#also btw their ship name is batwhip

[junoseph]

Hugo Stiglitz/Donny Donowitz dialogues because I am still very mentally ill over them (first one literally goes against my hcs but shhshhhh)

Hugo: Donny, what do you think about Shosanna?

Donny: She's brave and able to keep her cool. I like her.

Hugo goes silent.

Donny: Don't get your boxers in a twist, you know I don't like her like that! Don't be jealous, Huges.

Hugo: I'm not jealous, fuck off Donowitz!

Donny: What's your type, Hugo?

Hugo: Huge, tall, hairy, strong.. They're talking to me right now.

Donny: .. You say the most corny shit I've ever heard in my entire life.

Hugo: You like it.

Donny: ..Yeah I do.

Hugo: Scheiße, you're covered in blood.

Donny: Nazi blood, what of it?

Hugo: Let me clean it off, you don't deserve to have that tainted blood all over you.

Donny: They're the blood of your people though—

Hugo: The Nazis are NOT my people.

Donny: I figured.. Sorry.

Hugo: Just get your sorry ass over here, Donowitz.

Donny: .. What are you going to use to clean me up though? Your tongue?—

Hugo: I change my mind, take a shower.

Donny, laughing: Wait I'm sorry—

Theyre cuddling in bed

Hugo: .. Don't you think it's time to shave, Donald?

Donny, "hurt": ..You don't like my hairy dad bod?

Hugo: That's not what I meant—

Donny: Then hush, Sergeant.

Hugo: ....Yes sir.

Donny: What?

Hugo: Was?