#also can we make fun of byakuya’s talent more? he’s literally like. ultimate trust fund. hate that guy

[le-agent-egg]

Honestly what’s even funnier is that Jin Kirigiri put the following students in the same class:

- Ultimate Biker Gang Leader (Guy who likes to commit crimes sometimes. like speeding 😦)

- Ultimate Gambler (Double whammy here: not only is gambling illegal, Celeste is also underage!)

- Ultimate uhh (checks notes) Murderous Fiend (as the abridged series put it “super duper stabby mc murder”)

- Ultimate Soldier (not *illegal* per se but. Last I checked you can’t join the military as a high schooler)

- aND THE ULTIMATE DETECTIVE???????????? THE ULTIMATE DETECTIVE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE HIS DAUGHTER??????????? JIN BUDDY WHAT WERE YOU ON 😭😭😭

some of the talents in danganronpa make absolutely no sense what the fuck is an ultimate robot

[kkatastrophic]

EVEN WORSE THAT IT'S A SCHOOL FOR PROTECTION? WHY IS MY BBG PUTTING IN SERIAL KILLERS, GANG LEADERS, AND STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES?! <- AND THAT WAS BEFORE IT WENT WRONG.

WHY DID JIN CHOOSE ALL OF THEM FOR PROTECTION, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU COULD DROP THE STANDARDS AND LET SOME NORMIES STAY IN HPA AND SURVIVE??? IT'S A BIG SCHOOL MAN-

some of the talents in danganronpa make absolutely no sense what the fuck is an ultimate robot