#also I didn't expect to see the lil kid from Sweet Tooth swearing in a Southern accent (and eating cocaine) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ratcontrolledracecar · 2 years ago

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cocaine bear is truly the movie of all time it has everything: very morbid humor, violence, a deadbeat grandpa (who is also a drug runner), weird thirteen year old friends eating cocaine, European hikers with questionable baby naming choices, a dive bar that offers plain pasta as a menu item, three teenage weirdos, a cute little dog with pink bows, cocaine stored in duffel bags with rainbow straps, a park ranger/peace officer who can't shoot for shit, ambulance accidents, genuinely endearing friend dynamics, a quote from Wikipedia, and of course, a bear high out of its mind on cocaine

#cocaine bear #i thoroughly enjoyed this film #i would absolutely go to a bar just to eat plain pasta and be sad this movie was made for me #no because why am I so invested in Eddie and Daveed's relationship dynamic I would watch a whole other movie about those 2 dudes on the run #Henry and Dee Dee were so funny too like they're middle school besties with the weirdest shit going on #like they were just down to casually try cocaine in the peak “just say no” era (and with no idea how to do cocaine) it was wild 😭#also I didn't expect to see the lil kid from Sweet Tooth swearing in a Southern accent (and eating cocaine)

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