#also I'm supposed to wash my hair so I'm leaving BG for now

[depresanesfreetime]

Kagain: “Those cursed woods always remind me of unmanly elves.”

Wissie: “Uh... I’m half-elf...”

Kagain: “Well, that just proves it that elves are unmanly.”

*GASP!*

Viconia: “You unthankful creature. I shall cease to heal your bottom in the heat of a following battle.”

Kagain: “That’s fine. I can manage without your dark spells.”

(one “fight” with a Sword Spider later)

Wissie: (running with others) “Folks... I don’t think that was a good thing to do...”

Branwen: “I agree, but that dwarf offended you and Vicky. He was a person of a shallow personality anyway.”

Wissie: “But...”

Imoen: “You see, Wissenweib wanted to give him a chance exactly because he appeared to be shallow. Here in Candlekeep, we all had heard negative rumours about dwarves and their obsession with gold and, uh...”

Branwen: “I understand. Wissenweib, still... It’s alright and it’s a great virtue to leave a harmful person when they’re not willing to change their point of view.”

Wissie: ´°^°`

Imoen: Don’t worry, we’ll meet another dwarf.