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unohanadaydreams · 10 months ago

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Aizen and mayuri starting a I hate kisuke club and I’m their emotional support 😂

See I don’t think they’d be able to muster enough good will toward another to even start a club tbh. I think the closest they would get is honestly what we already got in canon of them trying to prove they're the most clever in regards to The Chair.

All the largest Urahara haters in canon are egotistical control freaks with too much to say and they hate each other too!

They absolutely need emotional support though because Urahara always wins. Even if it takes over a hundred years to do so, he’s gonna win!

Maybe Soi Fon and Mayuri could start a club but they have to stick to talking shit about people they don’t like or the magic is lost. After every captains meeting their eyes meet like ‘we have so much shit to dish’ and the magic is usually back on, though.

#listen I know soi fon isn’t as extreme as Aizen and Mayuri #but she is not immune to those attributes #local shop clown has powerful professionals from beyond FUMING click to find out more #like I just think they all deserve to hit him really good once I think it would be funny #also I think Soi Fon and Mayuri could make their club into a general haters forum for sure #I would imagine 12th probably uses Slack over Teams or similar so there's even potential for Soi Fon to bring that over to 2nd.#now i'm thinking of how funny it would be for 2nd division to start using ticketing systems for assassinations and shit #fucking SFCs to keep track of surveillance info for those that are on thin ice for one reason or another #oh my god......................i think it would be amazing

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