#also children mentioned in order: lihua zhusha feng yaling yānjiáng

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SEEING THIS OUT OF CONTEXT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE CHILDE HAD A VERY BAD COMING OUT EXPERIENCE 😭

“Oh yeah my parents couldn’t handle the fact that I was gay so I got sent to the Fatui. It wasn’t all bad! Look at me now :D”

“Childe with all due respect do you want new parents”

Childe: When I came out of the abyss, my change in behaviour and newfound bloodlust scared my family, so they sent me to the fatui

Abyss wifey: Oh goodness! I’m so sorry to hear that! I know what it’s like, coming out of that place, and I was already a mother to five children by then. I can’t imagine how horrific it was for someone so young!

Childe: If you think that’s bad, wait until you hear my coming out story!

Abyss wifey, a nonbinary bisexual: *gives Morax the “we need to adopt this kid right now” look*

Morax, who can change his form to literally any gender, and is already the father to a trans woman, an aroace daughter, gay son, bi daughter, and he/they son: *gives wifey the Look back*