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[charterandbarter]

2am tma dnd au thoughts

broke: dnd jon is a warlock because jonny sims said so 

woke: dnd jon is a warlock because he is the epitome of the grey area between choice and circumstance, especially since jon’s internal conflict comes from his innate affinity for the beholding, his complex trauma, and his bullheaded resolve to value humans even at the cost of his own humanity. 

bespoke: halfway through the campaign dnd jon slam dunks the Beholding into a lava pit, then multiclasses as a Paladin of the superior deity of knowledge, the goddess Ioun. Eventually he settles on an Oath of Devotion because a] he wants to do better after all the people he tormented while in service to the Beholding and b] his love for Martin convinced him that spending his life protecting art & the people who make it (aka all people because life is an artform) wouldn’t be half bad. He gets the final smite on jonaelias’s Boss Form and kisses Martin (who was counterspelling the FUCK out of everything + generally being a badass) while Ioun-made fireworks explode in the background. He’s a Holy Librarian now. insert dnd flavored honeymoon.