#also him smoking shouldnt be so sexy

[johnentwistlesbassguitar]

ENTY ATTACK FOR YOU 🎯💥❤️

i love the glittery jacket in the last pic 😍

YAYYYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 the glittery jacket is one of my fav looks for him ughdhshjdjshxh he's so perfect 😻😻😻😻😻😻

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Dan Watches: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Alright so I did this for Episode I which you can find here and then Episode II which you can find here and then Episode III which you can find here. So here’s my weird live reaction/note taking/whatever this is.. to Episode lV.

I remember this being my favourite of the original trilogy because it sets everything up and basically kick started everything but lets see if that changes when i’ve finally got through all of these. 

Also I’m just watching whatever version i can find online because I can’t be bothered to go and find my dvd of it so yeah.. whether we get weird updated version or original effects or whatever, who knows. 

All the old effects like how C3p0 looks and r2d2 are impressive. 

There wasn’t really anything in the opening crawl i felt like commenting on, no big THEY DID THAT IN THE OPENING? but i guess it’s the first one that came out so that makes sense. 

WTF did the stormtroopers use to get that door open, that was so explosive wtf.

Also the blasters are like set to 10000 and smoke is everywhere. 

How did nobody shoot the dorids?

Yooo little Ani nice suit my dude. 

Hold on, she sent a msg with r2 to go to Obiwan which for 1 howd she know he’s alive? I’m gonna presume her dad said or something and 2.. ..why not just.. go yourself? 

So when they’re set to stun a Stormtrooper can shoot someone no problem

Also we dont get enough stun weird circle blaster shots

Ohhhh she didnt go because the scan for lifeforms thing alright ill allow it

but my dude.. even so.. maybe just shoot it just in case? like.. droids exist and people know about them?

DARTH VADERS LITTLE HANDS ON HIPS! Omfg he’s like “God damn, this bitch again.”

This Vader is a sassy boy. 

I love this guy who works with Vader and doesnt mind chatting back to him. 

Loving the droids in the desert. 

R2 does not look like it would work in a desert. 

C3 like “He tricked me into going this way” stop being a lil bich. 

WOOTINI!

The crawler thingy is badass. 

I thought that was a magnet it was just a big sucky pipe. 

GONK

Oh yep theres the new effects. 

Droids sleep? I guess power saver mode. 

Wtf is that dome droid

Luke! Luuuuuke! Iconic 2 words there. Well reused for that episode of Rebels where Obiwan watches from a distance. 

Bocce.. what a classic language. 

OMG OWEN JUST LET HIM GO INTO TOSHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS JEEEEZ 

How is that “wasting time with friends” and not chores, going into town to get something sounds like a chore to me. 

Why did they get an atromech anyway? Like.. what’d they need the other droid for? 

C3 is a real bro lbh, if it wasn’t for him, R2 would be with the jawa still. 

Oooh oil bath. sexy. 

I wonder if people ship R2 and C3 because tbh it makes sense to me. 

Luke got an erection at the mention of the rebellion. 

Now it’s getting harder at that random blurry image of his sister. 

R2 is a cheeky lil shit. 

This is just some good home life shit. 

Dat soundtrack. 

You know what.. it’s a really nice home. 

Is it just me or is Owen dressed kinda Jedi-y. 

So is “Sand People” like the racist way to say “Tusken Raider”?

Obiwan, thats a ridiculous fucking noise. 

“Hello There” iconic. 

You know what the Prequels do add a lot to this. 

A young Jedi named Darth Vader.. im sorry.. thats just not a name. 

For someone who wants to get off the planet, Lukes like “Naa but i gotta get home”

Obiwan also just being like “You know what, fuck it here.. lets go.”

You know what as much of a bitch as that guy who gets force choked is, he’s a good actor. 

Also Tarkin yay. 

NOOOOO OWEN AND BERU! YOU BASTARDS!

I feel like he should have dropped to his knees or something there. 

That is a scary droid. 

Cool door close. 

Thats a weird ass CG droid with a hole in. 

None of the other storm troopers gonna wonder why Dave’s being weird? 

Wahey! Figrin Dan and the Model Nodes! Love that Jizz music. 

Who just ugs on the back of a bartenders shirt? Wtf Luke

Yo he didnt even pay for his drink, free drinks?

Who gets the death sentance in 12 systems and goes around bragging? 

The first arm cut off and theres all sortsw of blood which there shouldnt be because lightsabers cauterize the wound, tut tut. 

Gooood scene with Han and Obi, honestly i keep forgetting to comment because im just watching xD

Wahey! Greedo 

If we’re doing a han shot first thing.. Greedo shot first in this version and missed and then Han shot him but tbh i prefer the Han shot first.. makes him more interesting. 

Jabba looks smaller. 

Casual Boba Fett appearance. 

Yooo Poncho. My boy Cal approves. 

Fuck those weird long nose aliens. 

The Falcon looks so good. 

Get those poor guys by the Death Star laser a damn rail. 

We just cool with igniting the lightsaber in front of Han and Chewie? Chewie at least knows wtf it is.

Chewie is a badass. 

Let the Wookie win. 

WTF that isnt the lightspeed effect.. it’s like a weird blanket tunnel 

The fact they get onto the Death Star with no issue is kind of ridiculous. 

The motion of Darth Vader is kinda just.. not fitting right. 

Han just pat Chewie like hes a dog. Rude. 

Han just gets caught up in this without a choice rly. 

He just wants those sweet credits. 

Also Set Design on Star Wars is amazing. 

Leia just lounging all sexy like 

Also does she have a stain on her tit? .. Not that im looking >.>

The Jedi being called a religion is kinda weird but i guess accurate. 

This has to be the worst star to a friendship for all three of them. Chewie seems cool though. 

I also thought the trash compactor scene was earlier on in this movie than it is. 

Who the fucks voice was it that said “Thats your imagination” ? 

How the fuck are they standing if the water is that deep?

I liek the touch of the monster whos name im sure i learnt but forgot let go as if it knew the trash compactor was about to turn on, that implies it has a safe spot down there that it stays. 

Some of the voices sound off on this but ah well 

Hans already a little Handsy with Leia but i think Harrison Ford was sleeping with Carie at the time so like.. i get it. 

Obiwan just strolling about, as you do. 

I love just these giant pits with walkways with no rails. If I worked on the Death Star it’d be a nightmare for me to get around. 

“NO WAIT THEY’LL HEAR!” ...and they’re not gonna hear you shouting?

Stormtroopers just shooting the shit is the best. 

You know what with everyone being like “Wow that ships a shitheap.” I can understand why the prequels made their ships look nicer and newer. 

I love that shooting a door panel in star wars just makes it so the doors wont open at all, thats some good shit. 

Lukes as bad of a shot as a Stormtrooper. 

First little kissy incesty moment but hey it was on the cheek, universally thats fine but im sure at the time this was him setting up that Luke and Leia were gonna end up together, before he decided they were siblings. 

Vader just standing there, lightsaber already out like “Ahhh Mr.Kenobi I’ve been expecting you”

As lack luster as the chroeography is in this fight im kinda thinking of it as like, they’re reading each other, like Obiwan and Maul’s final fight. 

I don’t really know why Obiwan just chooses to die like that but heyo. 

Vader stomping on Obiwans clothes? Why? I guess because he gave himself to the force and thats the first time he’s seen that? 

I love the gunner seats moving around, idk why i just love it. 

Whats the point of the ear peices if they’re just gonna shout at each other. 

Not mentioned it until now but everyone says Leia wrong. 

They’re really harsh to Han tbf

This is like if you got an Uber to a place and then the Uber driver got pulled into a police station because you’re a terrorist and then you have a go at the Uber driver for wanting to leave after he’s got you out of there. 

Another kiss for Luke.. .. okay

I like how Biggs earlier scenes are deleted so when he shows up it’s just this random dude who somehow knows Luke

That air traffic control guy has no idea what hes doing, nobody is even in the air yet or moving, wait. 

Man X wings are cool, makes me think of Battlefronts VR mission thing where you get to pilot one and it’s the coolest VR thing ive done. 

For a space station the size of a moon you’d think they’d have enough fighters to just wipe out the rebels no biggy. 

ALSO if they know the rebel base is on that planet, why not just blow that planet up? 

YAY WEDGE

The targetting computer seems very invasive. 

Those turrets are useless. 

I would have rated it if they let that random dude blow up the Death Star.

Tarkins thinking face is beautiful. What a man, 

If Luke missed this shot, everyone knows he’s turned his targetting computer off, so they would be PISSED

RIP R2. 

HWHAT!? 

Woooo Mr.Solo. 

Well.. Well done Luke you killed a lot of people, some just trying to do a job and live their lives. 

Han, Leia and Luke all went off together all holding each other.. like.. Threesome? 

I’m sorry but after that, someones doing some fucking. 

Leia just giving her lovers, dont @ me, a medal. Thats why Chewie doesnt get one, he wasnt there for the orgy. 

R2 looking fresh. 

You know what, that is a good complete story that actually works on its own, i appreaciate that. 10/10. :P

[montser-on-the-dim]

Another Venom fic because I have the imagination...

Being a college student was fun and games until you actually had to do college shit.

Waking up, studying, showing up at classes, and all that all day every day. EXAUSTING thank god weed exists.

-Isnt a little early for it-

-Hey V- Its voice calms me. Its raspy, obscure, soothing, like if it was my own darkness talking -I know, I know. I just.... I need a break from... well... reality-

-We can help-

-We?- I said while smoking.

Venom is a scary alien, big scary alien with sharp teeths, white eyes, and that tong, please dont get me started on that tong, but the thing is, when it’s is a blob of pure ink and comes out of the window every morning just to make me company, you realize it’s cute, almost like slime.

-You know i can get in you and create the same effect as weed thru the bond-

-V, last time we tried that i was high for a whole ass day- Best day of my life but Venom doesnt have to know.

-We just want to help-

-I know V- I pated the black goo and in return it made happy noises... Well happy alien noises.

-Yo, nice eyes- my lovely friend Yiss said as I got out my car.

-Want to have yours like mine?- i said as i lit up the roach.

-Woaah what a nice service- Alex said from my behind.

See... We college students dont think its early because we are miserable 24/7 and if im being completely honest, time becomes realtive as fuck, especially if you had an all nighter.

-So how is that sexy neighbor of yours?- Yiss said as i passed her the roach.

-I dont know- honestly.

-Oh come on, you are the only person i know its capable of talking AND getting words out of a wall, and you cant talk to your nerighbor?- Alex took the roach and look at me with snappy eyes.

-Very difficult to talk when i spend all day here with your sorry asses- i snaped back

-Oh wow, dont snap at us, snap at yourself- Yiss said as she took Alex’s and my arm to walk in the campus.

The day went on as any normal day, at the end tho we wanted to do something so me being me... well...

-Ok lets go to my apartment- me, thats my idea, of course it is.

-Yesssss- Alex and Yiss said.

-We should get buzz- Maya said.

And we did. Now something you should now about me its im good at getting away with my shit, i can orginize, plot and execute a plan with my eyes closed, thats how i met Venom.

I didnt know it was my neighbor, i got saved once and i needed to know by what or who, so i did it, and i was about to do ir again.

-Ok lets play truth or dare- Step one done.

-Ok yeah, Maya you start- Yiss as always jumping on my wagon, what a friend.

-Truth- Maya said as she drank one shot of tekila.

-Are you a virgin?- Alex asked asap. Maya blushed HARD.

-Yeah- she answered quietly.

-Oh dont be embarrased, everything at its time- Yiss ashured her.

-Oh shut up, thats only because you a virgin too- Alex snapped.

-How dare you?- said Yiss -Ok mister sex, truth or dare-

-Truth, im an oppen book- Alex was sure of himself, i was more tho.

-Did you fuck your girlfriend before or after she fucked your brother?- i asked inocently

-After, also FUCK YOU- Alex snapped the finger at me how dare he -Ok, you truth or dare-

-Dare- Step two, check.

-I dare you to invite your neighbor- Yiss said, men i love this women.

-Oh come on- i said as i was standing up. Step three D-O-N-E.

-Uuuuuuuh- Alex and Maya said.

I walked toward his door, i knocked and i wasnt expecting what answered the door.

-Oh, hey, sorry wasnt expecting you- Eddie said putting his shirt on, what a waste.

-Yes we did- Venom said outloud.

-Hey so, im having a little party at my place if you want to come- i ignored venom because what was that supposed to mean?.

-Yeah, shure, sounds nice- he closed the door and now we were standing way to close, you smell fucking nice close.

-Ok everyone, this is Eddie, my neighbor-

-Hi Eddie- the threefecta said.

-Hi- he answered.

-Have a shot, you are way behind us- Yiss put a shot of tekila on one hand and a lemon on the other. My plan was fulfilled.

The night went on, drinking, laughing and talking.

-Ok i should go- said Maya

-Yeah me too- answered Alex -You need a lift Yiss?-

-Yes please- Yiss took her stuff.

-Bye Eddie, nice to met you-

We were alone, and drunk.

-I think we should get high- V said outloud.

-Shure let me roll..... it- before i could finish the sentence a black line touched my neck and i felt the thc numbing my brain.

And i got high, we got high, so high.

We started laughing, so, so, so much, until i started seeing stuff, Eddie on top of me, Venom touching every single inch of my skin and i knew right there, we were both thinking the same.

-I should go to sleep- i said pannicking.

-Yeah me too- Eddie answered a little ashamed.

-No we shouldnt- Venom said as it pinned me against the wall, now, Venom was in my brain so of course it noticed me liking it, and for the buldge in my hip i knew Eddie liked it too.

I just stared at him, couldnt move, not that i was complaining.

He kissed me, nice, slow, tempting, i felt Venom move touching me, caressing me, and i knew i was fucked, literally.

[kiradotexe]

today was uhhhhh interesting. i wanted to like write about it because it was kind of weird but it will probably be long because a lot happened. 

first off when rika when i were shopping we stopped by mcdonalds for lunch and there was this elderly woman who started flat out screaming when the staff accidentally through away her coffee. she wasnt making any sense and was yelling and cursing and even when given a second coffee she was yelling about it because it was fizzy (????) and she hated it and the first one was better. she was screaming about brexit and to pretty much no one in particular until like the staff tried to help. she got super pissed off about the coffee and eventually threw it against the wall saying something like “your coffee is shit, so you can clean it up” which is super rude. and proceeded to shout at one of the poor employees (she called her a lesbian for some reason and she obviously meant it to be mean, but still a strange choice for insult). and when we were leaving she was still going at it and i had to ask if the girl was all right so as we were passing i made sure. she looked like she was holding it together just fine but that was just strange. 

its sad that the care for the elderly isnt more prioritized in this country cause there are a lot of ppl like this woman who should be getting help but cant afford it and so theyre just left to fend for themselves in society. its sad to see them all alone and also very uncomfortable to be on the other side of their rage.

the second thing that happened really should be minor, but being me i take everything to heart and it always hurts me. we were walking up the street and i hear a group of teenagers behind us and it feels like they are wanting to pass but its kind of narrow. they go around us and this blonde girl turns around and literally sneers at us and says “you know you dont have to walk that slow”. she was just saying it to try and be cool in front of her friends.

problem is, my slow walking pace is one of my biggest insecurities. because of my health problems and decreased muscle strength i cant walk much faster than i manage to do. i get easily fatigued just from walking (and this was a hill as well). and all my friends my age tend to walk faster than me (if theyre in a large group they sometimes leave me behind by accident). i sometimes walk with a limp when my knees are hurting but i’m always slower than average. my friends when they are with me dont seem to mind adjusting to my pace but it sucks to have it pointed out like that. ive never really had people just be blatantly mean to my face like that and it was definitely jarring. the kinda shit my anxiety will play back for me for probably the next decade. i know it shouldnt mean anything and they were just being mean because they want to look cool or they think its funny. but it does hurt.

and the third thing was the worst, but im glad i wasnt alone. after seeing deadpool (it was very good and enjoyable :D) and saying goodbye to rika, my brother walked me to the bus stop so we could wait for it to come. he will usually wait with me if its after dark because hes good like that. its around 10:30 at this point on a saturday and around here it starts to get quite loud and rowdy with drunk ppl starting to go to clubs and be obnoxious. these four guys get out of a taxi, very obviously drunk, just yelling and singing really loud. and they light up cigarettes and are waiting for one of them to roll his (i honestly dont understand why ppl roll their own, but i know nothing about smoking its gross). theyre loud and trying to get a rise out of us and i stupidly make eye contact with one of them and he like, looks at me and then says something along the lines of “youre actually quite sexy” and i freeze up. i know i look visually uncomfortable because he says “you look upset but i know you want it” (horrifying words) and i dont remember what he said after that but he asks if my brother is my boyfriend. i do some quick mental math, and deduced that these are the type of guys that respect “another man’s woman” more than the woman herself and were less likely to be harmful if i said he was. so i did which is weird in itself because hes my brother, but it was obviously the right call. cause then they direct their attention to my brother who is silent and not giving them anything. they try to like bait him and say a ton of nasty sexual stuff about me, but he still doesnt say anything just kind of stares them down. they try to resort to insulting him and calling him the f slur and making fun of him. but he still just cooly stares them down and the guy that was rolling his cigarette finally finished that and they fuck off to who knows where i feel bad for that establishment. i was kind of shaken, almost to the point of tears, but not quite because he was there. we talk about it, about the psychology behind it and that kind of stuff and he says how it makes his blood boil to hear that kind of stuff but he knows that answering them is just giving them what they want and that they will leave if you dont answer them because they will get bored. anyway im very grateful that he was there because i dont want to think about what that would have been like if i were alone. him being able to keep his head and stay calm was really good and i was so relieved when they left us alone. its just kind of a shocking experience because thats the first time ive had such nasty sexual talk directed at me. like sure ive experienced some other stuff like that but nothing quite so graphic and it was vulgar and would have been extremely upsetting if i hadnt had my brother. hes really one of my best friends and im so glad hes here.