#also honorable mention to the Pathetic Patches. I couldn't fix him but I could dominate him and I think that counts for something | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lucaswarmhotchocolate · 5 months ago

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weak, pathetic, mean, hateful, and cruel characters are just my favorite. Gatekeeper Gostoc? I have a soft spot for him that rivals the texture of a 3 week old banana. Blackguard Big Boggart? I want nothing more than to bond with him while eating shellfish. Margit the Fell Omen? I need him carnally.

#this also applies to my other favorite characters; rick sanchez and voldemort #i just love mean and nasty men #from as mildly pissy as the blackguard to as murderous and blatantly cruel as voldemort‚ i need to give them all a tender hug #and while gostoc is annoying and locked me in a room with a knight i was Not prepared for #i can't help but want to take him to see the ocean and enjoy his freedom #also honorable mention to the Pathetic Patches. I couldn't fix him but I could dominate him and I think that counts for something

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