#also I'm covered in dog hair and starving bc thw food sucked

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I didn't know today was Father's day because I'm #fatherLESS but I was forced to go to a father's day barbecue (I have not rem slept in close to 48 hours) but I was like okay okay there's a pool I'll be fine. except. when digging up my one pair of denim shorts that I haven't broken out for the season yet. I discovered they do not fit anymore. I'm pms-ing right now so I immediately felt homicidal about this. and this made me too afraid to even think about putting my bathing suit on bc if that doesn't fit it might be the End. so now we're at 3 strikes and I'm like fuck okay how do I dodge an emotional breakdown. okay. dress cute feel cute be cute have no feelings <3. it's summer so all my favorite outfits are mamma mia inspired. I've got some cute blue and white palazzo pants and a flowy white shirt with my effortless messy curls loose and some beachy bracelets. we're thriving. nothings getting to us. until. halfway through the barbecue. when I catch my second wind and wake up a little more. I suddenly remembered. WHAT THE PLOT OF MAMMA MIA IS.