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bunnyb34r · 2 months

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I'm giving the hedges mullets so the city can't fine us for not maintaining the yard

Okay it's really bc it's taking me all summer to clip these damn things back and I can only reach so far so now the front is short but they're TALL in the back 😭

#also apparantly if you step in the side of the front yard by the tallest bush #the neighbor's spy camera yells at you 🙄 and she's home today too so i didnt wanna linger so i scooted away a bit and #chopped down as much nightshade as i could and worked my way back to the front #i only know she's home bc the camera kept activating when the mail lady was sorting mail and she came on the intercom to be like ????#and the mail lady had to explain that they dont have time there to sort it all so she has to make sure its sorted as she goes and i think #she only stopped there bc i was in the yard (i wouldnt have minded if she stopped but i do get that 'uh ill just do it here no one's here'#mindset (but someone was there 🙄) like damn mind your own business maybe she dropped her airpod or something she's just hunched over the #porch (but facing the door so the camera could CLEARLY see her sorting)#anyways ill have to keep that in mind 🙄 loser #im pretty sure i show up on the camera on their garage when i go out the back door bc that scope is huge but it's like again myob bitch #marquilla #im exhausted now though 😒

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