#also a fucking crown because Barbie is the queen president

[belle-of-a-time]

There is no option for “Show results” because these are all the options, regardless of if your seeing it pirated or in theaters you are either dressing up or Not. Make a choice

[somebodyssherlock-heterodyne]

Me: oooooo Gamorra monarchy would actually be pretty cool-

*I am beaten to death by several different plotbunny shaped steel chairs labeled "Hallmark Style Royal Romance", "Cinderella adjacent AU", "Jay being a prince therefore technically outranking Jon cuz the House of El is nobility not royalty", "Prince of Gamorra Jay x extraterrestrial knight Jon", "new krypton earth settlement being close island neighbors with Gamorra leading to arranged marriage AU", "Snow White AU", "Kryptonians are functionally just human shaped dragons aka dragon(ish) Jon x Prince Jay", "OK but what if Jay genuinely had no fucking clue his mom was Queen not president and didn't know he was royalty so he and Jon overthrow Bendix and free Gamorra and its super epic and then someone says 'the true king has returned to inherit his mother's throne!' And we get record scratch freeze frame on Jay's look of absolute panic right before everyone loses their shit", "Jay and Damian both being princes and Jon ends up third wheeling two best friends and wishing he knew normal people", "Jay doesn't know he's royalty results in Princess Diaries AU", "HOLY SHIT SWAN LAKE AU BUT JON'S ODETTE", "Jay is royalty and Bendix tried to drown him Modern Anastasia AU", "Jay wasn't actually originally royalty but when the new elections for Gamorra started they added the 'crown Jay Nakamura King of Gamorra and leave him to choose his successor making us a constitutional monarchy' option as a joke but it won by a landslide and Jay finds out he's royalty now from a three day old email he reads on the bathroom floor as he's touching up his roots at 2am (Jon wakes up facedown on his calc textbook to the tune of Jay screaming WHAT THE FUCK)", "Gamorra is a monarchy but like the Barbie movie 'glowing crown declares the true ruler and also everyone in the royal bloodline is a magical girl' kind so Jay has magic powers in addition to his normal ones and also he's a king all because of some intermittently glowing rock why yes he WILL die mad about it", "Gamorra is a magical world a la Narnia, Jon finds a still faintly smoking fairytale prince passed out facedown on the front porch because he got blasted by evil sorcerer tyrant bullshit and fresh off high school bored out of his mind Jon says fuck it why not and accompanies Jay on the magical quest to restore him to his rightful throne"*

Someone in the JonJay server compared Jon and Jay to Nakia and T’challa from Black Panther and I couldn’t stop thinking about them

Also an au where Gamorra is a monarchy perhaps? 👀