#also I feel the need to say this au is so unserious so yes the boys can be promoted as demons

[dyedfrog]

the ULTIMATE OMORI fanfic recs because one of my favs just ended and it deserves more recognition!!

Okay lets start this off with the one in question (also not in any particular order)

These Days Without You by Smitty1899. absolutely beautiful, please read it this fanfic needs more of a community around it

By Your Side Once More, or, How Sunny Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Occult by Keltikknight. the suzuki siblings and their immaculate sense of humour. thats all i have to say

A New Dawn In Sunless Skies by letos. i wish this one would update again its got such a cool premise.

Sinking and Heroism by TenPes. linking them together because they're not part of a series.

The Faraway Event by kinemortomoli. me putting this here is actually a cry for help. i dont think this fanfic is dead but i cant suffer alone

Tired by Sunburner. this is pretty short and sweet (more like sad, depending on your ending preference)

DEADSPACE by Es_Novels. this one is so eerie as many zombie fanfics are, but i think the imagery makes this one take the cake

Car Trouble by Smitty1899. oh my god

Birthday Picnic by ToxicPineapple. poor kel. he saw mari like a big sister

stuck on one day for the rest of my life by lowbatteryhealth. we as a fandom need more hero angst

Reciting Wrongly by JonRightBackAtcha. not gonna say anything, just read it

Other Half of The Whole by JonRightBackAtcha. did not realise this and 11 were written by the same person. huh.

Fates of Damnation by Anonymous. oh my got two electric boogaloo

heat haze by crowcinthus. as someone who knows nothing about kagerou project wow

The Healing Properties of Reading a Book Out Loud to Your Loved Ones, and Other Domestic Bullshit by Prince_Enby. this ones good even if it hasnt updated in a while

In Which Sunny Is Bad At Naming Things by Prince_Enby. let me introduce you to the chatfic ever

I'll Cherish You Forever by phoeberrie. tiny bit hesitant to recommend this one bc of the themes but there is another fanfic later on this list with similar themes that is basically on every omori rec list ever so just a warning for stalking, obsession and gore. also, heed the tags. its good but not everyone will be comfortable with it.

Sorry as Can Be, For Whatever That Means by JonRightBackAtcha. quite a few fanfics by this author on here. but what can i say, they're great.

sinking. by marlkarx1. this is really good, also pretty dark. heed the tags.

Despite everything by Aisenic_Warrior. another legendary fic with no updates for over a year.

Sometimes a Knife Fight at 3am Can Mend Any Friendship by Shrimp_fry_rice. i dont believe it. you're telling me a shrimp frying rice wrote this fic?

Overwatered Garden by otomerson. rip flower boy lmao (im crying)

Picnic with Mari AU by Gornkleschnitzer. just gonna recommend the whole au

One More Time by GalileoGalilei. think of a 'watching the show' fanfic but its omori post-bad ending. now that i think about it, a version of this fic but they're watching an unserious playthrough on youtube would be kind of funny.

Sometimes Goodbye is a Second Chance by Smitty1899. whatever you're expecting to happen, you're wrong.

Amusia by JonRightBackAtcha. the legend. i wonder how many times this author has appeared on this list.

Kel kicks Sunny's door down by otomerson. attempted hikkikomori route

The Everyday Shenanigans of Something by Practicallyunethical. obsessed with the references in here.

Reality Check, Please by Paramocks. this fanfic has the kind of humour that could kill a christian grandmother.

Endless Dreaming by otomerson. this fanfiction is so beautiful it can make a grown man cry and thats okay (i dont know the quote dont kill me) please read it

Their Time by ShardOfHope. man this fanfic HURTS. you better read it.

The House That Breathes by Shifting_Walls. THIS IS SO GOOD

Broken Space by SpoonusBoius. yes, this fanfic is dark, but i feel people greatly exaggerate it. its not darker than pursuit, don't worry.

The Sun in Another Solar System by TellThemNaegi. if you look through this entire list while only reading one fanfic from here, please let it be this one. i have been totally fixated on this one and it deserves a mini-community of its own just like some other aus.

You're back, Mari by Anonymous. i hope you all expected this one. this is the mentioned one on no.17. im not sure how many trigger warnings i need considering this entire fic is so infamous i'd be shocked if someone didn't know. i don't want to risk spoiling it so just look at the tags. i was debating putting the sequel on here but decided against it. after all, the absolutely visceral reaction the pursuit au can garner from the fandom after just being mentioned probably has enough potential for a case study.

And there it is. the ultimate omori fanfic rec list consisting of 35 fanfic recs (I was originally gonna put way more on here but i got lazy near the end and put only my all time favourites)

[thanathicca]

Pathologic Fest Day 17: Notoriety (1)

Part 1 - #crystalclaraity

This belated entry for @fellowtragedian is also crossposted on AO3! and yes, this is set in my 22nd century Thanatica AU, ISMIE (imperare sibi maximum imperium est).

Warning: medical scams, internet drama, ableism, xenophobia, suicide baiting, anti-vaccine behavior

Everything in this story is fictional. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events are purely coincidental.

gemmedicine

posted July 13, 2165

you guys need to lay off of crystalclaraity’ accent guys. just because she’s russian doesn’t mean she’s a plot to undermine the us government via tocktick. get real

#crystalclaraity #crystalclaraity discourse #discourse #you USians are CRAZY #not everything revolves around y’all

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illogical-conclusion

Do you forget that CrystalClaraity is literally scamming people by selling them rocks that “”””heal the plague””””??? She forfeited the right to not be insulted by making people disregard safety protocols just to watch her “”””perform miracles”””” holy shit!!!

6969plaguefucker6969

@\illogical-conclusion those people in her videos are probably paid actors.

illogical-conclusion

@\6969plaguefucker6969 THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER????????

gemmedicine

@\illogical-conclusion i’m just asking y’all yankees to stop pointing out her accent. it’s literally embarrassing that you still mock foreigners for speaking english in their own accents in the year of the lord 2165

illogical-conclusion

@\gemmedicine I’m not American???? LMAO???????

gemmedicine

@\illogical-conclusion sorry

~

bonked-silly-style 

posted July 19, 2165

gem/medicine literally believes in crystal healing. So unserious. How does he expect anyone with half a brain to take him seriously? xD

#discourse #crystalclaraity #crystalclaraity discourse #xDDD #gemmedicine #crystal healing doesn’t work you guys xP #drama #internet drama

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gemmedicine

@\bonked-silly-style some alternative medicine *can* work. my russian mutual @\prodxedwithgay ordered crystalclaraity’ stuff and it actually helped her.

destieldashcondankmemes

As a Russian, I disown @prodxedwithgay WTF why would you buy from crystalclaraity. Go to the WHO website or whatever instead of using TockTick for medical information -_____________-

never-traumadump

you say it like it is, man. my mom got into the alternative medicine pipeline cuz my little sister is autistic and she doesn’t want to vaccinate her 🙄 and now she’s totally entrenched in conspiracy and we’re not even allowed otc medication anymore. i have to wear crystal necklaces to school. i really need a new phone but noooo she had to use our savings to buy a mAgIc CrYsTaL i feel like i’m going insane.

never-traumadump

like. crystalclaraity says shit like “this plague isn’t real” and like it’s “just the negative energy pooling in the world that my crystal can neutralize”. i bet she’s fully vaccinated and doesn’t even listen to her own videos.

crazy-poor-asian

@\never-traumadump you think Crystalclaraity’s thing is a bit???

mychangelingfantasy

@\crazy-poor-asian Just like a stand-up comedian, sometimes a bit can result in a career 😌

~

pandemic-news

posted August 25, 2165

CrystalClaraity, the health influencer that has accumulated 3.5 million followers on TockTick, EyeTube, Twatter, and InstantGram, has been drowning in controversy. CrystalClaraity has been selling healing crystals that allegedly protect you from the virus and reduce symptoms of the plague since the pandemic began in January 2165.

Research has found that some of the crystals sold in CrystalClaraity’s shops contain lead, asbestos, and several radioactive materials

(...)

The hashtag #KillerClaraity has been used as a campaigns for mass recalls and refunds are surfacing on several social media platforms.

Source

#crystalclaraity #pandemic #tw pandemic #cw pandemic #alternative medicine

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vigorovsky-trash

LEAD? ASBESTOS? RADIOACTIVE SHIT?! THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY A CARTOON VILLAIN!!!!

anti-vigorovsky

@\vigorovsky-trash how does it feel to know you support child abuse? kys <3

bone---throne

I hope they go to jail for this. This is unacceptable. Innocent people are getting hurt because internet social media platforms don’t have ways to prevent these scams from happening and getting bumped by the algorithm.

wowsonormal

Isn’t Clara literally a teenager?

bone---throne

No one knows how old they are.

killerheadache-fromouterspace

Speculation of CrystalClarity’s age by u/NotaConArtist

HOW OLD IS CLARA THE CRYSTAL PEDDLER? AN ANALYSIS BY MAKEUP ARTIST

Cosplay Wig Expert Weighs In: Clara is Wearing Shitty Brand Wigs

CrystalClarity candid photos (unedited) (footage not from socials)

I SAW CRYSTALCLARITY IN MY HOMETOWN?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

brainrotting413

@\killerheadache-fromouterspace i SWEAR IF THIS IS A RICKROLL I’M GOING TO CRAM YOUR TOENAILS INTO YOUR ASS

fuckedupandmorallyambiguous

It’s not a Rickroll.

~

bonked-silly-style

posted August 26, 2165

EAT THAT, @\gemmedicine!

#killerclaraity #crystalclaraity #discourse #gemmedicine #crystalclaraity discourse #crystal healing is stupid and anyone who thinks it works is an idiot

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rationalhumanbeing

…imagine listening to someone with a minion porn avatar

bonked-silly-style

@\rationalhumanbeing What are you doing reading minion porn? xD Devil’s sacrament moment xDDD

~

gemmedicine

Posted August 26, 2165

some people really be using serious cases just to further drama. touch grass. if you know who i’m talking about leave them alone btw. “touch grass” applies to everyone on this hellsite

#personal #crystalclaraity discourse #crystalclaraity #discourse #oh well #i’m gonna go touch grass #maybe remake my blog #moots dm me for new user

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[qftim-dreamcatcherau]

fun facts about each character in the AU. GO!

i apologize if im being silly with these facts :) will happen again. Bendy - he still has the charms and serious tone in the AU but on the behalf, he's like this [its Felix's POV: "yep, thats my kid" [joke]]

Boris - he still has the scar from when he is 12 [i will reveal ages for the characters soon] and his friendship with mugman is still besties but more a chaotic way.

Cuphead - he's pretty much a bitch in serious situations. but when it comes to anyone who made turn soft, he acts innocent as hell until someone walks in to piss him off cough cough bendy and felix.

his face is him literally LMAO.

Mugman - he's still the chaotic little silly but however, he's gonna be serious in the AU unless boris or cuphead distracts him from the serious situations. oh and, he can karate chop through fruits like jongho from ateez :)

someone tell me that you see no difference between these two pics because its him

Felix - okay yes, he's the father of the group. mostly. and forever will be. but..he's unserious in some situations.

"mate, get the fuck out. you hurt bendy and you need a breather."

Oswald - he is gonna do the chalkboard communication in some chapters and mostly he is depressed because its obvious, Ortensia passing away and the reaction pic is his mood 24/7. He is serious but this feeling is this way.

"why am i still here..just to suffer?" /ref.

Moving on to the Dreamers!

Blairlana - she is the mom of the group. like seriously. so mother but uhh..she's gonna through it so terribly in the AU. You'll see.

Breeda - when i said she is aware of things, i was actually saying she is but probably like.. [first pic] BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, it takes a bit for her to process things then she would show emotion [ like accidentally gets a thorn on her finger and her face being like (second pic)]

Coco - oh boy, how am i gonna start? yes, she is gonna be the type of person who says "i gotta protect everyone" but then ends up being hurt at the end. like girl, BE THE HELL CAREFUL. She is careful BUT not too careful! ALWAYS ENDING UP GETTING HURT LIKE HER DAMN DAD. [excuse me while i show her reactions to unserious situations]

devil is sure stressed tf out/j

Angel - her relationship with her mom is like amity and odalia's and it is sad as hell. Overall though, she is a sweet n' sour type of person

you guys can beat her mom's ass. she would give you permission

Chole - miles's mom reminds me of them but their personality and bits of backstory is like kitty softpaws so its a mix of inspo there :)

Alt - they are the only person in the group that has no idea what they are doing but ends up doing something right at the end. and..they are also gonna go through it like Blairlana is. You'll see.

"V" - the possibility that she will laugh in serious situations.

at the end, she will get her ass beat in three/j

Bonus

Alex - he brags too much about being better than his cousin. like stop this behavior dude.

pheww done, now imma grab some coffee and continue to get stuff finished..

[changseobbing-blog]

BANG THE WANG

A\N: @baebae-goodnight Here is my gift for you, my twinnie, my friend, my hoe. I hope you and whoever stumbles across this enjoy my crack attempt! 

WARNING: THIS IS 100% UNSERIOUS, INACCURATE CRACK!

Theme: Smut/Crack - If you’re under 18 don’t scroll further.

Jackson Wang x Reader

Naruto AU

“So to be clear, you understand the details of my request?”

You look up from your kneeled position, up to the face of your leader. The Rokudaime Hokage, who is leaning back in his chair. He’s looking down at you with a bored expression in his eyes but you know him well enough after being his subordinate for 4 years to see a glint of something else in his eye.

“Yes sir, but if you don’t mind me speaking up?” you stop and wait for him to gesture his hand for you to continue “I feel like you’re taking the piss a bit here mate”

As you say this you stand up and cross your arms over your chest. He raises his brow at your words and slowly leans forward to rest his elbows on the desk, lacing his fingers together.

“Look Y/N” he sighs dejectedly “I know you said his company gives you a headache, but for fuck sake I need a break, and he won’t stop pestering me since the dumbass got himself injured, and I haven’t read my po-” he coughs “My novel, in days.”

You scrunch your face at his words and snorts “So you’re dumping him on me because you need a wank?” you can’t hold back your smirk now.

He faceplants the desk at your words.

“Ok” you sigh in defeat “I’ll keep him...distracted for the rest of today”.

He breathes a relieved sigh and you turn to leave the room, before reaching to open the door you stop and look over your shoulder “Just don’t forget to lock the doors when you...read, or you’ll be Ka-Flashy and they might impeach your nasty perverted ass!” you hear a book slam against the door as you dash out and shut it behind you swiftly.

“Plus I know you both been fucking!” you hear him shout back from the room behind your back and you grumble to yourself, at least you get some dick instead of jacking off to words on a page.

(A/N: *sweats nervously* cuz who would do that right, RIGHT!!!)

You knew where he was, where he always was…eating ramen, so you body flicker to the little stand and plop down next to him.

“Stop annoying Kakashi, he’s trying to force me into keeping your stupid ass busy, and how the hell did you even break your ankle Jackson?” you turn your head slightly to look at him.

At his dumb cocky smirking face and the cheeky glint in his eyes as he starts laughing to himself. “I told jinyoung that he looked like an old menopausal woman with his new haircut” he starts to laugh even harder as he continues “so..he…pushed me off…his balcony”. You burst out laughing with him at both the picture of your friend’s annoyed face and also the image of him launching Jackson over the balcony.

You realise he’s scooted closer to your stool and with a waggle of his eyebrows he whispers to you suggestively “So how are you gonna keep me busy baby?” and you feel your fanny flutter at his pet name despite your brain screaming at you to punch him in the face.

Maybe you just sit on it to shut him up?

“Follow me and you’ll find out” you coo back to him suggestively before getting up and flickering to your apartment. He follows a few seconds later appearing on crutches before he throws them down and smashes his lips onto yours without a word.

You groan into his mouth and he pushes you back onto your bed so you’re spread out on your back. He drops to his knees and pulls your pants and panties off quickly before trailing kisses up your thighs and stopping at your core.

“I’m gonna slurp your pussy like ramen noodles baby girl” he groans, making you whine in aroused confusion, but before you can say anything his mouth suction cups around your cunt and he starts inhaling your fanny like a vacuum cleaner, it feels like he’s trying to suck your soul out.

“Don’t forget the clit you asshole,” you whine to him as you grab a fist full of his hair to make him look at you.

He glares at you as he lowers his face and flicks your sensitive pearl with his tongue and you gasp sharply. He buries his face deeper and nibbles on your clit like a beaver to wood. You start to feel your high building in the pit of your stomach, but he suddenly stops and pulls you up onto your knees.

“I think it’s time your put that smart mouth to good use” he steps back and makes a hand sign “bangthewang-no-jutsu” he screeches out suddenly and you sit there, mouth gaping as his and the rest of YOUR clothes just poof away.

“YOU’RE A POWERFUL JOUNIN AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SPEND YOUR TIME CREATING!” you can’t believe that you’re here right now, getting frick fracked by this bellend.

But when he pulls out the tree trunk tucked in his trousers you decide it’s worth it.

You suck on his meaty sausage like a starved dog, praying he’s too fucked out to utter another word. You hollow out your cheeks and relax your throat, listening to him curse under his breath as you initiate THE BLACK HOLE SUCC and swallow eagerly on his trouser snake.

Deciding that’s enough teasing you slide him from your mouth and throw him onto the bed. You straddle his waist, sucking hickeys into the base of his throat and lift your hips to reach down to his schlong and line him up to your entrance.

He grips your hips and slams you down onto his length, making you moan as he bounces you up and down on his long thick pickle. You scream in ecstasy as he fills you to the brim with his womb broom, pounding you so fast and deep you feel like a puppet, but his dick is the puppet master.

“I’m gonna cum” you yodel at the top of your lungs while Jackson continues to mercilessly smash your pasty.

“Let go baby girl” he wheezes seductively “cum all over my noodle!!” his disgusting words push you over the edge and you accidentally squirt in his eyes and he goes blind and you get sacked as a ninja cuz he bothered Kakashi and spend the rest of your life triggered by ramen.

THE END!

…. Let’s all pretend this never happened ok!? BYE!

Tiff I hope you got a laugh out of this!!! <3