#also got vetted for the full dungeon lol
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godeatme · 10 months ago
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Went to a drink and draw shibari event today. Shibari is soooooo pretty
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bishiglomper · 7 months ago
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Omg that was a fuckin long day
JFC 🤣
The Pride fest our LGBTQ group put together. So many drag shows! All day! In the heat!
We had drag kings and queens and apparently they were all titled. I believe our main guest won Iowa's best queen or something. Hearing issues. Y'know. 🫠
Most of them were so talented. Like 2 other were just poppin off, it was impressive. I think one of our local young queens out-queened the main queen to be honest. 💅
I really like the host king. He was fun. And cute. 👀
Also tonight he wore a red button up shirt with a black tie and a black leather chest harness. So guess who it reminded me of. 🤭
Some of the performers were beautifully extra, sitting in people's laps, giving them a bit of attention for their tips. I've never been to a drag show before. It was fun.
Lmao the big queen went up to my old Dungeon Master, he co-runs the group. He tipped every performer.
Anyway the big queen went up, took his dollar and tipped his head into her crotch to the music. It was amazing. 🤣
The only other eventful thing that happened was, uh, mom got bit by a dog.
She was at the corner of the main crowd just walking down the sidewalk to get a little distance so she could smoke.
This jack russell lunged and bit her leg. The people it was with seemed totally unbothered.
We didn't know where to go for first aid but the creator of the event found us and cleaned her up and made out all these reports. They tried to get the dog owner's information and then tell them to take the dog home. They said when they went up to get photos the dog was trying to snap at them.
If your dog is not safe around strangers, DO NOT TAKE THEM IN PUBLIC SPACES!!!
But anyway. They didn't even get a full name from the family. And when we went to get a copy in case the ER wanted vet information... we got 2 different numbers. Not a last name. We went up asking for a last name ourselves. Couldn't read it. They came back to us before they left and gave us a THIRD number. It's all very fishy.
We haven't been to the ER yet. They said the dog has had all its shots but mom needs antibiotics at least..
So besides that. It was a fun day.
We even went to the after party at the basement bar. Where there were MORE drag shows!
There was a new local guy, he looked familiar, I think I see him at Walmart or something. He was very cute in this yellow leotard with tassels from head to toe. Super bouncy. Like he was on a raised platform in the basement, I thought he was gonna smash his face in the ceiling. 👀 The queens were super pumped which got everyone else pumped it was very lively. It got so hot and humid after that lol
I tried to socialize. A woman sat across from me and we introduced ourselves but I'm so fuckin deaf anytime she said something I had to lean in, cup my ear like an old fuddy duddy like "WHAT?" 🙃
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The Mercs from most to least kinky:
Engineer
Medic
Sniper
Scout
Demoman
Spy
Pyro
Soldier
Heavy
(That’s not to say Heavy ISN’T kinky, he’s just not a leather, lace and latex type, he’s more of a ‘split you in half and growl in your ear’ type. Soldier is the same but he’s also a masochist. Pyro’s got the latex thing going on and I choose to believe they’re a pyrophiliac as well cause it’s an obvious one. Spy’s got the boring old man kinks lol. Demo would definitely be a ‘recreating a Scottish battle during sex’ type of dude but he also flips straight into being a huge cuddle bear after a good nut. Scout’s definitely a pup brat and wants you to hit him (even if he complains after). Sniper. Medic’s definitely got the ‘older authority figure/medical malpractice’ shit going on and he WILL make you whine for hours. Engineer has a full blown sex dungeon with a Sybian hooked up to a small scale fission reactor.)
Hale ranks above Demo but below Scout. Pauling is between Pyro and Soldier. Administrator is 3 spots above Engi and nobody can close the gap between them.
Admin wants to roleplay taking her disgusting puppybeast boyfriend to the vet to be put down and personally I would do that for her
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