#also fionna calls winter king “ice prince” like girl...

[mayday-jd]

then my girl says her absolute banger of a lyric which is "so I'm gonna put you into a blender with meeee" and at the end of the song simon is like "aww nice metaphor " which candy queen responds with "not a metaphor!!"

YEAH YOU BET IT'S NOT SHE WAS BEING DEADASS SERIOUS

which escalates the situation cuz winter king realizes that he's in ACTUAL danger like this isn't your average tuesday for him now he very well might DIE if the ice scouts, fionna and cake don't hurry tf up to save his and simon's ass

what's interesting to note is that simon despite being in danger, having been kidnapped and slowly getting dragged to his doom he still insists on helping candy queen cuz she's a pb variant a smart and collected person under the crazy and dumb character of the candy queen but winter king won't hear any of it he insists on how she's a dangerous individual and that there's nothing they can do for her/that he shouldn't bother which 🤨🤨 alr dude....

so fionna, cake and the ice scouts arrive, they kick ass, save the simons and fionna knocks candy queen out cuz winter king told her too after yelling over simon who insisted YET AGAIN that candy queen deserves to be helped

and then.... this happens

which alr weird but live the fantasy you wanna live simon and fionna (simon was already RIGHT THERE seeing this shit happen like he must've felt pretty weird seeing another version of himself kiss fionna)

and then THIS happens

winter king. fucking. DIES.

just like that he's just gone now and everything changes in the moment his body turns to dust

the winter kingdom melts, the ice scouts and ice marceline too (I fucking screamed when I saw her puddle bro 😭)

and then CANDY QUEEN GOES BACK TO BEING PB AGAIN

she goes on to say how her curse has been lifted now winter king's dead essentially we find out that he's been projecting the madness of the crown onto pb which is why winter king was the way he was

simon's fucking horrified by this revelation knowing in this universe he's fucked up his daughter's gf which is fucked up just in general and he apologized for that

and after 100 years of being forcefully obsessing over a MAN pb kisses the nearest woman aka fionna

LET'S GOOOO LESBIANS SHE'S FREE NOW

I saw this as a tweet earlier btw and I lost my shit she's so real for celebrating her liberation like this lmao