#also forgot to mention I got two others unstuck before the random dude pulled up
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> be me
> picking up a few things
^ personal effects from home
^ groceries and necessities for grandma and myself
> everything is going smoothly
> set to get back to grandma’s by the time I set with her
> pulls out of the grocery store, scrapes against the Unreasonable Curb
> It’s Very Bad
> car starts driving funny
> OhNoOhShitOhFuck.png
> pulls into the beer store parking lot to check my tires
> driver-side rear tire is flat
> fuck
> it’s fine because Tire Jack
> lug nuts are On There Tight
> get the beer store employees to help
> employees can’t unstick the lug nuts
> fuck intensifies
> call AAA
> car insurance doesn’t have roadside assistance coverage
> Fuck
> some dude pulls up
> “I can get a pipe to increase the leverage if you’d like”
> Yes I Would Like
> pipe unsticks a nut
> fuck yeah
> the tire jack wrench breaks
> lmfao F U C K
#technical talks#y’all. this took about Two Hours.#yes I did take a second to pop into the store and get some hard cider#bc man. i Deserve It#also forgot to mention I got two others unstuck before the random dude pulled up#(his name was Christian btw)#and the employees were kind enough to offer their fridge in service of my perishable groceries#and I’m gonna fistfight my dad for putting the nuts on so damn TIGHT#i would’ve put that in but I didn’t want the post to be longer than it was#in conclusion I am Tired and I think I’ll take a bath tonight#i deserve to chill man#my back hurts my shoulders hurt#my ANKLE hurts and istg if it’s swollen in the morning#UGH. mark yet another new fuckin tire off on repair expenses
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