#also how is the best freddy i've drawn a freddy i made for a fucking steven universe shitpost

[beepborpdoodledorp]

lazy ass meme doodles

[p2iimon]

I cant live like this. heres the post

CHARACTER FUR COLORS

sammy is a brown bear (like freddy).

his mom (NOT mrs emily. anymore. DIVORCE. her name is lilly) is white like funtime freddy

then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so its like cute.)

mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.

max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black already

...i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obviously. but shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.

and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason everyone else gets one. LOL)

micheals purple like classic bonnie (who… is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind)

like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet

then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.

DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not logic here the bears got divorced. and the rabbits too.

HENRY/WILLIAM TANGENT

the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking. no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think if he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bisexual but he obv thinks henry is some exception to him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself. or whatever gfgdjf

ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married to their wives and william isnt a murderer and so like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where THEYRE fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too

QUESTION ABOUT THE ETHICS OF A JOKE I WANT TO MAKE

(for context max is michaels son. and sammy is charlies twin brother from the books who turns out to be the alive one. and sammy raised max from when he was 10)

OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.

their parents had a thing for eachother.

and sammy and max have a more familial relationship.

and michael and charlie have a familial relationship.

but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all.

is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that's "his sons" dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess michael would be like. thats "my sister's" brother (but not really sister just nice to think of that way). and that is not someone you fuck*.

BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. but it IS a woman. designed to LOOK like his sister.

*ALSO im pretty sure this is subjective if youre just friends. yknow. i THINK i don't know. I've never had this relationship with someone.

the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a bit of an ass. 30 year old autistic man discovers fucking your mom jokes. his best friend is his son. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.

drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me