#also i dont condone kissing dogs

[nemiisnemisis]

lil leona ramble, dont pay attention to me~

OK SO-

i literally both love and hate this man sm

like for one, yes i love how much of an asshole he is bc he makes up for it in terms of "im totally NOT a tsundere big brother/uncle trope" and i just go soft

but on the other hand, HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD ACTIVELY AVOID HIM IRL BC HE IS IN ALL DEFINITIONS: A SUPER SENIOR.

would actively talk shit ab him too bc its funny, but then i would get my ass handed to me by him (i wouldnt mind-)

anyways

ughghfj lemme just go feral for him pls, im begging.

he has actually taken over my life and idk if thats a good or bad thing (its a good thing bc cuddling my leona nesoberi is actually the sole reason i can fall asleep)

^ the leona sleepy powers gets shared wif meeee

yea.

i also feel so much cuteness aggression towards him

like i wanna bite him (affectionately and only temporary bite marks bc we dont condone hurting ppl we love)

i wanna shred him to pieces like a dog violently shaking the chew toy (figuratively bc once again, actually hurting ppl you love and care for is bad.) (yes this is throwing shade at THAT shithead)

auehhrhr ok im going to have to type the last part quick bc i will get too flustered (nemi is weak to affection so-)

i wanna just hold his hands and like give little kisses to his face bc he deserves all the love and affirmation in the world that he matters to me, and to everyone even though he doesnt belive in any of it.

i also want to just hug him and tell him that yes his brother is shit but also please do communicate bc miscommunication causes 90% of all problems and even if things are still very rocky with his family, it's still worth a shot bc ik he secretly cares for them.

erruhththht ok gushy part over.

why is he so ethereal, pretty and also masculine at the same time?? LIKE HELLO?? SHARE WITH ME. (nemi also has gender envy)

I wanna kick him in the nuts to see his reaction :3

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ptg maker moments that range from questionable to "maybe it shouldn't be aired":

hongseok and hui being tided up together to "strenghten their bond", going to the toilet together and right after honk said 'i saw something i shouldn't be seeing'

good luck cover team spent a lot of time practicing the choreo, and when they started talking about their bruises.. shinwon immediately took off his pants to show his bruised legs

wooseok's kakaotalk background

jinho filming when wooyu were showering and trying to peep into the bathroom

hongseok's solution to wooseok getting sleepy when studying was to put tape on his eyelids so that wooseok can't close his eyes and will stay awake

yeo one waxing hui's legs with tape

jinho alluding that shinwon's peepee is small

wooseok acting as woosun, a mock gf to hui, and hui singing pokemon raichu korean song to woo her

yeo one, yanan and hui ripping wigs off each other after 'trying to woo wooric' segment because yansoon won

wooseok being called the expert in apologizing

the whole pass the paper with your mouth game that went off rails fast

shinwon being a "nudist" becoming his main character trait for some reason

ptg getting suddenly woken up and looking very ?? on multiple occasions, also seems like half of them slept (half)naked

shinwon being caugh digging for gold (in his nose)

hui washing yeoyan's legs, putting lotion on them and doing little massage for them

when they were mixing see you again cover, honk's acapella layer was deemed "very sexy"

yanan getting mad and saying 'do you want to get hit' when kino was doing his makeup. also during taking yanan's makeup, kino held his head underwater for 3secs, for no reason really

when they played age reverse game (jinho became the maknae but wooseok was the hyung). jinho was called by everyone by his name and ordered around but still said 'oh it's new and interesting to be the youngest'. honk replied 'do you want to keep doing it [forever]?'

changgu saying 'how is that yanan never dated or held hands when he has 3 close girl friends' and yuto was shocked yanan has "this many" female friends

dorm b bathroom being filmed in it's natural state on multiple occasions, they didn't seem to clean up or anything to make it look nice on tv. same with their rooms in both dorms and trainee lockers in cube

yuto cleaning segment aka showing how messy dorm b really is, for example 5 single socks laying around wooseok's bed area. also yuto sniffling how bad their duvets etc smell

yanan saying yeo one's feet don't smell like human feet, rather like monster feet

jinho saying wooseok doesn't shower

when shinwon was doing a "let's work on my short temper" mission he wasn't allowed to get mad no matter what, wooseok knew it's once in a lifetime chance. for he example pushed the cola can shinwon was drinking from, making it spill all over

e'dawn asking shinwon where he had his teeth done

yanan saying changgu won't be allowed to enter china because he disrespected yanan's photo

dorm a ear wax discourse

shinwon laid on hui's bed and immidiately got spooked by the pile of stuff hui hid under his duvet. shinwon didn't hestate to lift it up and show it on camera, ultimately ruining hui's strategy to hide it all

that broken falling apart door in shinwon's closet

when shinwon went to dog cafe to combat his fear of animals and when he had a mission to kiss one of the dogs he said 'i don't even remember the last time i kissed a human'

jinho and hui were playing 'who touches the nametag first wins' and hui sticked his on his butt, and sat. so jinho went to the ground and attacked from the front, putting his hand in between hui's legs. not realising it might result in him accidentally taking a piece of hui's innocence... which ofc happened and had to be censored with a sticker

during the same game, honk told yanan his back hurts, implying 'pls go easy on me in this game' and yanan replied 'i don't care' (and won)

also during yanan and honk match they ended up lowkey wrestling each other, holding hands and kino shouted 'this is not a date!'

when yeo one was making dalgona, he kinda flopped and pd did one to show him how to do it right. jinho came and seeing that piece of dalgona asked 'what is this trash?', when he was told pd made it he immidiately backtracked and started saying sorry

during decorate dorms mission, dorm a and b both had 100,000 won budget each for their daiso shopping spree. dorm b had jinho tell everyone they have a 20,000 won limit each thus creating a budget, while dorm a had 0 organization. they ended up throwing everything they liked into baskets, obviously they exceeded the budget. they couldn't decide what to buy so shinwon got impatient and said he's gonna pay for it all himself

during cooking contest mission some of them sneaked out to buy ramen and added the seasonings to their dishes to fix the taste, also making it spicy knowing yuto can't handle it

wooseok putting milk in his eyes after he touched his eye with the same hand he was using to eat spicy food

[afreakingdork]

2007 Manga Reviews

So I’ve been trying to dig up old information on what year the first con I attended was and while I haven’t been able to solve that query, I did instead find a list of baby reviews I did back in 2007. I’d like to archive them here for prosperity. Word of warning, I was very young back then and I had no idea what I was saying. For example, I insinuated that being gay was a Japanese fangirl thing which is ludicrous. Also, inserting random Japanese into everything I say. Either way, I don’t condone what I said or even some of the manga I mentioned by any means; I’ve grown as a person. 

To the 2007 Reviews: 

ShinKuro: Or Gentlemen's Alliance Cross for those that aren't familar with it...Ok so I love this series and its awesome bottom line~ 1-3 are out currently, its one of those stories you gotta read over at least 4 times before you understand the plot, or maybe i have a focus problems who knows, all i know is you need to go out and read this, its got everything yo! Straight, yuri, yaoi...idk I'm not much of a gay fangirl, but hey ya gotta cover japanese basics~ Inubaka: Alrighty this one has 1-4 out, It's so cute the manga-ka really made use of her skills of drawing dogs~ You read it and your kinda like hmm Inuknowledge....and as you get one you begin to notice....OMA its got a hentai feel, yes folks the characters go hentai stylz~ School Rumble: Can I say it....THIS SERIES IS AWESOME...maybe its my love for crazy high school mangas (key= Ouran) but its so funny...first time I read it I had a bit trouble cause there is a TON of characters but after reading it a couple times you understand~ OH btw not really part of the manga description but I love Harima+Eri-chan such a cute couple, the heroine Tenma is ok, but shes so stuck on kurasuma that she just cant interpret anything else... (volumes 1-6) Mugen Spiral: All i have to say is this, WHY OH WHY DID YOU END!!!!!!! NOOOOOO THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE, TO GOOD A SERIES TO JUST DIE!!! YOU WERE LIKE AN AWESOME BASTARD CHILD OF INUYASHA AND BLEACH NOOOOOO!!!!!! (volumes 1 and 2) Shakugan No Shana: OMA CAN I EXPRESS ANYMORE LOVE FOR THIS!!! The adorable style the manga-ka uses is like my favorite ever!!! It's the first time I've ever seen an entire manga in that style squeee...the plot is so confusing though, i've read it like 5 times over and i still dont get everything~ but its to good so no matter the 2nd should be out soon Metamo Kiss: Ah its ok...not being in the favs of my manga repitoire(spelled wrong) but still...I read it....it's on 1 and 2 currently....the plots alittle choppy...and it gives the feel that the manga-ka doesn't have their head completely wrapped around whats gonna happen....but I love Body Switching so it makes up for it in my eyes... Absolute Boyfriend: Let's see my first shoujo I picked up~ I won't let it die...I really like it...humaniod robots yeah~ heehee so cute! It's a really good manga overall! Kedamono Damono: I still have trouble typing that title >< It just doesn't stick in my head well....I usually refer to it as kedamo so yeah....1 and 2 are currently out (like a lot ive noticed) not sure when the 3rd is due....plots a bit choppy...but its begining to get alot better....what can i say....I LOVE GENBEND! I have alot of odd manga fetishes....oh warning too...its got insane yuri and straight content~ He Is My Master: One word to cover everything that needs to be said about this-- LOVE -- insane amounts of love!!!!!! Millennium Snow: Bisco Hatori = loooove!!!! heehee I HOPE HOPE HOPE THIS SERIES DOESNT'GET DISCONTINUED! its the only vampire story Ive read (btw im not much of a vampire person...i dont hate em..its just not really fun for me~) chiyuki+toya = awesome....OH AND YAMI IS THE BEST >< 1-2 out

[benhardyisdaddy]

lovesick

MASTERLIST 

(hope u all like this angsty fic for #4!!! also: i DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING. EVER. I ONLY WRITE IT BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS SUBMITTED AND ITS FOR PURE ENTERTAINMENT. DONT FUCKING CHEAT!!!!    ok ty ily also this dumb ass site wont let me add the gif i wanna use of ben and im PISSED) 

Word Count: 2,111

WARNING: slight smut and cheating 

Ben had woken up that morning with no idea what was about to happen. He woke up to his alarm like normal. He showered like normal. He got dressed like normal. He went to the set of his movie like normal. He met everyone like... not normal. There was someone else there today that he almost recognized, but couldn’t understand where he had seen you before. You look familiar, but the type of familiar where he may have passed you on the road once or seen you at the local pub. He just couldn’t quite put his finger on it... That is until you were introduced. 

“Boys,” starts Roger as they all gather around in their costumes for the movie. 

You were beautiful. Beyond beautiful. The type of beautiful that had Ben staring at you a little too long. You were also young, around his age perhaps. You had the sweetest smile as you look to Ben and stare for a moment before looking away almost hurriedly. Like you had been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing. His heart fluttered as he looks back to Roger and pays attention. 

“I would like you all to meet y/n... My beautiful wife.” he says with a proud smile as you blush and softly wave to everyone. 

“Nice to meet you all.” you say, your voice like music to Ben’s ears. 

Everyone walked up to you and shook your hand until it was Ben’s turn. He walks up slowly, his eyes never leaving you. 

“Nice to meet you, y/n.” 

You shyly smile back and reach your hand out for him to take. 

“Nice to meet you as well, Ben. I’ve heard a lot about the man who portrays my husband. I must say, they got the looks right.” you say in a teasingly manner, but you weren’t teasing at all. 

Ben was beyond gorgeous as he smiles and drops your hand. Everyone was laughing over your comment as Roger brings his hand and places it on your lower back. 

“Shall we get you something to drink, love?” he asks as you turn to look at him lovingly. 

You smile and lean in to gently press your lips to his. It was insane how much you adored him. 

“Yes, please.” you softly say back as you slip your hand into his. 

“You’re more than welcome to join us.” says Rog to Ben as you both walk away, but not before you look to him and grin.

“More than welcome.” you repeat, causing Ben to instantly nod and follow behind you.

You all walk onto set and to a small room with a couch and a mini fridge in the corner. The walls were painted a bright green and the only people there were you, Roger and Ben. 

“What would you like, babe?” asks Rog as he looks to the fridge. 

“Oh, I can get it for her!” says Ben a little too quickly - something you noticed. 

“Thank you.” you purr as you slump down onto the couch, Roger following. “Water will be just fine.” 

Ben hurriedly grabs a cold bottle and brings it over to you. You reach out to grab it, your hand gently sliding over his long fingers. Ben freezes at the contact as you smirk and and pull away. 

“Thank you.” you say once more. 

Ben just nods and clears his throat as he steps back and looks around awkwardly. 

“So, Ben,” you start, making him look to you in an instant. “How’s it like working with my perfectionist of a husband? Is he working you to the bone?” you teasingly ask, causing Roger to laugh loudly and to playfully squeeze at your upper thigh. 

Ben notices and swallows hard as he attempts to laugh at your joke. 

“Oh, uh, no. Roger’s wonderful, but you should know that.” he says with a smile. 

You smile back and look to Roger as you lean forward and nuzzle your nose against his. 

“I sure do, don’t I?” you ask as he leans in and kisses you, his hand rubbing up and down your thigh. 

That was the first time Ben had met you and it surely won’t be the last. 

***

1 Month Later 

“What do you mean you’re leaving?” you sadly ask as Roger stands up and sweetly smiles. 

You, Roger, Ben and Joe were all a nightclub as you celebrate the final wrapping of Bohemian Rhapsody. The movie was finally over and you all couldn’t be more proud or happy about that. 

“I have to go and work on a few more things back at the studio, love. You’re more than welcome to stay with the rest of them!” he says above the music. 

“Actually, I have a flight to catch early in the morning. I should really get going as well.” says Joe as he stands up. 

You pout and look to Ben with big puppy dog eyes. 

“Oh, uh, I’ll stay with her.” he says to Rog. 

You smile and look back to Roger with big eyes. He nods as you stand up and walk over to him. You press yourself against him as he kisses you harshly. His hand runs down your back and stops on your butt, as he squeezes. Ben looks away fast and sighs. The two of you break away as you peck him on the lips once more and he’s gone. You turn around and look to Ben as he’s still looking away. You walk over and flop next to him on the large couch and smile. 

“Another round?” you ask loudly, slightly drunk. 

Ben’s eyes go wide as he smiles, slightly drunk as well. Another round and then another and then another. The two of you were on the dance floor and laughing loudly as you clung to one another and danced like crazy. Your head flies back as you laugh at something Ben did, your arms holding him close to you. When you look back to him, his face is now serious. He’s staring at your lips and then back at your eyes. 

“Do you wanna kiss me?” you ask, knowing the answer. 

Ben gulps and awkwardly laughs as he shakes his head no. 

“I’m sorry. I, uh...” he trails off as you just look up to him and smile. 

It’s like something came over him. A sudden burst of confidence hits and he was leaning forward and kissing you harshly. Your tongues clashed together as you elicit a slight moan into his mouth - which drove him crazy.

“Should we-” he goes to ask, not even thinking about Roger. 

But before he can answer, you already had grabbed his hand and were dragging him through the club and out the front door. Luckily, when Roger had left, that meant the paparazzi did too. You were in the clear. Once outside, you spin around and kiss him once more. His hands are on your hips as you bite his lower lip and smile. You back away and hail a cab as you both slide in. You’re all over each other in the backseat until a hotel pops up. You swiftly get out with Ben following behind you. You both are fast to rent a room and to get to it. Once inside, Ben slams you against the wall and attaches his lips to your neck. 

“This is so wrong.” he whispers against you. 

Your head was leaning against the wall with your eyes closed. You laugh as you tug at his hair and moan. 

“Just shut up and fuck me already.” you practically growl. 

Ben listens to you as he backs away and pulls your dress up. He swiftly tears your panties off, accidentally ripping one side in the process and destroying them. You jokingly frown and pout. 

“Aw, those were Roger’s favorites.” you tease as you smirk, causing Ben’s face to go serious.

He then undoes his pants and allows them to pool at his feet. You’re biting your lip as you lean against the wall and stare down at his throbbing length that’s hiding just behind the thin fabric of his underwear. He’s watching you the whole time as he pulls his underwear down, allowing himself to spring free. Your face goes serious as you bite your lip even harder. Ben smirks as he walks back to you and bends down slightly, picking you up. You squeal playfully as he slams you against the wall again, your legs wrapped around his torso. He lifts your dress up even more and without a moment to spare, he lines himself up and slams into you. You gasp at the fullness and moan loudly, not caring who hears. 

The whole night you were moaning out Ben's name, but you were really thinking of Roger. 

***

4 Months Later 

“Hey, babe?” you ask as you walk into a dressing room with Roger and Ben inside. 

They were all dressed up for an interview for the movie that was about to be released in months time.

“Will you hand me a water from the fridge?” 

Both Roger and Ben both nod and get up at the same time, pausing when they notice. Ben’s face turns red as your eyes open wide for a moment. Roger gives him a confused and serious look before bursting out laughing. 

“Nice one, Ben.” he laughs out as he goes to the fridge. 

Ben tries to laugh with him, but fails. He looks to you all serious as you ignore his weird look and focus on your husband as he walks up with the water and kisses you. You melt against him and smile as you run your finger against his bottom lip. 

“I love you.” you purr to him as he kisses you once more. 

“And I love you.” he whispers back before kissing you and walking out of the room. 

You keep smiling until he’s gone and look back to Ben. 

“Really?” you ask annoyed as Ben has the most guiltiest look on his face. “You do realize I call my husband babe, right? Not you. Do you know what could have happened if he thought something was up, Ben?” 

Ben walks to you and nods his head. 

“I’m so sorry. I don’t know what came over me. I have this instinct that whatever you ask for, I’ll get it for you. Anything.” 

You watch him with narrowed eyes, knowing he’s trying to say something else. 

“What are you talking about?” you spat. “It was just water.” 

You go to turn around, but Ben reaches out and grabs your hand. You look back to him with a raised brow and sigh. Ben stares at you for a moment longer before smiling sweetly. 

“It’s been five months since we first... Got together.” he says, thinking of the right phrase. “Five months of sneaking around. We don’t have to keep doing that.” he says almost excited. 

You shake your head and remove your hand from his, causing him to frown. 

“What are you talking about?” you ask rudely. 

“I love what we have. I love being with you. I... I guess what I’m trying to say is... Y/n... I love you.”

Your eyes go wide and your mouth slightly falls open. You blink several times and half laugh as you shake your head and take a step back. 

“I’m sorry,” you whisper. “You what?” 

Ben notices the unsatisfied look on your face and his smile instantly drops. 

“What we have is something special. I knew that from the moment I laid my eyes on you. Didn’t you feel the same way?” he asks sadly. 

You breathe out a laugh and shake your head. 

“What I felt was a really hot guy paying attention to me when my husband was busy. That doesn’t make him not my husband. I love Roger, Ben. Not you. A booty call isn’t love. You’re just confused.” 

“A booty call?” he asks, irritated. “That’s all you thought that was?!” 

“Of course I did! I’m married, Ben! I’m in love with Roger! I didn’t actually take anything we did serious, sweetie. Sex is just sex.” 

“You were just bored.” he whispers sadly. 

You just shrug and pull out your cell phone from your back pocket when an alert goes off. 

“Precisely. Look, Rog just texted me and I gotta go... I really am sorry, Ben.” you say with a serious tone. 

Ben raises his brows and looks away as he nods his head. 

“Yeah... Me too.” 

You watch him with a frown for a second longer before you turn around and walk out of the room, leaving a heartbroken and lovesick Ben all alone.

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Anonymous ask: do you have any pets? What are their names? Why do you keep them? What got you into keeping them? Do you have any future pet plans? 💖💖

Ok anon do u really wanna get into this convo? Itll take a while.

Okay so im at college so rn the only pets with me are my fishb a male halfmoon plakat named Cosmos Florence the second, a nerite snail named Nertb and a black mystery named Onyx. I keep them because god man i just. I just love em so much ya know? Its like. I have this little ball of hate and rage in my dorm who has such a beautiful personality and then to complement that i have these chill snaild who r just trying really hard. Back home we have even more pets and oh man oh man i love them?? They are what love and joy looks like?? We have my dogs, cat, turtle, lizards, birds, hairless guinea pigs, fish, and chickens.

The chickens are named Short Bread and Oreo bevause of how they looked when they were younger. Oreo is a little spunkyer that Short bread while i think short bread is a little…. Confused? Yeah just generally confused by everything.

We have Mr. T, our full grown, healthy red ear slider who lives in a small pond in the back yard with a few feeder fish he never ate. Those fish have grown to be his pals and he just. Hase never eaten them.

Then we have the birds, Able, who likes to tell at you if u look at her to long. Her hobbys are chewing through toys as she is hanging from them and being suprised when she falls. We then have Birbank, named after the airport my dad found him at, who lives very closely with his bf Ruby. Birbank is a grey and white cockatiel and Ruby is a green Indian Ringneck. They had being more than 2 feet apart for longer than 2 seconds and often u will find Ruby yelling when Birbank flys somewhere he cant go (ruby doesnt know how to fly) and birbank screaming when he realises the mistake he made. Ruby likes to give people kisses and is a lover, not a fighter. Birbank likes to hiss at peanuts and ignore everything besides Ruby. Next we have our Canary, Mango whos fav food is blue berrys and kale. He likes to sing when he hears trumpets and my flute. He has a club foot so when we adopted him the bird rescue we got him from was relived because no one else would take him. He is the most graceful flying bird i have ever seen! Finally we have the zebra finch named Shimmy. When we first adopted him he had a super bad plucking problem and was almost completly bald but hes doing much better now, aggressivly peeping when he hears the canary.

Okay now we have 2 lizards, a leopard gecko named Romeo and a crested gecko named Gargoyle. Romeo is a sweet boi with a chubby tail who loves his crickets fast and his meal worms slow. He has one of those reptile hammocks but he prefers climding his cave more. Gargoyle is a sweet girl who will only eat her food when it starts to harden again for some reason. We dont know why but she does and shes kinda a butt. But ya gotta love her!

Our cat’s name is Figaro and she’s currently bald. She had to get shaved, the vet said shes getting up in her years so when she stopped grooming for a month and got matts in her long fur they said she had basicly cat arthritis. Shes doing good and her hobbies are (well atleast when i was home) meowing in my mouth at 3 am to tell me she ate all her food and wanted more.

Wr have 5 dogs so just get ready for that. All our dogs but 1 is a rescue. Coal is a chow/black lab mix. She was adopted as a pup from a local animal rescue and she kniws the mist tricks. Shes a good girl who likes hugs, treats, and when u massage her face. Her favorite toy is a yellow stick that she will bring to you when asked. Shes the second youngest! Lily is the youngest, i sometiems call her satan but only because she is a trickster! You will turn around and shell be on the table eating food, stealing anything from coal, and trying to think up world domination. She and Coal are super close, when we got her Coal went all MaMa dog and now they are inseparable. What makes it better is that Lily is a half Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix so shes tiny next to Coal. Our third youngest is Scarlet, wr think shes the product of a long hair Chihuahua and a deer head Chihuahua. Shes a primadonna who enjoys her alone time and pets. She also like to be held, mainly like a baby so u can hold her and tub her tum. She also REALLY LIKES CAR RIDES like man even going to the vet shes jazzed. Second oldest is Vinnie, a pug my bro ham adopted. Hes super sweet and good he likes face squishes and whrn he naps his tail uncurles. He stands very proper like hes a gentleman and likes to sit on ur feat. He has a grain allergy so he eats special grain free food. Next we have the oldest of our dogs MY SWEET BABY GIRL GIGI. shes my sun and moon. We got gigi when i was 8 and when i was 10 my sister went to college, leaving her for me to takr care of. And well, shes literally the most important thing in the world to me. My sister got her from a breader (which i dont like cus dogs in shelters need homes) but shes a Brussels Griffon so the breader croped her ears and tail. I DO NOT CONDONE THE PRACTICE OF CROPPING AND PART OF A DOG UNLESS SUGGESTED BY A VET, SOME DOGS GET THEIR TAILS CROPPED BECAUS ETHEY BREAK BONES IN THEM AND THAT IS THE ONLY CROPPING I CONDONE. Her ears were cropped lopsidedb and improperly which brought many problems to her later on. She developed many ear infections that have caused her to scratch her ears until they bleed, has had medication for 3 different ear infections, and has almost no ear canal left. Her vet has told us she is almost deef. Also as she got older she got chronic dry eye and takes medicated eye drops for it but shes fine as long as she has those. She needs loud or sharp sounds to get her attention so i trained her to respond to clapping, whistling (which i do very loudly) and snapping fingers. She is a sweet heartb adn a super velcro dog! I cried for three days after i had to go to college and they drive her up to visit me. When im home she goes looking for me if im out of site for 2 minutes, will wait at the bathroom door for me, stare up the stairs when i go to shower, and press her face against closed doors she knows i went through. Whne she does the last thing i have to drum my fingers on the door so she knows to move back before i open it. I miss her horribly and i skype her almost every day, she gets super excited! The first few days i was gone she actually wouldnt stop barking at night. Shes also a cuddle baby and she doesnt sleep unless she is touching me ao it was probably rough for her. I miss her but ill be able to see her in october when i go to my sisters wedding.

The fish! Okay so my mother has a 75 gallon gold fish aquarium and a 30 gallon in the garage with nithing in it yet (shes thinking tetras). The gold fish tank has 2 butter fly tails and some bristle nose plecos. It also has many a snail rn! A friend of ours dismantled a large aquarium of his own ( he is going through a very hard time financially and im hoping everything works out for him) and gave us the plecos and snails. The snails are 3 rabbit snailsb one nerite (he gave us 2 but the other is with my betta) a few black mysteries, and a golden apple who i named Big Mama.

Lemme tell u about big mama real fast. I call her this because, first of all shes a full grown golden appleb second of all because shes a mama. He had a live planted tank thich included a moss ball he has been taking care of for 5 year, its the size of my head and when we put it in the 75 gallon it because the main pice of the tank. What we found out later was that Big Mama had made her family in ut and we have abou 20 BABY GOLDEN APPLES IN THERE ALONE!! He also gave us an anibius fern which i put in my betta’s tank and after getting to college and living hear for a few weeks i found out there were eggs on it because I KNOW HAVE MANY A BABY GOLDEN APPLE. these ones tho r much smaller than the moss ball ones, mine being hatchlings and those being the size of a finger nail. But anyway they have grown large enough where i can tell they r not pest snails and i will be rehoming them to other fish keepers in my dorms once they get a little bigger.

My mom has 3 hairless guinea pigs. Did you know that at petco people tend to walk in and drop off pets they “just dont want any more”? Well it hapoens a lot and my mom fell in love with them instantly. We have Billy, the oldest, Piggy, the middle in age, and sweet baby Bear who is small and young. They are all good boys and are doing very well so far in their new home! My mom had already owned billy and was looking into getting him friends, (guinea pigs live friends! They actually should be kept in atleast pairs but we were not aware at first, now we know better) all three of them are being slowly introduced! Bear and Piggy already live together but we dont want to rush this process and put billy right into the mix, that would probably be the worst think. They are slowly beibg acclimated to eachother.

I guess you could say i love pets because they are sweet and wonderful. I keep most of them because i know i can care for them, that i have the space, and the resources. I have the time and the will to foster a loving home for all my pets, and so does my family. Animals are a big part of my life and i love all of them with all my heart.

My future plans? Well nothing soon! Im in a dorm so Cosmos and his snail friends are all ivr got planed rn. But i hope to, onece in the distante future, get a tank with a school of danionella dracula in it, they are tiny fishb only getting half an inch in side. But id need a good tank for them since they school about 12 and id like to do the whome thing live plants (i also want one of those rimless aquatiums hnnnnnnnngh) i hope to upgrade cosmos to a larger aquarium b currently hes in a 2.5 which is enough for a betta, sure, but id rather he be in a 5 gallon. But really? I just wanna go home n be with GiGi more than anything.

Thank you for the ask!

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BLONDE AND BUBBLY: 02.15

an in this episode: we talk about your favorite couples from the hills!

madi: hi sexies! i’m madison ware and you are listening blonde and bubbly! this week is the week of love and for that i have four amazing guest for you guys! but before i present them, i’ll tell you which fantastic champagne we will almost all drink today! so the bottle of the day is an Armand de Brignac Gold Brut. without further ado, i’ll tell you guys our four guests! we have kazi and mia, and jinyoung and atlas! two married and solid couples that i have the pleasure to be friends with. i’ll start to interview jinyoung and atlas, then i’ll finish with mia and kazi!

madi: welcome atlas & jinyoung on this special valentines day episode of blonde and bubbly! I'm so hyped to have you guys!! Lets start without further ado with the first question: how long have you guys been together?

jinyoung:  over eight months I believe or in about that

madi: how did you guys meet?

atlas:  we grew up in busan, south korea, together, going to the same school and all though we weren’t actually friends. i always had a crush on him but i actually bullied him quite a bit because i was dumb and couldn’t even be nice to him. he ended up leaving to start training at bighit and i never really saw him until i came to the hills and we reunited

madi: this is so adorable!  what's your favorite memory of you guys?

atlas:  i have too many memories to choose from but i think getting to go with him on tour and see him do what he loves. it was really amazing to see how outgoing he was on stage and how he and the fans interacted and he even came down from stage to kiss me at every show so that was nice

jinyoung:  oh wow there’s so many. but i believe my favourite was when I took him to a dog cafe. you should’ve seen the way be lit up.

madi: awww!  who's the messiest?

atlas:  umm probably me, jinyoung is a clean freak and always is cleaning the house

jinyoung:  him. he probably said something about me cleaning the house. i like things clean. plus it gives me something to do

madi: i see..  what's your biggest pet peeve about your significant other?

jinyoung:  his stubbornness, in a way. my god, can that man get jealous. I want to smack him over the head sometimes but it’s not major.

atlas:  probably that he doesn’t realize how beautiful and amazing he truly is, but i’m working on it. he will realize it sooner or later.

madi: this is so adorable.  what's one thing you like the most in your significant other?

jinyoung:  his eyes, they’re what made me fall in the first place. he likes to believe he’s not soft but I could see it in his eyes, they’re warm, like home

atlas:  definitely his heart, he has the purest and kindest heart i’ve ever witnessed in a person. he sees the best in everyone (even if i don’t approve of it sometimes) and always wants to help make people feel better and make the world a better place. he truly is an angel

madi: im going to cry this is too much.  do you guys have any special plans for valentines day?

jinyoung:  uhh not that I’m aware of. I don’t make a big deal out of it because I think if you love someone it should be shown everyday not just go all out on the one day. but with that i’ll probably do something for him, maybe not big but meaningful

atlas:  i do have something planned that he does not know about and it will remain a secret until further notice

madi: oooooh...  Where was your first date?

jinyoung:  an aquarium. I love aquariums. anything water related tbh. i don’t even think I talked to him all that much I was too into the animals, but it was fun and he was very sweet.

madi: i love aquariums too!  What's your favorite thing to do together?

atlas:  personally.. my favorite thing to do with him is make breakfast. Well.. I normally make the pancakes and he will make the tea or cut the fruit. We are super domestic and always do stuff around the house together and take our dog for a walk or play with our cats, but I’d say waking up to him and then cooking breakfast together is a big favorite.

jinyoung:  I’m stuck between two. mornings, waking up to him and making breakfast and then watching the stars. those are just us things. the little things.

madi: this is all very romantic, i love it.  thank you so much for participating in this episode of blonde and bubbly, it was a pleasure to have you guys! I have one last questions for you guys; if you could give any relationships advice, what would it be? Thanks again for coming!

jinyoung:  ahhh you’re very welcome madi thank you for letting us on an episode. and oh gosh okay, um my advice would be communicate. I know a lot of people say this probably but it really is a big part. talk to each other, it can be hard sometimes but in the end it’s better. don’t hide things especially on how you’re feeling. whether you’re uncomfortable, or wanna try something. be open minded and respect each other’s choices. don’t wait to say things, just say them.  

atlas:  oh man, I really suck at giving advice but I will give it a go. I guess… don’t look for love or a relationship, it will come to you naturally and maybe when you least expect it. It could also be the person you least expect it to be, but definitely don’t wait around and look for love because when it is time it will come to you and if it’s meant to be it will be so amazing and life changing

madi: very good tips guys! we’ll now welcome mia and kazi!

madi: hi guys! tell us how long have you guys been together? 

kazi: been together for over a year, been married for 6 months, been crazy abt mia ALL the time:) 

mia: 10950.012 hours 

madi: and how did you guys meet?

kazi: we met in a lil town called toronto n she was sayin i liked toes in my butt? i hadn’t even TALKED to the lady before.. then we started dming and quickly became enemies

mia: i stayed in canada for a few months.. like two.. when i was 19 and i ran into him at a bar [wanted to know if they had mozzarella sticks] where i saw him flirting with eight different girls at once they were all competing for his attention he took them behind the bar one at a time and boinked dem all and i thought to myself well thats NOT sanitary so i started a rumor in the bar that he liked toes up his butt and he got mad and said hey, u there, stop spreading lies about me and the rest is history

madi: what's your favorite memory of you guys? 

kazi: my favorite memoryyyy idk there’s so many..when she told me she was pregnant (that‘s in the top 3 happiest moments of my life), when we got married, the whole day leading up to when i proposed n then when i actually proposed.. when we were fighting for like 2 days but we said we’d meet up on the beach in malibu to talk n we talked ALLL night n fell asleep there (didn’t get kidnapped by pirates).. when we babysat for luke and kaia the day after i told her i like her.. see there’s too many i could keep going 

mia: idk i cant pick one mostly because i cant remember my memory is terrible but also because theres so many.. but uhhh.. probably when we spent all night being weird and taking notes on each other and he was educating me about the weeknd and other artists he loved cuz i was really getting to know him and know what he loved 

madi: who's the messiest? 

kazi: i’m gonna say FATTY is the messiest esp cuz that one time he took a shit under the dining room table n it stinked the place up but i couldn’t find the freakin poop.. lil trickster 

mia: my boyfriend jose

madi: and what's your biggest pet peeve about your significant other? 

kazi: when she’s a stubborn freakin BRAT n she KNOWS i hate saying no to her so she keeps goin til she gets what she wants but i’m toughening up.. 

mia: not really a pet peeve but it just bothers me that hes kind of a pushover.. he’ll let anyone and everyone walk all over him wish he’d be more assertive and just punch someone in the face if they mess with him u know (i dont condone violence) 

madi: what's one thing you like the most in your significant other? 

kazi: i cant pick one thing cuz i love n adore everything abt her.. but i’ll say that i love her amazing sense of humor, her natural and genuine kindness, and her beautiful perfectly sculpted yiddies.. 

mia: hes so kind and genuine and loving to everyone and everything hes also really undertanding and patient especially with me 

madi: ugh you guys are so cute. do you guys have any special plans for valentines day? 

 kazi: no not yet, last year we went to paris and since mia’s pregnant this year we can’t go THAT far out but i think i might have an idea cookin so it’ll be fun 

mia: i forgot valentines day was a thing 

madi: Where was your first date?

madi: What's your favorite thing to do together? 

kazi: i think we spend a lot of time eating together we’re always cookin or doin smth food related.. that’s when we’re not havin SEX!!!!

 mia: iono i just like when its me and him [and our dogs] and we just talk for hours about anything and everything

madi: thank you so much for participating in this episode of blonde and bubbly, it was a pleasure to have you guys! I have one last questions for you guys; if you could give any relationships advice, what would it be? Thanks again for coming! 

kazi: date ur best friend it makes everything a billion times better 

mia: stay single 

madi: and that is it for today guys! i’m so glad that you accepted my offer and cant thank you enough! thank you so much atlas, jinyoung, kazi and mia for coming and participating! this is a reminder that blonde and bubbly was created by me and sabine al-masri who we all miss. and a big thank you again to mia for our amazing theme on tumblr, make sure you check it out! my name is madison ware, i’m blonde and i had wayy too much bubbly so it’s time for me to say goodbye!