#also got a bright pink slightly too small strappy i think is for running?? idk it sasys MOVE IT on the front and i thought that was funny

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i bought a super thing from a charity shop today it is FLOATY it is UGLY it is BI COLOURS it is really badly short at front long at back (it just is sewed together like two entirely different super floaty garments). I got it at home and it did not fit :( my arms are too muscular and fat for the tight bit before the floofy sleeves. so I thought I WILL CHOP THEM OFF good plan. 40 mins later still can't find scissors :( I have a tiny pen knife though! SUCCESS

I put it on without the sleeves and it fits and I was like OH BITCH! I FLOAT! it is SO swishy and SO fabulous and I really need to get a haircut in a place that doesn't make me look so baby face femme cus I want HARD LINES in my hair to go with my BITCH FLOAT.