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lokittystuckinatree · 4 months ago

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Ya know how Donald co-opted the YMCA dance that time and ruined it for everyone? Well Kamala Harris has the chance to do the funniest possible thing with the Hot To Go dance. And then when he starts short circuiting 5 minutes into the next debate because his brain is melting and he’s scared of strong women, they can have a dance battle instead or something (she’ll still beat his ass.) He and Joe were gonna have a golf tournament, it’s only fair

#THIS IS A JOKE #I saw someone else joking that she should wear lime green like Charli xcx or befriend Chappell Roan so I had to pitch in #chappell roan #kamala harris #Joe Biden #us politics #ok but can we talk about a brown female prosecutor being the one to challenge the racist rapist criminal?#equal and opposite reaction bitches #I call that karma #also Joe’s VP who he famously didn’t try to murder btw #I’m just remembering that recent event where everyone was dancing except for Joe #he was standing there like a plank of wood while Kamala was groovin and smiling awkwardly with second hand embarrassment

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