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Omg HELLO..........ok here’s where I break out the goofiness, simply because you’re not in the absolute madman’s land that’s the discord nsfw channel and don’t get to hear my harebrained schemes >:) not that this is that bad. But it certainly ain’t jerking any tears. Ok bad word choice now I have to resist any obvious jokes which is HARD. And also I am white-knuckled here resisting dropping a specific airbrushed fan art that remains in the Hall of Fame in the fucked up art gallery in my head ANYWAYS.....

It’s time to talk BEEJTRAP BABY.............it’s been knocking around the feral hivemind awhile and at first I was like hahaha lmao funnie. But now it’s got its silly little hooks in my brain and won’t let go. I’ll probably leave it on the back burner awhile because I don’t want to step on any toes, but I’ve long had this lighthearted idea for an AU where Hawkeye gets sent home instead of Trapper and BJ comes in to replace him which is very compelling to me because WHAT is that relationship even like without Hawkeye for BJ to be fixated on and jealous over. And also Hawkeye is uniquely compatible with each of the other two, but I don’t necessarily think they have similar enough sensibilities to reach the level of friendship with each other that each of em had with Hawk. So it’s a fun opportunity for a lot of stupid shenanigans and dumb little in-jokes with the readers like how would THIS have played out with fucking Beejtrap?

Basically I have them good friends by necessity and also both COMPLETELY mystified and oftentimes annoyed with the other. And also, like psychosexually obsessed with the other. Mostly Beej though, trapper’s chillin. Basically everything comes to a head when Trapper says word for word “you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid” and BJ goes argh grrrr grrrr bark rrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but then they have comically bad sex (BJ’s fault) and that’s the end of it.

But I had SO much fun writing my silly little Carl The Handyman (actually his last name was Thehandyman thanks to bigyellowtaxis/springsteens) seduces BJ fic that I’m chomping at the bit to write another goofy little thing like that. :) and bless you I know you don’t read or write fanfic but I’m also desperate to hear your Beejtrap headcanons so. Might be sliding into an ask box near you to get a lil peek into your brain >:)