#also awf!! poor Harry and yes
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Haha honestly I have no clue. As time has gone by any possible ex has gotten more and more vague in my mind. Maybe Kim was too much of a square and his ex was annoyingly flippant with everything. Mutual haters with opposite energies? Worsties, perhaps.
I know that realistically the Kim we know now would probably just disengage from someone so infuriating and shut down any attempts to bait him into an argument. But where’s the fun in that? Maybe he has mostly grown past it all but somehow he runs into his ex again. And what emerges is this lingering trace of a past Kim who let himself indulge in more outward hater-hood and spite-ery.
And idk about Harry since there are so many different ways he can be. The Harry that I write would watch their back-and-forth like a tennis match. Mayb get insecure and worry that he could annoy Kim and become like his ex.
#putting a pin in the post for a sec. 📌 so i can say#IM ??AKHGAGHK#just didnt expect the name.#‘oh titatitties was my father’s name. please. call me ‘fartnoise.mp3’#IM LAYING LIKE IM IN A GLUE TRAP#anyways back to the post#worsties is a great [!] idea. equal rivals. although Kim *is* someone who would normally shut these things down;#i agree that ex here can remind him of times where he had less control. and maybe that makes Kim angry too.#a reminder of his previous shortcomings#also awf!! poor Harry and yes#utterly understandable#+ wish we could collapse posts like the read more button (but not every single post like one update suggested)#fartnoise#titatitties#(eh ill figure out which tag between those two)
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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Sixteen - A Very Frosty Christmas
CHRISTMAS TIMEEEE IS HEEEEERE (its not even halloween yet but the hype is so real)
“Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...” “I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.”
savage harry strikes again!!!!!
- HAHAH fred and george are roasting ron about lavender asking if she has brain damage and ron A WIZARD retaliates by throwing an actual fucking knife
“Percy definitely not showing his ugly face, then?” asked Fred. Mrs. Weasley turned away before she answered. “No, he’s busy, I expect, at the Ministry.”
literally pains me to read percys name FUQ A DUDE FOR HURTING MOLLY
Malfoy was definitely up to something, and Snape knew it, so Harry felt fully justified in saying “I told you so,” which he had done several times to Ron already.
ah yes harry because that is a very unannoying, non-dickhead thing to do and will totally get people to see your point of view
- ‘a cauldron full of hot, strong love’ will forever be my favorite title of anything ever
- also people are still being mean to fleur and im not here for it yall!!!!!!!!!!
- the ministry is still holding stan shunpike in azkaban :’(
“But I do not forget that during the year I taught at Hogwarts, Severus made the Wolfsbane Potion for me every month, made it perfectly, so that I did not have to suffer as I usually do at the full moon.”
ok..as much as i hate snape. gotta give respect where its due. like he was a DICK to remus when he was teaching and hes the one who got him fired but like he could have made things so much worse for him by fucking up the potion so ill give him that at least.
- 1. POOR BB REMUS is being forced to live with the werewolves to try and get them to not be on voldemorts side and it hurts my heart 2. fenrir greyback is mentioned and EW
- hahahahah ron just got his christmas present from lavender and all i can say is... FUCKING SERVES U RIGHT FOR MAKING HERMIONE CRY u a lil shit head in this book ron..the fuck outta here.
He hesitated a moment, then said, “Is Hermione really going out with McLaggen?” “I dunno,” said Harry. “They were at Slughorn’s party together, but I don’t think it went that well.” Ron looked slightly more cheerful as he delved deeper into his stocking.
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- kreacher got harry a christmas present and harry didn’t get him one in return. sure, it was a package of maggots BUT STILL. its the thought that counts. sweet angel kreacher.
- more random than harry and ginny? REMUS AND TONKS. like forreal where did this come from??? was jkr just in a very like loving mood when she read this book? idk but girl i am CONFUSED
- scrimgeour and percy just busted into the christmas feast and I DO NOT APPROVE ONE BIT. scrimgeour is trying to be like ‘who wants to go on a stroll with me?? eenie meenie minie... HARRY POTTER’ and it SUCKS yall
“You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we’ve got Fudge, pretending everything’s lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we’ve got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you’ve got ‘the Chosen One’ working for you!”
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH kill em
“I haven’t forgotten, Minister...” He raised his right fist. There, shining white on the back of his cold hand, were the scars which Dolores Umbridge had forced him to carve into his own flesh: I must not tell lies.
literal chills. HARRY IS GOING AWF
“Well, it is clear to me that he had done a very good job on you,” said Scrimgeour, his eyes cold and hard behind his wire-rimmed glasses. “Dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you, Potter?” “Yeah, I am,” said Harry. “Glad we straightened that out.” And turning his back on the Minister of Magic, he strode back toward the house.
*im a boss ass bitch plays in the background*
DUMBLEDORES MAN YALL. IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING
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