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rotshop · 3 years ago

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hewwoooo i had a funney little thougt and so now im continuing it <33333

n e wayssss here's sum fnky little mag main 4 hcs :]

Hank

-the blueprint the man the myth the legend the firestarter. anyways

-he struggles a lot more with speaking than he did pre-magnification, he can understand it fine but when it comes to finding his words he struggles. so!! he kinda just uses asl when he can and short phrases / grunts / noises, also has his own kind of language w/ you??? lot of tapping and misc noises that just mean things only you two understand its. funny actually. he'll just make some chirping noise at you and you go 'haha yeah that was pretty dumb.' deimos and sanford are both so desperate to know what ur both talking abt its insane.

-carries u around a lot!! he's always super duper careful and he prefers to hold you in his more normal hand, he always gets worried about his talons poking you too rough or him accidentally shocking you if he gets surprised. also likes it when you ride on his shoulders, u also like it because it makes you feel tall :]

-his jackets fucking massive on you you could get lost in that bitch. sometimes if you two can't get back to base for one reason or another he'll just let you lay on him and use his jacket as a blanket for you,,its always super warm and he purrs so !! bonus points

-if u get hurt he goes fucking mental buuut i dont rlly wanna add a bunch of violence warnings to this,,,so,,,we'll leave it at that

-also he adores the size difference, you do your best to kinda cup the sides of his face in ur hands when he leans down for you and they're just??? so fucking small?? he puts his overs urs and just melts in ur hands lol

Sanford

-WOOOOO BESTIE FINALLY GT SOMETHING COOOL HELL YEAAAA /J

-he's VERY nervous around you for the first while, he's incredibly not used to his new form and he's so so worried about accidentally hurting you. his hands always just awkwardly hover around you whenever you're nearby bc he!! fucking wants to be affectionate but hes scared!! hank has to kind of. give him a whole pep talk on this sorta thing and it does help calm his nerves a little but he's still super careful,,,whenever he's holding you or cuddling w/ you he always asks to make sure you're comfortable and he isn't suffocating you or anything,,

-once he gets more adjusted then whooo bestie. he already liked showing off his strength to you before but now its worse. whenever he picks you up and you kinda yelp a little in surprise before you lean into him and hold onto him a lil he just goes bonkers on the inside. he's carrying you most of the time since it just keeps him cool knowing that ur nearby and ur safe in his grip. also tends to keep you behind him whenever you two are on missions (u have to kind of. get him outta this habit just a lil bc he keeps being a lil too paranoid abt it and freaks out when you wander off)

-has claws now which he's very careful of around you but if u ever just like. grab his hands and hold onto em and just kinda. trace over the callouses and scars and scratches then he melts. has to look off to the side or something because he has a big dumb grin on his face, it doesn't rlly help tho because you can hear him purring

-he doesn't talk too much since it feels odd and it's easier for him to keep it to a minimum,,HOWEVER,,the exception is you ofc lol. he murmurs little 'i love you's and such to you a lot still, though he has to be real careful of his volume but!! on the bright side deep-ass voice lol

Deimos

-terrible awful man who loves to cause problems for you <333

-he's like a cat in the sense that he's always hanging around you and bugging you to get your attention, cannot keep his hands off of u for more than 10 minutes. im so sorry 4 you,,,,on the bright side though he does have this kind of like. shaky and faint purring that's a lil fucked up bc of his smoking but it's pretty nice. really likes just leaning over you and resting his head on your shoulder or laying down by you and laying his head on your lap. will not stop pawing at you or making little 'chirrup' sounds at you till you pet him :| get a hobby king

-OH YEAH ALSO HES SO FUCKING HAPPY 2 BE TALLER THAN U LOL,,,rubs it in your face a lot by looming over you and resting his chin on top of your head or putting his shoulders on top of your head like a rest. you can counter this by just stepping forward / to the side because he WILL stumble and he will eat gravel and honestly?? he deserves it. also he really enjoys being big spoon w/ you, same as the previous point he'll sometimes just make u (read : annoy you until you oblige) lay down if neither of you are busy so he can curl up with you. again his purring makes up for it

-he's surprisingly the most animalistic, given he's got a tail and claws now. he likes putting you up on his shoulders or back and carrying you around like that (but also having you wrap ur arms around his neck while he's carrying you like. bridal style sorta and leaning into him is fucking HEAVEN to him. adores it). its fun until he gets on all fours and skitters around :|| u spray him with a water bottle bc of this and he hates it

-speaking of animalistic y'know how animals playfight w/ each other?? he does that with you. he still minds his strength ofc but sanford or 2b will be watching from the side and there's almost always at least one, 'fucking CHRIST deimos, be careful would you?' but yeah no it's usually very careful and its rlly just him roughhousing w/ you a little. usually devolves into him just trapping you down into cuddling w/ him lmao

2bdamned

-oh baby u dont even know.

-(un)surprisingly he's the most like his usual self. his intelligence didn't drop too much unlike the others (there's always at least one offended grunt from Hank when someone says this aloud), meaning he was able to mostly keep to his typical routine. HOWEVER,,he does get a little more laid back surprisingly?? like?? he still works most of the time but if you work alongside him it's a lot more common now for him to just stand by you a little awkwardly until you reach back for him so he can rest his head in the palm of your hand. ur the only one he allows to see him this vulnerable and openly affectionate so please enjoy that. his purring is a little quieter than the others but you can usually feel it instead

-has some funny fucked up wings now. he barely even notices that he does it but whenever you come stand by him he ALWAYS tucks one around you and pulls you closer. also has a habit of just placing one over you while he's laying next to you on his stomach like a blanket. they're sensitive tho so if you ask to touch them he's a little hesitant at first, he trusts you though so he gives in eventually. but. yknow. please do be careful, even just tracing along tender spots with your nails can make him jump a bit

-his speech is relatively the same, a little bit lower and rougher but not too much change. you can hear the little bit of scratchiness in it but !! yeah

-his touch starvation bites him in the ass like this. at first he was able to ignore it for the most part but after getting mag'd??? no gd way. its part of why he just kinda hovers around you a lot more, he's not too good at asking for things like affection so he just kinda. hopes you get the gesture. but on the bright side he doesn't mind if you mess up his hair because he's a little too blissed out whenever you're running your fingers through it. more than a few times has he fallen asleep on you because you were petting him,,,he apologizes whenever he wakes up but you can tell he was happy you let him rest around you like that

#2bdamned x reader #2b x reader #deimos x reader #sanford x reader #hank x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #madcom imagines #madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #madness combat imagines

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jimimn · 4 years ago

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HI ITS ME WHO'S NOT OVER JJK BLONDE SELFIE AND WILL NEVER BE -💫

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <33333333

HONESTLY ITS THE WAY YOH SAY SUCH NICE THINGS AND I DISAPPEAR FOR DAYS ON END BECAUSE INCONSISTENCY BLEEDS INTO EVERY CORNER OF MY LIFE FNEKALKD BUT I'M GETTING DONE WITH MY FIRST LEG OF EXAMS ON MONDAY SO YAY TO THAT!! OKAY I THINK WE'LL MOVE SLOWLY WITH BABY STEPS JUNGKOOK DROPPED SOME SELCAS JIMIN DROPPED SOME SELCAS IN THE WORDS OF THE LEGENDARY JEON JUNGKOOK ALL WE NEED NOW IS "together..BAM!" (THAT'S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS EVER THE WAY HE SAYS IT 🤧)

YES IN THIS HOUSE WE SCREAM OVER JIMIN'S DISRESPECT HE IS THE PARAGON OF A MULTI-FACETED MAN THAT HAS US WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER. THE AUDACITY 😤

CHANEL X JIMIN LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN AND OMG THAT SELFIE THAT DROPPED?? SIR???? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?? I MEAN YES BH SAID LET'S DROP SELFIES IN BULK BUT THAT ONE PICTURE OF HIM IN BLACK(GREY? I DONT KNOW FHSKKAJF) WITH THE SHIRTS UNBUTTONED!!! THEM COLLARBONES ARE FREE AND THEY'RE THRIVING IN THE OPEN IN THAT ONE. ALSO HIS LIPS ARE SO PRETTY. OH GOD LITERALLY HE HAS THAT COCKY SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE KNOWS HE DOES HOT BOY SHIT LIKE SHUT UP OK YOU CANT DO THAT JAIL FOR U NDNSLSKAJJW

SUCH A FUCKING TEASE THATS RIGHT!! EVEN STRAIGHT MEN?? BRO LIKE HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL GENDERS JUST TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES FOR YOU IT'S INSANE AND OMG MISS SHIVI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE CLIP IN WHICH JIMIN HOLDS HIS GAZE WITH THESE MEN WHO LOOK AT HIM (i think it was bon voyage?) and when they cross each other he JUST SMIRKS AND RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR LIKE YEAH OK ALEXA PLAY I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. AND YES I'LL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYTIME 💗💗

12PM KST IS THE HOLY HOUR I TELL YOU ALTHOUGH I REMEMBER WAITING THE NIGHT BEFORE BE CAME OUT WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO COME AND BH WAS JUST LIKE "yea...no" OMG THAT'S AWESOME YOUR COUSIN'S VISITING YOU

HHFJDOSO YEAH IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THEY DID THE JUMP ALTHOUGHHHH I'M POSITIVE THEY'LL DO SMTH COOL LIKE THAT IN THEIR CONCERTS BECAUSE THEIR PERFORMANCE QUALITY IS JUST.. THROUGH THE ROOF IT'S CRAZY!! WHEN THE PERFORM WINGS?? LIKE HOLY SHIT NO CHOREO NO POSITIONS JUST BTS RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE MAKING THE CROWD GO FERAL I LOVE EVERY WINGS PERFORMANCE SO MUCH MY SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE ALWAYS AT A HIGH THEN. OOHH MY GODDD BS&T IS REALLY THAT BITCH!!!! WHO'S DOING IT LIKE HER TODAY NO ONE IS EXACTLY. AND NOOOO I TOTALLY GET IT WE THINK ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH THAT ACCIDENT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME. IF ONLY YOU'D TOLD ME THEN IN 2016 THAT THAT ACCIDENT WAS THE START OF SO MANY I'D BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWED (see: him basically stripping himself that one serendipity performance. holy shit.)

FOR REAL THO CHRISTMAS LOVE DROPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND DO YOU REMEMBER JIMIN SAYINF uUH iM nOt wORkInG oN a SoLo SoNg aT ThE mOmEnT heHe LIKE ALL MEN DO IS LIE OK AT THIS POINT. BYE. YES TAEHYUNG DID WARN US BUT ARMYS (LIKE MYSELF) PUT THEIR CLOWN WIGS ON AND THOUGHT IT WAS KTH1 LMAO. OMG I HOPE YOU DON'T SLEEP THROUGH ANY OF THEIR UPCOMING SONG RELEASES BUT I'M SURE IT'S THE BEST FEELING TO WAKE UP TO CHECK YOUR NOTIFS AND SEE "Big Hit Labels" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FIREEE. DUDE SERIOUSLY I NEED JIMIN TO GO LIVE AGAIN (although we've been well fed by namjoon for now🤧😌💗) LIKE THAT ONE YT LIVE WHERE HE SAID "O...M...G" SHUT UP STOP BEING SO CUTE I'M DHJSWLIFJWKALS

LMAO OKAY YEAH THAT'S VALID YOUR BLOG THEME IS BASICALLY ✨jimin✨ AND I LOVE THAT IT REALLY GRAVITATED ME AND YOUR URL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD YOUR BRAINNN 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

YES YES YES JIMIN IS SO PERFECT AND THE SOCK DOODLESSS 😭😭😭 oooo so when did you get into giffing? how did you start? BROOOOO YOUR URL'S ORIGIN STORY. I LOVE IT WOW YES IT'S DEFINITELY GOT THE REQUIRED ✨pazzaz✨

NOOO OMG THIS URL IS YOUR BRAND LIKE YOU'RE A LEGEND ON ARMYBLR I LOVE IT SO MUCH. BUT STILL!! IT'S YOUR CHOICE AT THE END 💖

OMG QUARANTINE DID IT'S ONE GOOD JOB AND GOT YOU INTO BANGTAN YAY. OMG YOU AND MISS LIFEGOESMON ARE FRIENDSS??? LEGENDS INTERACTING THIS IS SO COOL. LMAO THE PARADIGM SHIFT YOU MUST'VE FELT FROM LISTENING TO STAY GOLD (WHICH BTW THE MV...THE LITERAL CUTEST OH GOD THE LITTLE DOG AND JIMIN'S LITTLE SMILES DHSJAOWO) TO THEN GOING TO BST IN WHICH JIMIN IS BASICALLY STRIPPING AND JUNGKOOK IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO. YES BS&T HAS EVERYONE HOOKED THE POWERRRR. YOU FALLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH YOUR FRIEND'S ASSISTANCE OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE 💓 EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM 🥺🥺🥺

AAAAH OKAY MY STORY ISN'T AS INTERESTING AS YOURS IS BUT IN 2016 BASICALLY ALL I KNEW OF KPOP WAS GANGNAM STYLE AND WASNT WILLING TO CUANGE THAT PERCEPTION (FOOL BEHAVIOUR I TELL YOU) AND WAS TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER ONE DIRECTION'S REUNION AND SO ONE NIGHT (THE NIGHT BEFORE JIMIN'S BIRTHDAY 🤧🤧) I JUST STUMBLED UPON THEIR BS&T TEARS MV AND I HEARD IT AND I WAS LIKE OMG!! THIS IS THAT SUPER ADDICTIVE SONG THAT I'D HEARD SOMEWHERE AND IT JUST SPIRALLED FROM THERE I REMEMBER SEEING JIMIN AND BEING LIKE 👀👀👀👀 WHO IS HE I LIKE HIM AND JUST HIS AURA DREW ME IN SOOO MUCH AND WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO THEM I REMEMBER WRITING THEIR NAMES IN MY NOTES TO SEE IF I COULD REMEMBER 🤧 AND I STILL HAVE THAT NOTE FROM 4+ YEARS AGO 💓 AND YEAH BASICALLY SEEING THEM DO ALL THE MUSIC SHOWS AND STUFF AT THE TIME WAS SO COOOL AND MIND YOU BH DIDN'T HAVE SUBS FOR BANGTAN BOMBS THEN SO WENT ON THESE SKETCHY DAILYMOTION TYPE SITES LOOKING FOR ALL THE CONTENT I COULD CHURN OUT LMAO

AND YES!! COURTESY OF YOU I DID WATCH SOME RUN EPS!! I WATCHED THEIR CANADA ONES SPEAKING OF WHICH I LOOOVE THAT PART WHERE THEY'RE DOING THAT SONG GUESSING THING IN THE MORNING AND JIMIN SAYS "are you cold?" 🥺🥺 TO TAE AND HUGS HIM URRHRHEHSJSJSH AND I ALSO SAW THE ONES WITH THE PUPPIES GODDDDD I LOVE THE PUPPIES ONE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUNGKOOK AND HIS DOG (MIRI?) OH MY GOD THAT LIL FLUFFER AND ADAM IS MY ICON WITH HOW HE JUST DID HIS OWN THING LMAO.

BUT ANYWAY!! DO YOU HAVE A FAVE ERA?? LIKE DO YOU EVER LOOK AT THEM AND GO "Damn I wish I was a fan then" BECAUSE HONESTLY I WISH I HAD STANNED THEM IN THEIR DOPE ERA BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED JIMIN THEN DHKSOWID-💫

FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!!!!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!! AND YAYYYYY CONGRATS I HOPE THE FIRST LEG OF EXAMS WENT WELL <333333 AND OH MY GOD you’re gonna make me cry with the together baam goddddddd same one of my fave moments and jimin’s giggles after that 😭😭😭😭 my babies <3 :((((

that..... black suit selca....... that opened button...... like open one more dear sir who’s stopping you... just do it <33333 YEAH he totally needs to shut up with his i know im hot side it just kills me every single time 😭😭😭😭😭

LISTEN THAT BV3 MOMENT S H O O K ME OKAY????? THOSE GUYS LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS SO FUCKING SMUG ABOUT IT (AND HE SHOULD BE) AND THE WAY HE LICKED HIS LIPS AND RAN HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR????? LIKE HE KNOWS HE HAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON; NO MATTER WHAT GENDER; WRAPPED AROUND HIS LIL PINKY LIKE THAT???????

OH MY GOD ME TOO I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THE WINGS STAGE AND WATCHING THEM HAVE SO MUCH FUN IS JUST SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVVVEEE THEIR ENERGY DURING THE SY TOUR MEDLEY WITH IDOL AND BAEPSAE AND FIRE AND DOPE ZSXDFGFCHGVJBHJN THEY JUST LOSE THEMSELVES IN THE CROWD AND THE MUSIC AND ITS JUST SO FUCKING SURREAL TO WATCH HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY DOING WHAT THEY DO!!!!! kinda makes me want to find that happiness and passion in whatever i do in my professional life <3 and LISTEN jimin said the break the soul commentary THAT HE COULD DO SERENDIPITY SHIRTLESS TOO. THE AUDACITY. HE SAID THAT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST.

YOU KNWO WHAT I THINK JIMIN WON’T GIVE US A HINT BEFORE DROPPING PJM1. HE’LL JUST DROP IT ONE FINE DAY OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE HE DROPPED PROMISE AND CHRISTMAS LOVE (i wasn’t here when he dropped promise but i read that on twitter sdfghjkl) AND NO PLS NO I DO N O T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH JJK1 OR KTH1 OR PJM1 OR KSJ1 OR NAMGI MIXTAPE 3 OR HOBI MIXTAPE 2 OR ANYTHING BASICALLY YOU GET IT i had slept through dynamite cb because i had NO CLUE that they were gonna drop it at 1pm kst rather than 12 am kst. i was under the impression that since they dropped all the teaser pictures and the teaser itself as 12 am kst, the mv will drop at 12 am kst too. and I woke up like two hours after the mv dropped (which was almost noon my time) and i felt like A FUCKING FOOL AND I JUST 😭😭😭😭 NEVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN 😭😭😭

AND YES BABIE NEEDS TO COME LIVE SOON PLS I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH :((((( AND HIS O...M.....G HAD MADE ME FUCKING SOBBBBBBBBBBB his yt live god he looked sooooooo fluffy with his hair and his tiny hands and his puppy eyes and soft voice im just so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO NONNONONONO PLEASE IM NO LEGEND DON’T SAY THAT IM EMBARRASSED im just a normal fangirl who makes okayish gifs 😭😭 and ok yes so i started giffing LONNNGGGGGG time back on a different public fan forum from my country but i never knew the right process and stuff so obviously the gifs were shitty lmao BUT ANYWAY i got into gifmaking PROPERLY this in july last year and obviously struggled a lot in the beginning because i didn’t know shit about colouring and stuff lmao but i kept practicing and even though im not perfect rn i do think that i got better. i love giffing tho. its such a nice creative outlet and whenever i gif the boys it brings me so much happiness :( <33

AND YES ASDFGHJKL ME AND HER ARE FRIENDS SINCE A VERY LONG TIME SDFGHJK LIKE LONG BEFORE BOTH OF US GOT INTO BTS SDFGHJ and ah yes the whiplash lmaooooooo and you’re right god the stay gold mv is SO FUCKING PRETTY THE COLOURS IN THAT ENTIRE MV HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND JIMIN AND TAE AND JOON WITH THE DOGGO JUST EVERYTHING SDFGHJK <3333333 AND BS&T DUDE I GIFFED THE MV YESTERDAY AND IM 💀💀💀💀💀 (like i just giffed jimin from the mv but i did watch the whole thing 5647589 times <333333) AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I WAS A LILLY SINGH FAN (IDK IF YOU KNOW HER SHE’S A YOUTUBER) BACK IN 2016 AND PEOPLE BACK THEN HAD REQUESTED HER TO REACT TO BS&T MV AND I HAD WATCHED HER REACTION VIDEO AND (although it didn’t stick with me back then because i was a fucking fool) I DID SOMEHOW REMEMBERED THE JIN AND STATUE KISSING MOMENT AND WHEN IN 2020 I SAW THE MV AND SAW THE KISSING MOMENT MY BRAIN JUST!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE SOMEWHERE AND THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SEEN THIS IN THE REACTION VIDEO LMAOOOOO i wish i hadn’t been a fool and gotten into them back then :((((

AH NO OMG YOUR STORY IS SOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE ATLEAST YOU WEREN’T A FOOL LIKE ME TO NOT GET ATTRACTED TO BS&T THE FIRST TIME OF SEEING IT!!!! I WANNA HIT MY 2016 SELF LIKE DAMN YOU YOU FOOLISH ASSHOLE AND yes omg how did y’all do the subs thing damnnnnn i can’t imagine

AND YES THE CANADA RUN EPIS ARE LOOOVVVEEEE and that vmin moment plsssssss i cry everytime 😭😭😭😭😭 it is just so soft and innocent and tae’s little smile after jimin just turns around and hugs him 😔😔😔😔 i love soulmates 😔😔😔😔 AND MIRI YES OMG EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THE LITTLE CUTIE AND THE WAY JUNGKOOK JUST KEPT ADORING HER THROUGHOUT MADE ME SO SO SOFTTTT and bro adam is me. i am like that. lazy and un-motivated AF. although if i were a dog and jin were to be my owner i would listen to him so well and jump on him every chance i’d get 😌😌😌

GOD YES RED HAIR DOPE ERA JIMIN 💀 BABIE BUT MAKE IT SEXY 🥵🥵 AND OMG YESDGFHG MY FAVE ERA IS HYYH. ORANGE HAIRED JIMIN. PLS. HE’S EVERYTHING. I WISH I HAD GOTTEN INTO THEM DURING THAT. LIKE THAT ERA IS ..... SOMEHOW SO FUCKING WILD AND STILL SO ASSURING AND CALMING ????? KEEPS ME ROOTED LIKE IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN DFGHJKL AND WINGS TOO DAMN I WISH I WAS HERE TO LIVE ALL THOSE AMAZING ERAS. but even though i wish i had gotten into them earlier... i think i found them when i needed them the most. I was going through a very difficult time last year and they somehow they made me feel so fucking safe and at home that the connection was instant. honestly i’ve never stanned or felt a connection with any celebrity as strong as the one i feel with bangtan. its like... they don’t know i exist but they still know EXACTLY what im feeling and what to say or do at that time to make me feel comforted. Its weird god but its true :((( SORRY I GOT EMO I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT SDFGHJKL

#anonymous #replied #💫

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ccsthemovie2 · 4 years ago

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YUE!!!! yue yue yue

LETS SEE IF I CAN TRANSFER MY DRAFT TO ASK ON MOBILE W/O MESSING UP FORMATTING HORRIFICALLY WOOOOOO

YUEEEEE AN ASK AFTER MY OWN HEART <33 this is, again, super long AND YET NOT THE FULL EXTENT OF MY YUE THOUGHTS, PROBABLY??? this is a fave from a decade back or so this runs DEEP. Why I like them:

yue has just been a lifelong fave tbh. a beautiful and serious anime boy???? AND he’s the moon????? superficials aside, i am always really drawn to characters who struggle with being overly loyal to a sense of authority and deal with figuring out they’re allowed to have individual wants and needs. yue is incredibly ride or die and nearly everyone’s like....maybe don’t die actually!!! and yue says [there was a manga cap here of touya asking yue to take care of himself and yue going >:///.....alright]

it is also really funny how he immediately goes from I WILL KILL YOU to extremely protective i-am-your-angel-dad, both to watch, and to see new friends get into ccs and hear the hype about yue and go oh i cant wait to see your favori-AAAHHH HE PUNCHED TWO TEN YEAR OLDS WHATTT.

Why I don’t:

gotta say it, his clear card hit-fakeout was kinda weird, good thing i have rewritten that scene and can just refer to my personal-writing-folder discord server when need be,

Favorite episode (scene if movie):

JUDGEMEEENNNTTTT AND ALSO THE STUCK IN BIG FORMS EP AAAAHHHHH . episodes ive watched a billion times. when i was a kid i liked judgement bc i was like HES SO COOOL AND MEEEAN YESSS DEFEAT SAKURA WITH HER OWN MAGIC GO GO and now im like HE IS CARRYING OUT A USELESS CEREMONY AND FIGHTING A FIGHT HE CANNOT WIN TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE A CHOICE WHEN SAKURA’S BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE START WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. and to top it ALL off sakura telling him she wants to be his friend and him not taking her offered hand? OUCHH... ;w; big forms ep is HILLARIOUS bc its soooooo AWKWARD. the awkwardness of being at someone else’s house... trying to talk to your host when the ONLY topics you have in common are “i know a few things about your dead crush” and “my other self is YOUR crush”. sakura telling him that her dad insists love can last through reincarnation and eriol specifically being like “give up on clow because he’s dead” later, and he’s spying on this whole ep so he must be rolling around laughing right then. the fact that neither of these couples is healthy whatsoever but everyone’s working with what they have to try and lessen the awkward, and oh no its worse now. kero picking up on the clowtime pattern of “i have to do all the work around here” but honestly its just that it’s kero’s house and yue’s awkwardly hovering and sakura really really doesnt wanna make her intimidating guest do stuff. WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE BC ITS SUPER AWKWARD. yue then cleaning the entire kitchen while sakura is cleaning off kero. 10/10 episode.

Favorite season/movie:

sakura card arc!

Favorite line:

when he shows up at sakura’s house and and sakura’s like :0 and hes like get used to it.

Favorite outfit:

the one from that pic i have in my about where he has this light blue hair wrap aaahhhh

OTP:

YUEKITOUYAAAAAAAAAAAA. yukito and touya dating happily and then yue a few years later like OH. I ALSO LOVE HIM. yukito being super supportive and happy of it. yue and touya both feeling like “whats an amazing guy like him doing with someone like me...”. yue going in thinking oh i know what love is and touya raising the bar constantly. its good!!

Brotp:

him and yukito!! two people waking up in their situation scared and upset and stuck together, making the most of it as only they can. i think a lot of them both being like “noooo i want YOU to be happy and comfortable” and trying to do little things for the other when each is taking their turn being active. yue making yukito tea and getting him out of bed when he neeeds to wake up but just feels sluggish, yukito buying little moon decorations for the house he thinks yue would like....aaahhh yukito getting glow in the dark star stickers omg...realizing that there’s no one they’d rather share a life with like that. i think yukito’s the sort of person who doesn’t like to appear uncertain and takes his time being sure before communicating, and theres a sense of pride on yue’s part that he’s the only person, often not even touya, who gets to hear yukito put his thoughts together and be that sort of sounding board. yukito “growing up” in a big “often”-empty house i think leads to him talking to the air a lot, and now that’s yue!!

him and sakura, too!! slowly taking her up on her offer of friendship!! there’s an amazing bit soon after judgement where just her asking frantically if he’s okay??? if he’s SURE he’s okay???? after getting hurt protecting her makes him stop and stare....the switch flipped he is her dad now. i want him to feel like he can talk to her, especially about the Before Times, weigh the things he thinks are too heavy for a child against the things he wants to be heard, maybe see her face and be like oh boy i got it wrong sometimes. and also the knowledge that this is a friendship they chose for themselves!! that they were Predicted to mean different things to each other, but it would be something inappropriate and draining and a cruelty to carry out. this is an unpaved road!! if i keep going on and on i will go on all day but HIM AND KERO!!! HIM AND THE CARDS!!!! HIM AND LI, AND TOMOYO, AND oh just let him be surrounded by friends!!!!

Head Canon:

extremely touchy. like the first thing he did when he showed up for judgement was grab sakura’s face and i think thats just how he is. i think nobody in the clowsehold had any awareness of personal space and yue got so steeped in it that he is just like that now. big on affectionate hair ruffles esp with the kids and putting-an-arm-around-people that he’s barely aware of. it makes yukito a little sad to know that he and yue can never really connect like that but if he hugs himself yue will feel it so it works out!!

Unpopular opinion:

(gets up on stage) clowyue!! (half the crowd boos half the crowd cheers) was HORRIBLE (the cheering/booing crowd halves switch confusedly) essentially i really like to think about the wreckage and then healing from the sort of toxic imbalanced ambiguously requited never-labeled faux-relationship feelings-yoyo i imagine it to have been. but that means i need to acknowledge it happened. unfortunately most people who make ship content do so because they like it, and most people who dont make ship content do so because they dislike it. can you believe it?

A wish:

go to therapy please

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen:

DO NOT SEPARATE THEM

5 words to best describe them:

ok he looks very polite

My nickname for them:

moonboy...

#ask #why didnt u just publish ur draft? uhm. because.

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miyaniacs · 4 years ago

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hiii could I request a match up? I’m a straight white female, 15, ENFP, Libra. I have brown hair that reaches past my shoulders and hazel/greenish eyes. I’m 5’5 and more on the chubbier side lol. My passion is writing and my hobbies are reading and playing video games. I also draw sometimes. I’m very extroverted and I talk a lot lol and I could be very hot headed too. I’m very into Marvel and Harry Potter too. thanks in advance🥺💞

Ayyy what’s your hours fellow potterhead ☀️

And finally a marvel lover 🥵🥵

Sorry for taking so long to reply 🙃

~ Match Up ~

Nishinoya

Ok due to him naming his moves I’d say he can be consider a anime / manga nerd

So as soon as you introduced him to the wonderful world of marvel and Harry Potter

The names of his moves get even more extra

Like a really bad mash up of marvel & HP

✨ Adavaballkanda ✨

( sorry Slytherin here needed to use this spell to show off my bad side ☀️)

You probably first start talking because you’re watching them practice with your friends and you’re like

WOW THATS SO COOOL

When he does his move

And he’s all SMUG

And Tanaka is like :C I want female attention too???

You two immediately click

You’re both extroverted and easy to talk to ( yes I took this out of your ask since you really seem like a person that’s easy to talk to )

He’ll definitely play video games with you

You’ll also get close to Hinata

When you too get into an argument it’s living hell lol you’re both stubborn - he’s not really used to people talking back at him?

But he would never cross the line and say something that would hurt you

He’s actually a good person to have deep convos with? And a really good listener

You two are like hyper af during the day

And all philosophical during the night cuddled up in bed, your head on his chest

Yes he’s smug that he got a girl nowwww

And he’s showing you offfffff 🥵

Dates would be kinda active and outside most of the time?

Like Arcades, theme parks, etc

You’ll probs have abs after a few months from all the laughing btw

He’s still really caring and will immediately know when something’s up and will confront you about it

His intentions are pure and he really means no harm

He just wants you to feel great

Really loving Also

12/10 would recommend

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hc #haikyuu requests #haikyuu matchups #yū nishinoya #nishinoya hcs #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios

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mysterylover123 · 5 years ago

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BNHA Rewatch: Episode 44 “Roaring Upheaval”

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In which Deku’s panic about Kacchan gives me too many feels.

Poor Tokoyami. He looks like he’s being swallowed up by a monster.

Deku has a hard choice to make and of course he makes the choice that makes me love him the most.

DAMN THAT LOOK IN HIS EFFING EYES!!!!

Back to TodoBaku bickering again. Any ship of Kacchan’s that doesn’t involve “like an old married couple” bickering is doing it wrong.

The faces of two guys who know they’re screwed.

Deku there are no words to describe how much I love you and your brilliant, kind, insane mind. You are seriously the smartest and best of all characters and I swear my undying loyalty to you for all time. (my reaction to Deku’s plan)

I love this peak into how Deku’s mind works.

Hey guess who figured out Deku’s plan right away and even improved on it?

Smoldering TodoBaku flames!

Tokoyami and Shoji angst and bromance! Kinda ship it.

OOH BOY CONFUSED KACCHAN! THIS ADORABLE IMAGE, THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THIS ARC SHORT ONLY OF THOSE DEKU-TRYING-TO-USE-PARENTS-QUIRKS SCENE. HE’S SO CUTE AND KITTENY I JUST WANNA RUFFLE HIS HAIR.

“We could take on All Might” haha yeah right of course they immediately lose Kacchan after Deku makes that arrogant a statement.

Tsuchako vs Toga! This will be epic and bloody.

Toga is so freaking cute and crazy in all the right ways. Maybe she really is Deku’s best girlfriend, they’re exactly alike.

URARAKA AWESOMENESS!!!!

Uraraka’s annoying crush counter: 8 I think. And this is probably one of the most bizarre of all of them. Honestly, this scene just...freaks me out. Like, what are we meant to take from this scene? That Uraraka’s crush on Deku is like Toga’s obsessive, horrific murderlust? WHY? What does this add to their “romance” (which I now say in quotation marks, because I think romance needs to be mutual, and this has become completely one-sided now.)

My best takeaway from this scene is that Uraraka is not, in fact, in love with Deku, but rather wants to be just like him (and she does! Check out the Imitation essay for more), that she envies him his strength and power and wants to be like him the same way he wants to be like All Might, and that that desire is toxic to her - and therefore, she has to “put her feelings away”. That, perhaps, maybe why this arc really annoys me: not because Ochako “gets in the way” of other ships I like better (I do like Izuocha!) but because the story keeps implying that her relationship with him is toxic and obsessive while dressing it up like a cute love story. Why can’t she just like him and admire him, huh?

Toga is me here.

Oh fuck you Mr Compress

Poor Aoyama! Bb you saved Tokoyami later I don’t hold this against ya.

MOMO IS THE BEST YALL WOW SHE’S SO COOOL

Friendly reminder that Momo saved everyone and "group that could take on All Might” let him get snatched in about 5 minutes.

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHOSE SO HAS BEEN TAKEN AND WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE IS SAFE. NO ONE SHOULD EVER FUCK WITH DEKU’S VERY OWN KACCHAN UNLESS THEY WANNA DIE.

Holy shit he has the most beautiful eyes.

His other ships express their concern for him. Probably annoyed that he’s being ignored for Katsuki.

Ochako too. This, bTW, is the kind of Izuocha stuff I actually like. Just, nice friendship and taking care of each other (Well, OK, Ochako taking care of Deku. We need more of him taking care of her, please and thank you.)

And also Toga reminding us that she likes Deku too.

Speaking of. Yeesh he’s terrifying.

This one is intense as shit. I’m so enthralled by it, it’s hard to look away. Intense and really emotional all the way through, with everyone doing their best and still failing - you gotta admit, that’s one of the hardest things to watch in a show. To see characters you love in this much pain, it’s just agonizing. And it’s only gonna get worse. This arc is intense, no wonder I binge-watched through it the first time around.

BKDK CORNER

Behold the “Oh crap Deku got beaten up again how to express concern in my angry Bakugo way I don’t know does not compute” face.

HOW DARE YOU THATS MY KACCHAN

Holy Crap I was just kidding with the DBZ reference, that’s actually what he says! Compress calling him out for how devoted he is.

He’s right, though. That is his Kacchan. Hands off, ya smug bastard.

BEST GIRL OF THE EP: No new best girls this ep. I think I’m just gonna turn this into a MVP Girl corner instead until new ones show up. For this ep and this entire arc, the award goes to Momo Yaoyorozu. We’d all be screwed without her.

RANKER: Favorite LOV Quirks

5. Compression - Mr. Compress

4. Blue Flame - Dabi

3. Copy - Twice

2. All-for-One - All for One

1. Transform - Himiko Toga

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hey-hamlet · 6 years ago

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BNHA AU Ideas: Bamn! And the kid is 4

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: Izuku gets hits by a de-aging quirk and it turns out hes always been super cute.

izuku gets hit w a de-aging quirk back to like,, age 5-8

angst + fluff + dads happens

izuku, iida, bakugo, kiri and all might are getting groceries

not a great team for shopping but its like, just post internship pre cultural festival so its no a disaster

all might is there to make sure they dont do something stupid or get lost. he was kinda hesitant to go with them because he cant protect them anymore but they are little heroes! so they should be ok, right?

w r o n g

the villain attacks katsuki just outside the store, the only one of them that doesnt have a licence, izuku takes a hit for him and he and iida quickly take the villain down while kiri protects the bystanders

then izuku collapses and bakugo is ready to yell because if izuku takes one more hit for someone hes going to be the hit

all might runs over because even though its still dangerous he has a hero license (bc it hasnt been cancled yet because no one wanted to be the person to do it) and thats his s o n. iida is calling the people he should be calling

all might finds just, this tiny tiny green freckly mess in izuku's oversize clothing and he wants to cuss up a storm because FUCk hes liKe 6

bakugo runs over because all might looks like hes going to cry and hes not ready for that today and he sees this horrifically familiar face. he he does swear.

izuku looks so lost but he sees bakugo and he lights up!!

"kacchan!! youre so tall wow!!! so coool!!!"

and bakugo is going to scream bc f u c k hes so annoying and adorable. bakugo tells izuku that he is normally his age but got hit with a quirk that made him small and hes!! so excited!!

hes rambling about how cool the quirk is and wondering how long it lasts and how it works and allmight is just shell shocked still

"young bakugo, should we tell his mother?"

",,, inko is in america chasing down her husband to divorce him. i dont think she needs this shit right now"

"understandable"

kiri comes over bc whats happening? and he shrieks a little and hugs izuku

izuku is very lost but hes giggling bc kacchan's cool friend likes him, so maybe kacchan likes him now! bakugo is like "fuck why do i feel emotions thats wack"

so iida, having just reported what happened and now on the phone to aizawa walks over to tell aizawa everyones status. he and sees izuku and goes dead silent

"iida?? iida whats wrong?"

",,, hes,,, so s m a l l "

"wAiT WhAt"

"like,,, shrunk?????????"

"no sensei like,,, hes 5"

just a loud "F UUCK" as aizawa hangs up to run over

ok but they are all awkwardly buying the food bc they really need to get food, tiny izuku or no

and so izuku is with bakugo and allmight while the others do the worlds fastest grocery run

and izuku asks all might "mr? is your quirk being really tall? because thats super cool if it is!!" and bakugo is dying because what the fuck does all might say to that

"no my boy, im actually quirkless!"

"oh,, sorry sir"

"why are you sorry?"

"i dont know, but thats what everyone says to me when i tell them so i think its bad?"

and he just mumbles

"kacchan said i could play with him again if i got my quirk but i never did. do i get my quirk now? is that why we have cool friends??!"

and bakugo is going to cry bc all might looks so sad and he cant deal with that

so iida and kiri have bought all the crap and they are waiting out from with this tiny bubbly kid who they have to hold hands with or he Will run off to go look at stuff

aizawa shows up in the school car (,,, driven by mic because he cant fucking drive) and izuku is like OH HI

and aizawa is like ",,, hello?"

and izuku sees mic too and he thinks for a few seconds

"are,,, you two the new heroes that just started? from that really cool sports festival!!! i heard you from my preschool!!"

and bakugo is cackling be he fucking remembers that

and aizawa is red and nods and mic is like TINY CHILD WHO ARE YOU because aizawa didnt tell him what was going on

izuku is like "hi im midoriya izuku! please call me izuku!!" and mic is crying bc??? baby boy??

so they get an update ab the villain, apparently the quirk lasts for 2 weeks and allmight is caught between happy bc Tiny and sad bc My Boy??? he says how long it lasts and katsuki groans loudly

"bakugo?"

'AUntIEs iN aMEricA For 3 WeEKs"

"shit"

in the car all might has to hold him because aizawa didnt think this through and there isnt a child seat, so izuku is playing with all mights fringe because its long enough to be in his face and allmight is cry bc its his boy!!!!

they are up front because iida and katsuki need to talk to aizawa about whatever is going down with izuku. kiri is just there for moral support honestly, he is still pretty lost

izuku is asking present mic all these questions about his quirk ands all might is legitimately impressed at the control mic has because h looks like hes 30 seconds from bursting into a screech of joy at this tiny boy but his voice is just a little louder than normal

mic is singing a song in english

and izuku says "thats a rude song! my mum said so!" in perfectly understandable English and katsuki l a u gh hs

"I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SLIP UP HAHA"

and mic, cackling bc hes worked it out had to pull over for a sec

all might is red because hes been swearing in english the whole time oops

aizawa is like "Um????? whats happening"

katsuki, through tears : this little shit has known english his whole life but he didnt want more english homework so he just pretended he didnt through middle school and forgot to admit he could when we started UA

izuku looks lost bc what did he do?? mic is saying sorry to this tiny child for singing a rude song, iida is ab to have a stroke

mic and izuku chat about mics quirk in english happily and they pull up to ua and izuku is like wAIT WHAT. bakugo is cringing bc howwww do they explain this

present mic and aizawa, 0 clue what going on "its UA. you go to school here."

"oh, did i get into gen ed? is that why kacchan is my friend again?!!"

"youre in the hero course with me, brat"

and izuku looks upset and aizawa is lost because what kid cries when they are told they get to be a hero

"dont be mean, its rude to lie"

"why would i lie?"

when izuku says hes quirkless bakugo and all might look like someone kicked them

aizawa is like "wait,, quirkless?" and izuku looks at him confused because evryone knows izuku is quirkless

"yeah,, i have the toe thing-y."

and the kids face crumples

"does this mean i cant go into UA now??"

mic picks up the kid before he can start to cry and says "of course not! i bet youd be a great hero, quirk or not!!"

aizawa and mic are giving all might and Bakugo a Look because they look so sheepish

kiri and iida are lost because izuku Very Much has a quirk, it explodes him

all might all but pushes everyone through the gate and aizawa and mic are just staring at him because they Know hes not spilling something

anyway, eri comes to visit!! bc izuku is small!!

she calls him deku and izuku looks sad bc kacchan only calls him deku when hes mad at him and izuku just whispers "you can call me izuku please?" and eri is like "YES IZUKU HI IM ERI HELLO"

izuku is very happy

hes still like, wearing a shirt dress basically so aizawa gets momo, who has a little quiet "HES SO SMALLL" scream in the cupboard, then pops out to make him a onesie. izuku asking if it can be allmight and momo is like “OF COURSE IT CAN YOU LITTLE MUNCHKIN ID DIE FOR YOU”

izuku gets this massive fuzzy onesie and hes like !!!” yourequirkissocoolallmightiloveitsoftthaNKYOU”

momo just hugs him because hes so tiny and cute oh my lord

eri and izuku play heroes!! eri is lemillion and izuku is all might and they are defeating the great villain Kirishima

kiri wasnt warned he was the villain. he just has these kids yeeting on to him and hes so lost

all might and bakugo are trying to make a child sized dinner. they are working together bc if they pretend they are doing something important maybe aizawa wont kill them

aizawa is just,,, glaring at them. he hasnt moved from the corner of the kitchen. bakugo is getting nervous, all might is trying not to spit blood into the food

its like, 4pm? and izuku and eri are sleepy but they are Big Kids so they dont need to nap. all might and bakugo are trying to finish the food before they fall asleep bc god damn it they worked for this

aizawa is trying not to smile but they are so goddamn cute. izuku is cheering because they made katsudon

"kacchan how did you know this was my favourite!! youre so coooolllL!!!!"

bakugo, suddenly feeling crushing guilt: yeah,, im,,, awesome

aizawa is like, walking slowly towards all might and hes scrambling to think of something to spare him from his wrath

bakugo : OH YAGI WERENT YOU ALL MIGHTS SECRATARY

izuku, crying: OH MY GOD

yagi, crying also : thankyou bakugo i owe you my life

izuku is asking so many questions aizawa has to remind him to breathe

please tiny izuku is very fond of aizawa but no one has any idea why bc the dude is scary

"eraserhead sir, when can i see my mum?"

aizawa, suddenly wishing he had kurogiri's quirk: ",,,,you seee"

ok but like, just for a little pain

"it'll be like a sleep over, ok kid?"

"you really want me to stay? most kids wont let me even play for a little while, so no one sleeps over. i can stay home without my mum if you want! i dont wanna bug you,,,"

aizawa, feeling a rush of fondness for this terrible child "no its ok, stay here. youre a good kid"

baby izuku clumsily braiding aizawas hair bc his mum taught him

consider: baby izuku and shinso

baby izuku is on a need to know basis bc there is a traitor somewhere. shinso is just minding his own business and runs into a giggling curly boy

and hes like ",,, who are you???"

"im izuku!!!"

shinso just looking at him and groans

"of course its you. its always you"

he picks up izuku and takes him to aiawa. izuku is patting his hair happily

"i found the gremlin"

"hi eraserhead!!!"

"thank god

izuku makes him help with his hero notes because he doesnt know kanji yet. izuku is just telling him what to do while shinso does as hes told, trying not to smile

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peterparkyourassonme · 6 years ago

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can i have a ship with one of the boys and or a marvel dude please? hi i’m sammy👋 i am a 5'3" girl with very pale skin, dark curly hair and very hazel eyes. i have some freckles and random but very good posture. i am a very good dancer and i also love musical theatre and broadway. i’m a vegetarian. i am very shy until you get to know me but am very loud and sarcastic when i open up to you. sometimes anxious. i always put others before me. thank you so much! ps. I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH AHHH

hi Sammy! hope you like the ship, have a nice day x

from the holland boys I ship you with:

Sammy himself!

since he’s a bit of a shy boy himself it was kinda hard for you two to see you had feeling for each other. once you got comfortable around each other you labeled yourself as best friends. tom, who’d be one of your besties accidentally spoiled that sam was in love with you. like he spoils everything. it was after you and sam had an argument. ‘he hates me’

‘what are you kidding me he lov- uh he uh’

‘tom finish that sentence’

‘sam loves you’

that helped you start a kick ass relationship with sam

for the marvel dude (I think you meant character right?) I’d ship you with:

lil babe parker!

peter would think your like the coolest person ever. he’d love it when he would walk into your house and you’d just be dancing and didn’t see him come in. ‘hey don’t stop it looked so coool’

he found it fascinating how you were open en funny and hyper around him, but you’d shut down in front of new people.

he blew off your frist dat because of a mission. well he forgot to cancel and he let you wait until he came back and that’s how you found he’s spiderman.

at one point you’d be so done with the spiderman excuses you wanted to break up with him. when you got a visit from the one and only tony stark he tried to convince you not to. ‘look sammy, peter’s a good kid. don’t let him blow this but make him learn so it doesn’t happen again’.‘thanks mr stark’ ‘call me tony’

at the end of the day he was still you peter and you were his sammy.

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kujo1597 · 7 years ago

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Actually, That Was a Good Thing

Jaune Diamont was a force in Peridot’s life. She was the main reason Peridot was so poorly adjusted and is still jumpy at times.

Those boreing silver eyes, the reason Peridot has considered wearing coloured contacts on multiple occasions.

Logically she wouldn’t be coming to Beach City, it’s been a whole month without hearing more about the situation.

But things didn’t sit right with Peridot.

Soon she would find out why.

You can also read this on Archive of our Own.

Chapter 10

“Is it weird that I’m still worried about my mother?” Peridot asked.

“No, like, dude, she broke some of your bones, it’d be weird if you weren’t worried,” Amethyst replied.

“But it’s been over a month with no word!”

“A month’s not that long.”

“I suppose...” Peridot didn’t look much better.

“Maybe you should take self-defense lessons from Pearl,” Amethyst suggested.

Peridot mulled it over. “I suppose that could come in handy.”

“Aw dude, she can teach you how to use a sword,” Amethyst was more than enthusiastic. “You could get one of those cool swords that double as a cane! Some jackass’ll try to pick you off then you can whip out your cane-sword!”

Peridot found Amethyst’s enthusiasm contagious, but there was an issue. “Aren’t concealed blades illegal?”

Amethyst scratched her cheek. “I dunno, maaaaayybe you should look into that. But dude, a cane-sword!”

Appreciation filled Peridot’s body, she leaned on Amethyst’s shoulder. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Amethyst sounded confused. “What for?”

“Being okay with my disabilities,” Peridot sounded sad.

“Ah Peri... of course I am. You’d have to be the worst of the worst to not be.”

“Yeah, I guess.”

“And they don’t make you any less cute, sweet, nerdy, and just awesome overall.”

Peridot blushed. “You’re pretty awesome yourself. I’m so happy we’re dating.”

“Me too,” Amethyst was also a little red. “You’re the best partner I’ve ever had.”

“I love you.”

“Love you too.”

A couple days later Peridot came over to the beach house, she brought a duffel bag with a change of clothes in it.

“Hey Peri,” Amethyst smiled and waved. A glint on Peridot’s ear caught her eye. “Ah coool, you got that piercing.”

“Yep,” Peridot said with a small smile.

Amethyst inspected it. “Looks good.”

“Thanks,” Peridot laughed a bit. “It was surprisingly painful.”

Amethyst chuckled. “Yep,” she touched one of her earrings, “poking a hole through cartilage kinda sucks.” She leaned towards Peridot. “So, which hurt worse? Getting your tongue split or the piercing?”

“I have to think about that one. My tongue was split with a burning hot scalpel,” Amethyst’s eyes went wide when she heard that. “And I had to go twice since the first cut couldn’t go as far back as I wanted. But it wasn’t that painful. Still hurt of course, but the piercing was a sharper pain but didn’t take as long.” Peridot hummed in thought.

“Jesus Peri, I could never do that.”

“Hm? It’s not that bad. There’s also another method. You know how sometimes cheese is sliced with a wire? Think something like that. They take the wire and clamp your tongue then-”

“Nope,” Amethyst cut Peridot off. “No more about that. The burning scalpel thing doesn’t sound so bad suddenly.”

Peridot giggled. “You didn’t strike me as the squeamish type.”

“Yeah,” Amethyst rubbed the back of her neck.

“There’s nothing wrong with that. I must confess, I get a bit squeamish around broken bones.” Peridot went against her instinct to add, “that just happens when you see your own knee shards.”

“But that’s about it, huh.”

“Pretty much, yeah. Studying biology helped with that.”

“Alright you two.”

Pearl’s voice startled Peridot and Amethyst. The soldier-turned-dancer hasn’t lost her touch.

“If you’re done talking I have a lesson to teach.”

“Oh, okay,” that was quicker than Peridot expected. “I need to change first.”

“I’ll meet you in the back yard,” and with that, Pearl left.

Peridot quickly changed into a tanktop and shorts, the closest thing she had to athletic wear. Then she went into the backyard and saw Pearl standing there waiting near some rose bushes.

“Glad you could show up. Now, we’ll start with some stretches then run laps to warm up.”

“Oh, so you’re not just jumping into the lesson?” Peridot asked.

Pearl put her hands on her hips. “No, of course not, do you want cramps?”

“Alright, just let me change my foot.”

So Peridot did then Pearl led her through some stretches before running laps.

When they were finished Peridot doubled-over and started coughing hard.

“Hey, you okay?” Amethyst asked.

“Well, I’m not coughing up black gunk,” Peridot joked as she pulled out her inhaler.

Pearl raised an eyebrow. “You didn’t used to have asthma.”

“Smoke inhalation,” Peridot responded after a couple puffs. “It’s not uncommon.”

“Well,” Pearl ran over Peridot’s physical limitations in her head before continuing to speak, “at least you don’t need to run around when fending off an attacker. You’ll need to run away of course but other then that.”

“Remember, my main concern is well over a foot taller than me.”

“That’s not important in this case, no matter how tall a person is they have the same bone and muscle structure as any other.”

“Okay.”

“Are you ready for the lesson?”

“Yep,” Peridot put her inhaler away.

“Alright,” Pearl cleared her throat. “You should avoid punching somebody in the face, you’re at high risk of breaking your knuckles if you do that. If you want to strike a person’s face do it with either your elbow or the heel of your hand, like this,” Pearl demonstrated and Peridot copied her. “Close, your thumb wasn’t placed correctly.” She showed Peridot again and Peridot got it. “Excellent.”

They went over the move a few times before Pearl moved on.

“Of course when against somebody as tall as you claim your mother is you should strike their solar plexus with your elbow. In fact, your elbows and knees are valuable weapons.”

Peridot laughed with a crooked smile. “Well, my elbows perhaps.”

“Ah, right,” Pearl glanced at the scar on Peridot’s knee then fidgeted with her fingers.

“Pearl, it was a joke,” Peridot was too used to talking to Lapis and Amethyst apparently. She decided to get things back on track. “So, any special way I should use my elbows?”

Pearl regained her vigor and spent the next few hours teaching Peridot self-defense.

A week later Peridot went to the beach house short of breath of barely able to walk.

“It can’t be happening,” ran through her mind on a loop.

She even had a hard time knocking on the door.

Almost as if she predicted Peridot’s arrival Garnet opened the door.

“What’s wrong?” She asked.

“My mother,” Peridot struggled to even get that out.

Garnet didn’t seem surprised or perhaps that was just Garnet being Garnet.

“Please, come in.”

Peridot complied and sat on the couch, Garnet called Pearl and Amethyst into the room. It didn’t take long for them to arrive.

“Okay Peridot,” Garnet took charge, “I need you to calmly explain what’s going on.”

“I got this e-mail,” Peridot pulled it up on her phone then placed the device on the table for everyone to see.

Peridot.

I am in the area and would like to meet up with you. I heard about your financial situation and have a proposition for you.

E-mail me the address of a decent restaurant so we can meet there.

Jaune Diamont

Amethyst blurted out, “What a frigid bitch.”

And Pearl glared at her. “Language.”

“Yeah, I think there’s something more important going on here,” Amethyst gave Pearl a dirty look.

“It’s good that she wants to meet in a public place,” Garnet said.

“What should I do?” Peridot’s voice was quiet.

“This is a tough one,” Garnet gave it some thought. “If you refuse she may hunt you down. I looked into her and her company, she has the means. So you should agree to meet at the restaurant. At least it’s crowded. And because of that I can sit at a table near you without arousing suspicion. That way if things take a turn for the worse I can intervene.”

Peridot looked up. “You would do that for me?”

“Of course,” Garnet placed her hand on Peridot’s shoulder. “You’re a Crystal Gem like us.”

“When you say it like that it kinda sounds like a gang,” Amethyst said with a chuckle. “But yeah, we’ve got your back.”

“I’ll be there too,” Pearl added then smirked. “I doubt she’s ever seen real combat so she’s completely outmatched.”

“Thank you so much,” Peridot teared up, this was the safest she’s felt since the phone call.

“Okay, you need to reply to this e-mail; I’ll walk you through it,” and so, Garnet did.

The arranged date arrived, Peridot walked to the restaurant. Her knee was sore but Lapis needed the car.

She took a deep breath then opened the door.

A quick look in the waiting area and Peridot didn’t see her mother anywhere. Jaune’s usually very punctual.

Peridot’s heart pounded as she walked up to the hostess.

“Um, hi,” Peridot shyly waved. “Has a Jaune Diamont arrived yet?”

The hostess didn’t recognize the name.

“She’s uh, my mother and she’s...”

Peridot trailed off when she felt somebody stand next to her, she looked at this new presence.

A very tall imposing woman, one may argue that at six-foot-five she didn’t need high heels but that didn’t stop her from wearing them.

Her hips were wide and her shoulders were broad making her even more intimidating, she wore a perfectly tailored golden suit-jacket with shoulder pads making her upper body look larger than it already is.

This woman dwarfed Peridot.

Her long sharp face with its high cheekbones permanently showed displeasure. Her hair was short and perfectly maintained, the only sign that the blonde isn’t natural was her thick black eyebrows.

And those eyes.

Those piercing silver eyes.

Peridot’s breath hitched, her mother was somehow scarier than she remembered.

She briefly thought that she was lucky to just end up with a broken knee and back.

“Nevermind,” Peridot’s voice was quiet as she spoke to the hostess. “She just arrived.”

Peridot turned to Jaune. “Hello, it’s been a while.”

Those silver eyes bored into Peridot and displeasure turned to disgust at the sight of the choices Peridot’s made with her body. “Yes, it has been.”

Everybody in the room could sense the bad-blood between them.

Having been briefed by Garnet, their waiter led them to their table then they sat down.

“Don’t you have any self-respect?” Jaune eyed Peridot’s cane, the nitpicking began the second the waiter left.

“‘Self respect’ is why my knee didn’t heal properly,” Peridot retorted.

Thankfully that didn’t cause Jaune to fly off the handle. “You have a backbone at least.”

It actually took a lot for Peridot to not say, “a broken one.”

Jaune gave Peridot another once-over. “So where do you work?”

“Oh, from home,” Peridot replied, Jaune wasn’t surprised. “I’m a freelance programmer.”

“Are you paid well?”

Peridot shrugged, “Enough to get by.”

“Is that so?” Jaune looked over her glass mid-sip.

“Yeah, I mean, it could be better so I won’t be living on my own any time soon. But my roommate and I get along fairly well.”

“Was the dog a necessary expense?”

“Yes, he was.”

“I looked into the breed, it costs two-thousand dollars on average,and you also have to pay to feed it and groom it.”

“I’ve made room in my budget for Max’s expenses. I’ve actually gotten very good at budgeting.”

“Have you now?” Jaune’s skepticism was obvious. “So then why, after three years are you still in debt?”

Their food arrived just before Peridot could respond.

She thanked the waiter then when her and Jaune were alone again she gave her reply. “The cost of living is quite high in the US and my medical bills were expensive, and home-insurance only covers so much.”

“And there aren’t any expenses you could have cut out? Did you need to desecrate your body?”

“Desecrate?”

“Your ears having gaping holes in them, I heard that you got your tongue cut in two, and that piercing is distasteful as well.”

“Even so, I think ‘desecrate’ is a bit of a strong word.”

“Don’t push it Peridot.”

“As for the money issue, those things hardly cost anything.” Peridot opted to not tell Jaune that her dad paid for a few of those things. He didn’t deserve a phone call from her.

Jaune took a bite of her meal and made a face. “Is this really your idea of a decent restaurant?”

“Its the best I can reach on-foot.”

Amethyst was fuming as she listened to Peridot’s exchange with her mother. Jaune would not stop picking Peridot apart.

“Fuck, I wanna punch that bitch.”

“Stay calm,” Garnet placed her hand on Amethyst’s fist. “You knew going in that she would do this.”

“Frankly, I expected worse,” Pearl said.

“They’re in public and Jaune can’t risk the bad P.R. so she can’t get violent,” Garnet’s plan was going well. But seeing a mother act like that didn’t sit well with her either.

Jaune put down her knife and fork. “I can’t eat this garbage anymore. Let’s cut to the chase. I originally wanted to hire you but after seeing how you present yourself I’m having second-thoughts.”

“What?”

“If you go to every job interview looking like that I can see why nobody will hire you.”

“Job interview?”

“What did you think this was?” Jaune’s tone was ice-cold.

“I don’t know,” Peridot threw up her hands. “That you’re my mother and it’s been over a decade since we last saw each other. Maybe I thought that you wanted to make amends. Maybe,” Peridot’s voice rose, “I thought you might have changed! But you didn’t!”

“Why would I have? I never did anything wrong.”

Peridot slammed her hands on the table and stood up. “Never did anything wrong! What about my knee and back?!”

Jaune loomed over Peridot. “I didn’t do that to you on purpose.”

“Not according to the records,” Peridot met Jaune’s eyes, adrenaline coursing through her body. “But you and I both know that you used your money and influence to get away with what you did to me!”

“Watch it.”

“Or what? You’ll hit me? You’ll ruin your reputation?”

“I don’t need the business from this podunk little town.”

“You’re so high-and-mighty aren’t ya? You... you clod!” Peridot’s heart was pounding.

Jaune looked the angriest Peridot’s ever seen, her veins bulged out on her face and neck, she made a fist. But the second Jaune’s diamond-studded hand closed Garnet was between her and Peridot, and Amethyst and Pearl stood next to Peridot ready to fight.

“Not another movement,” Garnet’s voice was firm.

“Do you think you can intimidate me?” Jaune glared down at her.

“Perhaps not, but it may interest you that I am an officer of the law,” Garnet returned Jaune’s glare. “Now, I want you to leave Beach City and never come back. If I hear you’ve returned I will do everything in my power to put you behind bars.”

Jaune sneered. “This isn’t worth my time.”

And with that, she left.

Peridot collapsed in her chair on the verge of a panic-attack. “I can’t believe I just did that.”

“She got torn-down by the Peri-dactly!” Amethyst was hyped and wanted Peridot to be too.

“I can’t believe I just did that.”

It didn’t work.

“I can’t believe you called her a ‘clod’ right to her face,” Pearl laughed.

“I can’t believe I just did that,” Peridot’s crisis continued.

Garnet put her hand on Peridot’s shoulder. “Let’s calm down.”

Peridot looked up at her. “Okay.”

Everybody sat at the table with Peridot.

“I’ll help you take steps to file a restraining order,” Garnet was the first to speak. “With one of those she can’t legally touch you.”

“Hopefully,” Peridot said, mostly over the shock of telling-off her mother.

“Not ‘hopefully,’ definitely.”

Peridot clutched her stomach and groaned. “I hope she doesn’t sue me for slander.”

“What? No way can she do that,” Amethyst raised an eyebrow. “Right?”

“Jaune doesn’t have a case,” Garnet replied. “If Jaune does try to sue Peridot there will be witnesses to set the record straight.”

“Yeah, so you’ve got nothing to worry about,” Amethyst hugged Peridot.

“Okay, thank you,” Peridot looked at her friends and girlfriend. “All of you.”

“I’d say ‘any time’ but with any luck we won’t have to do this again,” Pearl tried to tell a joke.

Peridot laughed at the attempt.

“Well, if it’s alright with you I’d like to finish eating, I’m pretty hungry.”

Garnet offered to pay for the meal and Peridot let her pay for Jaune’s half. Then Peridot finished her lunch with the rest of the “Crystal Gems.”

The ordeal with her mother wiped Peridot out so she went straight home and collapsed on the couch.

Max quickly ran into the living room and poked and prodded her until she acknowledged him.

“Don’t worry, I’m fine,” Peridot plopped him onto her chest.

Lapis wasn’t home so Peridot talked to Max.

“As you know, I saw my mother.”

Max quirked his head.

“Yep, in some ways it went better than I expected. She didn’t insult me too much and she never struck me. She tried, but Garnet intervened.”

Peridot sighed. “The exhausting part was when I gave into my emotions and called her a clod. It feels kind of good to get that off of my chest but she’s even bigger than Garnet.”

Max raised his ears.

“I know, right? Bigger than Garnet! Thankfully Garnet raised a good point and is a police officer so she had a good way to dissuade my mother.”

“And Garnet even offered to help me file a restraining order.”

Another quirked head.

“It’s this thing saying that one person can’t come within x amount of feet as another.”

Max yawned.

“Yep, with one of those I can rest easy. One less stress in my life, that’s for sure.”

Peridot ruffled Max’s fur with a smile, he did his job, he helped her sort out her thoughts and feelings.

And for that, he deserved a treat.

When Lapis got home Peridot went over what happened with Jaune. Then they finished their day like any other. The only change was Peridot being less uneasy.

Peridot’s phone rang as she was changing into her pajamas. She quickly answered it.

“Hello?”

“How’d it go?” the familiar voice at the other end sounded very concerned.

“It went fine,” Peridot replied. “And hi dad.”

“Oh, hi,” Angel sounded a bit embarrassed. “I was so worried that I forgot to greet you.”

Peridot laughed. “That’s understandable. Anyway, to elaborate. Mother picked me apart as you’d expect. Then she revealed that she wanted to hire me but changed her mind when she saw how I look. Or at least that was the reason she gave me.” Peridot’s tone turned bitter. “It wouldn’t surprise me if she just wanted to give me false-hope.”

“I understand your line of thinking but that’s not really her style. She hates wasted time and effort.”

“That’s true. Anyway, I lost my temper and called her a clod.”

Angel sighed. “Oh dear... What happened after that?” His fear was clear.

“Well, she wanted to punch me. But thankfully Garnet, the police officer, stepped in and threatened to arrest her.”

“That’s good, but I worry about her coming back. Garnet won’t always be there.”

“Don’t worry, word quickly spreads around Beach City and Garnet’s going to help me file a restraining order.” Peridot smiled. “Everything’s under control.”

“I’m so glad to hear,” Angel sounded like he was tearing up. He recovered. “Wait, what’s wrong with how you look?”

Peridot chuckled. “Dad, you’re the one who let me change my image. I don’t look that different from when I was eighteen. Well,” Peridot felt a bit guilty, “I did break the limit you set for stretching my earlobes.”

Angel actually laughed. “Peridot, I set that limit because you were young and still figuring yourself out. I didn’t want you to regret something so visible and not easily reversed. You’re old enough now to know what you want to do with yourself.” He paused. “So, how big are they?”

It was then that Peridot realized that she got her curiosity from her dad.

“Big enough to fit my thumb through,” Peridot replied,

There was a shuffle as Angel put his thumb against his earlobe. “Wow, that’s really big.” There was a slight hesitation before he asked, “you’re happy with it, right?”

“Yeah,” Peridot rubbed the back of her neck. “I mean, I sort of regretted the last stretching at first. Two centimetres is hardly anything on paper. But uh, it’s kind of a lot when it has to do with your ears. I’ve gotten used to it and I’m happy with the decision. But... that’s the last time I’ll be stretching my ears.” Peridot laughed awkwardly.

“Like I said, you’re old enough to know how far you want to go with it.”

Is it normal for a mixed Japanese/Filipino dad to be so okay with body mods?

Peridot concluded that no, no it’s not.

“Thanks dad.”

“You’re welcome, but why are you thanking me?”

Deja vu.

“For being so cool of course.”

“Aw, come on, I’m a huge dweeb,” Angel was obviously blushing.

“But you’re a cool dweeb,” Peridot started to blush too. “Thank you for being such a great dad. I don’t want to think about where I’d be without you.” She teared up a bit.

“Oh Peridot,” Angel sniffled. “I’m your dad, of course I’ll be there for you.”

“Mother wasn’t.”

“Yeah, well, your mother’s a horrible person. You’re the only good thing that came out of our marriage. And I’m beyond proud of you.”

Peridot broke down crying.

“Oh no, I made you cry!”

“I love you so much dad.”

“I love you too,” Angel started to cry too.

It took a bit for them to recover then they moved on to light-hearted topics.

In that moment Peridot loved and appreciated her dad even more than ever before.

A part of her hoped that maybe one day she could make a child as happy as he makes her.

#SU Fanfic #Amedot #Perithyst #SU Amethyst #SU Peridot #SU Yellow Diamond #SU Garnet #SU Pearl #Angel Hoseki #Kujo Writes #Not Such a Bad Thing Universe

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dungeonsnconcepts · 6 years ago

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Ram.bli.ngs

I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA! THEY ARE ALL RELATED! IT GETS COMPLICATED WITH ALL THE RACES I HAVE USED, BUT IT WOULD BE SSSSOOOOO COOOL!!!!

Bryn- full elf, full son of the family

Emblem - Half elf half gnome, half daughter in the family?

Azra - Vedalken (perhaps not related... or adopted? he will live significantly past the end of that campaign, but it is the same campaign as Bryn is in.... so maybe he’s in an alternate timeline, thus no overlap, and no relation)

Grobnak - Half orc half... elf? Raised amongst orcs, but still of the same progeny? Estranged son

Tor'Am No'Kostatin (TANK)- born to elves, but a soul tied to Ao, god of gods, making him a scourge Asimar

Our Matriarch always believed strongly in "spreading her Circle"- the core tenant of her philosophy was that expanding her "Circle" was of key import; this meant expanding her influence, her family, and her power, but family always came first and foremost!

Ellian Cypress

Throughout her life- died age 812 (WICKED OLD even for an elf, thus this character is from AGES before any of my current characters)

High Elf from a hidden group of elves, whose tribal name would translate roughly to "across the sea elves"?

Mastermind Rogue (18 lvls) Wild Sorcerer (1 lvl) Life Cleric (1 lvl) did no significant adventuring

Defining features:

Matriarch of a high elf royal family; often spoken of negatively (behind her back) for having "drow-like tendencies" (there’s a bard's song about her flaying someone for accusing her of having a drow for a father - "[ode to] idiocity 'n the face o'th lady dark-skinned" by Thomas Ericson (impossible, he wasn’t alive back then.... was he?)). She had three sons early in her adulthood, which was near unheard of in their society (as having more than one or two children was strongly frowned upon, with such lifespans as theirs they feared to become too numerous) and refused to name any of them her heir; she had been open that her first daughter would be the heir before she had her first son, but quieted about that claim after the second was born (a mear ten years after the first, scandalous). When her eldest son turned 100, she declared that she would appoint him her heir due to her lack of daughter. Within a year she had the daughter she had always wanted, a fourth child, who she immediately announced to be heir to the family "Circle". This caused some strife (disinheriting her son in favor of her daughter), perhaps a war was fought over it, but it was over a thousand years ago, so memory of the time is not precisely sharp.

Her first son was Byrn (namesake of my character Bryn, whose name is a modernized version of it) who later in life became an outcast and was not heard of again (he was a battlemaster fighter), her second son was Lyre (Leer) who continued his life as a diplomat for a respectable 500 years before assassination due to a political slip up with some of the higher ups in what would eventually become the town of Waterdeep, her last son was Thannis who dedicated his life to being a cleric of the forest (who knows which specific forest god, but one of them). Her daughter, (named something with an S?) was born of the man that Ellian eventually married (her first three children were of unknown fathers).

She was sought out by a Seer when she was only 20 (barely a child by their terms) who told her that she was going to have great success in expanding her circle; this led to her leading a group of elves in rebelion against whatever hierarchy there was in her lands, and being driven across the sea. Thus her being a ruler of a small group, a splinter group.

First daughter "S" is the mother of Bryn, Tor'am, Emblem, and Grobnak. Shes not a slut, but she has 7 children total; she just likes being a family, and that is dificult to do when you live for that long. children keep growing up and leaving, so she has another. and another. and another.

Bryn Cypress

74 Years old

Elf (wood elf on paper... But I’d rather he not be the woodsy type. Maybe I can retcon that somewhat at some point)

War Cleric (eventually also a Paladin?)

Defining features:

I have spent most of my life learning to fight. I became a war-priest of the trinity of war-gods; The Triad, the trimunative, the triumphant trio, the weighted scales-

Ilmater, god of self-sacrifice, pain, battlefield suffering, and the like

Torm God of sportsmanlike conduct, duty, comradery, and the like

Tyr god of justice, fairness, strength of will, and the like

On my first outing as a priest of these gods, my entire company was wiped out by a Lich. I abhor the undead, but I feel true dread when it comes to the sight, or even though, of a lich. That is where I named my hammer though; Jaw-Breaker. turns out it is very effective on skeleton faces (I mean, not particularly more effective there than anywhere else, but still....)

Emblem Eiskiteer (eye skitter)

Birth name Ariette Worsort (War sort; family has a creed of "war sorts out the weak, foolish, and lost")

22 years old

half-gnome (half-human) (need DM permission, it is a variant human, except I’m putting a point into INT (my dump stat) to represent the gnomish heritage, and exchanging 5ft of movement for darkvision(can only move 25ft))

Rogue (thief? Swashy?) / Trickster Cleric

Defining features:

She is a 3'9" wisp of a being; weighing a measly 68Lbs.

With has no recollection of her history; wiped during the planeswalk that brought her here (although she is not necessarily a planeswalker herself; she may have just been tossed across the blind eternities, or the multiverse, by something that she cannot remember.).... wherever "here" is.

Alas but for that she has a well hidden agenda to steal all secrets she can find (and upon discovering the clerical magic of her trickster-hood, all secrets became vulnerable to her). She has the skills to back it up; being a rogue, she is capable in a wide assortment of situations, and as a trickster cleric she can capitalize on her roguish abilities by confounding her foes with some capabilities that seem almost preternatural.... because they are.

Also, her accent is not her fault; you try being raised among the rank and file of.... wait, was that the edge of a memory?

Azra Baushone

108 years old (will live to 500 natural years)

Mirrodonian Vedalken (4 arms, blue, no nose, Squidward)

Wild Sorcerer

Defining Traits:

East Indian Cultural appropriation. So he’s a bit of a dick, likes rules, as long as they can be used in his favor, and is vastly intelligent. Worked as a researcher on transdimensional energies.

His magic is not stable in this world. whatever this world is.

Grobnak

36 years old (recently aged 20 years; is now evidently 56 years old, greying hair, deep lines on his face, muscles that should be bulging sometimes cause him discomfort or grief)

Half-Orc (and very, very, orcy)

Fighter. Then Fighter Barbarian. Now ooze-boy Barbarian claw-wielding fighter.

Defining features:

Ugh. Was very inclined towards punching; hoped to become a monk of some sort (despite a distinct lack of both training and monk-like skills).

Forgets that now, as he had his mind re-written by an illithid; now he has claws, and likes to go nuts with them (entering some sort of battle fury, which he never used to do...)

And was recently attached to an ooze of some sort- it lives in his body, makes him do things he cannot control. Also gives him a bunch of fancy abilities.

Only realized he was going mad when the ooze ate the madness out of his head. The ooze liked the taste of his thoughts, because of the madness. That made him mighty uncomfortable.

Would have been identified as a large, intimidating, green beast. Liked to run in and punch things, even recklessly and at the cost of combat effectiveness (because "punching things to death is badass"). Then some illithid got ahold of his head (at the behest of a dragon he did not trust who the rest of the group seemed to like?); and at that, during a very tumultuous time in his life (he’d been passed out drunk for a month then woke up to a city under siege by the lady who brought him into the underdark who then proceeded to quickly murder all my friends). He’s had a rough time reconciling all the lost memories, half memories, and implanted memories since then. He was just getting almost used to his new arms (maybe new? he didn't recall having claws before) when this ooze got inside him, and messed with his head some more. It took his battle rage (which he was not accustomed to yet) and turned it into something... horrific? powerful, monstrous....hungry?...

He also had his brain drained during the last session; he went literally brain dead for a bit.

Maybe adventuring isn’t for him. he seems to be afraid of all the bad things lately. but this could lead to a new character trait- He just fuckin runs at things hoping they might bring his end, the end of the monster he has become.

Tor'Am No'Kostatin

150 years old (middle aged)

Scourge Asimar (born an elf, appears to be kinda half elven?)

Life Cleric (1st lvl) / Paladin (2-5 lvls)

Defining Traits:

What’s the best way to max your AC? maybe she always uses a shield, and has resplendent plate armor she is very proud of? that leaves the AC at 20. add to that the shield spell (+5 on react), and the shield of faith spell (+2 AC, concentration), meaning a base AC of 22 in combat, and if hit, can up it to 27. add to that the highest possible hit points (+5 per level, so 12 at lvl 1, 24 lvl 2, 37 lvl 3, 48 lvl 4, 63 lvl 5, add tough at lvl 5 to get +12, so 75 at lvl 5? 90 at lvl 6? 107 lvl 7, 120 lvl 8, 136 lvl 9, 150 lvl 10, 163 lvl 11, 178 lvl 12, 195 lvl 13, 209 lvl 14, 223 lvl 15, 236 lvl 16, 250 lvl 17, 261 lvl 18, 275 lvl 19, 290 cap hp with no mods after 5th lvl tough)

Knows how to lay on hands, as well as cure wounds, and has the Asimar trait for healing, Doesn’t bother smiting as she rarely hits (+1 to hit with +3 proficiency?)

Hides her Asimar nature. will only possibly reveal it at the later half of the campaign. may also be leaning towards hiding some of her other traits

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kaorei-endgame · 8 years ago

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Revengecast S03E07 - Resurgence

Listen Up!

Don’t mean’t to scare you, Ems, but there’s a new sheriff in town and her name is BIZZY PRESTON.

I guess? Or like maybe it’s spelled Bissy…?

Either way, IT’S REVENGECAST #NONOTESEDITION!!!!

You couldn’t paint a prettier picture of the Hamptons in mid-summer. July 4th is just around the corner and what do rich people enjoy celebrating more than things were going swimmingly (like literally, because they were in the ocean (okay but technically i guess they were on a raft)) until that Bismuth B Preston, PR Flack To The Stars, showed up on their doorstep with a publicity plan, a suitcase, and a dream (and a large advance on a colossal invoice). Now it’s like all we talk about is “reputation,” and “how to reform the Grayson name,” and “you kids wouldn’t lie to me behind my back about having emotional affairs with poor ex-girlfriends whose chance at a peaceful, productive life was shattered directly by you (much like their spine) over one fateful night and a fifth of Banker’s Club,” right?

Right?

You know what they say. You can’t spell “business” without “bizzy,” and the Graysons paid for the only Bizzy in town and if that doesn’t also round up to the best Bizzy in town then I’ll eat my hat!

Only problem is (aside from the part where Bizzy seems supremely bad at her job): a certain Buzzard Prusten has history with a certain Archibald J. Nolan “Nolz” Nolan The Third. And by “history” I mean a “traumatic and public tabloid outing that rent wide the rift between him and his homophobic father once and for all (just when I was about to bridge it with money, Ems; just when I was about to buy my poor father’s love back with all my new money. ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;)

Here’s what’s really real: I just don’t buy Nolan pining for an abusive father that abandoned him except for the fact that Nolan is so incredibly lonely. So, in that sense, the pieces do really fit. In a different sense, once you create a sex dolphin robot and imbue it with a human soul created through mad alchemy–like, quite frankly…

Hey, I dunno. Maybe that’s fine. Maybe that’s normal. I can’t presume to say. It’s reasonable to say that NolzOne, locked up in the Basement’s Basement, and being a real pill about it, isn’t holding up his end of the bargain. Emily certainly isn’t!! All she cares about is Revenge! And, like, it’s one of those things where your friend gets really really into something and you’re kinda like “it’s cool I guess…”but she’s like it’s not “””coool””” it’s called Revenge and um actually??? It’s super great? So get on my level, put on the Google Glass, and start Revenging before I officially dissolve this friendship just like your dad did.

In this episode of Revengecast, aside from Bizzy Bs and their propensity for “readers,” I’m not sure of a whole heck of a lot of merit actually happened. Like I guess it’s fair to say that Victoria maybe spent a little too much time Pouncing on Peas to really get any substantive Burn Work done; then again, in that sense we used to say about games like Gigawing, “it’s the slow bullet that kills,” and I haven’t seen a slower bullet than Sarah J. Cupcakes in about an age. I guess it’s fair to say that Aiden was excommunicated from the Hamptons (again (again again?)) I guess, you might think, it’s also fair to say that a Macaron is not a Macaroon (though it is, perhaps, a “Jackaroon”), but we’ve all been down that rabbit hole before (and somehow that, plus all his other nebulously terrible characteristics) didn’t prevent Jack Porter from getting laid by the Total Wash Of Charisma that is Magaux Lemarchal, whose casually tousled hair is, and will remain for some time, a thing to behold.

AAAH. WE FORGOT TO MENTION HOW VICTORIA SENDS AIDEN OFF WITH A INDEPENDENCE DAY BURN. THAT’S WHAT WE DID. THAT’S WHAT WE FORGOT FORGOT.

Topics for Consideration:

STICKY PISTOL Grayson Family Compote Do Bleckards Dream Of Electronic Sheep What Happened To Nemo?? Mme. Bex Delacroix-Taylor-Kreuz The Hunger Games but Kanzaki Nao

Target Status:

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