#also confirmed: hunter will fite anyone ever

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* zoey 101 vc * are u ready ?! folds hands i am usually so late to errything its annoying butofc im early for dis ….. i am, como se dice DUMB bc i decided to throw a party last night @ me ( mtv welcome to my... ) crib & i was getting shiet ready and dint realize we opened he he he. hi kweens and kweenettes , im one of the trashy admins™ here: bea …but u can call me…. anytime…. im 19 and im livin it up in the pst bc we$t co@$t bih. i lost my hoots & hollers when the gals n i started this rp cuh i luv rich kid rps so much sm and hunter is a muse ive been dyin to play whever i can tbh tho i just really ᵘʰʰʰʰ love matt daddy . plz on Everything That i Have , plot with me, hunter is deada$$ the biggest drama starter and u won’t regrat plotting wit me cuz i’ll show u a good time boo boos . under the cut is where u’ll find more about him >:)  just so y’all kno … i lava u <3

i will now put a few cute lil facts right over here if ur all 2 lazy like i tend to be

⇝ ok so as u all now know hunter is the resident fucker up in this binch , tbh i’m pretty sure he low key runs the local gossip column he is so extra ( like he’s that d r a m a t i c )

⇝ his mom and dad are basically just both fake ass peeps & they’re both hecka dramatic like her mom deadass planned hunter’s birth so it happened in the middle of her best friend’s wedding alkshdig and they’ve been passing him from nanny to nanny ever since he was like 3 years old ok fr tho i recommend reading his bio (when i rewrite it a bit bc it’s a 2/10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) to fully understand all the shit that happened w his parents and how much it fucked him up i cRY … so p much for now he’s got major mommy & daddy issues

⇝ long story short he shits on everybody, i f u think he wn’t shit on you ur  100% wrong he has bowel problems clearly

⇝ homeboy is the actual walmart discount chuck bass, like his looks are meh & he dsnt really care for himself /that/ much but *anything inconvenient happens/trying to get what he wants* “i’m hunter westwood.” (DEADASS JUS REFER TO THIS VIDEO AND DIE…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UHpZlzvMnc) like he suffers from extreme #godcomplex sdjnkjsdfjsd pls help him

⇝ so p much this is him on the outside always ready to fiTe n never back down but this is the broken bean on the inside

⇝ no one throws more shade @ hunter than hunter (ง'̀-‘́)ง

⇝ oh and – he’s also a hoE like he’s so horny that he’s probs stuck his dick in a bag of cheetos at some point but lbr he’s always gettin some w someone n wherever he goes he just leaves a strong of broken hearts behind

⇝ i don’t know what else to say ok but like really he is just a douche without a cause but deep down like way way d own he is actually a pretty decent person who just can’t figure out to be happy bc he just hasnt ?? ever felt truly happy?? like yeah he could easily just turn his life over n everything and have a divine intervention or smth extra like dat but he just wants his parents 2 LOVE him is that so much 2 as k for ?? hu h ? huh ?? ? so he just messes shit up to try to get their attention even those he’s a twenty-four y/o M A N S, i will FIGHT hunter if he doesn’t get his shit together i s2g

fun facts:

⇝ he has two dogs and they’re rescues and he’d die for them (the only things he’s committed too whoops) ⇝ he’s covered in tattoos that mean absolutely nothing and when people ask him about them he changes up the stories behind them every time ⇝ aggresively italian (from his ma’s side) has a pasta maker if u don’t like to eat dont hang out w him sdjfkdsk

….. n yeah i mean , i suck @ these so if u wanna kno more abt him just ask some q’s & i’ll give u a’s

*flips a table lovingly* come plot with me !!! ! or i will come plot with u, i’ ll hunt everybody doWn i swear 2 hunter !

jk .. that’s all i think .. thnx u for bein a trooper n reading all of that if u did *in my best youtuber voice possible* comment below “bea is a nut suckin idiot” to confuse the subscribers (;; hahaha thnks again !! ( oh & look down below for some plot ideas *wink wink* )

but yea like this and i’ll falcon punch my way into ur dm’s w shitty puns n memes

also everyone should join the #hunterdefensesquad™ just sayin

- ̗̀ some p lit plot ideas bc y not  ̖́-

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For the ask meme: 001 for Hunter x Hunter; 002 for your beloved OTP, Ulquihime; 003 for Kurapika.

Thank you so much for asking!

001 | hxh

Favorite character: Meruem I just love redemption stories

Least Favorite character: Gayro’s dad or Kikyo or Rammot

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Merumugi, Kilugon, Leopika, Hisoilu, Idk

Character I find most attractive: Palm (couldn’t see that coming huh?)

Character I would marry: out of trainwrecks that are characters in this series only Leorio is marriable but he’s too young for me

Character I would be best friends with: Senritsu! She should be patient enough to deal with me

a random thought: what if Hisoka is pretending to be Leorio? (for fucks sake Togashi-sama plz come back or I’m going to lose my mind)

An unpopular opinion: hopeful part of chimera ants arc is so underrated 

My Canon OTP: Merumugi and Hisoilu (anyone can fite me)

My Non-canon OTP: Kilugon I just don’t think it’s mutual :’(

Most Badass Character: Komugi don't even try to tell me "my life" moment wasn't the most metal shit

Most Epic Villain: I love them all but Meruem again

Pairing I am not a fan of: Kurokura I adore enemies to lovers but honestly I just can’t see situation when they come to mutual understanding which is my favorite part of this type of ship

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Pokkle in meaning his death was mega fucked up if not character assassination

Favourite Friendship: Kilugon, Senritsu and Kura (the fact he probably pushed her away is making me sad)

Character I most identify with: none

Character I wish I could be: *insert obnoxious suicide joke*

002 | Ulqihime

When I started shipping them: around 2012 I saw fanarts on DA and become curious why they look like that and what is their story so I snooped in this trash can called Bleach

My thoughts: the point where their story ends is just a beginning, he just realized what she mean to him and she forgive the fuckery he just did (this is how I interpret "are you afraid?. As" can you forgive the horrible things I did? ") and it makes this relationship so interesting and sad. There's so many scenarios that you can play with. Also there's a lot to explore about their time together in LN since the unmasked confirmed what we saw aren't all of their interactions.

What makes me happy about them: They cared about each other and he, a being that is not supposed to /don't want to let himself have feelings, loved her

What makes me sad about them: he's dead and just evaporated from her memories, his death meant nothing for her character development (bc Kubo quote "likes her how she is" congrats man you just confirmed you don't know shit about writing) and she's just an incubator for next generation of this wank and not a character

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: using violence, taking shit Ulquiorra said to other arancars seriously, Orihime still being a damsel in distress, Ulquiorra using medical/scientific terminology but also him being totally ignorant of human world

Things I look for in fanfic: I hadn't read fanfics in years tbh and around 2014 I read pretty much everything on ff.org and most of ao3 so at that point existing was everything I was looking for

My wishlist: Ulquiorra getting killed by zanpaktou so he can be reborn and meet her again / being healed by Orihime who makes her own decisions and stopped giving fuck/Orihime actually remember him, says his name instead of vague "I don't want to see any more arancars die" shit/ Ulquiorra coming back to roast the cursed outfit ("surprisingly it doesn't suit you" please i would fucking die)

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Ishida for Hime I'm chill with this paring it's cute and shippers smoke far less crack, death for Ulqui

My happily ever after for them: just learning about and supporting each other and also acting silly

003 | Kura

How I feel about this character: making the cool analitical character extremely emotionally unstable is very interesting idea. His feelings are justified but his actions especially toward his friends aren't. Tho I like how realistic pushing friends away from himself is and how all his trauma and problems does not go away just because he has friends who can use talk no jutsu to make him turn 180° and just stop his auto destruction like that.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Leorio, queen Oito lately bc when she said she doesn't care about him my monkey brain went "oh boi what if she starts caring and it'll be sad" so it can also go non-romantically idc just make me cry Togashi-sama!

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Wobble

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't like mamapika to Gon too much

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: not die? Is this too much?

Favorite friendship for this character: Senritsu

My crossover ship: with good shouting from Elliott Nightray