#also PROUDLY displays the knights of the nine armor like that also screams fuck the thalmor all my homies hate the thalmor | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hamletbot · 3 years ago

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I love legacy of the dragonborn bc the way Auryen runs the museum is legit unhinged…

oh hey dragonborn :) if u want to we can just fool the public and use only replicas as displays so you can run around using mega powerful and dangerous shit, its not like they’ll notice ;)… hm whats that? You found a lich vault? yknow what? lets just take all of our super powerful daedric artifacts and stuff em in there and replace it w replicas here… oh what is that? the amulet of kings? wouldn’t it be sick if we reforged it lol. also could you just casually steal these stuff from the blue palace they wouldnt donate it to us hm? You want to use the decrepit old basement?? what for? Oh you wanna stuff it full of decapited heads and skulls? sure why not man… ill have it ready for displays by tomorrow:) oh also the museum is haunted… bye! have fun fighting the mammoth and the giant in the natural gallery… wait while we are at it you know what would be a great team building exercise? Yeah you guessed it falmer infested ruins :)) anyways have fun love you

#HES SO #skyrim #tes #legacy of the dragonborn #lotd #love the guy but hes legit unhinged in the funniest way possible and im only enabling him as the player #not even talking about his khajiit smuggler w a war airship connection that just casually gives you the ship for saving his life #my man wont EVER question where you got shit from hes just like yeah that’s supposed to happen you are like the main character lol:)#also an mvp bc he legit gives you his old apartment bc he wouldn’t use it anyway and you can just house all your equally unhinged friends #AND ALL SIX OF YOUR KIDS #also if you have the cheese mod he makes you a cheese aging room:’)#i bet the thalmor hates his ass way worse than the dragonborns ghsgsg #i am completely enamored by his crazy ass wtf man i love you #these are not even all the insane shit he does just casually like #he says he built the museum on an already existing temple of talos #and you think oh bc hes an altmer its like an anti talos power move :/#but hes just casually hangs up a big ass talos painting in the main hall and includes his shrine on the divines display #also PROUDLY displays the knights of the nine armor like that also screams fuck the thalmor all my homies hate the thalmor #he also never actually explains the story behind his sword or why hes casually just the best fighter in the explorers guild

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