#also he's dating Moon because of comphet and bad writing
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General audience dudebros with Hawk, sorry not sorry <3
do you ever just look at someone’s interpretation of a character and want to gently put your hands on their shoulders, look them kindly in the eyes and say you got it all wrong
#sorry that your favorite little alpha badass is in love with his wimpy best friend <3#yeah he won a karate tournament. Yeah he also likes dick. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT#also he's dating Moon because of comphet and bad writing#not because they're compatible in any way whatsoever <3#once saw someone on reddit photoshop Hawk with a rainbow mohawk#and then say (without a single trace of irony or self awareness)#“lul is this how he's finally gonna win Moon back?”#like pal any dude who dyes their hair rainbow is probably not like. Looking to date women. ynwim?#like how DEEPLY in denial of gay people existing do you have to be#also the idea that winning back a girl he dated for 2 seconds and had nothing in common with#should be like. His life goal#(all because she's implied to be a conquest he lost and needs to regain to prove his manliness)#is UNSPEAKABLY Cringe#eli moskowitz#hawk
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Okay gnat I’m gonna calm down with the PR talk and get real for a moment. One actual critique I have on this blog is the fact that it’s too heteronormative and it’s actually sad because you’re a queer woman and you should know better. The way you and your followers all speak about queer experiences is so weird and you project heteronormativity on to Taylor and everyone. You say it’s homophobic to call Joe gay because he seems feminine (or Josh) yet you claim Karlie is 100% straight because … vibes? And one can say you are just erasing her possible queerness because she is het-presenting. You can claim those tweets are complete evidence they weren’t kissing but mind you there are also tweets that say the exact opposite. Choose one narrative at a time. And the reason I bring up heteronormativity is because your automatic response to them kissing is “well they were only doing it for Josh!” First that’s weird coming from a queer woman who knows damn well how much queer womens’ experiences have been invalidated and twisted throughout history to favor men. Just because YOU have possibly done it to make a man hard doesn’t mean a majority of queer woman do. And as always it’s always “well they were only kissing to please men… there’s no way they were kissing because they were attracted to eachother!” which is deeply homophobic and heteronormative. So is claiming that she was “just drunk” and that meant nothing. It was 2014 not 2002 nor was it a porn film (ewww) Another conclusion anyone could make was that Josh and Karlie weren’t actually dating (literally why would someone’s girlfriend kiss someone else in front of them) OR they were poly. OR they weren’t together at the time. Instead you and other people come up with any reason under the moon to explain that they were “just whispering!” We know damn well if it was a man Taylor was dancing a man you would automatically assume they were kissing. Let’s be honest here. This isn’t me being biased it’s just a fact. I have seen the videos 100 times (I have never cared that Taylor was gay or not so no I was not emotionally attached to her at all) and yes they were kissing. Denying it is just being heteronormative and kind of homophobic. You can claim they were just FWB or blah blah but at least don’t deny an actual video. It’s actually bordering on denial and dare I say.. conspiracy thinking. Which is ironic because it is what you all accuse kaylors of doing.
Idk I’ve watched the video 100 times and I don’t see them kiss. Especially not from other angles. They’re talking. You can think my blog is heteronormative or whatever but the easiest thing to do is just… block me. Like I’m sorry I’m not Lesbian Jesus and I’m sorry I struggle with comphet and I’m sorry that I live in reality where in like 2010 two girls in my grade literally used to kiss for attention like… they did and it made me extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed and hate my own sexuality. They did it so boys would cheer. That shit happens.
Karlie has never said anything to indicate she’s queer. She’s been with a man since 2012. Before that she said she wanted to marry Tom Brady and have five sons. She converted to this man’s religion, a process that began in 2015. Like it’s not “based on vibes” - it’s that the vibes absolutely support biographical facts about her and the fact that she has, since debut, spoken about boys boys boys. That’s her personality. The odds of her being poly or open are just… unbelievably small my dude because she’s a very traditional girl and that’s fine. Like it doesn’t make her bad in any way. She’s been lucky to find someone who loves her and to make a cute baby with him.
And if “Josh and Karlie weren’t dating” why did she make out with him “too”? Or would you rather I say Taylor was in a throuple with Jared Kushner’s little brother? Maybe less heteronormative but sorta unlikely surely?
Finally - you say you’re not attached to this but if you watched these videos 100s of times and write me - a person you dislike and could just block my dude - essays, I think you’re lying to yourself about that. You’re deriving a lot of self-worth from “knowing about PR” (which you don’t seem to 🙃) and from knowing that Taylor Swift fucked supermodel Karlie Kloss.
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