#also dr bad boon is fucking crazy hes like im going to blow up all the bananas in a volcano and/or make them all taste like curry | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

soshinee · 5 years

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super monkey ball is messed up for a lot of reasons but it’s extra fucked up that they sent baby with the team to go get the bananas back. like aiai, meemee, and gongon are all adult monkeys but baby literally can’t even walk. also i just remembered that baby is aiai and meemee’s child wtf. they’re going to defuse bombs inside volcanoes and getting swallowed by whales and they’re taking their infant child with them wtf. what is he supposed to do, cry? oh my god his skull is still soft these monkeys are horrible parents oh fucking hell

#those monkeys are all scrambled its so fucked up #im unlocking all my secret knowledge of super monkey ball lore #i still dont know what gongon is supposed to becdoing there other than being ‘the strong one’#time to check thd wiki #also meemee and aiai are married thats crazy #and i saw all tjose other adult monkeys why did they have to add a baby to the team #like couldnt he have stayed home #oh whatever its super monkey ball #if bananas got hit with the no more banana taste laser i would be pretty happy though #also dr bad boon is fucking crazy hes like im going to blow up all the bananas in a volcano and/or make them all taste like curry #using a laser from my personal space colony that i built bc i am from the future actually #and the only way to stop me is for meemee to marry me #like girl at that point just take one for the team 😐#soshi speaks #.txt

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