#also i hope the blind warlock and the one armed monk are not offensive

[citromboy]

hi, im asking about your dnd characters? 🌿

HI LEAFY!!! thank u so muc i apologize for only answering now, it took me some time to collect my thots

i'll update this later with songs that feel like their vibes later! anyways most of their names are puns, usually in hungarian so yeah

Vilaaghito Toroñ - firbolg gloom stalker ranger

dude was a lighthouse guard (alone for Years) and kept the weird shit coming out of the ocean in check but something happened to the lighthouse and now he's running around trying to solve the situation. also he's a himbo with two swords.

Ross Dontaesh - half elf warlock of the archfey/celestial (pact of the chain)

so this dude is blind. there are two main ideas:

he gets a tattoo of some god to maybe get his sight back but it's fucked up and it might be a different diety idk exactly or

he stumbles into the feywild and makes a deal with the fae somehow idk

but anyways he gets a familiar from the pact and he can see through it. but get this. neither of them know how this is supposed to work. they keep amending the pact. it's just them constantly bullshitting each other and it's a headache for both of them.

i would love the archfey patron bc of the whole fae tricks thing but imagine a healing as a warlock of a celestial patron. like yes i cast eldritch blast. yes i heal. no bc i dont. yes i just did. we exist♥

Seraphino Withaneff - blue dragonborn tempest cleric/storm herald barbarian

idk storms are neat that's it. lighting and thunder. i dont really have anything specific in mind, just the vibe. but this is my second himbo character

Kophy - halfling divination wizard with the lucky feat

originally i just wanted to mess with the dm but the character grew on me. when she was young, she saw a vision of herself in the future, all powerful and shit but she also felt all the struggles she was gonna go through. so she decided to not pursue that, instead went for a major that is sought after and pays well (divination) and decided that she was gonna live a chill life instead. that is, until one day she somehow ended up in the party, accidentally causing the vision she was trying to avoid to be set into motion.

yes i poured all my gifted kid burnout feelings into her shut up

Feng??? - air genasi way of shadow monk

okay so i dont have a lot of ideas about them, just two facts:

they are missing one arm so all the unarmed attacks are just kicks bc i think that would be badass + backstory options

they get the levitate spell as an air genasi so they can sneakily just. walk on the ceiling. they can also teleport around bc shadow monk stuff. badass!!!

Rose Petals - wood elf arcane archer (i know i know, a fighter???)

new money going to fancy university where he's learning some magic but also diplomacy, anyways he gets expelled so he works for his moms' delivery service and he picks up a bow for self defense and wow he exists

Honorable Mentions!

creepy-wise grave cleric who keeps talking about creatures having been marked for death after the party kills them, bc if they weren't marked for death, then they wouldn't have been in the party's way

a gay sailor/pirate. that's it. probably a bard or a rogue. probaly a himbo