#also honorary mention to Gimli: let's swear an oath

[eri-pl]

Elros: I became mortal.

M&M: we stole the Silmarils.

M without M: I didn't stop him (weeps)

Elros's grandson(?): I gave the crown to the wrong child, beginning the Israel-Judah Kings-Lords of Andunie split and a lot of problems.

Celebrimbor: I trusted Annatar.

Isildur: I kept the Ring.

M without M: I still didn't sail because angst.

Arwen: I became mortal.

(also, some superposition of Elladan and/or Elrohir: I became mortal.)

Any character in the Legendarium: Yes?

Elrond: What did you do?

Any character: Alright... but you can’t be mad at me.

Elrond: What. Did. You. Do?

Any character: Okay, first—I was minding my own business—

Elrond: BULLSHIT!

Any character: I WAS!