#also also we need an official tumblr sexy himbo poll because many characters who have qualified don’t win because of their himbo-ness
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Hey 2010-2013 tumblr residents who have never left, I don’t have the poll function on this blog but as one of you, I would like us to gather ‘round and discuss something. I know the Onceler gets the title for the first documented tumblr sexy man, but given the chokehold Cecil Gershwin Palmer has had on here as a whole these last 11 years & his debut coinciding alongside the Onceler fandom domination, would it be more accurate to call him the standard?
I know I sound like I’m speaking blasphemy but hear me out. Many of the base line traits past winners of the tumblr sexy men generally have are actually closer to Cecil’s canon outfits, hair style, power scaling, sass, & personality as a whole (especially in fan works). And, tbh, past polls staff made went by most used tags at the time rather than long term lasting impact (which is one of the many reasons why Sans has been a power house for several years now despite the very obvious lull in Undertale fandom activity). If Onceler was truly the standard, Sans would have never qualified on the grounds of a lot of people want to fuck him as a skeleton rather than as a human & Reigen doesn’t have nearly as many aus to qualify in comparison to the majority of his past competitors. Furthermore a sexyman is supposed to be evil OR have a unique trait, which the Onceler doesn’t even meet because his power of being big oil is temporary & he guilt’s himself out of evil. And no- playing guitar isn’t unique when you think about all past winners; Sans and Reigen could sing and play the guitar but the Onceler can’t throw hands without needing money to hire people to do it for him. If you make Cecil the standard, there is no contradiction nor issue with the rules.
Anyways everyone chew it over, doubly those of us who could qualify for a veteran’s discount, because the new polling system made me realize staff kinda ignored Cecil & many other men properly for a while now on the grounds of trending popularity within the prior year instead of the actual requirements a character has to meet under the “Onceler” standards. And shout out to all the Onceler fans- sorry if I made you mad with this but we’ve needed to all collectively reconsider what the winners are actually referencing for a while now.
#cecil gershwin palmer#mun post#tumblr sexyman#tumblr sexymen poll#the oncelor#sans#reigen arataka#ok now to turn off notifications because this will most likely cause a war to start#and i kinda need my battery to not drain#i beg of all of you to be civil#on a side note thank the universe the onceler’s basic hair didn’t become the standard#can you imagine humans sans with that hair? nah#also I think a requirement should be “that the character is funny or is rooted in comedic timing because all the winners are#winners because they are naturally funny in canon and tripled down in the memes post their win#the onceler is not rooted in that level of comedy nor are they meme-able in a universally loved way (shout out to the fandom#for affecting his meme-ability. I’m trying my best not to roast y’all but goddamn#you guys were cringe but free and happy as hell)#and tbh I think the Lorax from the 2012 film could qualify under Cecil standards and the comedy - the tree spirit thing could meet at Sans#Bill’s and Reigen’s wit level too#also also we need an official tumblr sexy himbo poll because many characters who have qualified don’t win because of their himbo-ness
15 notes
·
View notes