#also Ford's perfect rosettas make more sense tbh he's got one design down perfect and that's what you get

[dastardlywlw]

I couldn't get a good photo of it because of how bright out it was at the time, but here's the fat tits latte that Stan would absolutely know how to make.

Oh my god I wanna see Ford's latte art now. He's a very talented artist but I can imagine he'd take too long getting it Just Right that the coffee will be tepid by the time he's done and Bill gets mad at him for wasting coffee 😔

In unrelated news Stan would be like the barista who heard me talk about doing drag and drew a queen with fat tits on 'my' latte, only for it to not be my order and he had to hand it off to the old guy who actually ordered it. I wish I could send the picture through asks but alas...

oh, bill doesnt give a fuck what they do with the espresso

ford's a guy who learned how to make rosettas. fuck you youre getting a rosetta. it's going to have 15 tiers and be the most perfect, symmetrical thing you've ever seen. he looks like he wishes he was literally anywhere else on the planet as he pours them. he gets your name wrong when you call it out. "excuse me, is this half-caf?" "no, bill doesnt like how it tastes." "can i get a heart on my latte?" "no you can get a rosetta." "excuse me this isnt the right temp" "yes it is"

the thing that needs to be understood about ford in this au is that he does not want to work in a coffee shop. the coffee life chose him he did not choose the coffee life

stan on the other hand will spend like 5 whole minutes drawing shit on there with a toothpick and cinnamon dustings etc etc etc. he gets so many tips but the line gets SO long that he's never allowed to be on bar