#also i just woke up after my siblings stormed into my room yelling about zoo day so

[twinksintrees]

just saw someone talking about seeing muscular dazai in fan fics and i’m just like. HOW. WHO IS WRITING THIS. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN HE IS A TWIG. A TWINK OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE. HE HAS NO MUSCLE HE IS BONES ALL THE WAY DOWN. MANS ASS IS SO FLAT YOU COULD FRY AN EGG ON IT.