#also gwendal confronting the concept of aging and shitting himself

[forsyth-enthusiast]

Ranking Kyo Kara Maoh Characters Based on how Funny they are

Yuri:

sports shounen protag trapped in an isekai shoujo

thinks yankees fans are objectively evil

yugioh style alter-ego who is still a Detective Conan fan

married to another man with kids but thinks he’s straight??

15 year old father btw

8/10

Conrad:

has been to Massachusetts

is a red sox fan

“sure you Canada”

super seme proportions make him look like a horse sometimes

keeps trying to murder his childhood best friend

might be the first guy to meet a black person

7/10

Wolfram:

tsundere jealous girl trope

but a boy

what is an uke if not misogyny prevailing?

82. very obvious when you look at his pajamas

enjoys painting with feces

7/10

Gwendal:

voted most likely to have an aneurysm

oh shit they yaoibait him with günter

bisexual win he just lets a woman torture him for fun?

looks more like his cousin than his actual brothers

“it’s a little 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓽”

5/10

Günter:

obsessed with a teenage boy?

he’s obsessed with a teenage boy

heh…let’s just say…”They Not Like Us”😏

keeps getting poisoned

crashes out whenever the king leaves to do his Goddamn Job

6/10

Josak:

born to be a star on drag race forced to be a side character in a yaoi

signed yuri up for a Death Tournament within the first 5 minutes of knowing him

can always be counted on to pop up in some fuckass disguise to help out the gang

queen of the tuck??

9/10

Cäcilie:

anti-girlboss: didn’t wanna be the ruler so let her brother do everything

the bum representation we need

is always fucking off to be in a situationship

stole some priceless gem and just left a fucking IOU???

two of her kids look adopted

has a dominatrix alter ego that fights crime

9/10

Anissina:

possibly the first feminist of the great demon kingdom

tortures yaoi men to appeal to her squad of fujoshis

kind of roommate that would repurpose your room into a lab if you left for 3 weeks

voted most likely to get turned on by robots

10/10

Murata:

wise old man trapped in the body of a 15 year old

feminism win. the girls use the wise one as a maid

best friends with his best friend’s mom

might be the only straight man in the entire world

would bring his subway surfers ipad to the kingdom and cause a global catastrophe

11/10

Adalbert:

immediately squeezes yuri’s head

seething with cuckold rage because conrad was trusted with julia’s soul

race traitor

3/10