#also billy is OBVIOUSLY an alligator genera be so for real right now

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

what you don't know about the doing something like this verse is that the only person brianna has ever dated was chosen for three weeks in their freshman year of high school before realizing that she doesn't really "do the romance thing" and realizing that she Does feel sexual attraction, and her aromantic/allosexual swag is so large that it brings all the boys to the yard in a sense that billy wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid but she told him no mostly because he smells bad (mister pallmall blue 100s i love you) which she also said to his face but she did have sex with jdb bc he's sweet and kinda a freak and they only fucked a few times before it got kinda Not Casual in a way bri wasn't comfortable with so they broke it off but not before billy found out john was hooking up with bri and so billy gets is aggressively obsessed with jdb in a not gay and then a distinctly yes gay way and it all lives in my beautiful mind