#also i found out recently my pothos is not really a pothos?????????? its smth else. cant remember
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
simultaneously like pretty pretty please please if i give you fertilizer will you grow a new leaf? and not drop any more? and also like
god i cant believe you need fucking fertilizer. youre getting whatever is in this liquid cactus fertilizer and youre gonna be happy with it.
#toy txt post#nothing shocks and offends me more than the emersed plants in the fish tank needing fertilizer#sorry can you not just eat the fish shit and decaying food please?????? kill the algae and eat that?#its possible that its a wonder my plants are doing as well as they are#chalk it up to stormageddon being an unkillable fucking beast of a plant. real cockroach bitch going through The Trials#we'll see if the wandering dude is up to a similar task...#also i found out recently my pothos is not really a pothos?????????? its smth else. cant remember#it was sold as golden pothos. and thats its common name. its not a pothos.#anyway i want the fucking monstera to pleeeease grow enough leaves that i can take a cutting and dunk it in the fish tank#man i bet it would look cool if i got it to block light on the 40 gal with its big stupid leaves and i vould remove the towel and not rely#on the electric light for pkamt growth in there#also. i love stormageddon. perfect baby. real trooper. but he looks like shit. hes so ugly. i need to prune his ass so bad into a better#shape hes Hideous rn
0 notes