#also SHE RA IS BACK BABYYYY

[clarablightt]

okay i normally do an update after every season of She-Ra, but i feel obligated to mention that i just finished Save the Cat

HOLY FUCK IM SOBBING WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

[yaerisu]

It's the year of the rabbit baby so I have an excuse to put everyone in a bunny suit

[live-moonzie-reaction]

More!

-BONZLE ASVXBXBCJCBFNF SHE SAYS THIS SO CASUALLY

-THEY *ARE* SORTED BY FANG STATUS AAAAA

-Oh. Sora. Girlie. Sorry.

-Bonzle: LONG BEFORE TIME HAD A NAME-

-I can’t be the only one wondering what the forbidden five’s elements were can I?

-Kinda weird that the dragon master color schemes are like Wu and Garmadon hm weird /j

-ZANE HUGGING THE PLUSHIE SHCBDKXBFKGNG HE’S SO PRECIOUS

-ITS WU

-Stop Ryu’s so sad about this

-Sora no Sora no Sora NO

-A dragon LIKE HIM. Emphasis on LIKE HIM.

-Wyldfire, metaphorically: I’m basically half dragon!

Lloyd, literally: um so funny story.

-MOTION THAT’S ONE OF THE SOURCE DRAGONS

-oh wait so is strength actually

-Kai, moving his mouth: I am perfectly still! :D

-LLOYYYD NOT YOU TOOO

-I saw this coming tbh

-“LiTtLe FiRe MaN”

-Huh weird that the oddly Wu-looking dragon ALSO said “there are more important things than strength” /j I’m gonna be keeping this bit up lol

-WYLDFIRE BRITISH ACCENT IS EVERYTHING

-THAT HIGH FIVE WAS C L E A N

-Man I freakin hate that Egalt guy-

-Cole you’re forgetting something it’s been CENTURIES.

-Euphrasia time?????

-LEVITATING RAS??? NEW MEME???

-OH WE’RE DOING SACRIFICES NOW

-I swear if one of em’s Euphrasia I will CRY.

-Egalt: LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC-

-Spitz Fritz nO-

-Arin listen to me and listen closely Egalt’s a butthole.

-Why is EVERYONE just REALLY GOOD AT WU IMPRESSIONS.

-Ayo Lloyd Moonwatcher arc real???

-Man this “Egalt is Master Wu”bit is giving me so much material “I wish master Wu was here” (cut to Egalt)

-Egalt no they’re SIBLINGS they’re gonna MURDER EACH OTHER

-Egalt this was a terrible idea as someone with MANY siblings those two are just gonna murder each other

-“YOU’RE A ROCK!”

-WE’VE GOT THE NOIR DETECTIVE ZANE OUTFIT AGAIN

-Tag yourself: Authentic toothbrush of the ancients, Disco toaster, or fake map of the merged lands that came out of some random antique owner’s mouth? I’ll start I’m disco toaster

-AYO??? TOX MASTER OF POISON THAT YOU???

-Why is Zane coughing why does he suddenly have a respiratory system

-Wyldfire agxbxjfnfkbw

-Wyldfire girlie that’s not gonna help

-Arin. Arin buddy. ARIN NO.

-“Your attacks are probably just cool and refreshing.”

-None of the dragons are okay this season. And yes I’m including Llo- (gets mugged by half the fandom)

-AWWW NOT THIS GUY AGAAAAIN

-Dorama and Aspheera would hit it off I think

-Not every actor wants to be a stunt double??? Ever think of that???

-LETS GO ZAAANE

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-eh you’ve seen one monastery you’ve seen em all

-Bonzle’s so snarky I love it

-Me, laying eyes on Gandalaria: Well. Here we go.

-Wyldfire you’re playing a dangerous game

-Wyldfire: protecting everyone who couldn’t protect themselves

Me, immediately: ZANE?

-Holy cow Wyldfire with the social skills okay I see you

-Ough Wyldfire baby he’s just gonna be mean

-“but that could also just be your personality” BAHAHA

-No but why does Galandria sound like a weird cross between Mystaké and Gene

-“possible futures” CLEARSIGHT LLOYD REAL???

-Cole just completely giving up on trying to pronounce her name is so real

- “have I mentioned that I was briefly kidnapped by a society of bureaucrats from the realm of madness who forced me to work in their mailroom where I introduced efficiencies that raised delivery accuracy by nearly 9%?” -Zane, happy as a clam about this

-KAI DID IT!!!

-OH NOW THEY’RE TURNING TO STONE!!! GREAAAAAT!!!

-Okay first of all that’s freakin’ mean Zane’s more person that anyone working in that corporate nightmare you call a job

-JAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

-Wyldfire babyyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

-hey wouldn’t it be funny if Lloyd did rising dragon technique SO WRONGLY that- (gets mugged by anyone not in the Oni Lloyd sector of the fandom)

-Every time I hear the phrase “the equipment known as Zane” five years are subtracted from my life

-YOOOO IT MAKES SULFUR GAS ONIONS???

-Jay is so silly goofy I love him :D

-ARE YOU SERIOUS. ZANE DIED AGAIN.

-Okay and he’s back again

-WHY CANT JAY COME???

-Lloyd: This wind is unnatural! (Everyone looks at Euphrasia, who’s still wearing Vengestone)

-Arin: (falls off Bounty)

Me, an idiot who’s read way too many fics: Hey hey Lloyd you know what would be REALLY funny right about now?

-Lloyd you should know this by now you’re NEVER safe

-Arin: (screaming)

Subtitles: (Lloyd screaming)

-Okay the subtitles have officially accepted Arin as Lloyd

-SORA YOU IMBECILE YOU HAVE TECH POWERS

-K A I

-and once again the bounty crashes

-“Hold this” (passes Zane an onion)

-“no one will be able to open it!” “You’ll be able to get me out, right?” “…” “right???”

-“I hope random probability outcomes align to your benefit” Thank you Zane Love you Zane

-Zane whistling with the voice filter is the funniest thing

-Nya and Lloyd: (land on ground)

Lloyd: Okay, now we’re safe!

Nya and Lloyd: (fall into Tartarus but like. Platonically)

-I never noticed Ras has little legs xbcnckcbfmfb

-okay so the moon… is his master?

-NOOO EUPRHASIA!!!

-Okay it’s Nya and Lloyd hey wouldn’t it be funny if he just. Had another vision at the worst possible time?

-holy cow I called it

-NOOO RAS HAS EUPHRASIA

-NOT EUPRHASIAAA

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Who is this Janet??? I gotta know now???

-INFINITY DOOR CURSE

-AYYYY THE DISCO TOASTER!!!

-RIYU CAN FLY NOW!!!

-“Please don’t tell Lloyd I said that” unfortunately he’s too busy being plagued by visions to do much about it

-Arin: Elemental Master of Imperviousness to Sarcasm

-Take the mask off the wolf to reveal Harumi I DARE YOU

-SORA. NO. DON’T WEAR THE MASKS.

-“I’M ALWAYS ADORABLE!” -Cole 2024

-Oh great now Zane’s even TALLER

-NOOO EUPHRASIA IS ONE OF THEM

-NOT EUPHRASIA

-WHY HER

-NOOOOOO

-THIS IS WHY LLOYD SHOULD’VE ADOPTED HER SMH

-WHY HAVENT KAI SORA AND WYLDFIRE NOTICED EUPHRASIA

-EUPHRASIA. IS RIGHT THERE. NOTICE HER.

-Man Arin’s spine’s gone THROUGH it

-ITS NYA AND LLOYD THEY FOUND ARIN

-Well hey on the bright side he called Lloyd “Dad”

-I KNEW WEARING THE MASKS WOULD BACKFIRE GOSH DANGIT

-Love how Euphrasia asked no questions and immediately decided she wanted to help 🩵 the bean ever

-Euphrasia- EUPHRASIA NO. EUPHRASIA NO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE.

-Cinder: Fine. That’s not the only mask.

My brain, immediately: Not ONLY, Cinder. ONI.

-Yes Kai do dragon things >:D

-Lloyd go brrrr :D

-Kai. R u n.

-OH SNAP KAI GOT SUCKED IN

-Also I feel like it should be known that my first thought was “hey Lloyd you know what’d be funny??? 👀”

-RUN EUPHRASIA RUN

-EUPHRASIA I SAID RUN

-THATS EUPHRASIA SHES HELPING

-NO WAY SHE’S THAT GOOD???

-Oop Looks like Lloyd’s plagued by visions again. That’s rough buddy.

-Lloyd Kung Fu Panda 2 arc real

-YEEESSSSS LLOYD GOOD JOB YES WOOOOO

-Kai noooo 🥺🥺🥺

-No. NO. DOES THAT MEAN IT WAS SORA DOINF THE OBJECT SPINJITZU THE WHOLE TIME???

-Awww Sora wants to keep it secret I caaan’t 😭😭😭

-NOOO KAI😭😭😭😭

-KAI’S GONE ARE YOU SERIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-OH DANG RAS IS ACTUALLY CINTROLLING HIM NOW???

-The frick’s up with Jordana???

-Kaiiii 😭😭😭😭

-THAT’S IT??? ARE YOU SERIOUS???

DR LIVEREACT

-he’s not lying babies do sleep TERRIBLY

-okay Morgana next

-Dang if being a ninja doesn’t work out Arin should go for comedian who does voice impressions

-I know there’s no way it’s Morro but how freakin’ funny would it be if he’s just kinda here to cause some good-natured chaos lol

-it’s just Morro committing to a bit

-(chanting) MORRO!!! MORRO!!! MORRO!!!

-“people throwing out perfectly good dragons” shiscbeichwibcuwd

-awwww it’s not Morro :(

-Idk man somehow you don’t seem like a band kid

-OOp there goes ur spine Arin

-YESSS LLOYD AND THE ONE-LINERS

-aaaand he’s back to being plagued by visions

-shut up it DOES sound like “butt moon”

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-Cloud kingdom??? IS IT FINALLY TIME TO ADOPT EUPHRASIA???

-Nooo, keep writing, it’s your only job, just… also pay attention

-“Our dear Euphrasia” indeed

-We can. Do things.

-“uh I dunno, bagels?”

-Seriously, all anyone wants is bagels.

-Wooow suuuure make a teenager do ALL THE WORK OF SAVING THE CLOUD KINGDOM BY HERSELF.

-“Euphrasia crashing”

-Nooo baby her bones are gone :(

-Arin: yey I get to interrogate someone :D (plays the role)

Lloyd in the background: (no thoughts head empty)

-Holy cow he’s so gullible

-IS THAT THE FRICKIN’ TEAPOT OF TYRAHN???

-ZANE NO ZANE NO Z A N E N O

-Oh heeeey callback to the movie :D

-EUPHRASIAAAAA MY BELOOOVEEEEDDD

-YEA GIRLY DO THE WIND THINGS WOOOO

-NO THE BABY

-I mean really what else did you expect she’s sixteenish and has no fighting training

-Also loving Lloyd taking every opportunity to remind everyone that he’s plagued by visions

-okay kinda hoping this mysterious force from the east ties into Lloyd’s inhuman heritage somehow

-Ohhh Lloyd buddy nuuuu

-“We are with you Lloyd. Together.” 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭🥺😭🥺🥺😭😭

-“Then just use Spinjitz- oh.” Kai braincell gone moment

-Lloyd plagued by visions counter: 3

-so help me if they somehow decide to make Lloyd do this shatterspin thing

-(Narrator voice) He could, in fact, stop all of us.

-LOOK AT WYLDFIRE SO UPSET AT LLOYD GETTING KNOCKED DOWN SHES JUST LIKE ME FR

-How can it hurt yo leg IF YO LEG IS GONE???

-Gosh dangit Zane’s dying again

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-Cinder: WHOAAAA THIS IS SO COOL

Ras: so anyway

-NOOOO THEY GOT EUPHRASIA

-Lloyd plagued by visions count: 4

-Haha YESSS get angry I wanna see something (if you know me you probably know what even though I know it’s probably not happening lol)

-glowy babies :D

-here we gooo

-THEY ALL HAVE NAMES IN THE SUBTITLES THIS IS SO COOL

-oh lovely they’re hiding from danger

-Okay Lloyd you know what would be REALLY funny was if you turned into a golden oni right about now zhxbskcnakgng

-Lloyd’s got another source dragon conduiting him lol imagine

-oh hey he levitating

-honestly I wasn’t expecting much from Lloyd plagued by visions but I’m loving it

-Wyldfire being Peril-coded count: 1

-For a solid second theee I thought Jordana had an elemental power lol

-the rivalry is everything shxbdksnckgn

-he’s eepy

-Lloyd plagued by visions count: 5

-HAHA YESSSS GB DUO

-Of freakin course Wyldfire snuck on

-Wyldfire being Peril-coded count: 2

-“Every place is a place” -Wyldfire 2024

-Lloyd plagued by visions count: 6

-Sora what have you done Arin’s sad now

-Kai babysitter mech??? KAI BABYSITTER MECH!!!

-HECK YEAH LLOYD BEING COOL AND POWERFUL

-oh hey it’s like the one tunnel in KOTLC Legacy where all the light just goes away and you face your greatest fears lol

-OH WOW IT REALLY IS LIKE THAT

-WAIT HOLY COW WAS IT INSPIRED BY THAT BECAUSE W O W

-OH IM EXCITED FOR LLOYD’S FEAR

-OH THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE EVEN BETTER THAN I HAD IN MIND

-oh holy cow help I’m going to die of feels

-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-OKAY WU AND RAS???

-WAIT ARE ALL THESE GONNA HAPPEN??????

-Oh Nya honey you have NO IDEA.

-no trust me the source dragons would

-NYAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

-…Kai no braincell moment

-I’ve given up on the counters at this point lol

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-Cole’s boyfriend and kiiids!!!

-the entire cloud kingdom is lost.

-THOSE ARE NOT THE CLOUD MONKS

-Wyldfire shxnfkgnsnfn

-okay now would be a great time to reveal that LLOYD intrinsically speaks dragon 👀

-the teacher is the dragon the teacher is the dragon the teacher is the dragon

-BASKETBALL

-Arin’s so baby

-DOUBLE DRAGON!!!

-I freakin’ love this new dragon

-THE DRAGONS WERE THE TEACHERS I KNEW IT

-BAHAHAHAAA BRO IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR LLOYD’S THROAT

-Arin shxbsjxbfnfb

-Geo’s so cool svxbsjxbfn

-COOOOOOLE!!!!!

-Arin asking if dragons can be ninja just confirms the retconning of dragoni Lloyd and I’m SAD ABOUT THIS

-WAIT NEVERMIND IS THIS LLOYD’S CHANCE TO SAY THINGS????

-Awww he got retconned :(

-COLE I SWEAR IF YOU’RE SOMEHOW DUMB ENOUGH TO PUT THAT ON

-Oh THAT’S why it’s called dragons rising! Fun! :D

-Not JOKING, Sora.

-“We cannot fight alongside you” calling it now that’s gonna be a lie

-Okay Lloyd you know what would be REALLY FUNNY is if- (gets mugged by half the fandom)

-Lloyd. You have a chance to say something really funny . TAKE IT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE TAKE IT.

-He didn’t take it :(

-Watch as they land with the other ninja

-ZANE HAS A FROHICKY PLUSHIEEEEE

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[hooksmoak]

The Tales of Arcadia trilogy, She-Ra and now The Dragon Prince truly revived my love for animated series

[rigginsstreet]

JULIA’S FICS MASTERLIST

so it’s my wifes ( @fredheads ) birthday and im a flop who doesnt have her birthday fic ready (it’ll be done... before the end of the month. absolutely should not take that long but thats the only definite timeline i have lmao) SO to celebrate, i think you all should read her fics and leave nice comments because it’s what she deserves :)

MULTI CHAPTER (unfinished)

She's The One (fem!fredsythe)

Just Like Heaven (fredsythe, alice - fred escapes the Sisters au)

talk about a dream, try to make it real (fredsythe, gladys - college au)

quiet mercy (fredsythe - the OG fred & the sisters of quiet mercy fic)

Papa (fred and artie exploration)

wanna be your backdoor man (fredsythe - h*rny neighbor antics)

With a Girl Like You (fred and gladys friendship)

all our costliest treasures (baby fredsythe at christmas julia i would like to see more... its your birthday i should not be requesting things my apologies)

but your kids are gonna love it (archie and jughead - back to the future au i never saw that movie so i cant say for sure but they do time travel so that checks out to me)

Riverdale High's Last Annual Father-Daughter Winter Fling (fred takes veronica to the father/daughter dance because hiram is in jail =/ )

i say the phrases that keep it all going (different takes of fred fp archie and jughead dying in each others arms julia where is the fredsythe one... just asking)

MULTI CHAPTER (finished [according to ao3])

wouldn't it be good (ensemble - everyones paired up and has to raise an egg)

love is like a heat wave (fredsythe summertime antics)

burnt toffee (halice - working at an icecream shop, falling in love, v cute)

if only in my dreams (penelope lies about having a boyfriend)

let nothing you dismay (alice cooper fixing christmas)

there's a blue light in my best friend's room (hal and fred bonding hour)

The Trials of Cheerleading (or, "Throwing In The Megaphone") (the parentdale bible just read it and forget anything else anyone [ras] has ever told you)

fred andrews adopts a gang (bet you cant tell what this is about)

from the rich to the poor they are mostly unkind (i think this is a sweet pea centric fic?? julia really has something for everyone but dont expect her to do this again)

fp's adventures in domesticity (fp taking care of the andrews household while fred recovers from getting blasted in the chest)

Oblivion (all the times fred has experienced god)

west of memphis (jarchie post 107 thats all i can tell you idk)

ONE SHOT

Wherever you go i'll be with you (fp and archie - a timeline after freds death)

that's as close as i'll get to loving you (fremary - fred asks mary out)

i'm only good at being bad, bad (gladys hating her deadbeat husband <3)

and all the miles in between (fp and tom on the bus to basic training)

excerpts from the same party (freds interactions...at a party... the title is pretty self explanatory but who doesnt love a party fic ammirite ladiez)

don't you know these days you pay for everything (fred, fp, mary - i remember this being fp playing wingman to get fred and mary together cuz he likes mary better than hermione.... read more to find out if im right)

tying faith between our teeth (fredsythe - au where fp goes to college and doesnt ruin his life)

and they were roommates (fredsythe - another college au)

The Construction Tree (jarchie - idk what this is about i dont read kid fics im sorry... but julias a bomb ass writer so im sure the jarchies will love it anyway)

flowers grow through cement (fred gaining weight and feeling insecure)

night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade (HALLOWEEN FREDSYTHE BABYYYY!)

get me a prescription for that one perfect touch (fredsythe sick fic)

i don't know where else i can go (more hal and fred bonding hour)

everybody's got a hungry heart (fredsythe sexy time with food... that sounds weird.... listen either youre into it or youre not)

not so typical love song (fp and mary bonding hour)

all the redemption i can offer (fremary after the shooting... im pretty sure... listen i have a bad brain i cant remember things just read it)

Simply Irresistible (fred is a ho)

took the words (right out of my mouth) (four times fred and fp say ‘i love you’)

if you wanna get it done you gotta do it yourself (fp and mary loving fred... who is a ho)

people livin' in competition (more fp/fred/mary nonsense with fp gay pining what a good triangle i would have liked to seen it...)

buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight (mary works at youth crisis hotline and fred calls in)

that's what they say when we're together (halram post high school au)

a good old fashioned romance (hiram flaunting his wealth instead of displaying emotions)

you don't know what (you) got (fred has great friends even though hes a bit of a putz)

watch your weight (more fredsythe food shenanigans)

Valuable Lessons Learned On The Tilt-A-Whirl, or "Babe, You Ought To Quit This Scene Too" (alice hermione fred and fp go to the fair)

what once was (jughead and the andrews after freds shooting)

you must remember this (i have no recollection of what this is about but it sounds jughead centric)

takes guts to be gentle and kind (idk what this is either lmfao but i know julia saved moose and midge in it... idk midge but good for her [granted this also takes place after 202 so keep that in mind])

FP Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad House Party (or, "Nothing Good Ever Happens At One Of These") (oh i remember this one.... mmmm. title tells you all really)

and so please help them with your youth ( ‘fred teaches archie to walk. archie returns the favor’)

andrews & son (more fred and archie post 201)

Blueberry Pie (fredsythe - my review of this fic is just me clutching my chest saying ‘oh god, oh fuck’)

never drill for oil on a city street (part 1 of mary working at a youth crisis hotline and fred calling in and i should put this above the other fic but like... you can figure out one and two on your own i believe in you)

The Perils of Faking Illness (or, “two times Fred Andrews faked sick to get out of class and one time he actually needed a hospital”) (read the title)

healing, in three parts (fred fp archie and jughead attempt a roadtrip)

all along the watchtower (#fredandrewsisriverdale)

guess that we were too much of the same kind (fred getting visitors in the hospital)

sometimes wonder what's beneath the mess you've become (fred and alice bonding hour)

nice day for a white wedding (fredsythe hospital times babyyyy!)

The Unexpected Perks of Feminist Activism (or, "Fingertip Rules") (fred gets fucked in a skirt by fp thats all you need to know)

Any Way You Want It (reggie x moose idk what it is but if you like them here you go)

fun, fun, fun (till her daddy takes the t-bird away) (beach antics! freds a menace but fp loves him anyway...)

hands over the ears of my heart (fred and hermione share a bed but platonically)

the apocalypse comes sooner than you think (fredsythemione antics)

small as a world and large as alone (a series of drabbles about archie jughead and fred post 104)

do a good turn daily (archie x reggie post 103)

seven minutes in heaven (archie and reggie picked for 7 minutes in heaven)

tell me every terrible thing you ever did (archie drops jughead off after the pep rally)