#also bold of you to assume they have time to talk hahaha NO! the convo they have is post wano and there's angst with a happy ending

[beanghostprincess]

Sanuso (Usopp is transmasc btw. Important thing here) would have two twin daughters accidentally because they make love right after they see each other in Sabaody and they don't really have the time to think about protection or, you know, have common sense. Then, everything happens without the knowledge of Usopp being pregnant until the Dressrosa group arrives at Zou and Usopp starts feeling sick.

Btw, ignore all the common sense for pregnancy. I will do research but not much because the timeline in OP is so short and everything happens so fast and I want the angst to fit in here. So just assume everything I say is medically accurate.

Law instantly notices something's off and tells both Chopper and Usopp (when they reunite with the others) to join him in a more private place. Honestly, the only reason he's doing this is because he refuses to let one of these idiots get in the way of his mission and alliance, he doesn't want to know anything about romantic dramas or anything. Anyway, he has a talk with a very confused Usopp and asks questions that instantly make Chopper realize what's going on. Law ends up doing a quick check-up and... This is way worse than what he was expecting because he could kind of deal with a pregnant pirate, but a pirate pregnant with twins? No. This is a nightmare. Usopp is still confused and Law wants to get over with this already, so he's like: "Long story short, bad news. For me, mostly. And for you too, depending on how fond you are of kids and how much of a jerk is the person you slept with." And basically, Usopp panics. Sanji is loyal to him and they love each other. They even talked about how much they both wanted kids (they're not at that point yet and they didn't even say anything about having them together. They just said they wanted kids at some point) but he's still extremely worried about what Sanji might say. The thought of not having their kids doesn't even cross his mind until Law says: "I mean... I could just help you get rid of them. Poof! Bye babies. Hi pirating again. Hi Wano. And no words to daddy. Or mommy. Or whatever. How does that sound so we don't have to deal wit-" and Usopp instantly goes defensive about it, realizing that he wants to have them. Or at least talk to Sanji about it first.

Chopper hears everything and is there the whole time and... He doesn't have good news, of course, but he waits until all of them are together to tell them what happened with Sanji. This is the reason why Usopp refuses to go to Whole Cake Island and prefers to join the Wano group instead, knowing that the rescue adventure will be more dangerous and refusing to acknowledge that his boyfriend might get married to somebody else. He just tells Luffy to bring back Sanji for him. Almost begs him. And Luffy, carelessly as ever, accepts in the most optimistic of ways.

Usopp doesn't tell anybody about it and everyone thinks he's just sick. The only one who notices him being weird is Zoro, but when he asks what's wrong, Usopp refuses to tell him the truth and quite obviously lies about what's going on. Zoro just tells him to come to him if he ever needs anyone to talk to, and honestly? Who is he going to talk to? Franky? Robin could be a nice option, actually, but he doesn't really know how to approach the topic and he already knows that her calm, reassuring words won't be enough to calm him down. He needs honesty. Harsh reality. And he knows the answer is Zoro. Plus, they're closer. And Zoro obviously notices something. So Usopp can't keep the secret anymore because he's literally dying of stress as he thinks about Sanji and what's going on in WCI. He ends up telling Zoro and he's like:

Zoro: So what are you going to tell curly? Usopp: I'll just- I don't know. Zoro: Do you want the kids? Usopp: If he- Zoro: But do you? Usopp: I think so. Yes. Even if it looks harder to achieve my dream this way. Lots of pirates have had kids! Zoro: Then that's it. Solved. You're welcome. Usopp: Okay, haha, no. Nope. I'm not having these kids without him. Thank you. Zoro: Your body, your choice, your kids. If he doesn't want them and you do, he'll still have to deal with them. We're on the same crew. Usopp: So that's why I can't have them if he doesn't want them. I can't just-- Burden him with- Zoro: Well, the first mistake here was his. I even know about condoms. Usopp: You're not being very supportive right now, you know? Zoro: Well, you wanted the truth. This is the truth. You can do whatever the fuck you want. And what makes you think he won't want them, again? Usopp: Mm. I dunno. I just have the feeling something bad is going to happen soon. Zoro: He's a pussy and a women-obsessed weirdo but- He loves you. Or at least he looks like he loves you. And he's always annoying the shit out of me saying that once he has kids they're going to be better than mine, so he does want to have them. Even if it's only to piss me off. Usopp: I just- I think I just need to wait until he comes back. He will come back and we will talk about this. Zoro: You don't sound so sure. Usopp: No, I have never been more scared. I am not sure. But- Zoro: But when you're scared, the only thing left for you to do is to trust in Luffy. Usopp: Yeah. Trust in Luffy. If he doesn't come back with my boyfriend I am going to murder him. Zoro: Careful, you're starting to sound like you doubt our captain. Usopp: No. I trust Luffy to do everything he can. But Sanji's stubbornness is just... Too much sometimes.

But Sanji comes back to him. Obviously. And Usopp knows that, despite the bad feeling he's having about all of this, they will be alright. And I don't talk more about this because I have 0 energy right now to continue writing about this now. Maybe another day. I just wanted to post this right now because it's been on my drafts for AGES. So here it is. I will keep talking about this someday I promise.

Also, I made a post about the kids too a while back.

[retroaria]

SOMEONES JEALOUS!

summary: (Sakura, Suō, Kaji) when they’re jealous seeing you with another guy!

WIND BREAKER M.LIST | enjoy 🥀 -aria

ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩

Sakuras jealousy is a recurring issue. Once you’re his and he’s accepted that fact, he hates when anyone else gets more attention from you than he does. It makes him question everything, feels like he’s having a mid life crisis.

He sometimes get jealous of the way you interact with the other Bofurin boys as well. Is afraid you might think one of them is nicer than him, or that they could protect you better than he could. you constantly have to reassure him, which makes him feel even worse.

If he sees someone actively flirting with you right in front of him, he goes into fight or flight mode

Acts like you’re about to be murdered and his only way to save you is obnoxiously interjecting himself in the convo. “hahaha right MY PARTNER is soooo cool! you guys friends? Never heard of you before hahaha strange.” “Hey BABE, you seem to be having a lot of fun over here…WITHOUT ME.” The guy would just awkwardly walk away lol

Once he’s gone Sakura goes back to normal and tries to act like what he just did wasn’t borderline insane. “What do you mean? I was just talking to you how I always do.” Yeah suuuuure.

Just make sure he knows you love him and no one else. Appreciates when you include him in convos with strangers while you two are out, hates being left out of the loop.

Ren definitely feels like you are the light of his life, his sunshine on a cloudy day, the only pure thing about him, keeping him sane and at bay. Deep down he’s terrified that you’ll find someone more gentle than he is, someone less angry and tense all the time. So when something threatens to take you away, he gets rather aggressive

He prefers if you don’t see him that way. So anytime someone seems to be a little too flirty, or trying to get a little too close to you, he stalks his pray and waits it out. Once the interaction is over (you obviously rejected them), he’ll wait until you leave, head off to the bathroom, or just aren’t paying attention to shoot them the most devious glance imaginable.

Eyes of a killer as he bites down hard, cracking the candy in his mouth. sending them a signal of what might happen to them if they don’t back off. If you aren’t around, “you shouldn’t go for someone so far out of your league” “back off”.

Suo doesn’t tend to get jealous. He’s got you whipped (just as much as you have him) and he knows it. A confident king.

On the rare occasion he does feel threatened by another man, it’s usually by someone of his same stature, coy and nonchalant. It almost makes his blood boil to see someone teasing you the way he does just to see that cute flustered face.

Thinks its disrespectful for other men to bother you when they should already see how fruitless it is. In his head, someone like you is surely taken. (Though he still finds it hard to believe that he was the one who was able to take you)

He’s likes to let it go on for a little, wanting to see what tactics the guy might employ. He also wants to see the look on this persons face when they are inevitably rejected by you.

If they keep pestering you even after you’ve declined their advances, Suo will step in. “Hey darling, do you need my help here?” “How bold of you to assume you’d have a chance.” (He’s saying all of this with the most devious smile on his face, probably giggling too. Cheeky bastard.)

[searching-in-silence]

Warning!

The post will be highly delulu and fantasy bordering, please don’t read this if you feel uncomfortable with it. I am gonna assume things with jikook and I think I will be crossing the line or something with this post. So don’t hate me for it, I have already warned you. hehe~

I think Jimin is the dominant one in the relationship ‘emotionally’ and not Jungkook. I mean we know that both of them are on equal footing but in real life one of the two in a couple is always the dominant one emotionally, even if physically that dominant attribute may not be there...

Like with Jimin, he is small and cute and all those adorable stuff, but the manner in which he carries himself and the courage with which he dances, that kindness, only people like him could be dependable.

Everyone in BTS shares the same thought, they depend on Jimin for emotional support and go to him when they need a cheer-up, so I think I can safely assume, that Jimin is dependable emotionally and because of that he is the dominating one in the relationship if we assume that jikook are really a pair and we ain’t just delulu.

The thing is that being dependable emotionally doesn’t mean that a person is the dominating one in a relationship, but I think in Jimin’s case, the factor plays an important role. Since Jungkook is tensed and nervous most times when they are out for interviews,etc, I don’t think he shows it much these days, but he definitely gets discouraged easily. It doesn’t means that he is timid, not at all, but he is just awkward with people and tends to not get how to lead the flow in a conversation, or maybe he simply doesn’t interests in interacting much. He seems like a private person to me, who only opens up with his close ones.

Now Jimin is definitely the ‘close one’ to him. I won’t elaborate, but those who follow kookmin blogs they already know jikook’s history. What we see is just the surface of reality, but that is enough to give me an insight on how their relationship might work.

I think that Jungkook often shares his issues with Jimin and takes advice from him and guidance which he feels like the other hyungs might not give. Or we don’t know, but I believe that if Jimin ever asked him to chose something regarding his career, Jungkook would. (If you remember that vlive where Jimin told us that Jungkook didn’t want to continue as an idol, but upon Jimin’s request, he did. That is what I concluded anyway.)

So Jungkook isn’t just emotionally influenced by Jimin, he also depends on him for advice and comfort. And plus, the age factor also gets in the way. Because even in my country, those older are given a form of respect where we listen to them and follow their advice (most of the time) and thus, I think, Jungkook lets Jimin be the dominant one, he listens to mochi and pays attention to his critics as well. 

And being the most sensitive one among the band, and also the youngest, Jungkook is naturally submissive (being submissive is not offensive, even in hetro relationship, a woman maybe emotionally dominant and the male submissive.) So I think that Jimin is like an anchor to Jungkook and because of that he is also the dominant one.

So what about Jimin?

We know that everyone out there needs a source of support and I believe that Jimin finds strength from Jungkook. All those times we see JK complimenting Jimin? I see how happy it makes Jimin even if he tends to hide that satisfaction. And these days JK is behaving more confident than he did previously... there is this air about him which revolves around Jimin and Jimin only. And from the looks of it, Jimin enjoys the attention. I mean who wouldn’t I definitely would bask in it.

But Jimin tends to keep it real, more professional, while Jk is more emotional. 

The number of times Jimin calls JK cute is numerous and the number of times JK calls Jimin pretty or cool is also a lot in count. 

Jimin also flew straight from Paris to Korea on Jk’s birthday and I think that was the most caring surprise Jk might have had. That dom feel to it, was definitely there, but I felt as if the softness to it was no surprise. I love their emotional bond.

The kindness, that soft tone Jimin uses with Jungkook, I feel like only a dominant one would save that tone for his loved one, it often sounds comforting, like he is trying to relax JK or simply providing him with support. And that blushing and demure look that passes JK’s face speaks a lot about his feelings for Jimin. 

They may or maynot be in a relationship which is romantic, but you have to say, that their bond is real and that sense of love is really there. Love can be in any form, and I would be there for them even if they decide to one day marry a girl of their choice or a male partner which is not Jimin/Jungkook.

Now physically we know that Jungkook would be more dominating, if he uses his strength for that purpose because I believe he wouldn’t even tickle Jimin in fear he might rub his skin too much, he has become that caring towards jimin. lmao.

But if we speak in terms of who tops or bottoms (a taboo topic to discuss, since I don’t really care about it, but I am still gonna bring it up anyway), I don’t want to assume but if all the horoscope I read in my free time about Jimin are something, 90% of them believe that Jimin is the dominant one here as well, or at least power bottom. We don’t know jikook personally so I would stop here, but if facts were to be acknowledged about their attraction, then Jimin seems more bold and direct, while Jungkook the switch.

Although who knows, ignore the above ^ para.

Then we come on the topic of how they tend to flirt.

The early Jimin was the biggest flirt, omg, I don’t even know how to bring up that convo without feeling second hand embarrassment for him, he was that direct. I mean he did all those stuff in front of camera and we don’t know if it was just for a nonexistent fanservice or his own satisfaction on seeing Jungkook squirm. But regardless, I will have to say that Jimin of that era was really something else, But he was in pressure all the time, since their career had just started and they needed to fight for lime light. So Jimin worked hard, tried to maintain his concept of bad boy, even though I know he used to have a different personality which wasn’t tough and bad at all, and he tended to care a lot about his body image.

We know he also had a lot of anger in him, frustration which he just held back, since i think in their comeback Jimin shared with us how Taekook took him aside and talked to him about it.

Whatever the history maybe, I think he liked Jungkook a lot from the start (could be platonic or romantic, not gonna comment on that), and targeting him for his attention soothed JM, maybe Jk’s familial home in busan or that age difference he shared with Jimin’s brother, that led to Jimin being warmer to him than the rest. And since Jimin is naturally caring, he even went with the flow. I remember him stating once that ‘others’ would find it odd if he calls Jungkook cute... but he calls him cute all the time now, (most of the time) so what was different back then? Maybe the members weren’t that comfy with each other yet, or even the staff, they were just debuting, so that maybe the reason for awkwardness.

If we see from the start, Jimin hasn’t changed as much, he has just mellowed down a lot, but he still fawns upon Jungkook whenever he has the time, or sometime it is just odd how he stays too silent to be natural when it comes to Jungkook. hahaha~

And now jungkook, for him I think he was just a baby and too private previously to be comfortable with showcasing his favoritism to Jimin. Yet he cared for Jimin a lot and his way of flirting (read teasing) came out as offensive to Jimin at times. But that was just the way Jungkook felt he could express his adoration on camera, because we know that in private life, Jungkook wasn’t that shy of speaking his mind, Jimin was sure to tell us that.

And now, Jungkook flirts so much, for whatever reasons, that even Jimin gets shy.

That’s it I guess, thank you for reading my thought! :D