#also alucard is just very bi. i do also think trevor is very bi. most imprtantly sypha is very pan and gives zero fucks

[hopeheartfilia]

... wait are we really just. leaving alucard in the castle, alone.. the season ends as he sobs i...

i am emotional about it

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Current Projects & Emoji Voting Key

Quick disclaimer: I’m a romance writer in all aspects of the term, so most of my works will contain mature content. Engage at your own risk, you know the rules, you’re responsible for curating your own experience of the internet, blah blah blah.

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- Lupin: 🤑🤠💍  These are all oneshot ideas, between 5-15K each. If you want to vote for a specific idea, send me the emojis and the number of the idea.

Born from the idea that Goemon and Zenigata probably couldn’t be an item, my brain decided to come up with how I could write for them. Goemon’s teaching an ikebana class as part of his training, and Zenigata shows up as a student on forced recreational leave for his health from the ICPO. Zenigata wins the samurai’s heart through flowers. But what happens when Lupin and Jigen find out? (Only good sexy things, I promise. These beans are in a healthy polycule--be gay, do crimes) (WIP)

Jigen/Lupin, but it's Jigen deciding to seduce Lupin while wearing his own Lupin disguise. The thief is waaaaay too into it, and some artistry is taken with the sex so that they don't mess up the disguise too much during their encoutner.

Jigen/Zenigata/Lupin where Jigen has some fantasices about Zenigata, but is pretty sure they'll never happen. Tells Lupin about them. Suddenly the fantasies are coming true, in the middle of a heist, and Jigen doesn't what to do except get swept up in the moment and enjoy. Plot twist, it's Lupin dressed up as Zenigata granting all his gunman's dreams. Plot twist again, Zenigata catches them at it.

Zenigata/Lupin, where Lupin keeps doing good things in illegal ways and Pops has to find a way to punish him for it. Good thing for Pops Lupin's a masochist?

Trans!Lupin and Trans!Jigen premise: Jigen cares for Lupin after the master thief has top surgery, since Jigen has Been There and Done That. Caring, sweet, and a little sexy. Lupin is a much better patient than Jigen.

The one time Zenigata caught Lupin in an alley and kissed him and it was Jigen in disguise. Things get sexy anyway, and Zenigata has crushes on two thieves now. Lupin and Jigen "kidnap" him later for an evening of taking care of their inspector.

The background plot of Jigen's Gravestone where we see Jigen think he's done for and try to leave Lupin. Our thief has none of it, and we get to relish in the inherent eroticism of Lupin sitting in sniper fire, knowing Jigen's got his back. This is the moment I think Jigen finally believes he can be with Lupin forever.

I love the idea of something longer and more plot driven like a Lupin special where Lupin ends up in hot water and Jigen and Fujiko have to work together to save him. Jigen and Fujiko have such an interesting relationship. They're both partners of Lupin, they don't really like each other, they constantly screw the other over, but when it really matters they take care of each other. I'd like to see that highlighted a little more and also give them space to call each other out and bicker. Nothing sexy between them, but maybe a really interesting threesome with Lupin and Fujiko in a strap on once they save their boy.

- Sonic Vampire Novelist Coffee Shop AU: 📚☕💐

Shadow is an immortal vampire who has seen the world change for the worse too many times. These days it feels like he only lives for his coffee dates with Rouge, another immortal who loves each new era they encounter, warts and all. He has to admit that the book series she got him into speaks to him, at least. If someone in this era can understand him without meeting him, it can’t all be bad. But he hardly expected the goofy blue barista at the new coffee place to understand him the way those books do.

This is a novel length romcom romp with some big feelings about what it means to watch as things change, grow, and die. Expect lots of Big gothic feelings from this one, emotionally charged kissing, and overly-adoring sex. But also expect shenanigans from everyone in the coffee shop, which include Rouge, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, and more.

- Sonic Blazamy, "Like the Sun": 💖🌸💎

Amy Rose has been in love with Sonic for a while.

Or has she?

When the Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver are trapped as the fuel sources for Doctor Eggman’s newest evil scheme, Amy teams up with Blaze, Rouge, and Cream to save them. With Sonic out of the picture and Amy fulfilling his role, was she ever really in love with him? Or did she just want to be like him?

This is a novel length epic romance with lots of competent women and lots of romantic Blazamy content. Expect flowery hopes and dreams, badass self-actualization, and glancing hand touches that give way to cuddly and sweet sex.

- Persona 5: 🗡🍛☕

After bringing down the Metaverse twice, Ryuji didn’t think graduating high school and figuring out what to do with his life would be so hard. Akira’s back in town, and the gang’s more-or-less all in Tokyo, but everyone else seems to have a plan while Ryuji just floats. How’s he supposed to change the world when he’s not a phantom thief anymore?

This is a novel length fic that addresses how powerless one can feel being just one person in the face of all the corrupted systems and bigotry the world has to offer. It’s about holding on to what you believe in, working through the doubt, and fighting your way to a better tomorrow with the power you do have. The whole gang is queer, featured relationships being Mako x Ann, Ryuji x Akira, Futaba & Yusuke as platonic life partners. Akira is polyamorous and omnisexual, Futaba’s asexual and aromantic while Yusuke is demisexual and very romantic, Makoto’s a lesbian, Ann and Ryuji are bi, and Haru’s pansexual, demisexual, and aromantic. They’re one giant band of queer Phantom Thieves, and even if they’re not really doing the Metaverse thing anymore, they’re still gonna save the world!

Also, I’m gonna make Makoto not a cop. That super didn’t age well. Zenkichi and his boss can work on making them better/abolishing them for other better organizations.

- Hades Game: ❤️‍🔥💀

Oneshot. I just really need to elaborate on the threesome you can have with them in-game, okay? Healthy and canon poly relationships are so few and far between, so often I have to do a ton of groundwork to explain why it’s working in the fic, but NOT WITH THESE KIDS!

Get ready for Meg helping Zag and Than be better at expressing their feelings, lots of kissing, and probably pegging.

- Castlevania Animation Trevor/Sypha/Alucard: 🧛🏰🛌

Castlevania gave Alucard a threesome last season, and I just really need S4 to give me him being taken care of by his partners. They’re probably not going to give it to me, so I’ll need to do it myself. This is just an everybody loves Alucard oneshot, with the gang’s signature banter (to an extent), Sypha being sexy, and Trever being remarkably sincere. This fic is gonna feel like that Ann Hathaway picture with Trevor kissing Alucard and Sypha holding the end of Trevor’s whip while she leans her head on Alucard’s shoulder adoringly.

- Devil May Cry Nico/Lady/Trish: 💋✨😈

Nico’s gay, okay? Like really, really gay. And Lady’s bi and not into men who make her pay bills, but very into women who make amazing guns for her and demonesses with hearts who fight by her side. Trish is ace, but loves people and is pretty attached to Lady at this point. Plus it’s cute when Lady blushes and says nice things like they’re insults. I don’t have super solid ideas for them yet, and I envision these more like a polycule where Lady’s with Nico and with Trish but they’re not with each other more than seeing it as a threesome, but who knows what might happen. This is probably 1-2 oneshots depending on ideas, but might turn into a series of oneshots if people are interested (or I can’t control myself and inspiration strikes).

- Post FMA:B Blind Roy & No Alchemy Ed: 👀👑🙏

This is actually an old novel-length fic I wrote ages ago and didn’t post that didn’t turn out well because I was new to writing sex when I first wrote it. The plot is good, and is all about Roy learning to work with his blindness to reclaim his ambition of being Fuhrer and changing the system to something that actually cares for its people. He and Ed reconnect, fall into bed, and both set about working through their respective traumas about being “useless” having lost their sight/alchemy. They go to Xing as an ambassadorial party to offer Amestris’s collaboration on Al and May’s Alkahestry experiments--and uncover a plot that might threaten both kingdoms.

- Age of Calamity continuity Mipha x Revali: 🦚🐟💘

The first time Revali noticed Mipha, it was in the heat of battle. She stole his mark, taking them down with a flurry of quick blows from her spear. Violence rained from her like water--and then she healed him on her way to her next battle. No questions, no conditions, just pure kindness. The usual need to measure himself against those around him was quiet in her wake. And Revali couldn’t understand it. But how to get to know more about her? A fish and bird may fall in love, but where would they live?

This fic could be a oneshot or novel length depending on how far down the hole I fall. I need it to cover time, but it could be done in linked vignettes or with actually covering events in detail. I may elect to do a oneshot just to get it done and out of my system faster. So much fic to write, so little time.

Expect trans!Revali, polyamorous Zoras, scary competent Mipha, songbird Revali, love confessions that are made up entirely of berating Link for not loving Mipha the way she wants him to, and breaking these characters a little outside of their assigned roles in BotW and Age of Calamity. Background Link x Zelda, and Urbosa x Zelda’s Mom.

- Epic desert romance about Urbosa and Zelda’s mom: 🏜🏝⚡

I just think Urbosa should kiss women and Zelda’s mom should get more development and maybe a name or something. Also, lightning imagery/metaphors/play.

It also went way over my head that Riju wasn’t Urbosa’s daughter the first time I played BotW, so now I want to write about the Gerudo queen who refused to produce an heir. The Gerudo are fascinating and have a very interesting cutlure, but I think it could be examined from a nonbinary perspective that rejected pregnancy and wanting to find a husband. Not in like a hateful way, but in a way that examines if that’s really right for everyone. There’s that shop in town that sells Voe armor, after all. Maybe finding a husband and having children isn’t something you have to do if you don’t want to. And Urbosa really doesn’t want to.

[irefusetostopdreaming]

Castlevania rant

okay I’m gonna say this right here as a woman of multiple colors so

CHARACTERS CAN STILL BE FUCKING EVIL/TRAUMATIZED IF THEYRE A MINORITY

Let’s start of with the twins. As an Asian, I literally did not give a single fuck that they ended up being pieces of shit. Well, I mean, I did because they hurt my baby but not because they’re asian. I never trusted them from the beginning and I was uncomfortable during the sex scene because I knew shit was going to go down (that and they’re twins I mean I need to be prepared if incest is gonna happen it took me a while before I could even watch game of thrones cause I knew that shit would make me uncomfortable) (edit: i have been made informed that they are, in fact, not related which thank fucking god for that but it still makes me uncomfortable to watch because Christ they fucking traumatized him)

Issac isn’t hurting and grieving because he’s black. He’s hurting and grieving because Dracula fucking died. And he wants to fulfill Dracula’s wish because he looks up to the man and feels like he owes him for saving his life (that and he also hates humans but I digress. Also I’m really glad he’s meeting humans who are nice to him and he could possibly change his mind on them later on) And Alucard isn’t hurting and grieving and having all of that shit piled onto him because he’s bi. But because he killed his own father, his mother is gone, his friends left him (btw Trevor and Sypha go get your mans next season or I swear to god), he’s lonely, he tried to replace his loneliness by opening up to Sumi and Taka but then they fucking stabbed him in the back for what? Not giving them all the information after only living with him for a month? And some people are like “oh, Trevor has trauma but it was never even brought up because he’s white” like?????? No???????? Last I checked, Trevor was never really one to bring up his past unless it was sarcastic (defense mechanism, obviously) and it’s not like he’s gonna start doing it now all of a sudden.

And onto Hector and Lenore. Did she have to use sex to get him to fall into her trap? No. But should we be mad that she used romantic and physical feelings to do it? Absolutely not. She’s an evil fucking genius. I respect that, but still. She knew exactly what was going to get him to fall into her trap the quickest and the easiest. It’s not like she was openly sexual from the very beginning. No. She won his trust first by being a friend. Not a lover. But a friend. And let me just point out. She was never asked to do this. She volunteered and didn’t even reveal her plan to the other vampires. She did this all on her own without any influence from anyone else. Do women have to use their body to get what they want? No. But they can if they want to and she knew that she could and she wanted to. She took full advantage of that and won.

As a woman, I’m not mad that Lenore used her body to win over Hector. As an Asian, I’m not mad that Sumi and Taka are assholes. As an African, I’m not mad that Issac wants to kill the fucking human race.

People don’t get a pass just because they’re a minority. Asian people are just as capable of being evil. African people are just as capable of being evil. LGBT+ people are just as capable of being evil. Women are just as capable of being evil. Literally everyone is capable of being evil. Lowkey I’m offended that people don’t think that haha.

What’s pisses me off the most is that if this was a white, cis, het man. No one would even blink an eye but because these people are minorities (who, might I add, weren’t the only villains in this season) you’ve gotta find a way to excuse it. Idk about you but that sounds a bit discriminatory to me?

Moral of the story kids: anyone can be a dick and don’t have sex unless you want to be betrayed

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Fic meme: 1, 5, 13!

For this meme

1. What is your favorite fic you have under your belt?

Easy answer is always Put Down In Words, because it is, essentially, a complete novel, and I’m pretty proud of actually being able to complete something that long and detailed that I still like on re-reads. 

I actually really like the fics I’ve been writing this year, though, particularly my first Gargoyles one and my first Castlevania one. I don’t know if it’s something about the weirdness of this year, or just the experience of writing for fandoms so small that I can experiment a bit more and essentially do anything I want, but I feel like I’ve done some of my best writing lately. It’s kinda hard to objectively tell when small fandoms mean numbers don’t reflect that, but! Win some lose some. 

5. What’s your favorite headcanon you use in fics?

Well, this obviously varies based on the fandom. So I guess I’ll list a few:

Sterek: Stiles is bisexual. Derek is demisexual and generally not aware of it because of his messed-up past. Derek is a mama’s boy who loves his sisters but Struggles sometimes because he’s actually a pretty quiet guy raised in a family of extremely powerful women. Derek’s dad was human, probably something like a carpenter, and the one who taught Derek how to cook. Stiles is by FAR the more dangerous one in this relationship, regardless of whether Derek is still a werewolf or an Alpha.

Sheith: Keith is Shiro-sexual. Shiro was a city boy raised by his grandfather. Keith’s Galra side means he has a very fast metabolism (he’s small because he was half-starved by human rations), higher alcohol tolerance, and strong potential for a belated growth spurt that puts him on level with Shiro. Shiro is into that.

Xanatowen: Xanatos is polyamorous. Owen is...demiromantic pansexual? (Complicated way of saying he’s capable of attraction to anyone but is never interested in acting on it til he meets Xanatos.) Xanatos has a strained relationship with his dad because of something to do with his mother, which I will use in a fic if I ever actually write that fic.

Trevorcard: Trevor is actually very intelligent; he just displays it in a different, slightly less traditional way than Alucard. Trevor is extremely good with his hands, which can translate to weaponry, art, or any number of surprising things. Alucard is a social introvert; he really likes having people around to talk to, but he’s picky about who those people are. 

Taibani: Barnaby has no idea how to be a stepdad, but he tries very hard. Barnaby is gay, probably not with a lot of experience because he’s externally very charming but also strongly limits who he gets close to in any actual way. Kotetsu is demiromantic bisexual (he has no idea he’s bi until he realizes he loves Barnaby the same way he loved Tomoe). Kotetsu had no intention of ever dating anyone after Tomoe; he thought for sure he was a one and done, and he just lost her too early. Kaede is very embarrassed about everything to do with her two dads, but she and Barnaby actually become very good friends and gang up on Kotetsu, mostly about trying to make him healthier.

13. Do you have a favorite character to write for?

Owen. Derek, although Stiles is actually easier to write. I think Barnaby, although I’d have to test that more. 

This is less a POV than a dialogue thing, but I actually tend to have the most fun writing side characters sometimes - friends and family. Maybe it’s because I feel a little freer to just make them my own, especially with people like Derek’s sisters, but a big part of why PDIW was so frigging long is that I really indulged in building out all their friendships. I particularly loved writing Derek with Kira and Noshiko. 

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Puggy’s Castlevania S3 Review (WARNING: SPOILERS)

Okay. So I finished S3 yesterday, and... Well, there’s a lot to process. Many people have mixed opinions about it: some love it, some hate it, and some are in between. For me, this season had a ton of ups and downs, most of which have me debating on whether I’m watching Castlevania anymore or something else entirely. And, for that matter, I’m debating on whether I really want to watch any future seasons or keep following along in this fandom. Here are the biggest things that stood out to me:

Out of all the engines going in this series, Isaac’s story was, by far, the best that I’ve seen. At this point, I don’t think I can call him evil because he’s so well-rounded and respectable as a person (Not a character, a person). Yes, he’s done some terrible shit, but we get to see his deeper intentions, and his thought process and philosophy get exploited a lot through the interactions he has with people. And honestly, I can see him developing into something much bigger.

I also really liked Striga and Morana. They got a lot more spotlight and personality than I anticipated, and I can definitely see a lot of potential with them. Could they eventually cause some conflict amongst the four vampire sisters? Better yet, could they one day be the cause of Carmilla’s demise? Who knows...

They’ve finally started to reveal tiny bits of the goodness of humanity here and there, as the previous two seasons have failed to do. I liked that.

I was honestly starting to like the Judge, at least up until the very last episode. But the demand to burn his house down has me thinking. Was he remorseful about what he did, or did he want to carry the skeletons in his closet to his grave?

Now I have to talk about the biggest thing that’s bothering me... The development of Trevor and Sypha. I remember saying many times that it was one of the best-done romances because it was slow, original and organic. Frankly, the sudden shoe-horning of all the sexual stuff at the very beginning really put me off to the ship. They’re still a super cute couple, and I do like Sypha big time as I do Trevor, but it honestly felt like too much, and there was no relationship development done for us to see. I think I would’ve been more comfortable with the sex stuff if they built that up better. And okay, I’ll admit it. The sex stuff has me a little jealous. Let’s put that out there.

As a matter of fact, the sexuality in this series skyrocketed DRAMATICALLY. Like, 0 to 100. You guys are gonna look at me like I’m crazy, since I myself write a lot of erotic fics, but I’ll give my opinion... It was a little too much. Yes, sex scenes are great and all, and they make good plot devices if you use them right. But you don’t need them to make a good story-- that’s sort of what I liked about the first two seasons. And to make so damn much of it happen all at the same time was a bit of overkill. The one with Alucard we could’ve done without. Hector and Lenore would’ve been fine, if they died it down a bit. The sex implications and pillow talk between Trevor and Sypha should’ve been postponed for long after some more relationship development.

However, I’m giddy over the thought that Alucard is Bi. And Trephacard is my OT3, so if they were to eventually include something sexy in this series, I would’ve settled for saving the threesome for these awesome peeps (eventually, not right away).

Alucard’s ending has me super unsettled. I really loved the fact that he showed unconditional compassion to humans, despite their flaws, but now I’m getting chills and wondering whether he will follow in his father’s footsteps. Please, please, please don’t turn him into an antagonist... Please...

Alucard should’ve gotten his own outfit change. And should’ve gotten to join in on all the action. Please, for the love of God, reunite him with the other two. Make the holy trinity once again.

And, most importantly...

Just where the fuck is Cezar??? Let Alucard have his fucking dog, please!

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Current Fic Ideas & Emoji Voting Key

Quick disclaimer that I’m a romance writer in all aspects of the term, so most of my fics will contain mature content. Engage at your own risk, you know the rules, you’re responsible for curating your own experience of the internet, blah blah blah. This post serves as a current mock up of fic ideas I’m either actively working on or considering working on next. You can drop me an ask about any of them, or just vote via the emoji combo I’ve assigned them.

Voting lets me know you’re excited about an idea and makes it more likely I’ll actually work on it. You can vote anytime, there’re no deadlines or winner announcements, just me gauging your interest by what I see in my ask box most often.

You can also ask me about the original stuff I’m working on currently. The current WIPs are Medusa centric and the emoji for them is: 🐍

- Lupin: 🤑🤠💍  These are all oneshot ideas, between 5-15K each. If you want to vote for a specific idea, send me the emojis and the number of the idea. 

Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon always play rock-paper-scissors after a big heist to decide who’ll give the group a striptease, and who will get showered with money. Based on a piece of fanart that is basically this sequence of events in a 4koma (except in their version Jigen loses and in mine, it’s Goemon). (written, just needs editing)

Zenigata cuffs Lupin four times, and Lupin steals his heart. Very NSFW conclusion. Zenigata is the most caring lover you’ll ever find. Lupin is as thirsty as usual and twice as intense. (written, just needs editing)

Jigen protects Lupin from poison darts during a treasure hunt in an Aztec temple, and Lupin nurses him back to help--forcibly, since Jigen is a horrible patient. Born from my desire to spoil Jigen and talk about what ridiculous domestic husbands these two are. (WIP)

Born from the idea that Goemon and Zenigata probably couldn’t be an item, my brain decided to come up with how I could write for them. Goemon’s teaching an ikebana class as part of his training, and Zenigata shows up as a student on forced recreational leave for his health from the ICPO. Zenigata wins the samurai’s heart through flowers. But what happens when Lupin and Jigen find out? (Only good sexy things, I promise. These beans are in a healthy polycule--be gay, do crimes)

Trans!Lupin and Trans!Jigen premise: Jigen cares for Lupin after the master thief has top surgery, since Jigen has Been There and Done That. Caring, sweet, and a little sexy. Lupin is a much better patient than Jigen.

- Sonic Vampire Novelist Coffee Shop AU: 📚☕💐 

Shadow is an immortal vampire who has seen the world change for the worse too many times. These days it feels like he only lives for his coffee dates with Rouge, another immortal who loves each new era they encounter, warts and all. He has to admit that the book series she got him into speaks to him, at least. If someone in this era can understand him without meeting him, it can’t all be bad. But he hardly expected the goofy blue barista at the new coffee place to understand him the way those books do.

This is a novel length romcom romp with some big feelings about what it means to watch as things change, grow, and die. Expect lots of Big gothic feelings from this one, emotionally charged kissing, and overly-adoring sex. But also expect shenanigans from everyone in the coffee shop, which include Rouge, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, and more.

- Sonic Blazamy: 💖🌸💎

Amy Rose has been in love with Sonic for a while.

Or has she?

When the Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver are trapped as the fuel sources for Doctor Eggman’s newest evil scheme, Amy teams up with Blaze, Rouge, and Cream to save them. With Sonic out of the picture and Amy fulfilling his role, was she ever really in love with him? Or did she just want to be like him?

This is a novel length epic romance with lots of competent women and lots of romantic Blazamy content. Expect flowery hopes and dreams, badass self-actualization, and glancing hand touches that give way to cuddly and sweet sex.

- Persona 5: 🗡🍛☕

After bringing down the Metaverse twice, Ryuji didn’t think graduating high school and figuring out what to do with his life would be so hard. Akira’s back in town, and the gang’s more-or-less all in Tokyo, but everyone else seems to have a plan while Ryuji just floats. How’s he supposed to change the world when he’s not a phantom thief anymore?

This is a novel length fic that addresses how powerless one can feel being just one person in the face of all the corrupted systems and bigotry the world has to offer. It’s about holding on to what you believe in, working through the doubt, and fighting your way to a better tomorrow with the power you do have. The whole gang is queer, featured relationships being Mako x Ann, Ryuji x Akira, Futaba & Yusuke as platonic life partners. Akira is polyamorous and omnisexual, Futaba’s asexual and aromantic while Yusuke is demisexual and very romantic, Makoto’s a lesbian, Ann and Ryuji are bi, and Haru’s pansexual, demisexual, and aromantic. They’re one giant band of queer Phantom Thieves, and even if they’re not really doing the Metaverse thing anymore, they’re still gonna save the world!

Also, I’m gonna make Makoto not a cop. That super didn’t age well. Zenkichi and his boss can work on making them better/abolishing them for other better organizations.

- Hades Game: ❤️‍🔥💀

Oneshot. I just really need to elaborate on the threesome you can have with them in-game, okay? Healthy and canon poly relationships are so few and far between, so often I have to do a ton of groundwork to explain why it’s working in the fic, but NOT WITH THESE KIDS!

Get ready for Meg helping Zag and Than be better at expressing their feelings, lots of kissing, and probably pegging.

- Castlevania Animation Trevor/Sypha/Alucard: 🧛🏰🛌 

Castlevania gave Alucard a threesome last season, and I just really need S4 to give me him being taken care of by his partners. They’re probably not going to give it to me, so I’ll need to do it myself. This is just an everybody loves Alucard oneshot, with the gang’s signature banter (to an extent), Sypha being sexy, and Trever being remarkably sincere. This fic is gonna feel like that Ann Hathaway picture with Trevor kissing Alucard and Sypha holding the end of Trevor’s whip while she leans her head on Alucard’s shoulder adoringly.

- Devil May Cry Nico/Lady/Trish: 💋✨😈 

Nico’s gay, okay? Like really, really gay. And Lady’s bi and not into men who make her pay bills, but very into women who make amazing guns for her and demonesses with hearts who fight by her side. Trish is ace, but loves people and is pretty attached to Lady at this point. Plus it’s cute when Lady blushes and says nice things like they’re insults. I don’t have super solid ideas for them yet, and I envision these more like a polycule where Lady’s with Nico and with Trish but they’re not with each other more than seeing it as a threesome, but who knows what might happen. This is probably 1-2 oneshots depending on ideas, but might turn into a series of oneshots if people are interested (or I can’t control myself and inspiration strikes).

- Post FMA:B Blind Roy & No Alchemy Ed: 👀👑🙏

This is actually an old novel-length fic I wrote ages ago and didn’t post that didn’t turn out well because I was new to writing sex when I first wrote it. The plot is good, and is all about Roy learning to work with his blindness to reclaim his ambition of being Fuhrer and changing the system to something that actually cares for its people. He and Ed reconnect, fall into bed, and both set about working through their respective traumas about being “useless” having lost their sight/alchemy. They go to Xing as an ambassadorial party to offer Amestris’s collaboration on Al and May’s Alkahestry experiments--and uncover a plot that might threaten both kingdoms.

- Age of Calamity continuity Mipha x Revali: 🦚🐟💘

The first time Revali noticed Mipha, it was in the heat of battle. She stole his mark, taking them down with a flurry of quick blows from her spear. Violence rained from her like water--and then she healed him on her way to her next battle. No questions, no conditions, just pure kindness. The usual need to measure himself against those around him was quiet in her wake. And Revali couldn’t understand it. But how to get to know more about her? A fish and bird may fall in love, but where would they live?

This fic could be a oneshot or novel length depending on how far down the hole I fall. I need it to cover time, but it could be done in linked vignettes or with actually covering events in detail. I may elect to do a oneshot just to get it done and out of my system faster. So much fic to write, so little time.

Expect trans!Revali, polyamorous Zoras, scary competent Mipha, songbird Revali, love confessions that are made up entirely of berating Link for not loving Mipha the way she wants him to, and breaking these characters a little outside of their assigned roles in BotW and Age of Calamity. Background Link x Zelda, and Urbosa x Zelda’s Mom.

- Epic desert romance about Urbosa and Zelda’s mom: 🏜🏝⚡

I just think Urbosa should kiss women and Zelda’s mom should get more development and maybe a name or something. Also, lightning imagery/metaphors/play.

It also went way over my head that Riju wasn’t Urbosa’s daughter the first time I played BotW, so now I want to write about the Gerudo queen who refused to produce an heir. The Gerudo are fascinating and have a very interesting cutlure, but I think it could be examined from a nonbinary perspective that rejected pregnancy and wanting to find a husband. Not in like a hateful way, but in a way that examines if that’s really right for everyone. There’s that shop in town that sells Voe armor, after all. Maybe finding a husband and having children isn’t something you have to do if you don’t want to. And Urbosa really doesn’t want to.