#also brynjolf: so anyways lemme add to that

[bxynjolf]

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

▮▮▓▓ ancient meme from literal years ago ! // closed.

❝ S'pose I've got a spot on for who poured vinegar in your tin this fine evenin', ❞ Brynjolf's grin does not falter, even in the wake of Mercer's sharp words. Instead, he bellied his mischievous efforts with a wink, splaying his hands over the ledger to cover the scribbles as he leans in, emerald eyes ablaze with joviality. He'd not often press Mercer's nerves like this, but when a business opportunity arose, so did his inkling persistence.

❝ But, please. Patience, Mercer. This is quite the potential for our operation, if you'll lend me an ear rather than your palm. 'sides, you'd not want t'damage such fine goods! Who else would greet our darlin' matron of coin? Delvin? She'd sooner pluck his eyes from that blooming, bright bald head of his like a starved Saber mid-freeze than take on his patter. ❞