something.. love related and he was actually gonna confess his undying love to you?

You slap your inner self.

"Soo, what's the matter?" You try and converse with him, the atmosphere being alot more awkward that it shouldn't.

"I have something to say," he says, and as you observe his face, he looked more excited than usual, pink covering his cheeks and your heart falls. Before you could even think about it, he says something you've been dreading.

"I have a girlfriend," he says, "I've met them two months ago and honestly? Their attitude really stuck on me. I think they might be the one. Also, their appearance are really amazing. Like on the top. Like Anne Hathaway kind of pretty, like-"

He rambles and the fact it was unusual for him to do that, the fact that he looked so, lovesick made you look down as you could only suffer in silence. You tune out what he's saying because you knew that if you kept listening you would've sobbed right there.

Tears started to form inside your eyes. You were trying so hard to not let your legs give up because it was already shaking. He had a girlfriend before, but why didn't it hurt that much as it did with this?

Maybe because he actually looked so inlove than the one before.

He was only a meter apart, you could hold him, tell him what you feel, you want to, but the salt of rejection stings when the wounds of unwanted love are so open.

You have loved him for many years, but maybe it was just not enough, not enough for him to notice it, not enough for him to reincorporate your feelings, or maybe he knew you loved him, but he just didn't love you back in the way you did.

If I stopped loving him, that would be much more easier.

But why? Why is it him among all the other people, I wonder.

Satoru .. Please, fall inlove with me.

"Y/N? Are you listening?"

"Yeah, I am," you reply blinking your tears away as you hid your clenched fist behind your skirt, "How did you out of all people get a girlfriend, 'Toru?"

"Excuse me? I've had a girlfriend!"

"Once, and that didn't even went well." You look up at him, drowning in his features. How badly you want to see that face everyday when you wake up, they don't know, he doesn't know how badly you would like to kiss him everytime you please.

You smile, even though it doesn't reach your eyes.

"Congrats, Satoru. I wish you guys a happy relationship."

"Thank you."

You don't know whether to be grateful or cry about the fact that he's oblivious about your feelings.

Suguru, how do you let it pass?

[sasudou]

right so, i don't have that many strong opinions on side characters tbh, but i really do agree with what the op on reddit said regarding people getting too attached to quirky characters and expecting them to be something big later in the story even though they were never intended that way. i think personally for utahime (i'll get to shoko in a sec) is that majority of her fans want to see more of her simply because they ship her with gojo, even though that pairing has no basis whatsoever nor any proper foundation to make sense in the entirety of the jjk plot. i don't think utahime was created to be gojo's extra or whatever, i think gege created her with the purpose solely to show how gojo is being treated and percieved by those around him, he is annoying, plenty characters react differently to his antics. shippers ofc will treat this differently because tsundere is such a major thing in anime, needless to say i think it's wrong because utahime is an adult who has had to put up with gojo's bs for over 10 years, and regardless what some may say, i don't think they are close friends, or friends even, nothing in the show says this, i think they work together and trust each other simply because they have same positions in the school, same as kusakabe. now i think utahime could do anything in the story, if gege wants her to, but i dont think she's gonna be doing anything big because as the op on reddit said, if she did bare minimum then she'll continue to do so, her and anyone else. perhaps her role was to root out the mole and be done with it, perhaps later in the story she will suffer the consequences if the mole is revealed and for being in cahoots with gojou. other than that, gege just brought yuji and megumi back after almost a year i think? nobara still nowhere to be found, status unknown or know (dead?) manga is fast paced. shoko is supposed to be important because her skill is very valued as she's a rare technique healer, however she's also nowhere to be seen, there are theories that she could be the second traitor but im not sure? she's not in the higher rank nor is she a higher up so? she used to be trio with gojo and geto, they shared some experiences together but all that is just sidelined and exists/ sashisu fanarts are great i love them but i think they are deluding people in how close these three may have been if they even were.

the only female character that i like is maki, she has had the most development but a part of me still does feel like gege doesn't treat her that well either. idk, i wish i could know why but maybe again it's simply because it's shonen. jjk has a very limited cast and mostly what i see some people talk about is which ship is gonna be canon and which characters have most chemistry, i dont think this matters people will always ship no matter what. i just find it hilarious how on twitter people come up with 50 pages of essay trying to convince people why two characters that had the barest minimum of interaction need to become a thing at the end, especially when said characters hadn't gotten along for a decade. gege literally said that he cannot imagine gojo being sincere to any woman/ that alone is enough to confirm that his main character will not have a romantic subplot, at least no more than the one he "had" with Geto i imagine? dunno, the subtext is there. lastly i just don't care, if people wanna ship this or that, the main issue here is character utilization or better yet are they even supposed to be utilized more than what they already did. i think there's also a pretty good chance that many of them will end up dying, gege literally said no one can return to their normal daily lives after shibuya. needless, i think wanting to see a character more in the story simply because of the ship is a petty reason and just somebody having a wishful thinking that desires a wish fullfilment because characters serve as a projection.

idk, i hope this gives u some insight on what i had in mind but well, if u have more to share please do so! i enjoyed reading ur thoughts :)

yeah i don’t think utahime and gojo are that close lol. i don’t think gojo is that close with anyone—at least, not anymore (rip to my man geto). (this also ties back to a post i made previously about the interview you mentioned)

people in fandom will always ship (hell, i ship characters), but i think people need to learn how to enjoy a piece of media without constantly involving them. it’s totally ok for you to like a ship and want more content for it, but it sometimes gets to the point where they completely misunderstand/misrepresent the two characters and stop viewing the manga as a manga. writing is a form of art that has purpose, themes, symbols, metaphors, etc. it’s meant to be analyzed. you can have fun with it as well (shipping is often harmless) but that’s ultimately not what the manga is about. have fun with fandom, have fun with shipping, but remember to take off your shipping or fanon lenses when reading/analyzing the actual material.

i also don’t think utahime is meant to have a big role. her fans wishing they had more content is perfectly fine, but sometimes side characters are just side characters. like i said before, not everyone has a big role to play, and that’s completely normal. the best part about fandom is that you can produce content. write fanfics, creat art, think of headcanons, etc. if you like a character that doesn’t have much content, then make some yourself (which is what majority of utahime stans do, at least from what i’ve seen).

i don’t have an opinion on utahime. if i had to, then yeah i can imagine a situation where she might become relevant again, but i don’t particularly care one way or the other.

oh!! i also don’t think a majority of the characters will be alive at the end of the manga. gege loves his angst, he loves his character deaths, which is an aspect of his writing i love so much. i feel like a lot of manga authors (especially after gaining popularity) are scared of killing off characters or get stopped by their editors. there’s also an interview that states “among gojo and the first years, either one person will die or everyone will die except one person” and i can’t wait to see which one it is.