#also another difference is that d.iego actually has good fashion taste
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Wait I have something more- the difference with og D.io and s.teel b.all r.un D.io is that og D.io is a lawyer and sbr d.io dropped college
#d.iego was like; this isn't making me rich fast enough -marries an old lady one step away from the casket-#meanwhile og d.io is an immortal vampire so he can take 500 years in college#ok this is a bit of a joke bc d.io.... wasn't a vampire yet when he became a lawyer;;; if i recall correctly#like he was a lawyer and THEN committed more atrocities#why are YOU studying law out of EVERYTHING#i think he should have also studied archeology just to make j.onathan's life even more hellish/j#IM JOKING OK I LOVE JONATHAN SM-#its sucha funny thing;#he studied law so he could win the state's custody once jonathan's dad died trust#dang this is my lawyer? we are loosing the case ahh meme fr#what if d.io is like saber and there's 78456487 different versions and they get sillier-#maybe there is a d.io out there who is a galactical professional soccer player#and he gets a hang on k.ars meteorite ahh and they team up and then meet up with an alternative version of f.unny v.alentine president of s#space- and they join forces and become literally unstoppable#also another difference is that d.iego actually has good fashion taste#and doesnt wear shirts that are ripped everywhere but the spots where they normally (?) should cover
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