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iced-squid · 2 years ago

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Meet Wyn Halford. He’s a girlboss and a malewife. The most sleep deprived man alive. His blood is 50% sugar and 50% caffeine. Canonically owns a “Kiss the Cook” apron. [image below the cut.]

#an iced squid's lore #oc art #a self-proclaimed irredeemable bastard #also a burned out ex-gifted kid who pretends his life isn't falling apart as an adult #a bit of a drama queen #Fun fact time!!!#he has a proud collection of ugly christmas sweaters and ugly ties #he can do exactly one pull-up on a good day #his girlfriend can bench press him #all he knows is how to eat hot chip and lie

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