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"...You and I as Us
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#genyatta#digital art#overwatch#dragon genji#faunyatta#au#fantasy#genji shimada#tekhartha zenyatta#overwatch au#so yeah hi still alive and still very much into this ship#this is my once in a blue moon contribution to my fav OW ship#in my very self indulgent AU#I mean dragons and fauns are cool! Fantasy is cool#also appreciate me totally bullshitting that I have any idea how to make backgrounds lmao#it was supposed to be a sketch#how did it end up fine tuned like this#genyatta au
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alright trailer thoughts
watch it here slutties:Â https://twitter.com/SHOBlackMonday/status/1216778009044291585
1) HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITâS HERE THIS FEELS SURREAL
2) HOLYYY SHITTTT
3) but actually letâs get it. this song bangs showtime stays on their excellent editing.
4) trying to analyze showtimeâs trailers is like trying to grab smoke so this is going to be extremely barebones for a while.Â
5) somebody drives off with the busted up limbo, but we canât tell who it is yet bc their face never comes into view. theyâre wearing a gray suit tho, so it may become more obvious who it is once the episode itself is out.
6) mo is being dramatic asf which as of 1x10 is perfectly in character lmfao
7) bro what the FUCK did you do to your hair i gotta ask fuck the 80s. also thereâs this character on IMDb tagged âVanessa (hair like mo)â so that makes more sense now maybe?
8) establishing shots that almost make me think mo is hiding out in california. since we know his orphanage story is bullshit, maybe heâs visiting family? maybe this is where that marcus wainright iii character comes in? since i dont think heâs in the trailer?
9) keith is living. almost has out-of-the-closet energy. i bet that scene of him roller skating is either after a) he comes out to his wife and divorces her or b) he gets a call from mo and flies straight out to cali to meet up with him.
10) the editing is so good you guys holy shit they jsut never quit over there do they?
11) a shot of mo in some suburb. could be a family member or a friendâs house? which again leads me to think heâs in california.
12) thereâs this TV show called âAmericaâs Most Unsolved Crimesâ that mo shows up on bc heâs being solely blamed for the crash. how dawn and blair managed to avoid any blame whatsoever is beyond me, but mo is an excellent scapegoat since he confessed on record. no idea who the guy sitting on the desk talking about him is tho, since he wasnât announced as one of the new guest stars. probably just a one off. maybe this is where âreenactment dawnâ comes in from the IMDb page?
13) mo is bringing back the 70s and i do not like it. when i said the 80s were cool bc nobody knew how to dress themselves This Is Not What I Meant.
14) he wouldnât just casually play basketball with some random kids, these are probably either his cousins or his nephews or the kids of a friend. again leads me to believe heâs in california, possibly visiting marcus? it would make sense. either that or we finally get some real concrete background on mo that isnât total bullshit.
15) keith is in contact with mo. itâs hard to tell if keith went to cali to see mo or if mo came to NY seeing as both are extremely suspicious. assuming mo is in cali that is. keith is definitely going to get mo back in the game. speaking of mo, this entire first 30 seconds is Mo-centric, so i bet moâs arc is going to be plottier than blair or dawnâs in 1âAâ (showtime doesnât really have A and B arcs for this show bc thereâs no midseason hiatus i just like the terminology)
16) throwback thursday lmfao
17) no idea who this guy shooting/probably fake shooting is?? like no idea. could be nothing of importance and just a transition filler/tone setting moment.
18) the heat is on motherfucker! letâs get this cat and mouse shit im ready for it!
19) here we go hereâs dawn. back at the jammer group. back at DAWN AS THE PRESIDENT HIRING A BUNCH OF WOMEN???????? BIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHH I LOVE TO SEE IT. INCLUDINGÂ DEANNA CHENG (sheâs friends with casey which means sheâs friends with half the cast we shouldâve known she wasnât going anywhere) AKA THE SALES CLERK WHO HARASSED DAWN IN 1X02????? YES BITHC
20) then wayne and yassir fucking it up (nice facial hair wayne itâs hideous kjsfkjdhg) and the women throwing paper at him??? LKJRHGKLJSERH????
21) blair and tiff dressed up??? guys. theyâre going to some rich people gala thing. this is what i was talkinf about. im almost certain this is how blair and harris meet. their wives are gonna see each other after not having spoken in years bc of whatever but they used to be friends so they go to talk and the husbands and dragged along and *closet case to closet case communication sounds*
22) ok now BLAIRâS on the exercise craze? i thought that was just gonna be dawn like in s1 also how long is this exercise montage in the show bc there are some things a god fearing lesbian shouldnât have to see. this weird mirror talking shit feels like voyeurism from this perspective i feel like i shouldnât be seeing this.
23) sheâs still topping him??? after all that??? aight yk itâs part of the dynamic
24) tiff is wearing the same dress in âyou do, hunkâ as she is in the bit where they get out of the limo and deal with the paparazzi so i presume that workout scene is immediately before that gala thing im establishing a #timeline
25) the skants reveal??? we call that PLOT DEVELOPMENT i love a good callback to the first season
26) the shocked gasp i canât tell if itâs good or bad. also does this mean tiffâs starting her own company? since georgina is liquid?
27) larry telling dawn that moâs on his way back for revenge? spliced with mo staring at the wall like he so frequently does while smoking? mayhaps this editing went off also i never thought iâd say this but the brotherfucker has a point mo is gonna pop off when he sees yall again
28) FBI wyd........ thatâs a lot
29) that falling out last season bit: blairâs definitely talking about tiffâs parents, and im almost certain andrew flubbed right there and improvised over it by saying âautumn.â well im appreciative of that bc a) itâs funny and b) it indicates when this is going on a bit. itâs not like weâre two years in the future or anything. this is probably gonna start a couple of months after the crash and thatâs it.
30) no idea who blair is talking to tho since i canât see the womanâs face. could be one of tiffâs friends? idk. also nice hair tiff
31) that ball spinning around like a gumball in a machine? weird transition but aight. also immediately after, dawn is in the lehman office, again no idea why. probably the same scene as larry telling her that mo is plotting his revenge but idk why sheâs there.
32) that shot of a plane coming into JFK? now im near certain that mo is in cali it would make so much sense please showtime just MAKE SENSE.Â
33) confetti and moâs entrance? you know what itâs what i shouldâve expected tbh itâs all so delightfully in character EDIT: THE CONFETTI IS NOT BEFORE MOâS ENTRANCE. YOU CAN SEE DAWNâS CLOTHES CHANGE COLOR, IT WAS JUST AN EDITING TRICK.
34) moâs just gonna pull up, zero fucks, in the middle of the day. much different than how i thought this scene would go, with a lot of betrayal and drama involved instead of this bitch just pulling up. now idek if dawn and mo are in contact before this, when before i was almost certain they would be.
35) what blair says here is definitely not the first thing he says when mo walks in, i can tell from the editing. also im near certain that blair doesnât say âbro.â it sounds edited in/done in post (his voice pitches up a lot there when thatâs usually a beat when your voice would fall), so i wouldnât be surprised if blair curses a lot there and they just had to edit it to stay in the green band.Â
36) ol polluted waterfall lookin ass jshgkjfdhg mo quit lying that hairstyle is not popular fuck off
37) im loving this tagging order tbh. paul scheer getting tagged in the trailer is just. what he deserves. do we consider keith a protagonist now? heâs in all the promo material by name and face now.
38) regina and andrew look so good god yes also the editing is so GOOD fuck
39) keith (hand holding emoji) blair
    getting hit by random vehicles
40) NO THE LIMBO FUCK SHIT THESE CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO LAST almost looks deliberate :eyes emoji:
41) whatâs keith doing with this barbershop quartet wtf
42) almost certain thatâs tiff singing? based on 1x09 this oughta be good lmao
43) THE HEEL CLICKING IS TAKING ME OUT HGKJDHFGKJFD. could this be mo and marcus? who knows?
44) look at all the cash wtf whatâs all that cash for? ah shit here we go again
45) tiff entering another dimension followed by dawn doing what is certainly a mountain of coke? kind of poetic cinema ok
46) ok dawnâs wearing that green suit again from my icon so??? what does it mean what does it all mean
47) who is mo squaring up with tf? is this marcus? i canât tell in this lighting maybe itâs fake shooting guy idk also where the fuck are they? some party? but not a rich ppl thing just a thing? idk
48) guys. we have it. the fucking airdate. i have been stanning since the first fucking episode almost a year ago today and finally we have an airdate. respect to the new stans but yall dont know what seven and a half months of network radio silence in regards to your current obsession feels like. @hatimbinaba msged me and said we had a date and the shot of adrenaline i felt was like nothing else. serotonin is currently stored in the black monday and now the serotonin is stored in the ME. Sunday, March 15, 2020, 10 pm motherfuckers. put that shit on the calendar. also looks like we have a slightly earlier timeslot which is nice.
49) and to top (ahah) it all off we have blair just straight up gay panicking at the end. thatâs definitely tuc and june and if yall have been following yall would know that tuc is playing blairâs love interest and june is playing tucâs wife so this is all very jghsrkjghs im rly excited for this scene. no way of knowing if this is before or after blair and harris get together but itâs still kshgkdjhgdkj. rich people golfing? more like rich people existing lmao. also whereâs that onion video i need to find the onion video fuck this is just like the onion said would happen. i will post it and make memes later.Â
50) then blair just gets hit??? by the golfcart?? and thereâs this scream that is definitely not the scream of andrew, tuc or june so??? whose scream was that??? did they add that shit in post??? tf???? also tuc and june barely flinching is really decapitating me kjshkrjdg
51) thereâs no way of knowing if tiff is also at the golf course, but if she isnât? then itâs just blair and his canon love interest and canon love interestâs wife???? which is so funny âhey come play golf with meâ âoh is anyone else coming?â âya my wifeâ âyouâre so stupid i have to question how youâre even still aliveâ
52) WHEEWWWW AND THATâS IT YALL!!! BUT A COUPLE MORE THINGS. some distinct absences: no known shot of marcus (which is wack yall would think they would want to plug the hell out of dulĂ© hill) and very few shots of harris and corky. why. promote your newcomers some more tf.
anyways thatâs all on this long ass post. @ mutuals expect more freakouts xx love yall this is unedited just raw emotion
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Episode 27 means thereâs just one left (for now, duh duh DUH, letâs get those trombones good and fired up). I know Iâm alone, but Iâm gonna miss this garbage show because Iâm gonna miss the SHIT out of fresh Louis (and Dermot, lbr) content twice weekly, so I decided to celebrate the penultimate episode by getting drunk with Sandy (one of my oldest, dearest friends, someone whoâs not in this fandom but who watched the first six seasons of American Idol and has already gone on record as saying that Louis is way cute) and liveblogging her reactions (in quotes below). She made martinis and G&Ts with fancy-pants gin, which feels weirdly British to me, so letâs go! Iâll do tomorrowâs final ep sober, rip.
Iâm still not over seeing red ribbons on this homophobic garbage fest or the fact that people donât seemingly know what they represent, but why is everyone BUT Ayda wearing one tonight? Louis wearing a red ribbon makes me so weak; ditto Dermot.
âThatâs Dermot??? Heâs cuuuuute!â (Sandyâs from Woostah, so when sheâs drunk, her accent is even more chowd than usual.)
âUgh, Simon, gross, he looks like he just came out of a guttah, what's with the hair, what happened here???â Behold, beauty and the beast, and this doesnât do justice to the weird eye wiggling from Simon in Louisâs direction, godddd, heâs the worst:
Robbie does some kind of sad medley with the losers, and why do I have to see Bella again, but Sandy nails it: âYeah, weâre the lou-sahs, oh, here we ah⊠we've got big white sneakahs on, thatâs who we ah.â And even from this intro, Sandy, whoâs immediately team Dalton from the five seconds heâs showcased, doesnât get why Antâonyâs here, canât get a bead on why Scarlettâs the best of the best of female singers, either, uncanny, right? As for me, âFreedomâ as a song for a show that Louisâs obligated to do? Okay! Hopefully, this means things are looking up!
Dermot kicks off the festivities by introducing Louis as âa man so loved, I might even scream myself,â and, yeah, hard same:
I wonât get into Marky Markâs b-roll antics, even though one of my weaknesses is footie Louis, which only proves how much I love you (cough, Kelli). Sandy calls Britainâs Marky Mark the poor manâs Johnny Bananas, and I have no idea what she means by that, but yeah, I guess. Me as her: âGod, imagine Louis at 30, imagine seeing him in person, Jesus Christ. How old is Antâony again? Shouldnât he be in the overs? He looks like a bridge troll, the Beatles donât deserve this vibrato, why are Simonâs tits out, why is there a choir, shouldnât he just be able to sing? American Idol Simon would have totally called this out for the bullshit it is, heâs an alcoholic now, isnât he? â And sheâs not wrong on any of it, lmao.
Overall, Sandyâs read on Antâony: âNahâŠif he had nailed âLet It Be,â maybe.â (Not even then, but I appreciate her giving him a fighting chance.)
We transition from Marky Mark to Dalton, with Dermot saying to Louis, âWe are back with you and your wonderful top,â lots of tittering in the arena, Sandy questioning why ANYONE with functioning eyes would consider Louis (or Harry) to be straightTM, and sigh.
I love Roman Kemp enough to squeak, âROMAN!!â when Dalton does an interview with him. I also el oh el at the whole, âLetâs meet Louisâs sister and some rando none of us really get to hear about in Louisâs âhouseâ before at least two of them go to see Anne-Marie in Manchester.â Still, the sunâŠin a fake houseâŠyeah:
Unsurprisingly, Dalton blows us all away with his impeccable vocals (AND THAT JACKET). As Sandy says, âWow, heâs awesome, heâs not even a contestant, why is he on this show, he should be on a label at this point.â
Scarlettâs up next next, and Iâm wondering if Simon will show up to mentor, but of course a) he has to (nearly done), and b) itâll take him about two hours, tops, which is laughable when you consider how much time everyone else has put in, especially comrade Louis. Unfortunately, Simonâs involvement means more Last Showman music.
Simon emotionlessly intones, âVote for herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we need her to win the X Factorrrrrrrrrrr,â and Scarlett comes out and does her trademark Adele Junior ~thing, but all I can think is, a) your mentor is creepy af:
and b) âall the luckâ sounds like âall the love.â Iâll still buy this pen, sbb:
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Jimmy Artie, and even though Anne-Marie seems okay, nothing'll stop me from fast forwarding.
We get duets next, and none of us are interested in Antâony and Tom Walker (who?), but major points to Louis for saying, âMassive thank you to you, Tom, youâre an absolute gentleman,â etc. etc. (take notes if you need lessons on how to be gracious).
Daltonâs duet with Emile Sande is predictably grand, but Iâm distracted by his Harry Styles cosplay:
Sandy knows my brand well because she immediately picks up on this pen display moment:
I canât properly grab it, but at the one hour, eight minute mark, Louis springs into prime sbb and talks about how âfoonâ it is to drag Simon with everything heâs got, and I sob a little because this has been such a GREAT run, godddd, Iâm gonna miss it.
George Ezra comes out to sing, and Sandy once again nails it by describing him as âsome skinny, pale British guy with a guitar who wants to be Ed SheerhanâŠI like his guitar, though, itâs cool.â
Hot take: Scarlett has to sing her duet with Robbie not because Simonâs lazy but because nobody else in the industry would agree to help him out.
God, the âcreaâiveâ on this tune is terrible: giant satellites for finding ET in the background? Nothing else would have worked here? Nothing from the Greatest Showman, even ?
A bit of live Renaissance art: Simon grinding his teeth while Louis composes a text to Harry and Robbie/Ayda make out:
Sandyâs PISSED that this show just wasted 90 minutes of her life, and she wonât know what happens until I text her, but yeah, sob, one more to go. Meanwhile, she loves Bravo shows, and so do I, so letâs imagine this one;
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